Confess something

It can be shocking, embarrassing, anything.

It can be shocking, embarrassing, anything.

On January 18 2007 22:55 dronebabo wrote:
bubbles is not a monkey

On January 18 2007 22:57 Silverand Cold wrote:
I made out with my mom once...yea...

On January 18 2007 22:44 Kingkosi wrote:
I masturbate 6 times a day... no I'm just kidding but one time me and my friends were going to see a movie (me and my friends like to play mean ass tricks on each other) so we ate at Dairy Queen before are movie started. So I'm eating my Blizzard and i get up to go the bathroom, (leaving my Blizzard unattended) and my Kyle drops Ex-Lax in my Blizzard. So we finish and were in the theater and my stomach is killing me, I think its upset from the Blizzard so I'm letting out small doses of gas when out of no where i completely crap my pants. I slowly moved my way out of the crowded theater and hung out in the bathroom (cleaning myself) while my friends enjoyed the movie. Afterward on the drive home he told me what he did and we laughed about it. Thats one of my most embarrassing moments.

On January 18 2007 23:09 oneofthem wrote:
I haven't had a decent dinner in a month.

On January 18 2007 23:35 Ace wrote:


how old was she?

On January 18 2007 23:31 mdb wrote:
I like Mumyung. Serously.

On January 18 2007 22:57 Silverand Cold wrote:
I made out with my mom once...yea...

On January 19 2007 04:51 ffaakkoovv wrote:

you mean....you are real Motherfucker?
lol!
I get laid 3 times....I am a wanker.

On January 19 2007 05:41 Frits wrote:
This one time when I was in a classroom at school and the teacher left to get some notes it was just me and my friend there, and I peed out of the window because I couldn't be arsed going all the way to the toilet.

On January 18 2007 22:57 Silverand Cold wrote:
I made out with my mom once...yea...

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I play countless hours of computer games and I love it but I'm afraid to tell anyone because they will think I am a loser. I am 24 and have been invited to join my country's team for starcraft.

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i am a boy 11 years old. i always play an internet game called starcraft. im so addcited to it. i spent 8 hours playing it non stop. my family thinks im too addicted they said i should stop. but this is the only thing i do everyday when i finish my homework. my dad always wacth televison. and im not an atlectic male.

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I woke up at 6 am. I've already wanked four times and it's 7:12. What is wrong with me?

brb starcraft ^_^

On January 19 2007 08:08 BatTheMan wrote:
I want to marry her I don't care if she's a total freak and has no heart
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On January 19 2007 09:10 Cpt Obvious wrote:
i just lost my 15 euro buy-in with the first hand in a local poker tourney.
AQ vs his AK...PF raise and constant raising after the flop.

J 10 Q - 3 - 10

he had the straight -_-

so i confess i might be the worst poker player in human history.
not even that makes it any better.

On January 19 2007 07:35 z7-TranCe wrote:
i once had sex with a dog,twice

On January 19 2007 09:58 EscPlan9 wrote:


You didn't fold after a bunch of raises on a QTJ flop with single-pair. What do you think he's re-raising you with that you're ahead of?

Not the worst poker player ever, but yeah, that was pretty bad.

Another confession from me... I haven't had sex since valentine's day of 2004. And now I completely forget what sex feels like (I know what masturbation feels like of course).

On January 19 2007 10:49 Beyonder wrote:
I care very little about sex, but more about the sensitive physical activities a couple can do: cuddling, caressing and simply being together.

On January 19 2007 10:54 j0ehoe wrote:


:cough: HOMO :cough:
jk<3

im on this site entirely too much when ive got a lot to do =[

On January 19 2007 11:11 Xeofreestyler wrote:
I'm friends with a guy who's pretty much dumber than a plant.

On January 19 2007 11:11 Xeofreestyler wrote:
I'm friends with a guy who's pretty much dumber than a plant.

