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z7-TranCe
Profile Joined November 2002
Canada3158 Posts
January 18 2007 22:35 GMT
#61
i once had sex with a dog,twice
Erwin was here! AhaHAHhhHAHahahAHAhaha
WastedYouth
Profile Joined March 2006
United States563 Posts
January 18 2007 22:55 GMT
#62
while masturbating I've fantasized at least once about every single slightly average or better looking girl I've ever had a class with
Luck is what happens when preparation meets opportunity. Skill is what happens when luck becomes habit
BatTheMan
Profile Joined July 2005
Canada759 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-01-18 23:09:06
January 18 2007 23:08 GMT
#63
I want to marry her I don't care if she's a total freak and has no heart
+ Show Spoiler +

[image loading]

aka RichardNPL (RichardNamPhong@Azeroth)
davidgurt
Profile Joined September 2006
United States1355 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-01-18 23:45:42
January 18 2007 23:35 GMT
#64
> www.grouphug.us <

Always some shocking and funny confessions there.

184173203
I play countless hours of computer games and I love it but I'm afraid to tell anyone because they will think I am a loser. I am 24 and have been invited to join my country's team for starcraft.

300634540
i am a boy 11 years old. i always play an internet game called starcraft. im so addcited to it. i spent 8 hours playing it non stop. my family thinks im too addicted they said i should stop. but this is the only thing i do everyday when i finish my homework. my dad always wacth televison. and im not an atlectic male.

134194572
I woke up at 6 am. I've already wanked four times and it's 7:12. What is wrong with me?

brb starcraft ^_^
There's crashing?
Return
Profile Joined June 2005
Ivory Coast856 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-01-18 23:37:50
January 18 2007 23:36 GMT
#65
i personally believe i have no real friends and everybody is just fake.
i do not want to marry a girl that is a virgin.
i hate religious people
oh and i pick totally ridiculous arguments for fun

oh and fuck this im friend with every girl in town... and if i aint, i dont know em


fuck i need to get laid + get a gf honestly asf
Diiiscoo-oh, thats where the happy people go!
mdb
Profile Blog Joined February 2003
Bulgaria4059 Posts
January 18 2007 23:42 GMT
#66
wow grouphug is a great site . I find this the funniest thing ever :

943097983 I fantasize about my guild leader.
SuperJongMan
Profile Blog Joined March 2003
Jamaica11586 Posts
January 18 2007 23:49 GMT
#67
I.... think I'm a marijuana addict.... not sure on that one ;p
Gambler, Drinker, Smoker... and striving poseur academic man... but I really try... but I hate school.
I always dream of nothing but cash and women... and old friends but those are sad dreams.
I haven't had a girlfriend in over a year...
I have a crush on Xellos and a girl who looks like him is in one of my classes AGAIN. Shes so cute.
I haven't seen my parents in over 4 years... last time she sent me a picture and she had grey hair.
I have been broke multiple points in my life and even homeless once.
I miss my mommy T.T

But really.. I wanted to confess I'm the ultimate badass.
POWER OVERWHELMING ! ! ! KRUU~ KRUU~
TiQ.SinGi
Profile Joined December 2004
Norway385 Posts
January 18 2007 23:52 GMT
#68
On January 18 2007 22:28 MTF wrote:
For the first four years or so in my relationship, I was more concerned about my hair than my girlfriend was. >.>

On that same note, my mother was certain I'd grow up to be gay.


Nothing wrong with beeing concerned about your hair! You are not alone :-]
“Approved attributes and their relation to face make every man his own jailer; this is a fundamental social constraint even though each man may like his cell.” -Goffman
tenbagger
Profile Joined October 2002
United States1289 Posts
January 18 2007 23:52 GMT
#69
I love cocaine
SuperJongMan
Profile Blog Joined March 2003
Jamaica11586 Posts
January 18 2007 23:53 GMT
#70
Who doesn't?
My palms always get sweaty... ...

Actually, I nearly had a heart attack on it before and I haven't touched it since.
That was... 4 months ago?
POWER OVERWHELMING ! ! ! KRUU~ KRUU~
Cpt Obvious
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
Germany3073 Posts
January 19 2007 00:10 GMT
#71
i just lost my 15 euro buy-in with the first hand in a local poker tourney.
AQ vs his AK...PF raise and constant raising after the flop.

