EPTConfess something - Page 5
| Forum Index > General Forum |
Beyonder
Netherlands15103 Posts
| ||
|
j0ehoe
United States2705 Posts
On January 19 2007 10:49 Beyonder wrote: I care very little about sex, but more about the sensitive physical activities a couple can do: cuddling, caressing and simply being together. :cough: HOMO :cough: jk<3 im on this site entirely too much when ive got a lot to do =[ | ||
|
Beyonder
Netherlands15103 Posts
I'm a chick in a mans body; lesbian. On January 19 2007 10:54 j0ehoe wrote: :cough: HOMO :cough: jk<3 im on this site entirely too much when ive got a lot to do =[ :D | ||
Xeofreestyler
Belgium6777 Posts
| ||
|
Kingkosi
United States1215 Posts
On January 19 2007 11:11 Xeofreestyler wrote: Plants are pretty smart how about rocks or foreigners? I'm friends with a guy who's pretty much dumber than a plant. | ||
|
Cpt Obvious
Germany3073 Posts
On January 19 2007 11:11 Xeofreestyler wrote: I'm friends with a guy who's pretty much dumber than a plant. what is so special about that? we all know a person like that, most likely somebody we like/know very well. and i'm aware of the obvious jokes that are coming now, i recommend you think about it...again. and yet again. | ||
|
Chibi[OWNS]
United Kingdom10597 Posts
| ||
|
Beyonder
Netherlands15103 Posts
| ||
|
Chibi[OWNS]
United Kingdom10597 Posts
| ||
|
Kingkosi
United States1215 Posts
| ||
|
j0ehoe
United States2705 Posts
On January 19 2007 11:24 Kingkosi wrote: yea i make shapes and stuff i knew most guys shaved there pubes! I'm not alone gayness| /// gayness| // gayness|/ gayness|___________ xxxpages in thread | ||
|
Beyonder
Netherlands15103 Posts
| ||
|
Kingkosi
United States1215 Posts
On January 19 2007 11:29 j0ehoe wrote: Thats not gay? You want to know whats gay is? Gay is walking in on your friend masturbating, stop watch him (he doesn't stop) and tell him his huge! Thats gayness. gayness| ' gayness| ' gayness|............' gayness|___________ xxxpages in thread | ||
|
dronebabo
10866 Posts
| ||
|
BatTheMan
Canada759 Posts
On January 19 2007 11:19 Chibi[OWNS] wrote: yesterday i got bored and shaved my pubes and my chest I shaved my ass for the first time 2 weeks ago it's one of the best feelings the world. it's all smooth and when you shit it feels better no shit stuck in the ass pubes. RimJobs for the win. | ||
intrigue
Washington, D.C9935 Posts
On January 19 2007 11:15 Cpt Obvious wrote: what is so special about that? we all know a person like that, most likely somebody we like/know very well. and i'm aware of the obvious jokes that are coming now, i recommend you think about it...again. and yet again. i thought about making an obvious joke (pun intended) | ||
|
Chibi[OWNS]
United Kingdom10597 Posts
| ||
|
Haemonculus
United States6980 Posts
On January 19 2007 11:37 BatTheMan wrote: I shaved my ass for the first time 2 weeks ago it's one of the best feelings the world. it's all smooth and when you shit it feels better no shit stuck in the ass pubes. RimJobs for the win. Yeah but once that starts growing back, and you start sweating... you will want to kill yourself. | ||
|
Beyonder
Netherlands15103 Posts
On January 19 2007 11:47 Haemonculus wrote: Yeah but once that starts growing back, and you start sweating... you will want to kill yourself. dont have a problem with it here. | ||
|
Kingkosi
United States1215 Posts
On January 19 2007 11:36 Kingkosi wrote: OK believe it or not there is a story behind this. There's this friend we have( and I'm sure everyone knows someone like this) who can't get laid and he has no people skills so he can't even approach a girl which makes it even harder for him. So are friend (Eric) is also a Chronic Masturbate r (this kid beats off at least 4-7 times a day). So after school we're all hanging out my friend Chris's house( we all used to live in the same apartments, minuets from each other) and we're looking at porn and Eric starts grouping himself, Then he says (he has the creepiest voice) "A Chris is it alright if i beat off"? I'm like "hell no" and Chris says "dude why don't you just go home it's right around the corner" Eric looks up(you had to see his face) "i don't think i can make it". At this point I'm laughing my ass off meanwhile Eric is dead serious. Me and Chris talk it over and we decided we will give him a portable DVD player and porn, he can go masturbate in the bathroom and all he has to do is give us 10 bucks. So after a short while of him trying to talk the price down he agrees and goes in the bathroom. Now we question are friend Chris sexuality ever day and this day would be no different. Eric was in there for about 2 minuets when Chris decided to walk in on him. So he opens the door looks down at him and says "you have a huge penis", and closes the door behind him. I grabbed my things and left...Thats not gay? You want to know whats gay is? Gay is walking in on your friend masturbating, stop watch him (he doesn't stop) and tell him his huge! Thats gayness. | ||
| ||