On January 19 2007 11:24 Kingkosi wrote:
yea i make shapes and stuff i knew most guys shaved there pubes! I'm not alone

On January 19 2007 11:29 j0ehoe wrote:


gayness| '
gayness| '
gayness|............'
gayness|___________
xxxpages in thread

On January 19 2007 11:19 Chibi[OWNS] wrote:
yesterday i got bored and shaved my pubes and my chest

On January 19 2007 11:15 Cpt Obvious wrote:


what is so special about that? we all know a person like that, most likely somebody we like/know very well.

and i'm aware of the obvious jokes that are coming now, i recommend you think about it...again.



and yet again.

On January 19 2007 11:37 BatTheMan wrote:

I shaved my ass for the first time 2 weeks ago it's one of the best feelings the world. it's all smooth and when you shit it feels better no shit stuck in the ass pubes. RimJobs for the win.

On January 19 2007 11:47 Haemonculus wrote:


Yeah but once that starts growing back, and you start sweating... you will want to kill yourself.

On January 19 2007 11:36 Kingkosi wrote:
Thats not gay? You want to know whats gay is? Gay is walking in on your friend masturbating, stop watch him (he doesn't stop) and tell him his huge! Thats gayness.

On January 19 2007 11:53 Beyonder wrote:


dont have a problem with it here.

On January 19 2007 07:30 Kwark wrote:


Photos or it didn't happen!!

On January 19 2007 12:07 Tadzio00 wrote:
Spoilerized to protect people that hate sob stories. I'll share a darkly funny (because it's disgustingly embarrassing) story in the open. When I was a child (7-12) I was so afraid of my dad that in order to avoid running into him, I would stay in my room and crap my pants rather than walk down the hall to the bathroom. Then, late at night I'd sneak into the bathroom and wash the soiled underwear by hand. EWWWwww! So gross!

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On January 19 2007 12:35 QuietIdiot wrote:
I watched teenage mutant ninja turtles porn. (COUGH*intothewow)

On January 19 2007 12:35 QuietIdiot wrote:
I watched teenage mutant ninja turtles porn. (COUGH*intothewow)

On January 18 2007 23:00 Ace wrote:
I had sex with a live 16 year old!...just kidding she was dead

On January 19 2007 13:47 MYM.Testie wrote:
People are strange.

Also, I have absolutely no skeletons in my closet. Which kicks a lot of ass.

On January 19 2007 14:15 BuGzlToOnl wrote:
I still have my stuffed animal (cow) that was given to me by a family member when I was born, and from time to time sleep with it.

On January 19 2007 13:47 MYM.Testie wrote:
People are strange.

On January 19 2007 14:15 BuGzlToOnl wrote:
I still have my stuffed animal (cow) that was given to me by a family member when I was born, and from time to time sleep with it.

On January 19 2007 14:17 ~AreS] wrote:

I have a fat-assed stuffed mouse which I stopped sleeping with. I felt bad for it for a while; must be lonely.

On January 19 2007 14:11 itzme_petey wrote:
im going to smash my dorm neighbor's speaker system but shhhhh..

On January 19 2007 14:27 ~AreS] wrote:
I've only ever had one wet dream, and it was within the past two months. Odd.

