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[Trade] Your balls for 15 more years of life

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Shady Sands
Profile Blog Joined June 2012
United States4021 Posts
September 25 2012 22:53 GMT
#1
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-19699266

Castration had a huge effect on the lifespans of Korean men, according to an analysis of hundreds of years of eunuch "family" records.

They lived up to 19 years longer than uncastrated men from the same social class and even outlived members of the royal family.


...

Dr Kyung-Jin Min, from Inha University, told the BBC: "We also thought that different living circumstances or lifestyles of eunuchs can be attributed to the lifespan difference.

"However, except for a few eunuchs, most lived outside the palace and spent time inside the palace only when they were on duty."

Instead he thinks the data "provides compelling evidence that male sex hormone reduces male lifespan".


...

One thought is that male sex hormones such as testosterone, which are largely produced in the testes, could be damaging. The researchers said the hormones could weaken the immune system or damage the heart. Castration would prevent most of the hormone from being produced, protecting the body from any damaging effect and prolonging lifespan.

Dr Min said: "It is quite possible that testosterone reduction therapy extends male lifespan, however, we may need to consider the side effects of it, mainly reduction of sex drive in males.




New research suggests that losing your balls as a little kid may let you live much longer as an adult.

Assuming this research was true (and that's a big assumption), if that was a trade you could make right now, what would you do?
Что?
Flossy
Profile Blog Joined August 2011
United States870 Posts
September 25 2012 22:55 GMT
#2
Nope. I wouldn't do it.
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Blazinghand *
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
United States25562 Posts
September 25 2012 22:55 GMT
#3
I don't think I'd have the balls to make a decision like that.
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AngryMag
Profile Joined November 2011
Germany1040 Posts
September 25 2012 22:55 GMT
#4
simply no, would never do that, The balls, for fucks sake, you don't do that
Clearout
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Norway1060 Posts
September 25 2012 22:55 GMT
#5
Definately no.
really?
tMomiji
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
United States1115 Posts
September 25 2012 22:55 GMT
#6
...Uhm, how good would the quality of those years be?
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OriginalName
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Canada1140 Posts
September 25 2012 22:56 GMT
#7
I rather like my ability to procreate... and if we operate under the assumption that it has to be done young then wouldn't it be pointless to do once your actually of the age that you can decide weather or not you do want your balls cut off. Doing it prior to then is inhumane as said person should be allowed to reasonably decide for themselves since this is PERMANENT.
lost_artz
Profile Joined January 2012
United States366 Posts
September 25 2012 22:56 GMT
#8
might as well, im not getting any anyway :\
Praetorial
Profile Blog Joined May 2011
United States4241 Posts
September 25 2012 22:57 GMT
#9
On September 26 2012 07:55 Blazinghand wrote:
I don't think I'd have the balls to make a decision like that.


You have just officially won this thread.
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juked
Profile Joined May 2010
United States691 Posts
September 25 2012 22:57 GMT
#10
No thank you.
FeUerFlieGe
Profile Joined April 2011
United States1193 Posts
September 25 2012 22:57 GMT
#11
Lol whats the point in living an extra 15 years with no balls? It's not about length but quality
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All.In
Profile Joined August 2010
United States214 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-09-25 22:58:43
September 25 2012 22:57 GMT
#12
I would give 1 for 10
Edit: after reading my post and seeing my name i will give em both. All in baby
It is what it is
Niflheim
Profile Joined February 2012
United States313 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-09-25 22:59:00
September 25 2012 22:57 GMT
#13
I would not give up my balls for any amount of time added to my life... If it was possible to do it later in life after I've had a family and grown old then maybe I'd think about it, but from those excerpts it sounds like it is mainly due to long term effects and would not give any benefit to someone who is castrated later in life
Nortac
Profile Joined April 2011
United States375 Posts
September 25 2012 22:58 GMT
#14
On September 26 2012 07:56 lost_artz wrote:
might as well, im not getting any anyway :\

LOL, Best comment so far
Shady Sands
Profile Blog Joined June 2012
United States4021 Posts
September 25 2012 22:58 GMT
#15
On September 26 2012 07:57 FeUerFlieGe wrote:
It's not about length but quality

I like this attitude
Что?
thekibk
Profile Joined April 2010
United States116 Posts
September 25 2012 22:58 GMT
#16
On September 26 2012 07:55 Blazinghand wrote:
I don't think I'd have the balls to make a decision like that.


Rofl. and this is why I read threads in the first place.
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Sovano
Profile Joined November 2011
United States1503 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-09-25 23:00:03
September 25 2012 22:59 GMT
#17
Oh my god there's so many funny replies already haha :D
Schneeflocke
Profile Joined April 2011
Canada89 Posts
September 25 2012 23:00 GMT
#18
You can freeze some semen and get prosthetics, so why not?
AngryMag
Profile Joined November 2011
Germany1040 Posts
September 25 2012 23:00 GMT
#19
On September 26 2012 07:56 lost_artz wrote:
might as well, im not getting any anyway :\


defaitist attitude.. It seems you have no balls to trade anyway

Just a joke
jinorazi
Profile Joined October 2004
Korea (South)4948 Posts
September 25 2012 23:00 GMT
#20
i'd rather eat healthy and exercise
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CrazyF1r3f0x
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States2120 Posts
September 25 2012 23:00 GMT
#21
On September 26 2012 07:57 FeUerFlieGe wrote:
Lol whats the point in living an extra 15 years with no balls? It's not about length but quality

icwutudidther
"Actual happiness always looks pretty squalid in comparison with the overcompensations for misery."
Ettick
Profile Blog Joined June 2011
United States2434 Posts
September 25 2012 23:01 GMT
#22
On September 26 2012 07:55 Blazinghand wrote:
I don't think I'd have the balls to make a decision like that.

LOL holy shit I'm crying

Seriously though, I'd keep my balls. My life would suck without them and those 15 additional years would be torture for me.
Shady Sands
Profile Blog Joined June 2012
United States4021 Posts
September 25 2012 23:02 GMT
#23
On September 26 2012 08:00 Saria wrote:
You can freeze some semen and get prosthetics, so why not?

you are serious?
Что?
Archas
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
United States6531 Posts
September 25 2012 23:03 GMT
#24
On September 26 2012 07:55 Blazinghand wrote:
I don't think I'd have the balls to make a decision like that.

Oh, you...
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nBk
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
174 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-09-25 23:03:52
September 25 2012 23:03 GMT
#25
15 years would go by too fast for it to be even worth it. 15 years honestly isn't crap. Maybe if it was 50-100 years i'd actually consider it.
We all die. The goal isn't to live forever, the goal is to create something that will.
Kickboxer
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
Slovenia1308 Posts
September 25 2012 23:04 GMT
#26
Rofl life age 70-90 or balls. That's a really hard choice, yep.
NET
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
United States703 Posts
September 25 2012 23:06 GMT
#27
Lol That's interesting. I don't think I would, but it is a cool finding nevertheless.

So many of these comments are balls to the wall hilarious... Sorry I couldn't come up with a good one
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Bippzy
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States1466 Posts
September 25 2012 23:08 GMT
#28
I think if we started doing this to children it'd really be dropping the ball.

If at age 35 i could get a tangible life increase, i would part ways in an instant
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EtherealDeath
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
United States8366 Posts
September 25 2012 23:09 GMT
#29
So that's why women live longer. It's not just because we're uncivilized brutes.
Project Psycho
Profile Joined November 2010
United Kingdom329 Posts
September 25 2012 23:09 GMT
#30
Take them, you're long dead, plus you balls cause you nothing but trouble anyway. It would solve a lot of problems in my life if i didnt have them.
shabby
Profile Joined March 2010
Norway6402 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-09-25 23:11:25
September 25 2012 23:10 GMT
#31
Since i'm a grown up now I'd probably do it np. Freeze sperm and do TRT, no big deal. My testicles do in no way contribute to my day, they just hang around.

As a child, that's a tough one. You can go through puberty with injections, but somehow it feels more risky.
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AnachronisticAnarchy
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
United States2957 Posts
September 25 2012 23:11 GMT
#32
Depends on if I just live longer or if I age slower. If the latter, hell yes. I'm not really planning on getting kids, so why do I need those things again?
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Necro)Phagist(
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
Canada6660 Posts
September 25 2012 23:11 GMT
#33
On September 26 2012 08:00 Saria wrote:
You can freeze some semen and get prosthetics, so why not?

Thats just wrong... so very very wrong D: Why not? those are your balls man! You don't freeze your soldiers then cut all military funding because you have some in storage!
"Are you talking to me? Because your authority is not recognized in fort kick ass!"" ||Park Jung Suk|| |MC|HerO|HyuN|
wozzot
Profile Joined July 2012
United States1227 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-09-25 23:46:04
September 25 2012 23:12 GMT
#34
This is quite a ballsy extrapolation to make about 3 billion people based on studying 81 eunuchs from a specific culture at a specific time period.

If some source of biological causation could be found that testified to a link between testosterone production and a massive loss of lifespan, this could be a seminal paper that could promote great academic fecundity in the medical field. It wouldn't erect a penetrative new foundation, but it would nevertheless be significantly large.

However, without it, this research will most likely turn limp and end up going nowhere. The castrati study already appears to neuter the claims that these Korean scientists are making, and it's uncertain whether this research will stay hard or snap in half under further scrutiny.
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AngryMag
Profile Joined November 2011
Germany1040 Posts
September 25 2012 23:13 GMT
#35
Answers in this thread are quite shocking, I mean balls are compressed awesomeness. How could you live without them, I would rather give some unimportant shit like fingers or something
Falcon_Power
Profile Joined December 2008
Canada26 Posts
September 25 2012 23:14 GMT
#36
WTF guys!?!?!

