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Servolisk
Profile Blog Joined February 2003
United States5241 Posts
April 29 2006 10:58 GMT
#21
I don't watch wrestling but I think Batista is one of the exceptions in wrestlers, like Brock Lesnar, in being the least fake.
wtf was that signature
SaNteria
Profile Joined April 2004
Canada487 Posts
April 29 2006 11:20 GMT
#22
I'm not a fan of wrestling, but an idiot can see that pulling off the things they do on a daily basis without killing themselves takes incredible athleticism.

Plus, we all know that martial arts training, or any of that fancy stuff means pretty much nothing in a street fight.
zeee rainman
DarK]N[exuS
Profile Joined April 2006
China1441 Posts
April 29 2006 11:28 GMT
#23
It's not that it means nothing, it's that if you are small you simply cannot take downa 300+lb dude without a weapon or getting lucky breaking their knees or something along those lines
Where joy exists despair will always beckon.
Freezer_au
Profile Blog Joined January 2003
Australia1461 Posts
April 29 2006 11:33 GMT
#24
haha they are lucky "The Big Show" wasnt there
SaNteria
Profile Joined April 2004
Canada487 Posts
April 29 2006 11:35 GMT
#25
On April 29 2006 20:28 DarK]N[exuS wrote:
It's not that it means nothing, it's that if you are small you simply cannot take downa 300+lb dude without a weapon or getting lucky breaking their knees or something along those lines


Exactly why it means nothing. The results would be the same even if these cats didn't know how to kick box. They still woulda got creamed.
zeee rainman
DarK]N[exuS
Profile Joined April 2006
China1441 Posts
Last Edited: 2006-04-29 11:41:22
April 29 2006 11:40 GMT
#26
On April 29 2006 20:35 SaNteria wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 29 2006 20:28 DarK]N[exuS wrote:
It's not that it means nothing, it's that if you are small you simply cannot take downa 300+lb dude without a weapon or getting lucky breaking their knees or something along those lines


Exactly why it means nothing. The results would be the same even if these cats didn't know how to kick box. They still woulda got creamed.


I don't think that EVERY SINGLE PERSON YOU EVER MIGHT FIGHT will be 300+ lbs and work out a shitload. So therefore, it is not "exactly" why it means nothing.

The idea that a martial arts master guy couldn't take down a 300+ guy is only valid because he is extremely huge. The average person is nowhere near that size, even people who workout a huge amount. Also, I'm willing to bet that someone like Bruce Lee could take down a huge guy.
Where joy exists despair will always beckon.
Painbringer
Profile Joined March 2003
Norway446 Posts
Last Edited: 2006-04-29 11:46:34
April 29 2006 11:45 GMT
#27
yes but Bruce lee rocks, he wasn`t just a martial artist but also a fighter (in real fights that is).
Also if I remember correctly doesn`t jijutsu (not sure of spelling) do exremely well including against bigger oponents in things such as cage figthing and the other "as few rules as possible" stuff. So I suppose some of those guys could take out really big guys.

edit: I don`t think you should just disregard a broken nose even if the guy is big. But it all depends on how clean a fight is. in most cases you are pretty close to the guy when you start fighting, and then size matters more. At least from what I`ve seen, never been in a fight myself.
rel
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
Guam3521 Posts
April 29 2006 11:45 GMT
#28
That guys traps scare the hell out of me.
I'll tank push my way into her heart. ☮♥&$!
Protoss-Fighting
Profile Joined October 2005
United States814 Posts
April 29 2006 11:54 GMT
#29
i took jujitsu for 5 years. yeah what they emphazie is both melee combat as well as grappling. atleast in the dojo or w/e i was at. wednesdays we do pure grappling, thursdays were sparring
aka NrG.GoDz, nH.GoDz, GoDz[h20], GoDz[sK] (regretably) you get the picture. :p
EvilTeletubby
Profile Blog Joined January 2004
Baltimore, USA22254 Posts
April 29 2006 12:16 GMT
#30
That picture doesn't really do Batista much credit either... seriously... if you're flipping through one day and see him on the WWE, check him out... he's fucking huge. NO ONE in their right mind should ever fuck with someone like him, no matter what credentials they have.
Moderatorhttp://carbonleaf.yuku.com/topic/408/t/So-I-proposed-at-a-Carbon-Leaf-concert.html ***** RIP Geoff
Wysp
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
Canada2299 Posts
April 29 2006 12:19 GMT
#31
You punch batista in the chest, he takes 3 damage.

