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skyglow1
Profile Blog Joined April 2005
New Zealand3962 Posts
January 19 2007 11:32 GMT
#181
On January 19 2007 19:58 ToT)MidiaN( wrote:
i've had enough of helping people out. took me 22 years to find out that good guys never win, from now on i'm gonna be a selfish asshole.


Does this mean no more helping zergs in strategy forum? T_T
decafchicken
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
United States20177 Posts
January 19 2007 11:39 GMT
#182
On January 19 2007 20:03 EvilTeletubby wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 19 2007 19:58 ToT)MidiaN( wrote:
i've had enough of helping people out. took me 22 years to find out that good guys never win, from now on i'm gonna be a selfish asshole.


A-fucking-men... I think I'm right behind you with that... I'm tired of feeling 'used' because I'm a nice guy.


that problem is corrected in our middle school. doing anything relatively nice that more than one person finds out about and everyone yells TOOL. Puts an end to people doing favors pretty quickly.
how reasonable is it to eat off wood instead of your tummy?
Drowsy
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
United States4876 Posts
January 19 2007 11:47 GMT
#183
I hate crowds and large groups of people. I purposely avoid my friends when they want to have any sort of gathering with more than 3 people, even if it's people I've known for years, I really...really hate it. I don't know why either, with males it seems like there's some competition with no actual win condition, and females tend to just start blathering about inane shit that they'd never bother to bring up if it were 1 on 1.
Our Protoss, Who art in Aiur HongUn be Thy name; Thy stalker come, Thy will be blunk, on ladder as it is in Micro Tourny. Give us this win in our daily ladder, and forgive us our cheeses, As we forgive those who play zerg against us.
stuthedog
Profile Joined November 2006
Burundi262 Posts
January 19 2007 11:48 GMT
#184
i cheated on my ap govt final paper by converting a speech i found online into a paper. i got an A.

i stopped playing starcraft but still like visiting this site cuz youre all a bunch of immature aholes that make me laugh.

Drowsy
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
United States4876 Posts
January 19 2007 11:58 GMT
#185
I just purchased cigarretes for a minor yesterday, I just turned 18.
Our Protoss, Who art in Aiur HongUn be Thy name; Thy stalker come, Thy will be blunk, on ladder as it is in Micro Tourny. Give us this win in our daily ladder, and forgive us our cheeses, As we forgive those who play zerg against us.
Oxygen
Profile Blog Joined November 2003
Canada3581 Posts
January 19 2007 12:16 GMT
#186
I sweat more than anyone else I know, even when I'm just sitting around. I'll sweat out of my ass. Then I'll go for a run and I'll not have a drop on me.
Dont drink and derive. TSL: Made with Balls.
aseq
Profile Joined January 2003
Netherlands4025 Posts
January 19 2007 12:23 GMT
#187
you guys are lucky i've had a lot of wine:

- I have this crush on a girl that lives on my floor of the dorm, but it's totally not possible, since i'm a lazy old ass, and she's all hot and young and fresh and taken.
- I like talking to girls except ones i really like. I'm afraid to touch those too, at all.
- I once saw an internet vid of some asian tranny which was seriously hot. Didn't realise she was hung and started spanking it...and managed to finish even tho i found out.
- My alcohol consumption has gone up a lot in the last weeks, i'm worrying if i can stop when i'll start working in 10 days. Also I internet till 6am+ and normally sleep till 4pm. Once i wasn't up in time for dinner, on a regular, non party, non hangover, non tired day.
- I'm 26 and I don't have a clue what to do with my life, sometimes i'd wish i could do years 16-26 again. I'm starting to relativise everything while i'm much too young for that, and also starting to dislike ppl who have no answers themselves, just live for the hell of it and try to get their own life as comfortable as possible. You're not going to be around in 80 years, what will it matter what goods you have? It's all so unimportant.
- I played a tvp once where i razed his main, he started accusing me of hax, and it totally bothered me, i started talking back, denying, explaining etc, until i found out a couple minutes later that he had 6 stargate carriers and i lost 10 minutes later.