Do you realise that balls make Testosterone! Testosterone being the thing that make you wanna have some good sexe, fap and all that good stuff!

That being said, i would prefer to live my life like a real alpha man and go down like a boss on these hot pssy, instead of living 15yrs more like an old man watching the birds and reading the newspaper!
No sacrifice, no Victory.
GeneticToss
Profile Joined December 2010
Canada188 Posts
September 25 2012 23:15 GMT
#37
What's the point of prolonging the dream?
nFo on KGS
Necro)Phagist(
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
Canada6660 Posts
September 25 2012 23:15 GMT
#38
On September 26 2012 08:13 AngryMag wrote:
Answers in this thread are quite shocking, I mean balls are compressed awesomeness. How could you live without them, I would rather give some unimportant shit like fingers or something

Pretty much this! I'd give my hand or a foot well before I gave up my balls!
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Jaaaaasper
Profile Blog Joined April 2012
United States10225 Posts
September 25 2012 23:17 GMT
#39
Hrmmm, probs not, I'm not that ballsy
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Frozenhelfire
Profile Joined May 2010
United States420 Posts
September 25 2012 23:18 GMT
#40
I find my balls pretty inconvenient and they get in the way. I don't plan on having kids, so I'd probably do this if I knew it had no affect on orgasms or other chemical / hormonal balances.
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Grettin
Profile Joined April 2010
42414 Posts
September 25 2012 23:19 GMT
#41
On September 26 2012 08:00 jinorazi wrote:
i'd rather eat healthy and exercise


Might not save you anyway.
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TangYiChen
Profile Joined March 2011
Korea (South)195 Posts
September 25 2012 23:21 GMT
#42
Interesting study...still wouldn't do it...
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AngryMag
Profile Joined November 2011
Germany1040 Posts
September 25 2012 23:22 GMT
#43
On September 26 2012 08:18 Frozenhelfire wrote:
I find my balls pretty inconvenient and they get in the way. I don't plan on having kids, so I'd probably do this if I knew it had no affect on orgasms or other chemical / hormonal balances.


Dude, you won't have much ink left in your pen without balls, you wouldn't need to worry about orgasms. What did you do in biology classes all these years for fucks sake...
Orek
Profile Joined February 2012
1665 Posts
September 25 2012 23:26 GMT
#44
On September 26 2012 07:55 Blazinghand wrote:
I don't think I'd have the balls to make a decision like that.


Q.E.D.
case closed
gg wp
Vorgrim
Profile Joined September 2010
Korea (North)1601 Posts
September 25 2012 23:27 GMT
#45
Balls are worth a lot more than 15 years.
AdamBanks
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
Canada996 Posts
September 25 2012 23:30 GMT
#46
On September 26 2012 08:27 Vorgrim wrote:
Balls are worth a lot more than 15 years.


tell me that when ur on your death bed and I might believe some of you guys.
I wrote a song once.
Souma
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
2nd Worst City in CA8938 Posts
September 25 2012 23:30 GMT
#47
Can we trade 15 years for another pair of balls?
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Danglars
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States12133 Posts
September 25 2012 23:31 GMT
#48
Not for the lifespan, I wouldn't.
For making a decision to not have kids, yep.

If only you could tack on those 15 years between 18 and 30, so as to turn 30 after having spent 45 years of relative youth.
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AdamBanks
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
Canada996 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-09-25 23:33:52
September 25 2012 23:33 GMT
#49
On September 26 2012 08:22 AngryMag wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 26 2012 08:18 Frozenhelfire wrote:
I find my balls pretty inconvenient and they get in the way. I don't plan on having kids, so I'd probably do this if I knew it had no affect on orgasms or other chemical / hormonal balances.


Dude, you won't have much ink left in your pen without balls, you wouldn't need to worry about orgasms. What did you do in biology classes all these years for fucks sake...



actually most of the fluid in jack comes from the prostate not your balls. Bio ftl.
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Lokian
Profile Joined March 2010
United States699 Posts
September 25 2012 23:34 GMT
#50
balls also give a lot of benefits too, like u know, being a man. literally. with less testosterone, who do u think you're going to be?

anyways, this is korean research, which are derived from superstition and folklore.
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Blazinghand *
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
United States25562 Posts
September 25 2012 23:35 GMT
#51
On September 26 2012 08:30 AdamBanks wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 26 2012 08:27 Vorgrim wrote:
Balls are worth a lot more than 15 years.


tell me that when ur on your death bed and I might believe some of you guys.


If I'm surrounded by my children and grandchildren I'd gladly say it.
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AngryMag
Profile Joined November 2011
Germany1040 Posts
September 25 2012 23:35 GMT
#52
On September 26 2012 08:33 AdamBanks wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 26 2012 08:22 AngryMag wrote:
On September 26 2012 08:18 Frozenhelfire wrote:
I find my balls pretty inconvenient and they get in the way. I don't plan on having kids, so I'd probably do this if I knew it had no affect on orgasms or other chemical / hormonal balances.


Dude, you won't have much ink left in your pen without balls, you wouldn't need to worry about orgasms. What did you do in biology classes all these years for fucks sake...



actually most of the fluid in jack comes from the prostate not your balls. Bio ftl.


you won't have sexual drive without balls..... you don't get horny in the first place...
AdamBanks
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
Canada996 Posts
September 25 2012 23:35 GMT
#53
On September 26 2012 08:35 AngryMag wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 26 2012 08:33 AdamBanks wrote:
On September 26 2012 08:22 AngryMag wrote:
On September 26 2012 08:18 Frozenhelfire wrote:
I find my balls pretty inconvenient and they get in the way. I don't plan on having kids, so I'd probably do this if I knew it had no affect on orgasms or other chemical / hormonal balances.


Dude, you won't have much ink left in your pen without balls, you wouldn't need to worry about orgasms. What did you do in biology classes all these years for fucks sake...



actually most of the fluid in jack comes from the prostate not your balls. Bio ftl.


you won't have sexual drive without balls..... you don't get horny in the first place...


testosterone therapy.
I wrote a song once.
Vorgrim
Profile Joined September 2010
Korea (North)1601 Posts
September 25 2012 23:36 GMT
#54
On September 26 2012 08:30 AdamBanks wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 26 2012 08:27 Vorgrim wrote:
Balls are worth a lot more than 15 years.


tell me that when ur on your death bed and I might believe some of you guys.

Your balls must not be as magnificent as mine. My condolences, Adam.
Forikorder
Profile Joined August 2011
Canada8840 Posts
September 25 2012 23:38 GMT
#55
On September 26 2012 07:55 Blazinghand wrote:
I don't think I'd have the balls to make a decision like that.

whoever could really answer that is simply nuts
Lokian
Profile Joined March 2010
United States699 Posts
September 25 2012 23:39 GMT
#56
On September 26 2012 08:35 AdamBanks wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 26 2012 08:35 AngryMag wrote:
On September 26 2012 08:33 AdamBanks wrote:
On September 26 2012 08:22 AngryMag wrote:
On September 26 2012 08:18 Frozenhelfire wrote:
I find my balls pretty inconvenient and they get in the way. I don't plan on having kids, so I'd probably do this if I knew it had no affect on orgasms or other chemical / hormonal balances.


Dude, you won't have much ink left in your pen without balls, you wouldn't need to worry about orgasms. What did you do in biology classes all these years for fucks sake...



actually most of the fluid in jack comes from the prostate not your balls. Bio ftl.


you won't have sexual drive without balls..... you don't get horny in the first place...


testosterone therapy.


what is the point of increasing ur hormones when the reason ur balls are cut off is to lower them.
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AngryMag
Profile Joined November 2011
Germany1040 Posts
September 25 2012 23:39 GMT
#57
On September 26 2012 08:35 AdamBanks wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 26 2012 08:35 AngryMag wrote:
On September 26 2012 08:33 AdamBanks wrote:
On September 26 2012 08:22 AngryMag wrote:
On September 26 2012 08:18 Frozenhelfire wrote:
I find my balls pretty inconvenient and they get in the way. I don't plan on having kids, so I'd probably do this if I knew it had no affect on orgasms or other chemical / hormonal balances.


Dude, you won't have much ink left in your pen without balls, you wouldn't need to worry about orgasms. What did you do in biology classes all these years for fucks sake...



actually most of the fluid in jack comes from the prostate not your balls. Bio ftl.


you won't have sexual drive without balls..... you don't get horny in the first place...


testosterone therapy.


nah, why would you change a winning team?
dannystarcraft
Profile Blog Joined October 2011
United States179 Posts
September 25 2012 23:39 GMT
#58
On September 26 2012 08:12 wozzot wrote:
This is quite a ballsy extrapolation to make about 3 billion people based on studying 81 eunuchs from a specific culture at a specific time period.

If some source of biological causation that could be found that testified to a link between testosterone production and a massive loss of lifespan, this could be a seminal paper that could promote great academic fecundity in the medical field. It wouldn't erect a penetrative new foundation, but it would nevertheless be significantly large.

However, without it, this research will most likely turn limp and end up going nowhere. The castrati study already appears to neuter the claims that these Korean scientists are making, and it's uncertain whether this research will stay hard or snap in half under further scrutiny.


Yes! I agree completely.