On January 19 2007 14:32 snowbird wrote:
<DW>So, I had to get a colonoscopy today
<DW>That's where they stick a camera up your ass and take pictures of your intestines
<Relentless>that's just great
<DW>Anyway, that part wasn't bad, the bad part was the prep for it
<pyr0>which was...
<DW>I didn't eat anything yesterday. Starting at 3 PM I had to drink about 2 liters of this shit that would help clear my intestines out. Basically, from 3 PM until about 12 I had SEVERE abdominal cramps. I mean severe. I'm talking about rolling around on the floor punching shit severe
<DW>Anyway, during this, I started to get horny for some reason
<DW>It was a strange feeling really. Not even being able to stand up because of crippling pains, and yet at the same time, having a raging boner and wanting to jack off
<Relentless>this wont end well
<DW>Anyway, I had been shitting brown water since 3 (that's what the nasty shit I drank did), and I needed to again. But since I had a huge boner I figured I'll take care of it while I'm in the can. So, I'm standing over the toilet cranking one off, and I'm getting the shits, so I sit down. Just before I'm about to cum, I start feeling like I'm going to puke. Now, I had vomit brewing for awhile. You know that feeling you get when you're going to puke? When you start to feel sick and start salivating a lot? I had been getting that since I went to the bathroom. Anyway it built up enough that I started VIOLENTLY and LOUDLY puking. I'm fucking lucky the sink is right next to the toilet. The force of this caused me to begin shooting shit-water out of my ass with the force of a pressure washer. The spasming of my entire body caused my hand to move around enough that I started cumming.
<DW>So after all was said and done, I had a line of fire burning a line from my balls to and up my asscrack, puke in the sink, and cum covering my legs.
<DW>Yeah yesterday was not a good day :\
*LONG pause*
<pyr0>...
<Neo>what the fuck
<SSB>.....
<CT_Frog>o_o
<MMB>You have lived more in that one moment than anyone else in their entire lives

(http://www.bash.org/?714672)

On January 19 2007 14:33 BuGzlToOnl wrote:


That means your not whacking off enough. I reccomment at least 3-4 times a week.

On January 19 2007 14:36 ~AreS] wrote:

I really shouldn't be beating it anymore than I already am. The more I do it, the more likely it is for someone to walk in on me. It hasn't happened yet and I refuse to increase the odds.

On January 19 2007 14:38 Kennigit wrote:
Once i was in bed and while half asleep felt my balls being licked. I thought it was my girlfriend and with my eyes closed put my hands behind my head and elbowed her in the face...

....yeah, it wasn't her licking my balls, it was her dog...it took me about 10 seconds to decide if i should stop it or not

On January 19 2007 14:41 BuGzlToOnl wrote:


...you didn't say if you decided to stop him... ... ...

On January 19 2007 14:56 kyari_ wrote:
you guys think shaving your pubes is sort of weird? i thought lots of guys did it because girls like it. at least you don't shave your entire bodies, down to the armpits feet and hands like i do the only hair i have is on my head.

my confession: my brother, who is about 6 years younger than me (i'm 20) collects stuffed animal monkeys and sometimes played superheroes with them or w/e. well, one night sometime past midnight i was really horny and wanted to jack off, but i didn't want to use my hand again. he had this one stuffed monkey that was this really soft white long-furred one laying next to my room so i just picked it up, wrapped it around my cock, and started going crazy with it. when i orgasmed i wasn't thinking about what i was doing and let it all spew all over the fur. felt really good by the way. i was tired and didn't feel like cleaning it so i hid it under my bed and went to sleep. i woke up the next day and made sure no-one found it, and discovered that it had hardened into a sort of greyish yellow type substance on a portion of the fur. so i put it in the washing machine with some other clothes and then got it right out, and put it in the dryer with the same clothes making sure no-one saw me. when i pulled it out of the dryer, all of the fur was sticking out and it was all discolored and shit so i just stuck it in a full trash bag, wrapped it up and threw it outside.

i haven't seen him play with his monkeys since.

On January 19 2007 14:56 kyari_ wrote:
you guys think shaving your pubes is sort of weird? i thought lots of guys did it because girls like it. at least you don't shave your entire bodies, down to the armpits feet and hands like i do the only hair i have is on my head.

