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EvilTeletubby
Profile Blog Joined January 2004
Baltimore, USA22261 Posts
December 22 2006 01:07 GMT
#81
This thread is a winner <3
Moderatorhttp://carbonleaf.yuku.com/topic/408/t/So-I-proposed-at-a-Carbon-Leaf-concert.html ***** RIP Geoff
SweeTLemonS[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined June 2003
11739 Posts
Last Edited: 2006-12-23 02:05:52
December 23 2006 01:38 GMT
#82
On December 22 2006 09:53 davidgurt wrote:
Hahaha. This almost beats Baal's sex thread, which he still hasn't updated the pictures to.


That thread definitely needs the pictures. It was outrageous.

This wins thread of the year, if we had that competition. Late entry, but it's funny.
I'm never gonna know you now \ But I'm gonna love you anyhow.
Seraphim
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United States4467 Posts
December 23 2006 01:40 GMT
#83
HAHA LOL
Hermes | Bisu[Shield] Fighting~!
Nyovne
Profile Joined March 2006
Netherlands19141 Posts
Last Edited: 2006-12-23 02:03:35
December 23 2006 02:03 GMT
#84
What the fuck haha but I lolled hahaha.

This thread delivers.

Try stuffing the turkey with christmas!
ModeratorFor remember, that in the end, some are born to live, others born to die. I belong to those last, born to burn, born to cry. For I shall remain alone... forsaken.
CrownRoyal
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Vatican City State1872 Posts
December 23 2006 03:41 GMT
#85
I am extremely disturbed by this thread.
You're pretty when I'm drunk.
hasuprotoss
Profile Blog Joined March 2004
United States4690 Posts
December 23 2006 03:59 GMT
#86
On December 22 2006 05:54 GoChannes wrote:
dudes its Global Orgasm Day!
worry about pokeholes later, masturbate for peace in the world P


Why would I do that when I would be helping to increase the global temperature?
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/index.php?viewdays=0&show_part=5 <--- Articles Section on TL
stuthedog
Profile Joined November 2006
Burundi262 Posts
December 23 2006 04:23 GMT
#87
this thread was ruined by all the "this thread is the best ever lol!" posts.
DaZe
Profile Joined November 2003
Sweden2111 Posts
December 23 2006 04:25 GMT
#88
hahahahah
coolio
Profile Joined February 2006
Finland196 Posts
December 23 2006 08:15 GMT
#89
U ever heard of pringles pussy? strange nobody mentioned it yet, well i dunno but basiccally it works that u take a empty pringles can then put a condom in it and attach it with these rubber thing to the side and then u...

btw yeah i agree too many "this thread is gold" "hhahah <3 snet" "ROFL best post ever" i think we already know that this thread owns...
pubbanana
Profile Blog Joined June 2005
United States3063 Posts
December 23 2006 08:16 GMT
#90
[image loading]


"Dick in a box" is quite a hot item on eBay.
Wachet, stehet im Glauben, seid männlich und seid stark.
to miss the mark
Profile Joined November 2005
Bosnia-Herzegovina1381 Posts
December 23 2006 08:23 GMT
#91
On December 22 2006 08:47 Flaccid wrote:
As my old man once told me "Just don't stick your dick anywhere you wouldn't put your fingers". Wise words from a wise man.

At least that took light sockets and electrical outlets out of the equation.


2nd best post in the thread, next to Pubnanananaana's.
Act happy, feel happy, be happy, without a reason in the world. Then you can love, and do what you will.
Manit0u
Profile Blog Joined August 2004
Poland17872 Posts
Last Edited: 2006-12-23 08:44:40
December 23 2006 08:44 GMT
#92
Strafe, how come there's no option "less than 12 hours" in your poll? Or maybe even shorter periods?
Time is precious. Waste it wisely.
Yogurt
Profile Blog Joined June 2005
United States4258 Posts
December 23 2006 08:52 GMT
#93
like "while i'm typing this cus i'm such a stud"?
ok dont not so good something is something ok ok ok gogogo
ilovezil
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
United States4143 Posts
May 08 2007 04:10 GMT
#94
How the hell did I miss this thread? I need to bump this~
CharlieMurphy
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United States22895 Posts
May 08 2007 04:11 GMT
#95
Stop searching for penis on tl.net
..and then I would, ya know, check em'. (Aka SpoR)
niceplayer
Profile Joined March 2007
United States238 Posts
May 08 2007 04:18 GMT
#96
OP: People like you keep paramedics and firefighters from answering the real emergencies.



free[gm] - redeemer toss fighting!
ilovezil
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
United States4143 Posts
May 08 2007 04:20 GMT
#97
On May 08 2007 13:11 CharlieMurphy wrote:
Stop searching for penis on tl.net


you'd be surprised what stuff you can find by hitting "search all" in the general threads section. There are over 500 pages of buried gold among these pages of threads~
PlaycaLm
Profile Joined March 2006
United States242 Posts
May 08 2007 04:22 GMT
#98
in an effort to help the OP, microwaving 2 peices of bologna........


eh nevermind.

pubbanana
Profile Blog Joined June 2005
United States3063 Posts
May 08 2007 04:23 GMT
#99
Funny you bumped this because I was literally just thinking about that guy I saw (the one putting his dick in a stuffed toy) since I just now remembered the excuse he gave for it

"I saw my brother doing it once."

Wachet, stehet im Glauben, seid männlich und seid stark.
CCHS
Profile Blog Joined July 2005
United States614 Posts
May 08 2007 04:29 GMT
#100
Oh there was also this thread. "Which way does your penis bend." I know i'll bump that.
Believe in the Ball! Throw Yourself!
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