On January 18 2007 22:44 Kingkosi wrote:
I masturbate 6 times a day... no I'm just kidding but one time me and my friends were going to see a movie (me and my friends like to play mean ass tricks on each other) so we ate at Dairy Queen before are movie started. So I'm eating my Blizzard and i get up to go the bathroom, (leaving my Blizzard unattended) and my Kyle drops Ex-Lax in my Blizzard. So we finish and were in the theater and my stomach is killing me, I think its upset from the Blizzard so I'm letting out small doses of gas when out of no where i completely crap my pants. I slowly moved my way out of the crowded theater and hung out in the bathroom (cleaning myself) while my friends enjoyed the movie. Afterward on the drive home he told me what he did and we laughed about it. Thats one of my most embarrassing moments.

you made me laugh so damn loud i woke up my parents...that really sucks man. lol

im self-conscious about my acne...i have been for many years

oneofthem

Cayman Islands24199 Posts

January 18 2007 14:09 GMT

#23

I haven't had a decent dinner in a month.

TheLegend333

United States31 Posts

January 18 2007 14:09 GMT

#24

i once pissed my pants because i couldn't make it to the grocery store bathroom and didn't want to pee in public.

FakeSteve[TPR]

Valhalla18444 Posts

January 18 2007 14:14 GMT

#25

i can't read

HAZE.tQ

United States251 Posts

January 18 2007 14:24 GMT

#26

I'm part of a secret cabal to control and overthrow the American government.

mdb

Bulgaria4059 Posts

January 18 2007 14:31 GMT

#27

I like Mumyung. Serously.

Ace

United States16096 Posts

January 18 2007 14:35 GMT

#28

On January 18 2007 23:09 oneofthem wrote:
I haven't had a decent dinner in a month.

how old was she?

Aukai

United States1183 Posts

January 18 2007 14:37 GMT

#29

I Shave my ass.

And it feels damn good.

evanthebouncy!

United States12796 Posts

January 18 2007 14:40 GMT

#30

My forearms are mainly trained by masterbation.

Heen

Korea (South)2178 Posts

January 18 2007 14:42 GMT

#31

Make sure you balance them out, evan..

I've seen things that could lead to..

PuertoRican

United States5709 Posts

January 18 2007 14:44 GMT

#32

I just jerked off before I posted in this thread.

oneofthem

Cayman Islands24199 Posts

January 18 2007 14:48 GMT

#33

On January 18 2007 23:35 Ace wrote:

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how old was she?

lil.sis

China4650 Posts

January 18 2007 14:52 GMT

#34

HAWK

BroOd

Austin10833 Posts

January 18 2007 14:53 GMT

#35

I just got phone-dumped by a girl I really like because she's in a relationship with a guy she hates but won't go out with me because its "not fair to either of you".

I'm going to go drink myself into oblivion like I usually do, atleast now I have an excuse.

Catch you on the flip side.