As to the thread, I will die young if this be the case.
Orek
Profile Joined February 2012
1665 Posts
September 25 2012 23:39 GMT
#59
50 years later, if TL still existed, I would love to see someone post his opinion after 50 years to this very old thread. That would be epic.
s_Evil
Profile Joined August 2011
Netherlands18 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-09-25 23:41:56
September 25 2012 23:40 GMT
#60
On September 26 2012 08:22 AngryMag wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 26 2012 08:18 Frozenhelfire wrote:
I find my balls pretty inconvenient and they get in the way. I don't plan on having kids, so I'd probably do this if I knew it had no affect on orgasms or other chemical / hormonal balances.


Dude, you won't have much ink left in your pen without balls, you wouldn't need to worry about orgasms. What did you do in biology classes all these years for fucks sake...


Actually you are the one who did not pay attention in biology class... Even castrated men can get orgasms since testosterone /balls are not required to get one. Your ejaculate would be of minimal volume (not zero, since part of it is created by your prostate) and not contain any sperm but the feeling would be the same.
AdamBanks
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
Canada996 Posts
September 25 2012 23:42 GMT
#61
On September 26 2012 08:36 Vorgrim wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 26 2012 08:30 AdamBanks wrote:
On September 26 2012 08:27 Vorgrim wrote:
Balls are worth a lot more than 15 years.


tell me that when ur on your death bed and I might believe some of you guys.

Your balls must not be as magnificent as mine. My condolences, Adam.


Im still on the list for the surgery....someday.


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Deleted User 183001
Profile Joined May 2011
2939 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-09-25 23:45:31
September 25 2012 23:44 GMT
#62
Exercise. Eat well. Listen to trance. Win.

I wouldn't give up any of my body parts. wtf.
IrOnKaL
Profile Joined June 2011
United States340 Posts
September 25 2012 23:45 GMT
#63
Nope
Share_The_Land
Profile Joined November 2011
Canada152 Posts
September 25 2012 23:45 GMT
#64
Simply put, No! Just think of all the missed teabagging opportunities!
"Turns out he's a former Counterstrike pro and grabs his ak!" - Tasteless
Epishade
Profile Blog Joined November 2011
United States2267 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-09-25 23:47:28
September 25 2012 23:46 GMT
#65
Finally I have a pro for wishing to get castrated.
Pinhead Larry in the streets, Dirty Dan in the sheets.
AngryMag
Profile Joined November 2011
Germany1040 Posts
September 25 2012 23:48 GMT
#66
On September 26 2012 08:40 s_Evil wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 26 2012 08:22 AngryMag wrote:
On September 26 2012 08:18 Frozenhelfire wrote:
I find my balls pretty inconvenient and they get in the way. I don't plan on having kids, so I'd probably do this if I knew it had no affect on orgasms or other chemical / hormonal balances.


Dude, you won't have much ink left in your pen without balls, you wouldn't need to worry about orgasms. What did you do in biology classes all these years for fucks sake...


Actually you are the one who did not pay attention in biology class... Even castrated men can get orgasms since testosterone /balls are not required to get one. Your ejaculate would be of minimal volume (not zero, since part of it is created by your prostate) and not contain any sperm but the feeling would be the same.


After a castration your sexual drive reduces to exactly 0 after circa 9 months (without testosterone therapy) You simply get impotent..
farvacola
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
United States18866 Posts
September 25 2012 23:48 GMT
#67
Absolutely not.
"when the Dead Kennedys found out they had skinhead fans, they literally wrote a song titled 'Nazi Punks Fuck Off'"
Bigtony
Profile Blog Joined June 2011
United States1606 Posts
September 25 2012 23:48 GMT
#68


Why would I want to live 15 years without balls?
Push 2 Harder
Lysteria
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
France2280 Posts
September 25 2012 23:50 GMT
#69
I gladly join the team who trade years for something, even another pair of balls.
Yeah I know, years into skills is theorically called school.
Br0kensword
Profile Joined September 2012
United States35 Posts
September 25 2012 23:51 GMT
#70
Hmmmm I could imagine castrating ones self thinking you will live for another 15 years then as you walk down the street lost in your thoughts thinking about what you will do with another decade and a half of life you get hit by a car. I think I'll pass
Merp..
HardlyNever
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
United States1258 Posts
September 25 2012 23:52 GMT
#71
As it is presented (as something you do early on in life to increase your chances of living longer), nope, wouldn't do it.

If it were some kind of genie-type thing, where I could do it when I was like 90, I'd definitely consider it. They probably won't have much use at that point anyhow.
Out there, the Kid learned to fend for himself. Learned to build. Learned to break.
QzYSc2
Profile Joined June 2012
Netherlands281 Posts
September 25 2012 23:55 GMT
#72
if i could combine this with the 'get your balls kicked twice everyday and receive $100000000000' deal, i'd definetly take it. else no way.
Xaddy
Profile Joined May 2011
Sweden41 Posts
September 25 2012 23:57 GMT
#73
Before the 20th century men and women had equal life expectancy. It's not biological, it's psychosocial. This 'doctor' needs to get some corroborating evidence for his/her outlandish theories.
Severedevil
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States4839 Posts
September 25 2012 23:57 GMT
#74
I'd trade away all sexuality for fifteen years more life, sure... but castration has a lot of side effects. Dunno how I feel about those.
My strategy is to fork people.
Remfire
Profile Joined October 2010
492 Posts
September 26 2012 00:02 GMT
#75
I am out. I want to have kids! Cant have kids if your cutting them off as a kid.
Dosey
Profile Joined September 2010
United States4505 Posts
September 26 2012 00:03 GMT
#76
I'd prefer to actually live life to the fullest... you can't really do that if you are half a man.
Ratze
Profile Joined January 2012
Germany1 Post
September 26 2012 00:03 GMT
#77
My balls stay where they are ! It's not even a question for me...my balls... OMG !

:D
jax1492
Profile Joined November 2009
United States1632 Posts
September 26 2012 00:06 GMT
#78
nope ....
Sephy90
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States1785 Posts
September 26 2012 00:07 GMT
#79
NOPE.

Get that insane shit outta here.
"So I turned the lights off at night and practiced by myself"
Slow Motion
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United States6960 Posts
September 26 2012 00:08 GMT
#80
It's not the lack of balls, it's the fact that having balls means you also go after women. Women = less money, more stress, and kids which leads to even less money and a lot more stress and people who are after your inheritance. It's a downward cycle.
StreetWise
Profile Joined January 2010
United States594 Posts
September 26 2012 00:08 GMT
#81
The issue with living longer is, those added years tend to be at the end, when you need someone to help you go to the bathroom and give you a bath. No thanks.
I will not be poisoned by your bitterness
BackTrack
Profile Joined July 2010
Canada76 Posts
September 26 2012 00:10 GMT
#82
why bother living if you can't enjoy it?

Pointless
Disregard
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
China10252 Posts
September 26 2012 00:11 GMT
#83
Life without balls? BALLOCKS!
"If I had to take a drug in order to be free, I'm screwed. Freedom exists in the mind, otherwise it doesn't exist."
DreamChaser
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
1649 Posts
September 26 2012 00:12 GMT
#84
On September 26 2012 08:00 jinorazi wrote:
i'd rather eat healthy and exercise


You mean you would rather do work than take the easy way out? Thats maddening!

But seriously no way, i mean besides the obvious PAIN from getting my balls lobbed off. I want to have kids, maybe people who hate children would like to since this owuld make them sterile
Plays against every MU with nexus first.
saltymango
Profile Joined June 2011
United States120 Posts
September 26 2012 00:17 GMT
#85
Hey maybe in the future i'll be able to detach my balls most of the time to extend my life and only put em on when i need them.
Setev
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Malaysia390 Posts
September 26 2012 00:19 GMT
#86
But..but..balls provide me IMMORTALITY! I don't wanna trade immortality for a mere 15 years...
I'm the King Of Nerds
GreEny K
Profile Joined February 2008
Germany7312 Posts
September 26 2012 00:20 GMT
#87
No thank you...
Why would you ever choose failure, when success is an option.
domane
Profile Blog Joined September 2009
Canada1606 Posts
September 26 2012 00:24 GMT
#88
If the effects overall lead to less physical and mental stress, then yes.
Snorkels
Profile Joined May 2011
United States1015 Posts
September 26 2012 00:27 GMT
#89
How is there not a poll at the end of the OP?
turdburgler
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
England6749 Posts
September 26 2012 00:28 GMT
#90
i think you are all wildly over optimistic about your chances with the opposite sex.

id do it.
blade55555
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
United States17423 Posts
September 26 2012 00:30 GMT
#91
I wouldn't even consider it.
When I think of something else, something will go here
FeUerFlieGe
Profile Joined April 2011
United States1193 Posts
September 26 2012 00:33 GMT
#92
On September 26 2012 08:30 AdamBanks wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 26 2012 08:27 Vorgrim wrote:
Balls are worth a lot more than 15 years.


tell me that when ur on your death bed and I might believe some of you guys.


Fuck you! When I die I'll know I had lived a long hard life with a beautiful pair of balls! I'm not afraid to pull out early in order to keep my manhood!
To unpathed waters, undreamed shores. - Shakespeare
Toadesstern
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
Germany16350 Posts
September 26 2012 00:33 GMT
#93
15 years? Those would be on top of what I'm already going to make myself unless I die in a car crash or something like that.

