Where has your penis been? - Page 6

On May 08 2007 13:42 CharlieMurphy wrote:
It feels good if you masturbate with a lemon.

On May 08 2007 13:42 CharlieMurphy wrote:
It feels good if you masturbate with a lemon.

On May 08 2007 13:52 PGS.Marine wrote:
Once swimming pool staff had to close jacuzzi because of some moron who stick his dick into one of the holes. They need to call fire brigade, and surgeon to pull his dick back.

On May 08 2007 13:54 ilovezil wrote:


OMFG! ROOOOOOOOFLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

Talk about awkward and embarrassing Q_Q

On December 21 2006 22:43 Snet wrote:
Being a male without much female interaction I find myself trying new and more exciting things. However, I believe I have stuck my manhood in every stickable object in my house except family members and pets.

My latest adventure during my alone time was when I was taking a bath in my big bathtub with jets. I thought it might feel good to stick my winky in the jets while the water came out. However I forgot that water from previous baths would still be in the jet line, and over night it had gotten cold. To sum up the story I stuck my dingaling in the jet and freezing cold water shot out. It completely ruined my plans and the mood with my bathtub was completely lost and I couldn't bring myself to try it again.

Visual of what happened:
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Please, help me figure out safe, exciting, and pleasurable things to stick my penis in.

On December 22 2006 01:17 HeadBangaa wrote:
About 10 years ago, I remember having a conversation with a friend about "how to make a fifi", but I never got around to trying it.

EDIT: oh and of course, who hasn't had sex with a vacuum?

On December 22 2006 00:50 Cpt Obvious wrote:
ever tried using your hand(s)

you might also want to try this if you are searching for "pleasurable holes"

but man, ROFL.

even i ain't that desperate, and i haven't been laid for...ah that's offtopic

On May 08 2007 14:56 Cpt Obvious wrote:


Update:
tried using left hand, worked out reasonably well, but considering I am left-handed one would assume it works this way too.

Also tried a fleshlight recently, was told it's supposed to feel "real", finished off manually though.

On May 08 2007 13:42 CharlieMurphy wrote:
It feels good if you masturbate with a LemOn.

On May 08 2007 13:11 CharlieMurphy wrote:
Stop searching for penis on tl.net