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CharlieMurphy
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United States22895 Posts
May 08 2007 04:42 GMT
#101
It feels good if you masturbate with a lemon.
..and then I would, ya know, check em'. (Aka SpoR)
PlaycaLm
Profile Joined March 2006
United States242 Posts
May 08 2007 04:43 GMT
#102
On May 08 2007 13:42 CharlieMurphy wrote:
It feels good if you masturbate with a lemon.



aHHHHHHHHHHH
KwarK
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States44256 Posts
May 08 2007 04:48 GMT
#103
On May 08 2007 13:42 CharlieMurphy wrote:
It feels good if you masturbate with a lemon.

Back to back? Because if you like did it together that'd just be totally gay.
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PlaycaLm
Profile Joined March 2006
United States242 Posts
May 08 2007 04:52 GMT
#104
theres WAY better things to do if you're with your male partner.

Like docking for instance.


p.s. Im straight.
PGS.Marine
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
Poland303 Posts
May 08 2007 04:52 GMT
#105
Once swimming pool staff had to close jacuzzi because of some moron who stick his dick into one of the holes. They need to call fire brigade, and surgeon to pull his dick back.
Doh Jae Wook!~~ // http://img360.imageshack.us/img360/1808/elaczekpa1.jpg
ilovezil
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
United States4143 Posts
May 08 2007 04:54 GMT
#106
On May 08 2007 13:52 PGS.Marine wrote:
Once swimming pool staff had to close jacuzzi because of some moron who stick his dick into one of the holes. They need to call fire brigade, and surgeon to pull his dick back.


OMFG! ROOOOOOOOFLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

Talk about awkward and embarrassing Q_Q
funkie
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Venezuela9377 Posts
May 08 2007 05:19 GMT
#107
On May 08 2007 13:54 ilovezil wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 08 2007 13:52 PGS.Marine wrote:
Once swimming pool staff had to close jacuzzi because of some moron who stick his dick into one of the holes. They need to call fire brigade, and surgeon to pull his dick back.


OMFG! ROOOOOOOOFLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

Talk about awkward and embarrassing Q_Q


I saw this once in a movie. Never crossed my mind that someone could actually be in this situation.

lol @ that fucker.
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Chosi
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
Germany1309 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-05-08 05:31:29
May 08 2007 05:30 GMT
#108
[image loading]
Someday, you’re going to fuck up so magnificently, so ambitiously, so overwhelmingly that the sky will light up and the moons will spin and the gods themselves will shit comets with glee. And I just hope I’m still around to see it.
KizZBG
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
u gotta skate8152 Posts
May 08 2007 05:34 GMT
#109
In my hand, buttttttttt

I was bored once and cracked one off in the keyhole. My mom comes back from work and says: Did you oil the keyhole?

+ Show Spoiler +
just kiddin' :p
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hurin
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
United States474 Posts
May 08 2007 05:41 GMT
#110
when i was younger i managed to fit some of it in a bottle...
Detonate
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
Iceland578 Posts
May 08 2007 05:46 GMT
#111
stick a needle in there and bring the needle up and down, its so great!








Disclaimer:no.
inept @ west always up for TMM and 1vs1. TLT3 goGOgOG
WastedYouth
Profile Joined March 2006
United States563 Posts
May 08 2007 05:47 GMT
#112
On December 21 2006 22:43 Snet wrote:
Being a male without much female interaction I find myself trying new and more exciting things. However, I believe I have stuck my manhood in every stickable object in my house except family members and pets.

My latest adventure during my alone time was when I was taking a bath in my big bathtub with jets. I thought it might feel good to stick my winky in the jets while the water came out. However I forgot that water from previous baths would still be in the jet line, and over night it had gotten cold. To sum up the story I stuck my dingaling in the jet and freezing cold water shot out. It completely ruined my plans and the mood with my bathtub was completely lost and I couldn't bring myself to try it again.

Visual of what happened:
+ Show Spoiler +
[image loading]


Please, help me figure out safe, exciting, and pleasurable things to stick my penis in.


pretty sure this is a knock off of a chuck palahniuk novel (the fight club guy) I can't remember the name of the book tho
Luck is what happens when preparation meets opportunity. Skill is what happens when luck becomes habit
Smokin_Squirrel
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
Korea (South)674 Posts
May 08 2007 05:54 GMT
#113
On December 22 2006 01:17 HeadBangaa wrote:
About 10 years ago, I remember having a conversation with a friend about "how to make a fifi", but I never got around to trying it.

EDIT: oh and of course, who hasn't had sex with a vacuum?

I haven't...
Running is the essence of battle
Cpt Obvious
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
Germany3073 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-05-08 05:56:18
May 08 2007 05:56 GMT
#114
On December 22 2006 00:50 Cpt Obvious wrote:
ever tried using your hand(s)

you might also want to try this if you are searching for "pleasurable holes"

but man, ROFL.

even i ain't that desperate, and i haven't been laid for...ah that's offtopic


Update:
tried using left hand, worked out reasonably well, but considering I am left-handed one would assume it works this way too.

Also tried a fleshlight recently, was told it's supposed to feel "real", finished off manually though.
Nobody ever reads signatures of people like me, do they?
PlaycaLm
Profile Joined March 2006
United States242 Posts
May 08 2007 06:00 GMT
#115
On May 08 2007 14:56 Cpt Obvious wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 22 2006 00:50 Cpt Obvious wrote:
ever tried using your hand(s)

you might also want to try this if you are searching for "pleasurable holes"

but man, ROFL.

even i ain't that desperate, and i haven't been laid for...ah that's offtopic


Update:
tried using left hand, worked out reasonably well, but considering I am left-handed one would assume it works this way too.

Also tried a fleshlight recently, was told it's supposed to feel "real", finished off manually though.
LemOn
Profile Blog Joined July 2005
United Kingdom8629 Posts
May 08 2007 06:13 GMT
#116
On May 08 2007 13:42 CharlieMurphy wrote:
It feels good if you masturbate with a LemOn.



Thanks
Much is the father figure that I miss in my life. Go Daddy! DoC.LemOn, LemOn[5thF]
PGS.Marine
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
Poland303 Posts
May 08 2007 07:01 GMT
#117
oh c'mon LemOn he just wanted to be nice.
Doh Jae Wook!~~ // http://img360.imageshack.us/img360/1808/elaczekpa1.jpg
ManaBlue
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
Canada10458 Posts
May 08 2007 07:23 GMT
#118
On May 08 2007 13:11 CharlieMurphy wrote:
Stop searching for penis on tl.net


Haha!
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