Confess something - Page 7

On January 19 2007 13:47 MYM.Testie wrote:
People are strange.

Also, I have absolutely no skeletons in my closet. Which kicks a lot of ass.

On January 19 2007 14:15 BuGzlToOnl wrote:
I still have my stuffed animal (cow) that was given to me by a family member when I was born, and from time to time sleep with it.

On January 19 2007 13:47 MYM.Testie wrote:
People are strange.

On January 19 2007 14:15 BuGzlToOnl wrote:
I still have my stuffed animal (cow) that was given to me by a family member when I was born, and from time to time sleep with it.

On January 19 2007 14:17 ~AreS] wrote:

I have a fat-assed stuffed mouse which I stopped sleeping with. I felt bad for it for a while; must be lonely.

On January 19 2007 14:11 itzme_petey wrote:
im going to smash my dorm neighbor's speaker system but shhhhh..

On January 19 2007 14:27 ~AreS] wrote:
I've only ever had one wet dream, and it was within the past two months. Odd.

On January 19 2007 14:32 snowbird wrote:
<DW>So, I had to get a colonoscopy today
<DW>That's where they stick a camera up your ass and take pictures of your intestines
<Relentless>that's just great
<DW>Anyway, that part wasn't bad, the bad part was the prep for it
<pyr0>which was...
<DW>I didn't eat anything yesterday. Starting at 3 PM I had to drink about 2 liters of this shit that would help clear my intestines out. Basically, from 3 PM until about 12 I had SEVERE abdominal cramps. I mean severe. I'm talking about rolling around on the floor punching shit severe
<DW>Anyway, during this, I started to get horny for some reason
<DW>It was a strange feeling really. Not even being able to stand up because of crippling pains, and yet at the same time, having a raging boner and wanting to jack off
<Relentless>this wont end well
<DW>Anyway, I had been shitting brown water since 3 (that's what the nasty shit I drank did), and I needed to again. But since I had a huge boner I figured I'll take care of it while I'm in the can. So, I'm standing over the toilet cranking one off, and I'm getting the shits, so I sit down. Just before I'm about to cum, I start feeling like I'm going to puke. Now, I had vomit brewing for awhile. You know that feeling you get when you're going to puke? When you start to feel sick and start salivating a lot? I had been getting that since I went to the bathroom. Anyway it built up enough that I started VIOLENTLY and LOUDLY puking. I'm fucking lucky the sink is right next to the toilet. The force of this caused me to begin shooting shit-water out of my ass with the force of a pressure washer. The spasming of my entire body caused my hand to move around enough that I started cumming.
<DW>So after all was said and done, I had a line of fire burning a line from my balls to and up my asscrack, puke in the sink, and cum covering my legs.
<DW>Yeah yesterday was not a good day :\
*LONG pause*
<pyr0>...
<Neo>what the fuck
<SSB>.....
<CT_Frog>o_o
<MMB>You have lived more in that one moment than anyone else in their entire lives

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On January 19 2007 14:33 BuGzlToOnl wrote:


That means your not whacking off enough. I reccomment at least 3-4 times a week.

On January 19 2007 14:36 ~AreS] wrote:

I really shouldn't be beating it anymore than I already am. The more I do it, the more likely it is for someone to walk in on me. It hasn't happened yet and I refuse to increase the odds.

On January 19 2007 14:38 Kennigit wrote:
Once i was in bed and while half asleep felt my balls being licked. I thought it was my girlfriend and with my eyes closed put my hands behind my head and elbowed her in the face...

....yeah, it wasn't her licking my balls, it was her dog...it took me about 10 seconds to decide if i should stop it or not