Living 15 more years as 80ish years old guy isn't worth loosing your balls. Not even slightly.
<Elem> >toad in charge of judging lewdness <Elem> how bad can it be <Elem> also wew, that is actually p lewd.
Gowa
Profile Joined October 2010
France133 Posts
September 26 2012 00:35 GMT
#94
well if you aim to live a relatively useful life and hormones along with other bodily signals get in your way why not get rid of them and live happy? without 'balls' I'm sure you would look back on your posts and say "how silly I was", because if you study biology you understand what really comes from your own will and what does not.

never experiencing any lust, any thirst however is not really an option to live a full life so please don't touch your kids
Luepert
Profile Blog Joined June 2011
United States1934 Posts
September 26 2012 00:39 GMT
#95
On September 26 2012 08:03 nBk wrote:
15 years would go by too fast for it to be even worth it. 15 years honestly isn't crap. Maybe if it was 50-100 years i'd actually consider it.


Without balls, 15 years could seem like a VERY long time.
esports
ShatterZer0
Profile Joined November 2010
United States1843 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-09-26 00:42:43
September 26 2012 00:39 GMT
#96
Sure, I'll break even. I'll get rid of my balls after 35 and gain 8 years of life. How's that sound?


On September 26 2012 09:08 StreetWise wrote:
The issue with living longer is, those added years tend to be at the end, when you need someone to help you go to the bathroom and give you a bath. No thanks.


It sounds like people are thinking another 15 years of your mid 80's... it's not that, it's that you live around 20% longer than you usually would. So you could think of it more that your 20's would last 12 years instead of 10 years.
A time to live.
EngrishTeacher
Profile Blog Joined March 2012
Canada1109 Posts
September 26 2012 00:39 GMT
#97
You don't HAVE to lose yours balls for ~20 more years of life.

All that's needed is a little bit of surgical work in the testes to remove your hormone production ability, and you can still have sex afterwards.


In fact, certain famous eunuchs in history romanced a ton of women:

Giovanni Velluti

Concubines and wives of the royalty in various culture have been known to sleep with eunuch/harem servants as well, because they saw eunuchs as ideal lovers due to the fact that there's no risk of pregnancy and a much lower chance of arousing suspicion from their husbands.

Oh and lastly, eunuchs were known to be total fucking bros in bed as they held stronger erections for much longer because there was no ejaculatory tension.
Doubting
Profile Joined August 2012
Canada981 Posts
September 26 2012 00:40 GMT
#98
On September 26 2012 08:00 jinorazi wrote:
i'd rather eat healthy and exercise

you poor fool
Life: The New Champion!!
Emnjay808
Profile Blog Joined September 2011
United States10666 Posts
September 26 2012 00:45 GMT
#99
I like playing with my balls. No thank you.
Skol
kochanfe
Profile Joined July 2011
Micronesia1338 Posts
September 26 2012 00:45 GMT
#100
NO. FUCKING. WAY.
"The flame that burns twice as bright burns half as long." - Lao Tzu
GoTuNk!
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
Chile4591 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-09-26 00:54:50
September 26 2012 00:54 GMT
#101
On September 26 2012 09:39 EngrishTeacher wrote:
You don't HAVE to lose yours balls for ~20 more years of life.

All that's needed is a little bit of surgical work in the testes to remove your hormone production ability, and you can still have sex afterwards.


In fact, certain famous eunuchs in history romanced a ton of women:

Giovanni Velluti

Concubines and wives of the royalty in various culture have been known to sleep with eunuch/harem servants as well, because they saw eunuchs as ideal lovers due to the fact that there's no risk of pregnancy and a much lower chance of arousing suspicion from their husbands.

Oh and lastly, eunuchs were known to be total fucking bros in bed as they held stronger erections for much longer because there was no ejaculatory tension.


I tought your dick went limp without testosterone? Meh, ya test reduces life expectancy because of more oxidation (my guess), but it also makes you a real man so fuck it, no way. I'd actually trade -10 years for more natural test.
CeriseCherries
Profile Blog Joined May 2011
6170 Posts
September 26 2012 00:54 GMT
#102
well think about it this way, you get 15 years AND free condoms...
Remember, no matter where you go, there you are.
Sinensis
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States2513 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-09-26 01:05:37
September 26 2012 00:59 GMT
#103
On September 26 2012 09:54 CeriseCherries wrote:
well think about it this way, you get 15 years AND free condoms...


You can still get AIDs if you're a testicle-less. Also you can already get free condoms without cutting off your balls by going to any university clinic or planned parenthood.

I wonder if vasectomies give similar results?
unit
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
United States2621 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-09-26 01:01:05
September 26 2012 01:00 GMT
#104
i'm not expecting to live long enough for that to come into play anyway so i'd keep my nuts
TheRealArtemis
Profile Joined October 2011
687 Posts
September 26 2012 01:00 GMT
#105
Tough one. I think right now, no. But when death comes creepin around the corner and about to lay his cold hands on on you. I think everybody is willing to make some form of deal.

If you need money, you pawn your jewelry right?
religion is like a prison for the seekers of wisdom
Aerisky
Profile Blog Joined May 2012
United States12129 Posts
September 26 2012 01:01 GMT
#106
This is rather silly because it seems like you'd have a much larger sample size of people with two dang testicles. And there might be something about having only one ball that makes encourages people to live healthier or what have you.

But in a few words, hell no.
Jim while Johnny had had had had had had had; had had had had the better effect on the teacher.
lazyitachi
Profile Blog Joined December 2011
1043 Posts
September 26 2012 01:01 GMT
#107
On September 26 2012 08:30 Souma wrote:
Can we trade 15 years for another pair of balls?


It doesn't work that way. using others' body part only work in Naruto.

Trust me...
Niten
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States598 Posts
September 26 2012 01:04 GMT
#108
You'd have to refer to my wife - I believe she's holding them. :\
Korra: "Ok, I know that I'm not good at emotions, but that's what Tenzin's gonna teach me, right? He's gonna teach me to be happy and gentle and spiritual, and the rest of that bullsh**t."
Al Bundy
Profile Joined April 2010
7257 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-09-26 01:06:51
September 26 2012 01:06 GMT
#109
It is quite possible that testosterone reduction therapy extends male lifespan, however, we may need to consider the side effects of it, mainly reduction of sex drive in males.

As if I needed that...
o choro é livre
lazyitachi
Profile Blog Joined December 2011
1043 Posts
September 26 2012 01:07 GMT
#110
On September 26 2012 09:12 DreamChaser wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 26 2012 08:00 jinorazi wrote:
i'd rather eat healthy and exercise


You mean you would rather do work than take the easy way out? Thats maddening!

But seriously no way, i mean besides the obvious PAIN from getting my balls lobbed off. I want to have kids, maybe people who hate children would like to since this owuld make them sterile



Anaesthesia. Local for more excitement.
:-)
phosphorylation
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United States2935 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-09-26 01:10:14
September 26 2012 01:09 GMT
#111
oh hell yeah

nowadays yhou can just store your sperm elsewhere and artificially inseminate your future partner.

there are even further upsides to this; you don't have to worry about contraception during intercourse.

this could wreak havoc in your hormonal balance though, and you might need hormone therapy. but i think the positives outweigh the negative.

edit: wait I just realized it's a "realistic" hypothetical situation (and not like "getting paid 100 mil for getting kicked in teh balls") and i could easily do it if i were so inclined. hmmmmmm... tempting
Buy prints of my photographs at Redbubble -> http://www.redbubble.com/people/shoenberg3
ShadeR
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
Australia7535 Posts
September 26 2012 01:10 GMT
#112
Is it really the test levels or is it that the eunuchs lived a bitch lifestyle.
Elegance
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
Canada917 Posts
September 26 2012 01:10 GMT
#113
Can I trade 15 years of life for an extra pair of balls?
Power of Ze
IMHope
Profile Joined February 2011
Korea (South)1241 Posts
September 26 2012 01:13 GMT
#114
I don't think I would be willing to do something like this since not having my balls might have a negative impact in my life.
Jessica Jung, Kim Taeyeon, Kwon Yuri <333
xgtx
Profile Joined February 2009
227 Posts
September 26 2012 01:18 GMT
#115
better live 15 years shorter but better than other way around

less testosterone... do you even know how important that is? you can forget bodybuilding, weightlifting or any other sport
Shin_Gouki
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
United States313 Posts
September 26 2012 01:26 GMT
#116
On September 26 2012 07:55 Blazinghand wrote:
I don't think I'd have the balls to make a decision like that.


Besides this, I honestly can't imagine how life would be like without my pair, so I'd rather keep them =x
Death comes in many forms
thurst0n
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
United States611 Posts
September 26 2012 01:31 GMT
#117
When I'm nearing the end of my life, I would trade my balls for another 15 years. But not as a child, no way no how.
P.S. I'm nub. If you'd like you can follow me @xthurst but its not worth it ill be honest
Serpico
Profile Joined May 2010
4285 Posts
September 26 2012 01:34 GMT
#118
Length of life doesn't mean my life will suddenly be better. I'll just take care of my body.
QuackPocketDuck
Profile Joined January 2011
410 Posts
September 26 2012 01:37 GMT
#119
How about the other way? shit like me doesn't die too early some im not too concerned, but more balls on the other hand i wouldnt mind
I bought a pack of cigarettes for $20, What have you done for your country today?
Probe1
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States17920 Posts
September 26 2012 01:37 GMT
#120
Wow I did not realize South Korea had a royal family.
우정호 KT_VIOLET 1988 - 2012 While we are postponing, life speeds by
Doko
Profile Joined May 2010
Argentina1737 Posts
September 26 2012 01:42 GMT
#121
When im 70 and I'm tripping with my own balls I might consider it.
Dosey
Profile Joined September 2010
United States4505 Posts
September 26 2012 01:42 GMT
#122
On September 26 2012 10:37 Probe1 wrote:
Wow I did not realize South Korea had a royal family.

