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Pika Chu
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
Romania2510 Posts
December 21 2006 20:16 GMT
#61
On December 21 2006 23:42 oneofthem wrote:
eh, watermelon is cold, and i dont think that would work too well. But i'll pay good money to get a picture of that and post it somewhere



how much would you pay? :D
They first ignore you. After they laugh at you. Next they will fight you. In the end you will win.
Pika Chu
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
Romania2510 Posts
December 21 2006 20:17 GMT
#62
btw if you have 100E try buying a sex doll... you can find them at every sex shop
or a fleshlight, i dunno where but i remember seeing lots of commercials when i browsed porn sites
They first ignore you. After they laugh at you. Next they will fight you. In the end you will win.
Raidern
Profile Joined February 2005
Brazil3821 Posts
December 21 2006 20:31 GMT
#63
On December 21 2006 22:43 Snet wrote:
Please, help me figure out safe, exciting, and pleasurable things to stick my penis in.


Vagina, wearing condom.
For the Swarm!
KizZBG
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
u gotta skate8152 Posts
December 21 2006 20:42 GMT
#64
Sooo many techniques

http://www.jackinworld.com/expert/index.html
eSTRO for life | #2 Sea.Really fan! | #1 GosI[Flying] fan! | Clide - best SC2 terran!
WhiZ
Profile Blog Joined December 2002
Sweden853 Posts
December 21 2006 20:45 GMT
#65
On December 22 2006 05:31 Raidern wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 21 2006 22:43 Snet wrote:
Please, help me figure out safe, exciting, and pleasurable things to stick my penis in.


Vagina, wearing condom.

what help is a condom against rapex
why
Dahlia...
Profile Joined September 2005
United States409 Posts
December 21 2006 20:53 GMT
#66
This thread makes me feel good about myself.
GoChannes
Profile Joined October 2006
Netherlands91 Posts
December 21 2006 20:54 GMT
#67
dudes its Global Orgasm Day!
worry about pokeholes later, masturbate for peace in the world P
Snet *
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
United States3573 Posts
December 21 2006 20:56 GMT
#68
so many good ideas i dont know what to do first
Cpt Obvious
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
Germany3073 Posts
December 21 2006 21:04 GMT
#69
if you are very flexible you can try sticking it in your nose
or even your ears...if thats enjoyable to you.

and yeah, i'm making fun of you, tell me, when exactly did classic masturbation become boring and out-of-date
Nobody ever reads signatures of people like me, do they?
Snet *
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
United States3573 Posts
December 21 2006 22:46 GMT
#70
When I do it 3x a day, 7 days a week..
Flaccid
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
8929 Posts
December 21 2006 23:47 GMT
#71
As my old man once told me "Just don't stick your dick anywhere you wouldn't put your fingers". Wise words from a wise man.

At least that took light sockets and electrical outlets out of the equation.
I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy
Flaccid
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
8929 Posts
December 21 2006 23:49 GMT
#72
On December 22 2006 05:31 Raidern wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 21 2006 22:43 Snet wrote:
Please, help me figure out safe, exciting, and pleasurable things to stick my penis in.


Vagina, wearing condom.


safe?

[image loading]


Hardly!
I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy
Return
Profile Joined June 2005
Ivory Coast859 Posts
December 22 2006 00:08 GMT
#73
have you tried a toaster?
Diiiscoo-oh, thats where the happy people go!
Coagulation
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States9633 Posts
December 22 2006 00:21 GMT
#74
or a cheese grate?
MaNNeRDex
Profile Joined December 2006
United States169 Posts
December 22 2006 00:29 GMT
#75
Hmm, ever do it with a shampoo bottle? Lmao...
Remember when you see a man at the top of a mountain that he did not fall there.
IntoTheWow
Profile Blog Joined May 2004
is awesome32282 Posts
December 22 2006 00:41 GMT
#76
<3 Sn3t
Moderator<:3-/-<
Cambium
Profile Blog Joined June 2004
United States16368 Posts
December 22 2006 00:46 GMT
#77
I hope most of you are kidding =\\
When you want something, all the universe conspires in helping you to achieve it.
Hollow
Profile Blog Joined July 2005
Canada2183 Posts
December 22 2006 00:47 GMT
#78
this thread is fucking amazing
chicken`
Profile Joined January 2004
Germany3478 Posts
December 22 2006 00:49 GMT
#79
http://www.selfellatio.com/gallery6/photo.jpg

lmao
jeremy clarkson = god
davidgurt
Profile Joined September 2006
United States1355 Posts
December 22 2006 00:53 GMT
#80
Hahaha. This almost beats Baal's sex thread, which he still hasn't updated the pictures to.
There's crashing?
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