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artofmagic
United States1951 Posts
On January 19 2007 23:08 x_woof_x wrote: i wish i was like my old self again in almost all aspects yea i have that thought before.. if i was like my old self.. i cuda got my crush.. (i was never shy wen i was young...) | ||
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statix
United States1760 Posts
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uhjoo
Korea (South)1740 Posts
On January 18 2007 22:55 dronebabo wrote: bubbles is not a monkey what the FUCK this ain't funny | ||
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evanthebouncy!
United States12796 Posts
When I first moved to U.S. dad and I shared house with some other families. we were kinda poor back then so along w/ other poor engineers, operators, w/ their kids we lived in the boss's house so it's cheaper rent. So as it happened one of the pair we lived w/ is a mom and her daughter, she's like 2 yrs older than me, exactly the same birthday. She's not exactly pretty but she's rather descent looking. She was pretty tall and strong build yet very curvasive. Being a 13 yr old I was rly horny and I pretty much want to fuck what ever that moves. She liked to take showers, and I've been trying to see her naked for pretty much all those time we spend together. After some attempts I pushed down one of the blinds on the restroom window down so I can sneak outside of the house into the yard and walk on the outside of the restroom window and watch her take shower/change/wash her vagina after period or w/e and get hard and happy. I've done this for about ten times and then one day... I was in my room pretending to watch TV but kept my door open so I can see down the hall way. It's like 11 pm or something... So then I saw a shadow moved across the ground and heard a door shut. So I quietly sneaked out of my room, opened the front door and shut it lightly. It's so fucking cold outside. I sneaked into the back yard and went around to the window. As usual I looked inside the crack I made on the blind and saw her taking off her cloths. She was wearing some sort of tight undergarment and I got too excited starring at her taking off her cloths when her mom walked into the restroom and glanced up. Then all hell broke loose... "SOMEONE'S WATCHING OUTSIDE!" She shouted and she quickly walked over to the blind and shut it close with a sweep of her hand. Now I'm fucked, I thought. How the hell could I get back into my bedroom w/ out them know I had been outside! SHIT SHIT SHIT. I just pretended to be sleepy walking, I pretended that if they call me I'd fake to be startled and "wake up". I walked, I was so fucking nervous. What if dad finds out, shit he'd fucking skin me alive. So then inch by inch I creeped back to the front door, I moved out of the yard, I mvoed toward the door. I stood by the door for full five minutes, shivering in the cold, scared out of my mind. Finally, with a resolution, with the conviction that I could pull off the sleep walk. I eased open the door. The corridor was empty. I quickly shut the door behind me with out much noise, and in a mad dash of silence I was back into my room, safe. They hadn't noticed it was me. The next day while eating breakfast together I felt as if something terrible was going to tear open my skull and jump out spraying blood everywhere. I felt so sick and tired and anxies. Then her mom asked, "Hey did you guys see anybody walked outside of this hosue last night?" Everybody was like "No nope what happened?" "O I just heard someone walking and I even checked the door was unlocked, so I wonder what's going on." "O haha maybe the house is haunted!" I chuckled w/ the rest of the crowd. I was so shocked of my own audacity. I was so ashamed and frightened I couldn't masterbate for several months afterwards. Whenever I tried to masterbate I saw her mom's round wild eyes and her shout "SOMEONE'S WATCHING!" O god it's terrible... After 2 weeks of this incident we moved out because the company is doing bad and we gotta find our own apartment. Dad and I moved to an apartment in Sunnyvale while the girl and her mom moved into another one in Cupertino. We helped them move all the furnitures. Before they moved to east coast we still visited their apartment regularly and we ate and had fun, they had no clue it was I who's sneaking looks, they had no clue it was I who fixed the blind so I can see. They still don't. I liked her alot, in a different way now. She was really a good role model, very deligent and hard worker, her mom didn't know how to speak english very well so the girl had to stick up for her pretty much wherever she went, translating and buying tickets, arranging transports when they're moving to east coast ect. She was very competent, my mom respected her alot too. I think she now goes to Princeton iirc, which's all cool. And pretty much the time we kids ran around the house, me and another kid 2 yr younger than me, she was sort of like an older sister taking care of us all the time, cooking when the parents are out and stuff. I owe her one. Man Evan Man... that shit was embarassing... | ||