Never heard of the Emperor BoxeR and his adopted sons?
babylon
Profile Blog Joined April 2011
8765 Posts
September 26 2012 01:44 GMT
#123
On September 26 2012 10:18 xgtx wrote:
better live 15 years shorter but better than other way around

less testosterone... do you even know how important that is? you can forget bodybuilding, weightlifting or any other sport

Wonder how girls get by, right?
Bigtony
Profile Blog Joined June 2011
United States1606 Posts
September 26 2012 01:49 GMT
#124
On September 26 2012 10:44 babylon wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 26 2012 10:18 xgtx wrote:
better live 15 years shorter but better than other way around

less testosterone... do you even know how important that is? you can forget bodybuilding, weightlifting or any other sport

Wonder how girls get by, right?


They get by with ovaries...derp.
Push 2 Harder
S.O.L.I.D.
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
United States792 Posts
September 26 2012 01:55 GMT
#125
I don't want 15 years tacked onto the end of my life, and I sure as hell don't want to lose my balls.
GhandiEAGLE
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States20754 Posts
September 26 2012 02:01 GMT
#126
On September 26 2012 07:55 Blazinghand wrote:
I don't think I'd have the balls to make a decision like that.


I really think I wouldn't have the stones
Oh, my achin' hands, from rakin' in grands, and breakin' in mic stands
B.I.G.
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
3251 Posts
September 26 2012 02:06 GMT
#127
On September 26 2012 08:00 Saria wrote:
You can freeze some semen and get prosthetics, so why not?

because the resulting hormone imbalance could leave you with a high pitched voice and tits.
sour_eraser
Profile Joined March 2011
Canada932 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-09-26 02:55:18
September 26 2012 02:54 GMT
#128
No I wouldnt do it. Let's say I live up to 100. I dont see anything more beneficial living up to 115 except being in a wheelchair, having someone feed me, and help me use the toilet. All I see is more burden for my children
"What's the f*cking point of censoring a letter if everyone and their mother knows what it stands for.... F*cking morons"
Voltaire
Profile Joined September 2010
United States1485 Posts
September 26 2012 03:02 GMT
#129
Hell no.
As long as people believe in absurdities they will continue to commit atrocities.
MapleFractal
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
Canada307 Posts
September 26 2012 03:05 GMT
#130
If I was really old I wouldnt even say yes, whats the point by then. 15 more years of your body slowly becoming more and more useless
its called a Tuque damnit!
MichaelDonovan
Profile Joined June 2011
United States1453 Posts
September 26 2012 03:13 GMT
#131
Yes. In a heartbeat. You don't need them when you're old anyway. Maybe when I'm about to die, I could cut them off real quick to get an HP boost.
ieatkids5
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
United States4628 Posts
September 26 2012 03:49 GMT
#132
dude totally. then i'd take the 50million dollar-get-your-balls-kicked-3-times-a-day deal
MountainDewJunkie
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
United States10346 Posts
September 26 2012 04:04 GMT
#133
I'll give you 15 years of my life in exchange for extra balls
[21:07] <Shock710> whats wrong with her face [20:50] <dAPhREAk> i beat it the day after it came out | <BLinD-RawR> esports is a giant vagina
Swazi Spring
Profile Joined September 2012
United States415 Posts
September 26 2012 04:59 GMT
#134
Could I give them up right before I'm about to die and extend my life another twenty years?

I know that it wouldn't work that way in real life, since it has to do with lifestyle, but for the sake of the "trade" discussion?
Selendis
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
Australia509 Posts
September 26 2012 05:05 GMT
#135
ITT: men who know nothing of how hormones work (it's called endocrinology, just so you know), get insecure about their masculinity. And to that person who said no testosterone makes the pitch of your voice ridiculously high, that's just stupid. Once your voice drops , it can't "undrop".

Also....

On September 26 2012 12:49 ieatkids5 wrote:
dude totally. then i'd take the 50million dollar-get-your-balls-kicked-3-times-a-day deal


I lolled.
Probes are sooo OP
NobledBlood
Profile Joined January 2011
United States125 Posts
September 26 2012 05:08 GMT
#136
Nooooo, if it came down to wanting to live longer, I could do that one meal a day thing xD

I don't think I would trade em for immortality.
AngryMag
Profile Joined November 2011
Germany1040 Posts
September 26 2012 05:10 GMT
#137
On September 26 2012 14:05 Selendis wrote:
ITT: men who know nothing of how hormones work (it's called endocrinology, just so you know), get insecure about their masculinity. And to that person who said no testosterone makes the pitch of your voice ridiculously high, that's just stupid. Once your voice drops , it can't "undrop".

Also....

Show nested quote +
On September 26 2012 12:49 ieatkids5 wrote:
dude totally. then i'd take the 50million dollar-get-your-balls-kicked-3-times-a-day deal


I lolled.


you should read the article, it specifically states "balls of" before puberty, which would mean no manly voice
Reborn8u
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States1761 Posts
September 26 2012 05:10 GMT
#138
Living to be very old is over rated. My grandfather has outlived his wife, his oldest and youngest child, his first grandchild, and of course every friend and relative who was alive when he was young. He's pushing 90, I hope I'm never in his shoes, I don't even want to think about it.
:)
arb
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Noobville17922 Posts
September 26 2012 05:12 GMT
#139
I dont know man, this seems kinda nuts to me.
Artillery spawned from the forges of Hell
Pantythief
Profile Joined February 2012
Denmark657 Posts
September 26 2012 05:14 GMT
#140
On September 26 2012 07:57 Praetorial wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 26 2012 07:55 Blazinghand wrote:
I don't think I'd have the balls to make a decision like that.


You have just officially won this thread.


please spare us for the "you won this thread" already, praetorial.
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Umami
Profile Joined March 2012
United States23 Posts
September 26 2012 05:20 GMT
#141
Life is not worth living without balls hahaha
Dispersion
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
Korea (South)504 Posts
September 26 2012 05:20 GMT
#142
Never.
Don't worry. Taht's just Halo
SnipedSoul
Profile Joined November 2010
Canada2158 Posts
September 26 2012 05:21 GMT
#143
This is like how eating <1500 calories a day will prolong your life. I'd rather have 70 years of fun than 85 years of terribleness.
Zooper31
Profile Joined May 2009
United States5713 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-09-26 05:31:50
September 26 2012 05:30 GMT
#144
Might I add that everyone here is taking the easy way out and chopping off your balls after your an old man who no longer has sex anyway. The article clearly states thats not when you chop off your balls.

New research suggests that losing your balls as a little kid may let you live much longer as an adult


You will never have sex, you will never have children, period. None of this old man bullshit.
Asato ma sad gamaya, tamaso ma jyotir gamaya, mrtyor mamrtam gamaya
Shebuha
Profile Blog Joined May 2011
Canada1335 Posts
September 26 2012 05:37 GMT
#145
This thread isn't getting me off at all. >:[
Just kidding.

I would like to be a happy human being who is nice to other people, and I feel like losing my balls would prevent that as several people might be murdered. :\
EffervescentAureola
Profile Blog Joined June 2012
United States410 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-09-26 05:43:16
September 26 2012 05:38 GMT
#146
I don't plan on having kids, so I would gladly get them removed even if could save one person's life, much less finding the cure for cancer, becoming a multimillionaire, or being an astronaut. I would gladly give up my balls to live 10 or 20 more years to see how much more advanced technology could get in that timeframe, and if we would meet aliens or not. I think it's kindof romantic to not have testosterone controlling me but still loving a woman with all my heart and spending quality time with her. I cant have kids, so what, that doesn't make me any less of a man. Life doesn't come easy to you, so what, you just have to work twice as hard to get to the top of the mountain. But let me tell you, being handicapped and still getting to the top of Mount Everest is 1000x more fulfilling than doing the same thing with all your parts intact. There is something very pure and innocent and divinely beautiful about platonic relationships, but too many guys are interested in having sex to even notice or give it much thought. Also, women would love to be around me because I would have no balls, so they have no reason to feel threatened (that's why girls love being around gay guys).
Zooper31
Profile Joined May 2009
United States5713 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-09-26 05:41:48
September 26 2012 05:41 GMT
#147
On September 26 2012 14:38 EffervescentAureola wrote:
I don't plan on having kids, so I would gladly get them removed even if could save one person's life, much less finding the cure for cancer, becoming a multimillionaire, or being an astronaut. I would gladly give up my balls to love 10 or 20 more years to see how much more advanced technology could get in that timeframe, and if we would meet aliens or not. Also, women wold love to around me because I would have no balls, so they have no reason to feel threatened (that's why girls love being around gay guys).