my confession: my brother, who is about 6 years younger than me (i'm 20) collects stuffed animal monkeys and sometimes played superheroes with them or w/e. well, one night sometime past midnight i was really horny and wanted to jack off, but i didn't want to use my hand again. he had this one stuffed monkey that was this really soft white long-furred one laying next to my room so i just picked it up, wrapped it around my cock, and started going crazy with it. when i orgasmed i wasn't thinking about what i was doing and let it all spew all over the fur. felt really good by the way. i was tired and didn't feel like cleaning it so i hid it under my bed and went to sleep. i woke up the next day and made sure no-one found it, and discovered that it had hardened into a sort of greyish yellow type substance on a portion of the fur. so i put it in the washing machine with some other clothes and then got it right out, and put it in the dryer with the same clothes making sure no-one saw me. when i pulled it out of the dryer, all of the fur was sticking out and it was all discolored and shit so i just stuck it in a full trash bag, wrapped it up and threw it outside.

i haven't seen him play with his monkeys since.

On January 19 2007 13:49 Wysp wrote:



it must be nice to be 100% secure.

too bad its the internet and noone believes you (or should.)

On January 19 2007 15:11 pubbanana wrote:


http://teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=47873¤tpage=2#37

So we meet again.

On January 19 2007 15:36 Raidern wrote:
I have 25% less hair than in the past two years, and that fucking disturbs me. In other words, i'm going bald and i'm fucking 21!!!!!!!!!

btw there are 'no holes' in my hair, its just that there is less hair than before.

On January 19 2007 16:08 Rayzorblade wrote:
I imagine you fucking other men, sometimes numerous men at the same time. It's all very gloriously disgusting, like a money shot.

It's self-harrowing and torturous at times, but it's working: I'm beginning to forget all about the year and a half I wasted on you, you stupid cunt.

On January 19 2007 14:16 Metal[x] wrote:


must be a very cute cow...

On January 19 2007 17:47 CaucasianAsian wrote:
I ran over a kitten on my way home from work. I tried honking at it, and couldn't swirve out of the way because their was another car on my left (2 lane road) and someone behind me. I didn't know what to do, so I tried to center my car over it so it wouldn't hit the tires. Then right before it would of been saved, it ran into the tire... I feel so bad.

On January 19 2007 16:56 azndsh wrote:
I'm emo and overly worried about what others think...

On January 19 2007 16:56 azndsh wrote:
I'm emo and overly worried about what others think...

On January 19 2007 16:30 Misca wrote:
When I was young i used to play Turtles with my best friend, we acted like we were the Turtles and stuff, but someday I wanted to be April and we were like "making out" because that's what guys and girls do, so even Turtles and girls,

then, his mom walked in and did see us lying in bed.. ;o
She got pretty upset

And no, I'm not gay, I have a girlfriend right now

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NO!
I did not kiss him! Just do w/e looks like it, bluh ..

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On January 19 2007 18:43 baal wrote:


Yeah, i remember when Migelangello sticked his green penis into April, wait... it never happened!


why would u "recreate" something unseen in the cartoon, you pair of fags :<

On January 19 2007 19:58 ToT)MidiaN( wrote:
i've had enough of helping people out. took me 22 years to find out that good guys never win, from now on i'm gonna be a selfish asshole.

On January 19 2007 19:45 decafchicken wrote:
i took a caffeine pill today (yea hardcore drugs right?) and it was awesome. i was about to pass out and then i was uber alert for 3 hours straight

On January 19 2007 19:58 ToT)MidiaN( wrote:
i've had enough of helping people out. took me 22 years to find out that good guys never win, from now on i'm gonna be a selfish asshole.

On January 19 2007 20:03 EvilTeletubby wrote:


A-fucking-men... I think I'm right behind you with that... I'm tired of feeling 'used' because I'm a nice guy.

On January 19 2007 21:25 EAGER-beaver wrote:
Ya know how god kills a kitten everytime you masturbate? Well I'm the one who actually kills the kitten.

On January 19 2007 10:49 Beyonder wrote:
I care very little about sex, but more about the sensitive physical activities a couple can do: cuddling, caressing and simply being together.

