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forGanar
Philippines29 Posts
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JudasT
Spain2226 Posts
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{ToT}Strafe
Thailand7026 Posts
Poll: How long have you gone without sex? (Vote): Less than 2 weeks (Vote): Less than 2 months (Vote): Less than a half year! (Vote): more than 6 whole months. | ||
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HeadBangaa
United States6512 Posts
EDIT: oh and of course, who hasn't had sex with a vacuum? | ||
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Eduardo!!
United States86 Posts
On December 22 2006 00:37 pubbanana wrote: I swear to God I saw one of my friends have sex with a stuffed animal. I was sleeping over at his house and he woke up before me. I was sleeping on the floor across the room and I just barely turned my head when I saw his backside going back and forth and that he had his pants down. I tilted my head a little for a better view and saw that he had his junk inside of a stuffed toy and that he was having sex with it. He obviously thought I was asleep (or maybe he just didn't care), but I knew I was then burdened with the task of telling everyone I've ever met what he did that morning. I guess the filling inside of those stuffed toys makes some kind of satisfying vaginal-esque friction. Consider this an option. There was also a kid that I knew in kindergarten. When we had to take naps, that kid always slept in the little play house area in the back left corner of the room (it was just a play house area with a fake stove, microwave, bathroom and all that shit. There were also small walls around it and it totally concealed you when you went inside of it) Well, anyway, I slept across from this kid and EVERY SINGLE DAY he would pull down his pants, call my name, and flash me. Every single day. I guess he got bored with that after a while because then I noticed he stopped calling my name. I looked over one day out of curiosity and saw that he was putting his dick in a Play-Doh dispenser. Though I don't think this was for pleasure so much. I dunno, just some ideas to play around with. Best Post in this thread xD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! | ||
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DeadVessel
United States6269 Posts
On December 22 2006 00:50 pr0n- wrote: ever tried using your hand(s)  you might also want to try this if you are searching for "pleasurable holes" but man, ROFL. even i ain't that desperate, and i haven't been laid for...ah that's offtopic  am i the only one that was extremely disturbed by that link? | ||
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zergstory
69 Posts
poor kid! | ||
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evanthebouncy!
United States12796 Posts
But mine was hot! Take that! :p | ||
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Nazarene
Denmark996 Posts
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mel_ee
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Cpt Obvious
Germany3073 Posts
On December 22 2006 01:24 DeadVessel wrote: am i the only one that was extremely disturbed by that link? i was actually searching for another site i remembered from while ago, with drawn pictures and an actual tutorial how exactly to perform it, was on a fun-blog site iirc. nvm, this one was more disturbing and thats what makes it funny ^^ and yeah, i was disturbed by that man, too. at least selffellatio is not such a pain in the ass as buttsecs. oh what a crappy pun | ||
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Mora
Canada5235 Posts
On December 22 2006 00:50 pr0n- wrote: you might also want to try this if you are searching for "pleasurable holes" hoho, nice website. nothing hotter than autofellatio | ||
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Cpt Obvious
Germany3073 Posts
there you go, i didn't see that coming: [/YOUTUBE] | ||
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evanthebouncy!
United States12796 Posts
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Mora
Canada5235 Posts
i just didn't find it that funny. | ||
Bockit
Sydney2287 Posts
On December 22 2006 01:17 HeadBangaa wrote: EDIT: oh and of course, who hasn't had sex with a vacuum? I honestly can't tell if that's sarcasm or not.. maybe I'm too tired TT | ||
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MTF
United States1739 Posts
Other than that, I haven't really tried anything "out there". I've heard about warming watermelons before, though. Not really interested in trying it, considering. O, and to those with an initial "wtf" reaction... There's nothing wrong with a little bit of creativity, off the wall or not. You don't have to indulge in it, but don't be naive in expecting only one set of doing things to feel normal or at least acceptable to others. :p | ||
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Cpt Obvious
Germany3073 Posts
if sticking smth up your ass gets you off (or almost anything besides from children abuse), nothing to be scared about. just don't try sticking smth up MY ass unless you have my agreement xD that's all i demand. | ||
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alphablend
647 Posts
lmao i was gonna type the ExACT same thing | ||
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j0ehoe
United States2705 Posts
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