Confess something - Page 8

On January 19 2007 14:41 BuGzlToOnl wrote:


...you didn't say if you decided to stop him... ... ...

On January 19 2007 14:56 kyari_ wrote:
you guys think shaving your pubes is sort of weird? i thought lots of guys did it because girls like it. at least you don't shave your entire bodies, down to the armpits feet and hands like i do the only hair i have is on my head.

my confession: my brother, who is about 6 years younger than me (i'm 20) collects stuffed animal monkeys and sometimes played superheroes with them or w/e. well, one night sometime past midnight i was really horny and wanted to jack off, but i didn't want to use my hand again. he had this one stuffed monkey that was this really soft white long-furred one laying next to my room so i just picked it up, wrapped it around my cock, and started going crazy with it. when i orgasmed i wasn't thinking about what i was doing and let it all spew all over the fur. felt really good by the way. i was tired and didn't feel like cleaning it so i hid it under my bed and went to sleep. i woke up the next day and made sure no-one found it, and discovered that it had hardened into a sort of greyish yellow type substance on a portion of the fur. so i put it in the washing machine with some other clothes and then got it right out, and put it in the dryer with the same clothes making sure no-one saw me. when i pulled it out of the dryer, all of the fur was sticking out and it was all discolored and shit so i just stuck it in a full trash bag, wrapped it up and threw it outside.

i haven't seen him play with his monkeys since.

On January 19 2007 14:56 kyari_ wrote:
you guys think shaving your pubes is sort of weird? i thought lots of guys did it because girls like it. at least you don't shave your entire bodies, down to the armpits feet and hands like i do the only hair i have is on my head.

my confession: my brother, who is about 6 years younger than me (i'm 20) collects stuffed animal monkeys and sometimes played superheroes with them or w/e. well, one night sometime past midnight i was really horny and wanted to jack off, but i didn't want to use my hand again. he had this one stuffed monkey that was this really soft white long-furred one laying next to my room so i just picked it up, wrapped it around my cock, and started going crazy with it. when i orgasmed i wasn't thinking about what i was doing and let it all spew all over the fur. felt really good by the way. i was tired and didn't feel like cleaning it so i hid it under my bed and went to sleep. i woke up the next day and made sure no-one found it, and discovered that it had hardened into a sort of greyish yellow type substance on a portion of the fur. so i put it in the washing machine with some other clothes and then got it right out, and put it in the dryer with the same clothes making sure no-one saw me. when i pulled it out of the dryer, all of the fur was sticking out and it was all discolored and shit so i just stuck it in a full trash bag, wrapped it up and threw it outside.

i haven't seen him play with his monkeys since.

On January 19 2007 13:49 Wysp wrote:



it must be nice to be 100% secure.

too bad its the internet and noone believes you (or should.)

On January 19 2007 15:11 pubbanana wrote:


http://teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=47873¤tpage=2#37

So we meet again.

On January 19 2007 15:36 Raidern wrote:
I have 25% less hair than in the past two years, and that fucking disturbs me. In other words, i'm going bald and i'm fucking 21!!!!!!!!!

btw there are 'no holes' in my hair, its just that there is less hair than before.

On January 19 2007 16:08 Rayzorblade wrote:
I imagine you fucking other men, sometimes numerous men at the same time. It's all very gloriously disgusting, like a money shot.

It's self-harrowing and torturous at times, but it's working: I'm beginning to forget all about the year and a half I wasted on you, you stupid cunt.

On January 19 2007 14:16 Metal[x] wrote:


must be a very cute cow...