On January 19 2007 21:23 aseq wrote:
you guys are lucky i've had a lot of wine:

- I have this crush on a girl that lives on my floor of the dorm, but it's totally not possible, since i'm a lazy old ass, and she's all hot and young and fresh and taken.
- I like talking to girls except ones i really like. I'm afraid to touch those too, at all.
- I once saw an internet vid of some asian tranny which was seriously hot. Didn't realise she was hung and started spanking it...and managed to finish even tho i found out.
- My alcohol consumption has gone up a lot in the last weeks, i'm worrying if i can stop when i'll start working in 10 days. Also I internet till 6am+ and normally sleep till 4pm. Once i wasn't up in time for dinner, on a regular, non party, non hangover, non tired day.
- I'm 26 and I don't have a clue what to do with my life, sometimes i'd wish i could do years 16-26 again. I'm starting to relativise everything while i'm much too young for that, and also starting to dislike ppl who have no answers themselves, just live for the hell of it and try to get their own life as comfortable as possible. You're not going to be around in 80 years, what will it matter what goods you have? It's all so unimportant.
- I played a tvp once where i razed his main, he started accusing me of hax, and it totally bothered me, i started talking back, denying, explaining etc, until i found out a couple minutes later that he had 6 stargate carriers and i lost 10 minutes later.

These are fun. Not the first thread, but awesome nonetheless.

On January 19 2007 21:47 ToT)MidiaN( wrote:
Also I internet till 6am+ and normally sleep till 4pm
you're not the only one.

On January 19 2007 23:01 RtS)Night[Mare wrote:
i have slept with a toy duck for 17 years every night

On January 19 2007 23:08 x_woof_x wrote:
i wish i was like my old self again in almost all aspects

On January 18 2007 22:55 dronebabo wrote:
bubbles is not a monkey

On January 19 2007 23:02 BalloonFight wrote:
Beyonder owned my dragoon. =(

On January 18 2007 22:44 Kingkosi wrote:
I masturbate 6 times a day... no I'm just kidding but one time me and my friends were going to see a movie (me and my friends like to play mean ass tricks on each other) so we ate at Dairy Queen before are movie started. So I'm eating my Blizzard and i get up to go the bathroom, (leaving my Blizzard unattended) and my Kyle drops Ex-Lax in my Blizzard. So we finish and were in the theater and my stomach is killing me, I think its upset from the Blizzard so I'm letting out small doses of gas when out of no where i completely crap my pants. I slowly moved my way out of the crowded theater and hung out in the bathroom (cleaning myself) while my friends enjoyed the movie. Afterward on the drive home he told me what he did and we laughed about it. Thats one of my most embarrassing moments.

On January 19 2007 21:16 Oxygen wrote:
I sweat more than anyone else I know, even when I'm just sitting around. I'll sweat out of my ass. Then I'll go for a run and I'll not have a drop on me.

On January 19 2007 23:27 statix wrote:
i talk to myself quite frequently

On January 20 2007 04:33 HungerForMore wrote:
I have to confess... I masturbate!

On January 19 2007 22:49 Tien wrote:
I also never had a real job.

These aren't really confessions because I'm not ashamed of anything I've done.

Dropping out of school was the best decision I ever made. Dropped out of school to play poker, stop playing poker to start my own real estate company and business.

So life is good.

On January 18 2007 23:07 TheLegend333 wrote:


you made me laugh so damn loud i woke up my parents...that really sucks man. lol


im self-conscious about my acne...i have been for many years

On January 18 2007 23:53 BroOd wrote:
I'm going to go drink myself into oblivion like I usually do, atleast now I have an excuse.

Catch you on the flip side.

On January 19 2007 15:11 pubbanana wrote:


http://teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=47873&currentpage=2#37

So we meet again.

