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Snet *
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
United States3573 Posts
December 21 2006 13:43 GMT
#1
Being a male without much female interaction I find myself trying new and more exciting things. However, I believe I have stuck my manhood in every stickable object in my house except family members and pets.

My latest adventure during my alone time was when I was taking a bath in my big bathtub with jets. I thought it might feel good to stick my winky in the jets while the water came out. However I forgot that water from previous baths would still be in the jet line, and over night it had gotten cold. To sum up the story I stuck my dingaling in the jet and freezing cold water shot out. It completely ruined my plans and the mood with my bathtub was completely lost and I couldn't bring myself to try it again.

Visual of what happened:
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Please, help me figure out safe, exciting, and pleasurable things to stick my penis in.
miNi
Profile Blog Joined October 2005
Korea (South)2010 Posts
December 21 2006 13:44 GMT
#2
Hahahaha

Your threads are gold. <3 Sn3t
draeger
Profile Joined July 2003
United States3256 Posts
December 21 2006 13:49 GMT
#3
I know people don't like the "rofl" only posts , but seriously...

rofl!
t.t
ManaBlue
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
Canada10458 Posts
December 21 2006 13:52 GMT
#4
Oh my goodness. Kids today!
ModeratorTL VOD legends: Live2Win, hasuprotoss, Cadical, rinizim, Mani, thedeadhaji, Kennigit, SonuvBob, yakii, fw, pheer, CDRdude, pholon, Uraeus, zatic, baezzi. The contributors make this site what it is. *Props to FakeSteve for respecting the guitar gods*
Amnesty
Profile Joined April 2003
United States2054 Posts
December 21 2006 13:53 GMT
#5
Seriously man, why the hell havent you tried out your pets yet?
The sky just is, and goes on and on; and we play all our BW games beneath it.
oneofthem
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Cayman Islands24199 Posts
December 21 2006 13:53 GMT
#6
what the fuck
We have fed the heart on fantasies, the heart's grown brutal from the fare, more substance in our enmities than in our love
Wysp
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
Canada2299 Posts
December 21 2006 13:56 GMT
#7
On December 21 2006 22:53 oneofthem wrote:
what the fuck


seconded.
an overdeveloped sense of self preservation
Way
Profile Joined September 2006
Canada565 Posts
December 21 2006 13:56 GMT
#8
try lasagne, i heard it makes you feel like you're penetrating multiple layers
AcrossFiveJulys
Profile Blog Joined September 2005
United States3612 Posts
December 21 2006 13:59 GMT
#9
Snet has awaken!
Pro_Bono
Profile Joined May 2006
United States89 Posts
December 21 2006 14:02 GMT
#10
Soft foods are always a safe bet, though sometimes cleanup can be a bit of a pain. Another fun (and potentially dangerous if well endowed) one is filling a blender up with a fairly viscous fluid and hitting frappe. Just be careful not to go too far down.
Stick that in your pipe and smoke it.
BlackJack
Profile Blog Joined June 2003
United States10574 Posts
December 21 2006 14:06 GMT
#11
It's funny because he thought the water would be hot and it was cold! Classic
DarK]N[exuS
Profile Joined April 2006
China1441 Posts
December 21 2006 14:07 GMT
#12
.......
Where joy exists despair will always beckon.
SuperJongMan
Profile Blog Joined March 2003
Jamaica11586 Posts
December 21 2006 14:07 GMT
#13
HAHAHAHAH SOFT FOODS.
POWER OVERWHELMING ! ! ! KRUU~ KRUU~
Jathin
Profile Blog Joined February 2005
United States3505 Posts
December 21 2006 14:22 GMT
#14
--- Nuked ---
iNcontroL *
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
USA29055 Posts
December 21 2006 14:25 GMT
#15
things would be easier if you were gay. Those guys have no problem getting action.
Haji
Profile Joined December 2006
11 Posts
December 21 2006 14:27 GMT
#16
On December 21 2006 23:07 SuperJongMan wrote:
HAHAHAHAH SOFT FOODS.


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or so i hear...
Not dead~
Mora
Profile Blog Joined October 2002
Canada5235 Posts
December 21 2006 14:30 GMT
#17
acutally i haven't gotten any male action in over a year?

i've been so desperate i've slept with females.

--

have you tried a vaccuum? my dad had one of those industrial vaccuums... it was big enough to stick it in. holy mother! :O

are you flexible? chances are, since it would be your tongue and your penis, that you'd be able to give yourself exactly what you want. good lukc :O
Happiness only real when shared.
skyglow1
Profile Blog Joined April 2005
New Zealand3962 Posts
Last Edited: 2006-12-21 14:35:08
December 21 2006 14:30 GMT
#18
I actually have no idea where I know this from, but try a watermelon (once you've made a hole in it of course).

Kind of a waste of a watermelon though, unless you're willing to eat it after x_x
Pro_Bono
Profile Joined May 2006
United States89 Posts
December 21 2006 14:31 GMT
#19
On December 21 2006 23:30 Teroru wrote:
acutally i haven't gotten any male action in over a year?

i've been so desperate i've slept with females.

--

have you tried a vaccuum? my dad had one of those industrial vaccuums... it was big enough to stick it in. holy mother! :O

are you flexible? chances are, since it would be your tongue and your penis, that you'd be able to give yourself exactly what you want. good lukc :O


Oh shit that reminds me, if you have a central vaccuum in your house, those holes are AWESOME.
Stick that in your pipe and smoke it.
iNcontroL *
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
USA29055 Posts
December 21 2006 14:33 GMT
#20
On December 21 2006 23:30 Teroru wrote:
acutally i haven't gotten any male action in over a year?

i've been so desperate i've slept with females.

--

have you tried a vaccuum? my dad had one of those industrial vaccuums... it was big enough to stick it in. holy mother! :O

are you flexible? chances are, since it would be your tongue and your penis, that you'd be able to give yourself exactly what you want. good lukc :O


Mora you live amongst moose and mounties, of course you havent gotten any action. You are assking the wrong people/things.

Move to SF where the buttocks is firm and the hole is brown. There be your pleasure town.
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