Beyonder
Netherlands15103 Posts
On January 19 2007 23:02 BalloonFight wrote: Beyonder owned my dragoon. =( haha :D | ||
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AutumnLight
Ukraine2488 Posts
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HungerForMore
Afghanistan420 Posts
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Liquid`Jinro
Sweden33719 Posts
On January 18 2007 22:44 Kingkosi wrote: I masturbate 6 times a day... no I'm just kidding but one time me and my friends were going to see a movie (me and my friends like to play mean ass tricks on each other) so we ate at Dairy Queen before are movie started. So I'm eating my Blizzard and i get up to go the bathroom, (leaving my Blizzard unattended) and my Kyle drops Ex-Lax in my Blizzard. So we finish and were in the theater and my stomach is killing me, I think its upset from the Blizzard so I'm letting out small doses of gas when out of no where i completely crap my pants. I slowly moved my way out of the crowded theater and hung out in the bathroom (cleaning myself) while my friends enjoyed the movie. Afterward on the drive home he told me what he did and we laughed about it. Thats one of my most embarrassing moments. ............... Laughed about it? You mean you knocked him over the head and hid the corpse? Or at least punched him? Something? | ||
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littlechava
United States7221 Posts
On January 19 2007 21:16 Oxygen wrote: I sweat more than anyone else I know, even when I'm just sitting around. I'll sweat out of my ass. Then I'll go for a run and I'll not have a drop on me. i get that too...maybe its a polish thing  | ||
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Cpt Obvious
Germany3073 Posts
On January 19 2007 23:27 statix wrote: i talk to myself quite frequently i just realized i almost stopped doing that for no apparent reason after i have been talking to myself day and night for at least 10 years O.o maybe its got something to do with having a service job  On January 20 2007 04:33 HungerForMore wrote: I have to confess... I masturbate! spot one male TL.net user who doesn't, prove it, and you win 100$. | ||
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funkie
Venezuela9376 Posts
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KOFgokuon
United States14908 Posts
On January 19 2007 22:49 Tien wrote: I also never had a real job. These aren't really confessions because I'm not ashamed of anything I've done. Dropping out of school was the best decision I ever made. Dropped out of school to play poker, stop playing poker to start my own real estate company and business. So life is good. Damn, must have done pretty well to build up enough capital to start up your own company That's pretty sick | ||
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Ilikestarcraft
Korea (South)17733 Posts
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Passion
Netherlands1486 Posts
On January 18 2007 23:07 TheLegend333 wrote: you made me laugh so damn loud i woke up my parents...that really sucks man. lol im self-conscious about my acne...i have been for many years hehehehehehe i can confes i found this funny laughing badly about something that isn't all that funny while being afraid you wake up your parents and selfconscious about your acne... heheheand i had to laugh about the "...and MY Kyle drops..." On January 18 2007 23:53 BroOd wrote: I'm going to go drink myself into oblivion like I usually do, atleast now I have an excuse. Catch you on the flip side. hope you did a good job. and i confess i drank a little too much or not nearly enough yesterday. its true ! | ||
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Yogurt
United States4258 Posts
On January 19 2007 15:11 pubbanana wrote: http://teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=47873¤tpage=2#37 So we meet again. omg i've been laughing at this for like 5 minutes straight hahahahahhahaha | ||
KwarK
United States43737 Posts
On January 19 2007 21:47 ToT)MidiaN( wrote: Also I internet till 6am+ and normally sleep till 4pm you're not the only one. sometimes i'd wish i could do years 16-26 again you're not the only one~ and "some people" (me) wish that at younger ages than 26 Same. If I have shit to do early in the morning I'll just go a few days without sleep. And it sucks. | ||
vGl-CoW
Belgium8305 Posts
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Cpt Obvious
Germany3073 Posts
On January 20 2007 09:22 vGl-CoW wrote: i think that TL on the whole has a terrible terrible sense of humour and that there are very few posters who are actually funny wait...is that a joke? | ||
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DeadVessel
United States6269 Posts
On January 20 2007 08:00 Kwark wrote: Same. If I have shit to do early in the morning I'll just go a few days without sleep. And it sucks. I only do the all nighter on the weekends. :/ i do wish i could go back a couple years. many things i would've done//not done. | ||
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lololol
5198 Posts
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