Or you could just sincerely care about them, girls like that too. It's basically the only thing that matters.
Asato ma sad gamaya, tamaso ma jyotir gamaya, mrtyor mamrtam gamaya
Keitzer
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States2509 Posts
September 26 2012 05:42 GMT
#148
FUCK

THAT

I don't wanna live another 15 years when I'm older

If it's anything like In Time (where everyone stays ~25 y/o), then ya, sure, get me on that

But pretty much any age over 60, your abilities start to diminish, and quickly, so why live longer, when you can live happier and fuller, earlier?
I'm like badass squared | KeitZer.489
Zetter
Profile Blog Joined June 2011
Germany629 Posts
September 26 2012 05:44 GMT
#149
I don't need my balls anyway, so why not? =D
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GhostLink
Profile Joined January 2011
United States450 Posts
September 26 2012 05:45 GMT
#150
No i would not do it. I'm sure there are drugs out there that simply suppress testosterone, if i really needed it.
Let a man play chess, and tell him that every pawn is his friend. Let him think both bishops holy. Let him remember happy days in the shadows of his castles. Let him love his queen. Watch him lose them all.
Pantythief
Profile Joined February 2012
Denmark657 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-09-26 05:48:47
September 26 2012 05:46 GMT
#151
On September 26 2012 14:30 Zooper31 wrote:
Might I add that everyone here is taking the easy way out and chopping off your balls after your an old man who no longer has sex anyway. The article clearly states thats not when you chop off your balls.

Show nested quote +
New research suggests that losing your balls as a little kid may let you live much longer as an adult


You will never have sex, you will never have children, period. None of this old man bullshit.


u use the penis to have sexual relations, not the testicles.
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SnipedSoul
Profile Joined November 2010
Canada2158 Posts
September 26 2012 05:50 GMT
#152
On September 26 2012 14:46 Pantythief wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 26 2012 14:30 Zooper31 wrote:
Might I add that everyone here is taking the easy way out and chopping off your balls after your an old man who no longer has sex anyway. The article clearly states thats not when you chop off your balls.

New research suggests that losing your balls as a little kid may let you live much longer as an adult


You will never have sex, you will never have children, period. None of this old man bullshit.


u use the penis to have sexual relations, not the testicles.


Your balls produce testosterone which is largely responsible for your sex drive. No balls = no sex drive.
IhateBunkers
Profile Joined December 2011
New Zealand78 Posts
September 26 2012 05:51 GMT
#153
Never not in a million years would i trade my balls
Leenock------SuperNova------HerO------YongHwa
S_SienZ
Profile Joined September 2011
1878 Posts
September 26 2012 06:01 GMT
#154
My balls will be sticking out of my grave with the words "Worth it" on them.
writer22816
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
United States5775 Posts
September 26 2012 06:04 GMT
#155
On September 26 2012 07:55 Blazinghand wrote:
I don't think I'd have the balls to make a decision like that.


I literally can't stop laughing
8/4/12 never forget, never forgive.
jinorazi
Profile Joined October 2004
Korea (South)4948 Posts
September 26 2012 06:05 GMT
#156
On September 26 2012 10:37 Probe1 wrote:
Wow I did not realize South Korea had a royal family.


another fun fact, the first first lady (korea's first president's wife) was white.
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neobowman
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Canada3324 Posts
September 26 2012 06:06 GMT
#157
Live fast die hard.
Zooper31
Profile Joined May 2009
United States5713 Posts
September 26 2012 06:08 GMT
#158
On September 26 2012 15:06 neobowman wrote:
Live fast die hard.


Another amazing pun to add to our alrdy awesome list.
Asato ma sad gamaya, tamaso ma jyotir gamaya, mrtyor mamrtam gamaya
lordofsoup
Profile Joined January 2012
United States159 Posts
September 26 2012 06:21 GMT
#159
I might if I had an extra 15 years of childhood/young adulthood. However it seems to me that the age would come at the end of my life when I was already broken down, so it would not be worth it.
NOHUNTERS
Ryan307 :)
Profile Blog Joined January 2004
United States1289 Posts
September 26 2012 06:28 GMT
#160
Wait what.
I would totally chop my balls off for 15 more years. Like wtf not even joking.
Dont let the action of factual things fracture your casual swing
Chronopolis
Profile Joined April 2009
Canada1484 Posts
September 26 2012 06:32 GMT
#161
On September 26 2012 15:06 neobowman wrote:
Live fast die hard.


That's a winner we have here. Damn.
Vardant
Profile Joined November 2010
Czech Republic620 Posts
September 26 2012 06:34 GMT
#162
On September 26 2012 15:28 Ryan307 wrote:
Wait what.
I would totally chop my balls off for 15 more years. Like wtf not even joking.

95 instead of 80? No thanks.
boomudead1
Profile Blog Joined June 2012
United States186 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-09-26 06:43:11
September 26 2012 06:42 GMT
#163
wow. my body is too perfect for this. i wudnt dare to do so
insaneMicro
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
Germany761 Posts
September 26 2012 06:44 GMT
#164
Is a life without balls worth living? I dont think so.
I wouldnt do it.
"Damn I played some fine Zerg right there". -Fruitdealer
Pantythief
Profile Joined February 2012
Denmark657 Posts
September 26 2012 07:02 GMT
#165
On September 26 2012 14:50 SnipedSoul wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 26 2012 14:46 Pantythief wrote:
On September 26 2012 14:30 Zooper31 wrote:
Might I add that everyone here is taking the easy way out and chopping off your balls after your an old man who no longer has sex anyway. The article clearly states thats not when you chop off your balls.

New research suggests that losing your balls as a little kid may let you live much longer as an adult


You will never have sex, you will never have children, period. None of this old man bullshit.


u use the penis to have sexual relations, not the testicles.


Your balls produce testosterone which is largely responsible for your sex drive. No balls = no sex drive.


you're still not required to have testicles in order to have sex.
afkøaoilncpsdpdnaædc
theslayer922
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
Canada304 Posts
September 26 2012 07:05 GMT
#166
God no. I like being a man, also being old would suck.
In the Donger I Trust
Selendis
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
Australia509 Posts
September 26 2012 07:46 GMT
#167
On September 26 2012 14:10 AngryMag wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 26 2012 14:05 Selendis wrote:
ITT: men who know nothing of how hormones work (it's called endocrinology, just so you know), get insecure about their masculinity. And to that person who said no testosterone makes the pitch of your voice ridiculously high, that's just stupid. Once your voice drops , it can't "undrop".

Also....

On September 26 2012 12:49 ieatkids5 wrote:
dude totally. then i'd take the 50million dollar-get-your-balls-kicked-3-times-a-day deal


I lolled.


you should read the article, it specifically states "balls of" before puberty, which would mean no manly voice


The comment I was referring to said words to the effect of "but If i have no testosterone in my body my voice will get really high pitched".

Probes are sooo OP
Doomwish
Profile Joined July 2011
438 Posts
September 26 2012 07:53 GMT
#168
is there a poll buried somewhere in this thread? I vote no way man.
Zealotdriver
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
United States1557 Posts
September 26 2012 08:09 GMT
#169
Fuck yes I would do it. Fucking useless balls are just vulnerable flesh poisoning me with testosterone. Someone give me a rubber band and some scissors; let's do this.
Turn off the radio
ThePlayer33
Profile Joined October 2011
Australia2378 Posts
September 26 2012 08:11 GMT
#170
is there anything women can do T_T
| Idra | YuGiOh | Leenock | Coca |
Jikan No Muda
Profile Joined August 2012
39 Posts
September 26 2012 08:15 GMT
#171
So what is the downside ?

Give a man a fire and he's warm for the day. But set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life.
blug
Profile Joined February 2011
Australia623 Posts
September 26 2012 09:01 GMT
#172
I would hate to be castrated... People still get sexually aroused without their parts. Just imagine not being able to get rid of that sensation...
Derp
ralffriend
Profile Joined March 2012
Germany112 Posts
September 26 2012 09:10 GMT
#173
...and then you die on an infection while the castraition
phodacbiet
Profile Joined August 2010
United States1740 Posts
September 26 2012 10:18 GMT
#174
eh ill probably get hit by a bus anyways. might as well keep my balls
Diks
Profile Joined January 2010
Belgium1880 Posts
September 26 2012 10:46 GMT
#175
15 extra years ? great !
But what will I do when I'll have no balls ?
Ketch
Profile Joined October 2010
Netherlands7285 Posts
September 26 2012 10:49 GMT
#176
That's what Tasteless means when he says he dropped the balls!


Ouch
turamn
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
United States1374 Posts
September 26 2012 10:56 GMT
#177
It's not really clear as to when the 'test' subject's got em chopped, so that would be a big factor for me. I'd imagine if they are eunuch that it would have been early in life. If you did it to me as a child, I probably wouldn't give a shit. All I wanted as a child is to play Super Nintendo and watch Ninja Turtles on TV. If you told me I could have fifteen more years of that for something I didn't use / understand at the time, I'd probably sign up.

Now, it's a bit harder to make that decision...and by harder I mean impossible. Also thinking about it, I don't even think you'd be allowed to make that decision as a child...it would likely fall to your parents.
imPermanenCe
Profile Joined July 2011
Netherlands595 Posts
September 26 2012 11:05 GMT
#178
Real ballers keep their balls. Best I could come up with.
Micro at its best is like an elegant dance between two people trying to achieve a similar end.
AmericanUmlaut
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
Germany2597 Posts
September 26 2012 11:06 GMT
#179
You mean I could rid myself of the force responsible for nearly every bad decision I've made in my entire life, and live longer?
The frumious Bandersnatch
konadora *
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
Singapore66364 Posts
September 26 2012 11:14 GMT
#180
will it prevent future nutshot pains?
POGGERS
Tritanis
Profile Joined November 2007
Poland344 Posts
September 26 2012 11:19 GMT
#181
Goddamn testosterone! Why do you shorten my lifespan!?
I live, I serve, I die for the Metal
cilinder007
Profile Joined August 2010
Slovenia7251 Posts
September 26 2012 11:29 GMT
#182
why would you go against evolution
Zealos
Profile Blog Joined November 2011
United Kingdom3576 Posts
September 26 2012 11:47 GMT
#183
Not a chance in hell. I don't know why anyone would want this....
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Gahlo
Profile Joined February 2010
United States35174 Posts
September 26 2012 12:37 GMT
#184
Did they also consider the stupid shit that guys do because of testosterone? W/e, life expectancy stuff is all bullshit because technically we should all be jumping for joy at reaching 50.
Evilmystic
Profile Joined September 2010
Russian Federation266 Posts
September 26 2012 12:44 GMT
#185
Why would you want to live 15 more years if you have no balls?
btmcmc
Profile Joined September 2012
United States8 Posts
September 26 2012 12:53 GMT
#186
You don't have to have balls to read a book or watch a movie or see your kids grow up, I'd do it.
Poltergeist-
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Sweden336 Posts
September 26 2012 13:00 GMT
#187
On September 26 2012 21:53 btmcmc wrote:
You don't have to have balls to read a book or watch a movie or see your kids grow up, I'd do it.