These are fun. Not the first thread, but awesome nonetheless.
mikeymoo
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
Canada7170 Posts
January 19 2007 12:24 GMT
#188
I want to be the next Canadian Idol.
o_x | Ow. | 1003 ESPORTS dollars | If you have any questions about bans please PM Kennigit
EAGER-beaver
Profile Joined March 2004
Canada2799 Posts
January 19 2007 12:25 GMT
#189
Ya know how god kills a kitten everytime you masturbate? Well I'm the one who actually kills the kitten.
Simon and Garfunkel rock my face off
Folca
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
2235 Posts
January 19 2007 12:46 GMT
#190
On January 19 2007 21:25 EAGER-beaver wrote:
Ya know how god kills a kitten everytime you masturbate? Well I'm the one who actually kills the kitten.


wait, god kills a kitten everytime you masturbate?
why?

i dont understand, kittys are cool, why does god kill them, just kill the stupid mosquitoes, ggnore
Dea : one time when he was playing vs the comps he asked me "how do I make that flying unit that makes the other stuff invisible" and I reply "ur playing terran zomg"
ToT)MidiaN(
Profile Blog Joined May 2003
England2183 Posts
January 19 2007 12:47 GMT
#191
Also I internet till 6am+ and normally sleep till 4pm
you're not the only one.

sometimes i'd wish i could do years 16-26 again
you're not the only one~ and "some people" (me) wish that at younger ages than 26
Nothing worth doing is devoid of risk
PuertoRican
Profile Joined April 2004
United States5709 Posts
January 19 2007 13:16 GMT
#192
On January 19 2007 10:49 Beyonder wrote:
I care very little about sex, but more about the sensitive physical activities a couple can do: cuddling, caressing and simply being together.


That's pretty gay.
If anyone orders any merlot Im leaving. I am NOT drinking any fucking merlot.
SonuvBob
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
Aiur21552 Posts
January 19 2007 13:39 GMT
#193
On January 19 2007 21:23 aseq wrote:
you guys are lucky i've had a lot of wine:

- I have this crush on a girl that lives on my floor of the dorm, but it's totally not possible, since i'm a lazy old ass, and she's all hot and young and fresh and taken.
- I like talking to girls except ones i really like. I'm afraid to touch those too, at all.
- I once saw an internet vid of some asian tranny which was seriously hot. Didn't realise she was hung and started spanking it...and managed to finish even tho i found out.
- My alcohol consumption has gone up a lot in the last weeks, i'm worrying if i can stop when i'll start working in 10 days. Also I internet till 6am+ and normally sleep till 4pm. Once i wasn't up in time for dinner, on a regular, non party, non hangover, non tired day.
- I'm 26 and I don't have a clue what to do with my life, sometimes i'd wish i could do years 16-26 again. I'm starting to relativise everything while i'm much too young for that, and also starting to dislike ppl who have no answers themselves, just live for the hell of it and try to get their own life as comfortable as possible. You're not going to be around in 80 years, what will it matter what goods you have? It's all so unimportant.
- I played a tvp once where i razed his main, he started accusing me of hax, and it totally bothered me, i started talking back, denying, explaining etc, until i found out a couple minutes later that he had 6 stargate carriers and i lost 10 minutes later.

These are fun. Not the first thread, but awesome nonetheless.

Wow, that last one's pretty embarrassing.
Administrator
Tien
Profile Joined January 2003
Russian Federation4447 Posts
January 19 2007 13:41 GMT
#194
I dropped out of school.
We decide our own destiny
thedeadhaji *
Profile Blog Joined January 2006
39489 Posts
January 19 2007 13:42 GMT
#195
On January 19 2007 21:47 ToT)MidiaN( wrote:
Also I internet till 6am+ and normally sleep till 4pm
you're not the only one.


fuck i did exactly this today
Tien
Profile Joined January 2003
Russian Federation4447 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-01-19 13:59:12
January 19 2007 13:49 GMT
#196
I also never had a real job.

These aren't really confessions because I'm not ashamed of anything I've done.

Dropping out of school was the best decision I ever made. Dropped out of school to play poker, stop playing poker to start my own real estate company and business.

So life is good.
We decide our own destiny
Night[Mare
Profile Blog Joined December 2004
Mexico4793 Posts
January 19 2007 14:01 GMT
#197
i have slept with a toy duck for 17 years every night
Teamliquidian townie
BalloonFight
Profile Blog Joined May 2006
United States2007 Posts
January 19 2007 14:02 GMT
#198
Beyonder owned my dragoon. =(
artofmagic
Profile Blog Joined March 2005
United States1951 Posts
January 19 2007 14:06 GMT
#199
On January 19 2007 23:01 RtS)Night[Mare wrote:
i have slept with a toy duck for 17 years every night

got a polar bear doll. named him. create an almost never ending adventure story with the other plushes. hes.... almost 10 year old.. time pass fast.
evolve or die
x_woof_x
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
United States659 Posts
January 19 2007 14:08 GMT
#200
i wish i was like my old self again in almost all aspects
STOP...... Manner time. 윤상현
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