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forGanar
Profile Joined May 2006
Philippines29 Posts
December 21 2006 15:56 GMT
#41
try a baloon but dont put it inside., just press it gently on your stick and feeeeeeel it!!!
hahaha
ya
JudasT
Profile Joined January 2003
Spain2226 Posts
December 21 2006 16:10 GMT
#42
Drill a hole in a watermelon and feel the pleasure !
Taking the time to have simple fun everyday is a must for a happy life.
{ToT}Strafe
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
Thailand7026 Posts
December 21 2006 16:15 GMT
#43
this thread only makes me wonder one thing

[image loading]

Poll: How long have you gone without sex?
(Vote): Less than 2 weeks
(Vote): Less than 2 months
(Vote): Less than a half year!
(Vote): more than 6 whole months.

HeadBangaa
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
United States6512 Posts
Last Edited: 2006-12-21 16:17:57
December 21 2006 16:17 GMT
#44
About 10 years ago, I remember having a conversation with a friend about "how to make a fifi", but I never got around to trying it.

EDIT: oh and of course, who hasn't had sex with a vacuum?
People who fail to distinguish Socratic Method from malicious trolling are sadly stupid and not worth a response.
Eduardo!!
Profile Joined December 2006
United States86 Posts
December 21 2006 16:21 GMT
#45
On December 22 2006 00:37 pubbanana wrote:
I swear to God I saw one of my friends have sex with a stuffed animal. I was sleeping over at his house and he woke up before me. I was sleeping on the floor across the room and I just barely turned my head when I saw his backside going back and forth and that he had his pants down. I tilted my head a little for a better view and saw that he had his junk inside of a stuffed toy and that he was having sex with it. He obviously thought I was asleep (or maybe he just didn't care), but I knew I was then burdened with the task of telling everyone I've ever met what he did that morning. I guess the filling inside of those stuffed toys makes some kind of satisfying vaginal-esque friction. Consider this an option.

There was also a kid that I knew in kindergarten. When we had to take naps, that kid always slept in the little play house area in the back left corner of the room (it was just a play house area with a fake stove, microwave, bathroom and all that shit. There were also small walls around it and it totally concealed you when you went inside of it) Well, anyway, I slept across from this kid and EVERY SINGLE DAY he would pull down his pants, call my name, and flash me. Every single day. I guess he got bored with that after a while because then I noticed he stopped calling my name. I looked over one day out of curiosity and saw that he was putting his dick in a Play-Doh dispenser. Though I don't think this was for pleasure so much.

I dunno, just some ideas to play around with.


Best Post in this thread xD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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DeadVessel
Profile Blog Joined April 2006
United States6269 Posts
December 21 2006 16:24 GMT
#46
On December 22 2006 00:50 pr0n- wrote:
ever tried using your hand(s)

you might also want to try this if you are searching for "pleasurable holes"

but man, ROFL.

even i ain't that desperate, and i haven't been laid for...ah that's offtopic

am i the only one that was extremely disturbed by that link?
zergstory
Profile Joined December 2006
69 Posts
December 21 2006 16:28 GMT
#47
rofl
poor kid!
verloren ist nur...wer sich selbst aufgibt
evanthebouncy!
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
United States12816 Posts
December 21 2006 16:45 GMT
#48
I went to dance one day at my club conference and i danced w/ this girl and I masterbated to her w/ jets of water from the faucet in the tub.
But mine was hot!
Take that!
:p
Life is run, it is dance, it is fast, passionate and BAM!, you dance and sing and booze while you can for now is the time and time is mine. Smile and laugh when still can for now is the time and soon you die!
Nazarene
Profile Blog Joined October 2005
Denmark996 Posts
December 21 2006 16:52 GMT
#49
HAHA this is the best thread on tl.net in a long time, especially pubbabana's reply was gold! There, i said it, it was GOLD.
mel_ee
Profile Blog Joined August 2003
2450 Posts
December 21 2006 16:53 GMT
#50
hahahha oh wtf just happend?
Behold the bold soldier, control the globe slowly proceeds to blow swingin swords like Shinobi
Cpt Obvious
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
Germany3073 Posts
December 21 2006 17:19 GMT
#51
On December 22 2006 01:24 DeadVessel wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 22 2006 00:50 pr0n- wrote:
ever tried using your hand(s)

you might also want to try this if you are searching for "pleasurable holes"

but man, ROFL.