What kids?
btmcmc
Profile Joined September 2012
United States8 Posts
September 26 2012 13:06 GMT
#188
On September 26 2012 22:00 Poltergeist- wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 26 2012 21:53 btmcmc wrote:
You don't have to have balls to read a book or watch a movie or see your kids grow up, I'd do it.

What kids?

Hey, not my problem you didn't use your balls before they were gone.
Poltergeist-
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Sweden336 Posts
September 26 2012 13:14 GMT
#189
On September 26 2012 22:06 btmcmc wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 26 2012 22:00 Poltergeist- wrote:
On September 26 2012 21:53 btmcmc wrote:
You don't have to have balls to read a book or watch a movie or see your kids grow up, I'd do it.

What kids?

Hey, not my problem you didn't use your balls before they were gone.

Oh, I thought you had to get them removed when you are a young boy in order for it to help.
NeWeNiyaLord
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
Norway2474 Posts
September 26 2012 13:15 GMT
#190
Wouldn't do it, except if I could do it when I got old. Like 80 or so. Don't got much use for them then ;p
This is where we begin. Show your true self, Battosai.
StreetWise
Profile Joined January 2010
United States594 Posts
September 26 2012 13:44 GMT
#191
On September 26 2012 22:14 Poltergeist- wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 26 2012 22:06 btmcmc wrote:
On September 26 2012 22:00 Poltergeist- wrote:
On September 26 2012 21:53 btmcmc wrote:
You don't have to have balls to read a book or watch a movie or see your kids grow up, I'd do it.

What kids?

Hey, not my problem you didn't use your balls before they were gone.

Oh, I thought you had to get them removed when you are a young boy in order for it to help.

Using the study as a basis, this would be the case. I don't think that removing them at any age would magically add 15 years to your life.
I will not be poisoned by your bitterness
Waxangel
Profile Blog Joined September 2002
United States33681 Posts
September 26 2012 13:48 GMT
#192
On September 26 2012 20:29 cilinder007 wrote:
why would you go against evolution


you know that's pretty much the same as saying "Why go against's god's design?"
AdministratorHey HP can you redo everything youve ever done because i have a small complaint?
TheSwedishFan
Profile Blog Joined July 2012
Sweden608 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-09-26 13:56:11
September 26 2012 13:54 GMT
#193
This thread is depressing... What's the point in living if you cannot have sex?
I dont plan on getting older then 50 anyway.
"Suck it" - Kennigit 2012
D10
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Brazil3409 Posts
September 26 2012 13:54 GMT
#194
Id rather die with my balls thank you very much
" We are not humans having spiritual experiences. - We are spirits having human experiences." - Pierre Teilhard de Chardin
Djzapz
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Canada10681 Posts
September 26 2012 13:55 GMT
#195
On September 26 2012 22:54 TheSwedishFan wrote:
This thread is depressing... What's the point in living if you cannot have sex?

Other things?

That said no I'm keeping my junk, what's a measly 15 years.
"My incompetence with power tools had been increasing exponentially over the course of 20 years spent inhaling experimental oven cleaners"
Supert0fu
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
United States499 Posts
September 26 2012 13:57 GMT
#196
On September 26 2012 22:48 Waxangel wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 26 2012 20:29 cilinder007 wrote:
why would you go against evolution


you know that's pretty much the same as saying "Why go against's god's design?"



^Owned

Does anyone know why creationism is taking over Korean school? I thought they were largely unreligious or Buddhist.
SkelA
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Macedonia13081 Posts
September 26 2012 13:59 GMT
#197
You trade your balls for extra 15 years of life and then you die in a car accident.

You dont have fixed years of life ... its not that simple.
Stork and KHAN fan till 2012 ...
Greenei
Profile Joined November 2011
Germany1754 Posts
September 26 2012 13:59 GMT
#198
of corse... not.
IMBA IMBA IMBA IMBA IMBA IMBA
k!llua
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
Australia895 Posts
September 26 2012 13:59 GMT
#199
first thought:

semen is overrated anyway
my hair is a wookie, your argument is invalid
Eviscerador
Profile Joined October 2011
Spain286 Posts
September 26 2012 14:14 GMT
#200
I prefer to live 50 years having sex and enjoying my children, than 90 without both.
A victorious warrior wins first, then goes to war. A defeated warrior goes to war and then seeks to win.
BurningSera
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
Ireland19621 Posts
September 26 2012 15:28 GMT
#201
That's it. I just decided that my future wife have to admire my balls.
is 2017, stop being lame, fuck's sakes. 'Can't wait for the rise of the cakes and humanity's last stand tbqh.'
CaptainCrush
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
United States785 Posts
September 26 2012 15:34 GMT
#202
While I have no interest in any of your balls, I will take the Man Card of any of you goons who say yes to this question.
kafkaesque
Profile Blog Joined November 2011
Germany2006 Posts
September 26 2012 15:37 GMT
#203
Of course dudes without balls live longer, since for the average man, life is one depressing series in the pursuit of women.

Not having to care about "getting any" must be the biggest decrease of stress one could imagine.
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Yorbon
Profile Joined December 2011
Netherlands4272 Posts
September 26 2012 15:43 GMT
#204
No, thanks.
There is no cow level.
Callynn
Profile Joined December 2010
Netherlands917 Posts
September 26 2012 15:49 GMT
#205
Yay 15 more years in the old people's home to be shouted at by nurses.

Not to mention no sex drive.

Why would anyone seriously consider this? I know gays, bis and heteros but I've never heard of someone without the will to have sex, and I hope it stays that way.
Comparing BW with SCII is like comparing a beautiful three-master sailing ship with a modern battlecruiser. Both are beautiful in their own way, both perform the same task, but they are worlds apart in how they are built and how they are steered.
Vaelone
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
Finland4400 Posts
September 26 2012 15:49 GMT
#206
I don't particularly want to live really old so I'l keep my balls.

My opinion might change once I reach retirement age if I make it that far which seems unlikely as our lovely parliament will probably have pulled retirement age up to 80 by the time I'm old so I'm fucked with balls or without balls.
RvB
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
Netherlands6313 Posts
September 26 2012 16:01 GMT
#207
The sacrifice we men have to do to just have sex....
Durp
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
Canada3117 Posts
September 26 2012 16:02 GMT
#208
Most men trade their balls away anyways, it's called marriage.
SOOOOOooooOOOOooooOOOOoo Many BANELINGS!!
Gladiator6
Profile Joined June 2010
Sweden7024 Posts
September 26 2012 16:04 GMT
#209
On September 27 2012 00:37 kafkaesque wrote:
Of course dudes without balls live longer, since for the average man, life is one depressing series in the pursuit of women.

Not having to care about "getting any" must be the biggest decrease of stress one could imagine.


Haha well said!
Flying, sOs, free, Light, Soulkey & ZerO
Badgesc
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
France111 Posts
September 26 2012 16:06 GMT
#210
Sometimes they bother me when I run, so why not!
Ojahh
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
Ireland728 Posts
September 26 2012 16:27 GMT
#211
why is this such a huge new thing I see mentioned everywhere around in the last few days. the knowledge about this is so old, I learned about this fact maybe 5 years ago and I am sure its longer know than that?

Its the old thing of "You can smoke if you want, as long as you cut your balls of, you will have a longer average lifespan than a non smoker"
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jinorazi
Profile Joined October 2004
Korea (South)4948 Posts
September 26 2012 17:31 GMT
#212
On September 26 2012 22:57 Supert0fu wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 26 2012 22:48 Waxangel wrote:
On September 26 2012 20:29 cilinder007 wrote:
why would you go against evolution


you know that's pretty much the same as saying "Why go against's god's design?"



^Owned

Does anyone know why creationism is taking over Korean school? I thought they were largely unreligious or Buddhist.


they are...but its the (christian) board members that are changing it and its quiet sad to see.
age: 84 | location: california | sex: 잘함
SaltyPeaches
Profile Joined June 2011
United States17 Posts
September 26 2012 17:36 GMT
#213
On September 27 2012 00:49 Callynn wrote:
Yay 15 more years in the old people's home to be shouted at by nurses.

Not to mention no sex drive.

Why would anyone seriously consider this? I know gays, bis and heteros but I've never heard of someone without the will to have sex, and I hope it stays that way.