J 10 Q - 3 - 10

he had the straight -_-

so i confess i might be the worst poker player in human history.
not even that makes it any better.
Nobody ever reads signatures of people like me, do they?
WastedYouth
Profile Joined March 2006
United States563 Posts
January 19 2007 00:19 GMT
#72
On January 19 2007 08:08 BatTheMan wrote:
I want to marry her I don't care if she's a total freak and has no heart
+ Show Spoiler +

[image loading]



you should just marry photoshop's blur tool =P
Luck is what happens when preparation meets opportunity. Skill is what happens when luck becomes habit
Red_Dragon
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
Croatia2862 Posts
January 19 2007 00:50 GMT
#73
Ok here it goes:

I hate any kind of dance, except the one on rock concerts. I like that because there no one cares what you do or shit, you just get carried away by the moment. I especially hate the kind of music that is popular on weddings (at least here in Croatia). The worst thing of all is that my sister is getting married on 11-05-07, and I will HAVE to dance there It is not the end of the world I know, but her boyfriend wants everything to be perfect, and is like you have to learn how to dance GOOD it is MY wedding you know

Please do not make fun of me
Climbing walls of an endless circle
EscPlan9
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
United States2777 Posts
January 19 2007 00:58 GMT
#74
On January 19 2007 09:10 Cpt Obvious wrote:
i just lost my 15 euro buy-in with the first hand in a local poker tourney.
AQ vs his AK...PF raise and constant raising after the flop.

J 10 Q - 3 - 10

he had the straight -_-

so i confess i might be the worst poker player in human history.
not even that makes it any better.


You didn't fold after a bunch of raises on a QTJ flop with single-pair. What do you think he's re-raising you with that you're ahead of?

Not the worst poker player ever, but yeah, that was pretty bad.

Another confession from me... I haven't had sex since valentine's day of 2004. And now I completely forget what sex feels like (I know what masturbation feels like of course).
Undefeated TL Tecmo Super Bowl League Champion
Infundibulum
Profile Blog Joined May 2003
United States2552 Posts
January 19 2007 01:16 GMT
#75
i think i'm ugly

sometimes i get paranoid and worry that all of my friends really don't like me and only hang out because they feel bad for me or something

i play hours of bw and never get better because i secretly enjoy ums more than melee.
LoL NA: MothLite == Steam: p0nd
vGl-CoW
Profile Blog Joined December 2002
Belgium8305 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-01-19 01:48:03
January 19 2007 01:17 GMT
#76
On January 19 2007 07:35 z7-TranCe wrote:
i once had sex with a dog,twice


was it a male dog because that would be sort of gay

edit: did you take it out for dinner first
did you call it afterwards
was it a married dog
Moderatorfollow me on twitter if u think ur so tough @BooyaCow
funkie
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Venezuela9376 Posts
January 19 2007 01:27 GMT
#77
My penis is REALLY huge.
CJ Entusman #6! · Strength is the basis of athletic ability. -Rippetoe /* http://j.mp/TL-App <- TL iPhone App 2.0! */
Cpt Obvious
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
Germany3073 Posts
January 19 2007 01:35 GMT
#78
On January 19 2007 09:58 EscPlan9 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 19 2007 09:10 Cpt Obvious wrote:
i just lost my 15 euro buy-in with the first hand in a local poker tourney.
AQ vs his AK...PF raise and constant raising after the flop.

J 10 Q - 3 - 10

he had the straight -_-

so i confess i might be the worst poker player in human history.
not even that makes it any better.


You didn't fold after a bunch of raises on a QTJ flop with single-pair. What do you think he's re-raising you with that you're ahead of?

Not the worst poker player ever, but yeah, that was pretty bad.

Another confession from me... I haven't had sex since valentine's day of 2004. And now I completely forget what sex feels like (I know what masturbation feels like of course).


i didnt suspect a straight, because the after flop raise was particularly small. i suspected him having a small pocket pair but meh, i got severly owned.
Nobody ever reads signatures of people like me, do they?
CharlieMurphy
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United States22895 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-01-19 01:44:59
January 19 2007 01:44 GMT
#79
I like to eat pussy.

also I like to type my name is the search function to see who has quoted me.
..and then I would, ya know, check em'. (Aka SpoR)
KOFgokuon
Profile Blog Joined August 2004
United States14899 Posts
January 19 2007 01:47 GMT
#80
Choosing graduate schools will be a significantly harder decision than choosing undergraduate
And I plan to get extremely wasted at each one that I visit
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