On January 19 2007 21:47 ToT)MidiaN( wrote:
Also I internet till 6am+ and normally sleep till 4pm
you're not the only one.

sometimes i'd wish i could do years 16-26 again
you're not the only one~ and "some people" (me) wish that at younger ages than 26

On January 20 2007 09:22 vGl-CoW wrote:
i think that TL on the whole has a terrible terrible sense of humour and that there are very few posters who are actually funny

On January 20 2007 08:00 Kwark wrote:


Same. If I have shit to do early in the morning I'll just go a few days without sleep. And it sucks.

On January 20 2007 09:42 Cpt Obvious wrote:


wait...is that a joke?

On January 20 2007 09:22 vGl-CoW wrote:
i think that TL on the whole has a terrible terrible sense of humour and that there are very few posters who are actually funny

On January 18 2007 22:58 Physician wrote:
I think 90% of the StarCraft community are mental midgets.

On January 20 2007 09:52 DeadVessel wrote:

I only do the all nighter on the weekends. :/ i do wish i could go back a couple years. many things i would've done//not done.

On January 20 2007 10:08 decafchicken wrote:


...you're sixteen, the age of which they are referring to.

On January 20 2007 10:11 DeadVessel wrote:

yes ...

but ive wasted 2 years of high school, made piss ass grades and didn't do well socially. much of the 2nd year was due to playing starcraft to much and the first was because i am lazy :/

On January 20 2007 10:38 funKie wrote:
What is a Midget?

On January 20 2007 10:54 ~AreS] wrote:

Most colleges/universities don't look past the 11th and 12th grade.

On January 20 2007 11:22 DeadVessel wrote:


well i hope thats true, i am getting my grades up and doing well in my harder classes and getting into track :/ so maybe ill look more appealing. thx for info~

On January 20 2007 10:08 exalted wrote:
Don't you mean exclaimation point?

On January 20 2007 11:38 4thHatchery wrote:

I'm losing my hair too, and not so slowly either, and I'm a year younger than you. I mean that one can clearly see that my hairline is way way more higher than that what I suppose would be considered 'normal' for my age. Though I'm glad that I don't yet have a bald spot on the top of my head. But for me my balding is not really anything embarrassing that I need to confess and I would make huge efforts in order to hide. I just wanted to post so that you, and apparently Raidern too, aren't the only ones 'suffering' from this matter.

EDIT: And to contribute to the thread: I've had a big crush on this girl who is one year older than me for almost five(!) years and I haven't done anything about it. And I realize it's only getting harder with each passing day and after a couple of weeks we won't be in the same school anymore. Now that is something I'm embarrassed about.

On January 20 2007 11:16 Reno(TE) wrote:
i think im slowly losin my hair coz wen i recently when i spike my hair and sum1 looks directly down.. they can see scalp!

On January 20 2007 15:38 Chibi[OWNS] wrote:


hate to break it to you...but they did know it was you =p

On January 20 2007 16:27 Jayson X wrote:
Back when i was in school my painting-teacher (dunno how its properly called) was a really hot woman. She had perfect breasts and always weared wide clothes. So when she bend over you could see everything except the nipples. I had 4 hours per week in her class and i could never resist looking at her, allways tryed to get the right angle.

One time i had to do some extra work after school and we were alone. Just me and her. We sorted my paintings on the floor of the room and then it happened. We bouth kneed on the floor and she bend over to get one of my paintings right next to me and i was able to see everything. I was like OMFG!!!! I imagined those two over and over again but now i finaly saw them. It was like \"perfect\". And if like god himself gave me this moment she kept in this position and explained something to me. Time seemed nonexistend.

Than she turned her eyes away from my painting and saw where i was looking at. She pulled back. No words were spoken. I was like shocked and freezed up, except for my budy who\'s been growing while i was staring at her. She clearly saw it but didnt say a word. It was like someone pressed the pause button. I did want to run away as far as i could and fuck her right on the teachertable at the same time. After a long akward time she stood up and told me to go home.

From that day on she changed her clothing-style and her goodys were never to be seen again...
For years she was my woman-to-get-horny...

edit: damn now im horny...