Where has your penis been? - Page 2

On December 21 2006 23:30 skyglow1 wrote:
I actually have no idea where I know this from, but try a watermelon (once you've made a hole in it of course).

Kind of a waste of a watermelon though, unless you're willing to eat it after x_x

On December 21 2006 23:37 Lycaeus wrote:


from saturday night?

On December 21 2006 23:41 skyglow1 wrote:


What are you implying?!

On December 21 2006 23:42 oneofthem wrote:
eh, watermelon is cold, and i dont think that would work too well. But i'll pay good money to get a picture of that and post it somewhere

On December 21 2006 23:58 Amnesty wrote:


Actually you put a thermometer in it, and stick it in the oven a while.
Internal temp of 98 degrees and serve.

Saw it on the deleted scenes in Me, Myself and Irene.

I slept across from this kid and EVERY SINGLE DAY he would pull down his pants, call my name, and flash me. Every single day.

On December 22 2006 00:37 pubbanana wrote:
I swear to God I saw one of my friends have sex with a stuffed animal. I was sleeping over at his house and he woke up before me. I was sleeping on the floor across the room and I just barely turned my head when I saw his backside going back and forth and that he had his pants down. I tilted my head a little for a better view and saw that he had his junk inside of a stuffed toy and that he was having sex with it. He obviously thought I was asleep (or maybe he just didn't care), but I knew I was then burdened with the task of telling everyone I've ever met what he did that morning. I guess the filling inside of those stuffed toys makes some kind of satisfying vaginal-esque friction. Consider this an option.

There was also a kid that I knew in kindergarten. When we had to take naps, that kid always slept in the little play house area in the back left corner of the room (it was just a play house area with a fake stove, microwave, bathroom and all that shit. There were also small walls around it and it totally concealed you when you went inside of it) Well, anyway, I slept across from this kid and EVERY SINGLE DAY he would pull down his pants, call my name, and flash me. Every single day. I guess he got bored with that after a while because then I noticed he stopped calling my name. I looked over one day out of curiosity and saw that he was putting his dick in a Play-Doh dispenser. Though I don't think this was for pleasure so much.

I dunno, just some ideas to play around with.