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8882
Profile Blog Joined December 2003
2737 Posts
Last Edited: 2006-10-15 00:01:36
October 15 2006 00:00 GMT
#1
please write what have you bought for your girlfriends if you had any

starcraft is not an option
Ive searched the previous thread, most ideas were shitty, but some were pretty good - but unfeasable
I have returned
decafchicken
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
United States20176 Posts
October 15 2006 00:02 GMT
#2
Jewelry.
how reasonable is it to eat off wood instead of your tummy?
CubEdIn
Profile Blog Joined April 2006
Romania5359 Posts
October 15 2006 00:04 GMT
#3
It's obvious that you, being used to TL.net, posted this for amusement only. You can't seriously expect any good suggestions right?

But anyway... since you ask nicely...

Jewelry is ok if you know what she likes. If you don't, don't bother.
My ex-gf was a light smoker, so I bought her a red Zippo lighter. She still uses it and it's been almost 2 years since then. I also got ther a nice print of a photo she liked a lot, which was kinda hard to get around here, so the gesture counted more for that one.

Good luck in finding something nice.
Im not a n00b, I just play like one.
superjoppe
Profile Joined December 2004
Sweden3694 Posts
October 15 2006 00:05 GMT
#4
nintendo wii
aseq
Profile Joined January 2003
Netherlands4025 Posts
October 15 2006 00:11 GMT
#5
A huge teddy bear.
Some cds.
A weekend away to a random big city (like berlin).
A nice ring (stone of jordan lol).
lawl mart
Profile Joined April 2006
United States1289 Posts
October 15 2006 00:12 GMT
#6
a chocolate penis
14cc... whats next? women voting?
Liquid`Drone
Profile Joined September 2002
Norway28926 Posts
October 15 2006 00:13 GMT
#7
I once got a chocolate penis for MY birthday.
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IntoTheWow
Profile Blog Joined May 2004
is awesome32282 Posts
October 15 2006 00:15 GMT
#8
did you eat it?
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Liquid`Drone
Profile Joined September 2002
Norway28926 Posts
October 15 2006 00:16 GMT
#9
yes

it felt kinda weird but I was stoned as hell and well it was really tasty
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IntoTheWow
Profile Blog Joined May 2004
is awesome32282 Posts
October 15 2006 00:17 GMT
#10
hhahahahaha
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lawl mart
Profile Joined April 2006
United States1289 Posts
October 15 2006 00:18 GMT
#11
wait, i thought it was nazgul who told us about his chocolate penis adventure

oh well i forgot
14cc... whats next? women voting?
pyrogenetix
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
China5098 Posts
October 15 2006 00:20 GMT
#12
all hail the chocolate penis
Yea that looks just like Kang Min... amazing game sense... and uses mind games well, but has the micro of a washed up progamer.
mnm
Profile Blog Joined August 2003
United States4493 Posts
October 15 2006 00:24 GMT
#13
On October 15 2006 09:05 superjoppe wrote:
nintendo wii

i like this suggestion
http://www.teamliquid.net/store http://www.teamliquid.net/gallery/
EvilTeletubby
Profile Blog Joined January 2004
Baltimore, USA22261 Posts
October 15 2006 00:25 GMT
#14
Just get her something that she mentioned once or twice in a passing comment, maybe while you guys were out shopping or something, like "I'd really like to have that.." or "that would look really good on me..", then you get credit for 1) getting her something she actually wanted, and 2) remembering/paying attention to her.

Generic stuff always includes jewelry, clothes, etc., I recently got my gf a 90-minute body massage at some spa, she went crazy over it.
Moderatorhttp://carbonleaf.yuku.com/topic/408/t/So-I-proposed-at-a-Carbon-Leaf-concert.html ***** RIP Geoff
CubEdIn
Profile Blog Joined April 2006
Romania5359 Posts
October 15 2006 00:30 GMT
#15
...don't say i didn't tell you this was going to happen rofl ^_^
Im not a n00b, I just play like one.
pheer
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
5404 Posts
October 15 2006 00:35 GMT
#16
I'm not sure if I would try to eat a chocolate penis head first or balls first.
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lawl mart
Profile Joined April 2006
United States1289 Posts
October 15 2006 00:38 GMT
#17
balls, always work your way bottom up
14cc... whats next? women voting?
IntoTheWow
Profile Blog Joined May 2004
is awesome32282 Posts
October 15 2006 00:40 GMT
#18
hahahahahha
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8882
Profile Blog Joined December 2003
2737 Posts
October 15 2006 00:54 GMT
#19
I mean like, on the other forum they asked me "do you know her? what are her hobbies?" and then I started thinking and noticed that my roommate (living together for 2 years) doesnt have any fucking hobbies, altho I could take the international standards of accounting into account

anyway
I have a short list but all these items suck for some reasons and please BE CREATIVE

necklace made out of macaroni ftw
Coctail shaker
Bottle of whiskey
Something funny
Porn
wedding ring ftw
superfacial teddy
roses+chocolate card
medal from potato
book about marketing
huuuuuuuuuuuuuge fish
alcohol (what kind??)
stone of jordan
a set of pots
eucharistic wine (I got it for last birthday)
smoking pipe (not sure about english name)


random quote of the day:
ask your parents, they should probably know what their daugher likes



Generally with my friends we have been doing some really strange shit, but I dont know her enough to do something like that
I have returned
Liquid`Drone
Profile Joined September 2002
Norway28926 Posts
October 15 2006 01:08 GMT
#20
I licked it gently first just to get it to accept what was going to happen and to make it trust me
then I just took like a pretty large bite and started chewing
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