even i ain't that desperate, and i haven't been laid for...ah that's offtopic

am i the only one that was extremely disturbed by that link?


i was actually searching for another site i remembered from while ago, with drawn pictures and an actual tutorial how exactly to perform it, was on a fun-blog site iirc. nvm, this one was more disturbing and thats what makes it funny ^^ and yeah, i was disturbed by that man, too. at least selffellatio is not such a pain in the ass as buttsecs. oh what a crappy pun
Nobody ever reads signatures of people like me, do they?
Mora
Profile Blog Joined October 2002
Canada5235 Posts
December 21 2006 17:45 GMT
#52
On December 22 2006 00:50 pr0n- wrote:
you might also want to try this if you are searching for "pleasurable holes"


hoho, nice website.

nothing hotter than autofellatio
Happiness only real when shared.
Cpt Obvious
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
Germany3073 Posts
Last Edited: 2006-12-21 17:54:05
December 21 2006 17:53 GMT
#53
OMFG i found a way to connect this very thread,yes ladies and gentlemen, this very thread with christmas!!!

there you go, i didn't see that coming:
[/YOUTUBE]
Nobody ever reads signatures of people like me, do they?
evanthebouncy!
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
United States12816 Posts
December 21 2006 18:05 GMT
#54
LLLLOOOOOLLLLL haha harlarious! :_)
Life is run, it is dance, it is fast, passionate and BAM!, you dance and sing and booze while you can for now is the time and time is mine. Smile and laugh when still can for now is the time and soon you die!
Mora
Profile Blog Joined October 2002
Canada5235 Posts
December 21 2006 18:06 GMT
#55
i need to buy myself a sense of humor or something.

i just didn't find it that funny.
Happiness only real when shared.
Bockit
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
Sydney2287 Posts
December 21 2006 18:40 GMT
#56
that was amazing hahahah revived the thread for sure.

On December 22 2006 01:17 HeadBangaa wrote:
EDIT: oh and of course, who hasn't had sex with a vacuum?


I honestly can't tell if that's sarcasm or not.. maybe I'm too tired TT
Their are four errors in this sentance.
MTF
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
United States1739 Posts
December 21 2006 19:11 GMT
#57
Autofellatio feels pretty damn nice, though I can't do it anymore without hurting myself. Try that if you've got some flexibility/length and aren't homophobic.

Other than that, I haven't really tried anything "out there". I've heard about warming watermelons before, though. Not really interested in trying it, considering.

O, and to those with an initial "wtf" reaction... There's nothing wrong with a little bit of creativity, off the wall or not. You don't have to indulge in it, but don't be naive in expecting only one set of doing things to feel normal or at least acceptable to others. :p
Think. :)
Cpt Obvious
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
Germany3073 Posts
December 21 2006 19:28 GMT
#58
yeah, tolerance people, tolerance ftw.
if sticking smth up your ass gets you off (or almost anything besides from children abuse), nothing to be scared about. just don't try sticking smth up MY ass unless you have my agreement xD that's all i demand.
Nobody ever reads signatures of people like me, do they?
alphablend
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
647 Posts
December 21 2006 19:31 GMT
#59
On December 21 2006 23:22 Jathin wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 21 2006 22:43 Snet wrote:

Please, help me figure out safe, exciting, and pleasurable things to stick my penis in.


A vagina...

lmao i was gonna type the ExACT same thing
j0ehoe
Profile Joined September 2006
United States2705 Posts
December 21 2006 19:34 GMT
#60
oh my sn3t...oh my
Only communists disconnect.
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