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On January 18 2007 22:57 Silverand Cold wrote: I made out with my mom once...yea...
can you show uus a picture of your mom? we shall then decide whether you did that crazy disgusting vile act through legitimate reasons.
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On January 18 2007 22:44 Kingkosi wrote: I masturbate 6 times a day... no I'm just kidding but one time me and my friends were going to see a movie (me and my friends like to play mean ass tricks on each other) so we ate at Dairy Queen before are movie started. So I'm eating my Blizzard and i get up to go the bathroom, (leaving my Blizzard unattended) and my Kyle drops Ex-Lax in my Blizzard. So we finish and were in the theater and my stomach is killing me, I think its upset from the Blizzard so I'm letting out small doses of gas when out of no where i completely crap my pants. I slowly moved my way out of the crowded theater and hung out in the bathroom (cleaning myself) while my friends enjoyed the movie. Afterward on the drive home he told me what he did and we laughed about it. Thats one of my most embarrassing moments.
you made me laugh so damn loud i woke up my parents...that really sucks man. lol
im self-conscious about my acne...i have been for many years
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Cayman Islands24199 Posts
I haven't had a decent dinner in a month.
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i once pissed my pants because i couldn't make it to the grocery store bathroom and didn't want to pee in public.
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Valhalla18444 Posts
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I'm part of a secret cabal to control and overthrow the American government.
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I like Mumyung. Serously.
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On January 18 2007 23:09 oneofthem wrote: I haven't had a decent dinner in a month.
how old was she?
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I Shave my ass.
And it feels damn good.
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My forearms are mainly trained by masterbation.
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Make sure you balance them out, evan..
I've seen things that could lead to..
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I just jerked off before I posted in this thread.
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On January 18 2007 23:35 Ace wrote:Show nested quote +On January 18 2007 23:09 oneofthem wrote: I haven't had a decent dinner in a month. how old was she? 14
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Austin10831 Posts
I just got phone-dumped by a girl I really like because she's in a relationship with a guy she hates but won't go out with me because its "not fair to either of you".
I'm going to go drink myself into oblivion like I usually do, atleast now I have an excuse.
Catch you on the flip side.
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I love the way black people talk and will go out of my way to be able to hear it.
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My research paper/final is due today and i'm doing it at 4 in the morning
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On January 18 2007 23:31 mdb wrote: I like Mumyung. Serously. MUMYUNG FIGHTING
I crapped in a trash can at an elementary school once after it was dark.
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