Batista aims down a foot and pounds the top of your skull, fatality.


seriously... anyone that big can throttle a lanky bloke in 1 punch.
an overdeveloped sense of self preservation
SaNteria
Profile Joined April 2004
Canada487 Posts
Last Edited: 2006-04-29 12:33:27
April 29 2006 12:32 GMT
#32
Any fight I've seen is usually won by the first guy to "let his shit come unglued." You know what I mean - the crazy fuck that just goes nuts. The guy who took 5 years of Kung Fu usually has time to strike a gay ass pose before his nuts are in his mouth.

I stand by what I said. The vast majority of what people learn in martial arts isn't applicable to your standard brawl. All it does is make them overconfident.
zeee rainman
shasin
Profile Joined May 2005
Romania899 Posts
Last Edited: 2006-04-29 13:22:07
April 29 2006 13:10 GMT
#33
size does matter for certain but you can always get lucky and pull a Kaoklai Kaennorsing vs Mighty Mo. That was one davastating blow.
By the tatoo on his belly Batista is a Godsmack fan.
Begone the fools that lead me - I need not to know
Servolisk
Profile Blog Joined February 2003
United States5241 Posts
April 29 2006 13:12 GMT
#34
Somehow I knew Bruce Lee was going to be brought up
wtf was that signature
DarK]N[exuS
Profile Joined April 2006
China1441 Posts
April 29 2006 13:46 GMT
#35
On April 29 2006 21:32 SaNteria wrote:
Any fight I've seen is usually won by the first guy to "let his shit come unglued." You know what I mean - the crazy fuck that just goes nuts. The guy who took 5 years of Kung Fu usually has time to strike a gay ass pose before his nuts are in his mouth.

I stand by what I said. The vast majority of what people learn in martial arts isn't applicable to your standard brawl. All it does is make them overconfident.


I didn't say it wasn't, I was contesting your statement that martial arts is completely useless.
Where joy exists despair will always beckon.
SixSongs
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
Poland1455 Posts
April 29 2006 14:47 GMT
#36
FUCK TTJHAT
The Prince of DroneS
g0G0RandOm
Profile Joined December 2004
Switzerland80 Posts
April 29 2006 14:53 GMT
#37
KAMEHAMEHA


ps: Steroid = batista
Cry me a river
Pro.NT_Knight
Profile Joined November 2004
Australia539 Posts
April 29 2006 14:57 GMT
#38
Ken Shamrock = UFC & Wrestler .. wrestlers can fight if they have too.
Op Pro.NT Usa West
SixSongs
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
Poland1455 Posts
April 29 2006 15:00 GMT
#39
boxin>wrestling

Michalczewski VS Roy Jones Jr gogoogoogooggoog
The Prince of DroneS
a-game
Profile Blog Joined December 2004
Canada5085 Posts
Last Edited: 2006-04-29 15:08:15
April 29 2006 15:02 GMT
#40
On April 29 2006 21:32 SaNteria wrote:
Any fight I've seen is usually won by the first guy to "let his shit come unglued." You know what I mean - the crazy fuck that just goes nuts. The guy who took 5 years of Kung Fu usually has time to strike a gay ass pose before his nuts are in his mouth.

I stand by what I said. The vast majority of what people learn in martial arts isn't applicable to your standard brawl. All it does is make them overconfident.

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