I've actually read a few things about "asexuality" being considered a sexual orientation, meaning not being attracted to either gender. It's still pretty heavily debated right now, but it's "gaining ground", I guess you could say. I suppose asexual people (if it's a real thing--obviously, I'm not a doctor) would consider the 15 years.
"England is not in Europe! We tolerate Europe! Much like herpes!"
PeT[uK]
Profile Joined November 2009
United States412 Posts
September 26 2012 18:58 GMT
#214
the years that it would be giving you are all old age years which are going to suck anyway. I'd keep my nuts
How Happy Are the Blameless Vestals Lot.
LeSioN
Profile Joined November 2010
United States325 Posts
September 26 2012 20:06 GMT
#215
Definately. balls are useless. Just freeze like a gallon of sperm. More aerodynamic, no accidental pregnancies.
Someone needs to tell the truth, but it shouldn't be my job.
shadowboxer
Profile Joined November 2010
United States224 Posts
September 26 2012 20:14 GMT
#216
Past a certain point there's useless anyway, so why not? I'm pretty sure men would be 150% more productive without their balls telling them females are worthwhile.
"Hear that? That's God laughing at your plans."
IamaGrapeMan
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
Canada165 Posts
September 26 2012 20:17 GMT
#217
On September 27 2012 05:06 LeSioN wrote:
Definately. balls are useless. Just freeze like a gallon of sperm. More aerodynamic, no accidental pregnancies.


No accidental pregnancies not because you won't produce sperm, but because you won't want to have sex.
IamaGrapeMan
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
Canada165 Posts
September 26 2012 20:20 GMT
#218
On September 27 2012 01:04 Gladiator333 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 27 2012 00:37 kafkaesque wrote:
Of course dudes without balls live longer, since for the average man, life is one depressing series in the pursuit of women.

Not having to care about "getting any" must be the biggest decrease of stress one could imagine.


Haha well said!


What's well said?
Having a moderate amount of stress in your life can be greatly beneficial.
[UoN]Sentinel
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
United States11320 Posts
September 26 2012 20:21 GMT
#219
I wouldn't want 15 extra years, period. I plan to blow through all of my savings when I retire and then end my life when I get bored.

Is there some sort of counter-offer? I'd gladly give up a decade for a bigger dick or faster recharge time.
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a_flayer
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Netherlands2826 Posts
September 26 2012 20:25 GMT
#220
would an extra set reduce my lifespan by 15? ~_~
When you came along so righteous with a new national hate, so convincing is the ardor of war and of men, it's harder to breathe than to believe you're a friend. The wars at home, the wars abroad, all soaked in blood and lies and fraud.
Kojak21
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
Canada1104 Posts
September 26 2012 20:28 GMT
#221
id give 15 years of my life just to keep my balls! as ugly as balls are i love them :3
¯\_(☺)_/¯
Yergidy
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States2107 Posts
September 26 2012 20:41 GMT
#222
Taking the theory that testosterone is shortening a man's lifespan is true. What are all the testosterone drugs men are taking for sex drive, balding, and erectile dysfunction doing to them?
One bright day in the middle of the night, Two dead boys got up to fight; Back to back they faced each other, Drew their swords and shot each other.
Cereb
Profile Joined November 2011
Denmark3388 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-09-26 22:07:07
September 26 2012 22:02 GMT
#223
FYI this studied isn't ment to have any major conclusions drawn from it. It's a just a case-control study with unusually old data.

Living 19 years longer? Guess what, the average South Korean male lives 25 years longer than the control groups of this study. There are so many unknown factors. It is a great way to spark interest within an area and that many years is a big difference...So who knows, maybe some day someone will come along and show that you'd on average live a few years longer.

But that's about where that ends. This is not a big sensation.


Now if you smoke, eat unhealthily, and don't exercise I could show you the way to a real sensation...
"Until the very very top in almost anything, all that matters is how much work you put in. The only problem is most people can't work hard even at things they do enjoy, much less things they don't have a real passion for. -Greg "IdrA" Fields
Mzimzim
Profile Joined June 2011
United States221 Posts
September 26 2012 23:44 GMT
#224
No need to chop off my testiculars for 15 more years. I already decided I'm going to live forever, and I'm doing pretty well so far.
Jepsyn
Profile Blog Joined April 2011
Canada364 Posts
September 26 2012 23:47 GMT
#225
Im pretty sure the last 15 years of my life are gonna be spent in poor health so heck no
"Wonder what this game would be like if protoss units cost money" - IdrA
Dfgj
Profile Joined May 2008
Singapore5922 Posts
September 27 2012 00:18 GMT
#226
On September 27 2012 08:47 Jepsyn wrote:
Im pretty sure the last 15 years of my life are gonna be spent in poor health so heck no

The implication is all phases of your life are extended proportionately so that you live 15 years longer, not that you're dying of organ failure and just happen to keep lingering for that period.
BerserKr
Profile Joined July 2010
Chile101 Posts
September 27 2012 02:46 GMT
#227
Not having balls would make life a pretty shitty life, you would talk with a high tone, everyone would laugh at you, you wouldnt know the comforting pleasure of just scratching your balls, and you would be the biggest beta of all, plus life itself requires balls, and to be perfectly honest when they say 15 years what comes to mind is 15 years of your current life, but once you hit the 80's, why the fuck would you like to live more, just keep your balls.
War does not determine who is right - only who is left.
Antimatterz
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
United States1010 Posts
September 27 2012 02:48 GMT
#228
Whenever something like this pops up you can almost guarantee that the first 10 replies are gold.
"HotBid [11:45 AM]: i dunno i kinda like the big muta shooting smaller mutas out"
NeMeSiS3
Profile Blog Joined February 2012
Canada2972 Posts
September 27 2012 02:49 GMT
#229
I think I'd have a bone or two to pick with this.
FoTG fighting!
Aterons_toss
Profile Joined February 2011
Romania1275 Posts
September 27 2012 03:09 GMT
#230
Pointless, fake, why the fuck does the "study" exist ?
As someone already pointed out, there "control group" lives less than the average human being in 1st world countries.
A good strategy means leaving your opponent room to make mistakes
brian
Profile Blog Joined August 2004
United States9643 Posts
September 27 2012 03:11 GMT
#231
I first heard this on the radio a few days. One of the hosts immediately remarked about it being because they find themselves less interested in dealing with women. I was horrified and amused at the same time.

lichter
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
1001 YEARS KESPAJAIL22272 Posts
September 27 2012 03:22 GMT
#232
I'd trade 15 years of my life for more balls tbh
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Abort Retry Fail
Profile Joined December 2011
2636 Posts
September 27 2012 03:29 GMT
#233
lol no thanks
BSOD
Demurity
Profile Joined April 2011
United States424 Posts
September 27 2012 03:34 GMT
#234
I would, for the following reasons: still have sex & save money on condoms. Most people get vasectomies anyway, GG.
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JackDT
Profile Joined January 2012
724 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-09-27 03:40:32
September 27 2012 03:35 GMT
#235
Some of you are making a bad assumption about the human aging process. A longevity benefit of 15 years doesn't come at the end of your life -- you don't get 15 extra years in a nursing home. Things that make you age slower means you spend 15 more years on the tennis court or playing starcraft, and don't end up in said nursing home until 15 years than you would have with normal aging.

Another way of slowing aging, a more acceptable way, may be to simply eat less: http://www.crsociety.org/about It does require incredible discipline however. The science behind calorie restriction is vastly more sound as well.
EffervescentAureola
Profile Blog Joined June 2012
United States410 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-09-27 03:57:41
September 27 2012 03:52 GMT
#236
Balls are overrated, I don't understand all you people saying that a life without sex or the desire to bang women is not a life worth living, if that's your view of life then your life must be pretty damn boring to begin with. There is so much more to life than trying to get women in bed and always having sexual thoughts in the back of your mind.

I would love to have a life where I'm never tempted by pleasures of the flesh, where I'm never a slave to my own passions. If I didn't ever think about sex, I could have done better in school and college and gotten so much farther ahead in my career. If I didn't have balls I would never have to "think" with the "other head", so all my decisions and plans and goals would be realistic, logical, rational, etc. Also, not having a sex drive would give me a more balanced and positive and spiritual perspective on life. I could better understand people's motivations and thought processes, especially women and what makes them tick.

I feel that a life without balls would actually be more fulfilling than a life with balls, even if hypothetically a person without balls died earlier than a person with balls. I feel the guy who didn't have balls would have accomplished and learned a great deal more in his relatively shorter lifespan than a guy who lived longer but a lot of his time was misguided and mismanaged time, such as chasing women and paying mind games and engaging in pointless drama, only for a few seconds of pleasure when semen ejects from his penis. All that work...for literally nothing. What a waste.

And then you go back to living your normal life, but the person without a sex drive would have reached a state of nirvana or bliss or enlightenment because he would never even think to indulge in such a primitive activity. Other civilizations around the galaxy or universe would probably laugh at us, as they would be intelligent enough to have gotten over sexuality. Without the need for sex, intelligent and introspective beings such as ourselves could have accomplished a great deal more. But sex keeps humans at a basic, primitive, instinctive, almost caveman level. Only if we can overcome this will humans become more enlightened beings who can embrace their psionic and telepathic and supernatural abilities that are inherently locked and trapped in our amazingly super complex brains.

We have no idea what our potential as a human race is.
We can be so much better, only if sex didn't hold us back.
I have no use for balls, it's more destructive than it is constructive.

EDIT: testosterone is also linked to increased levels of violence, why do you think men commit such a large proportion of violent crimes?
Aveng3r
Profile Joined February 2012
United States2411 Posts
September 27 2012 03:56 GMT
#237
not a chance
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cLAN.Anax
Profile Blog Joined July 2012
United States2847 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-09-27 03:58:09
September 27 2012 03:57 GMT
#238
If it didn't hurt a bit (guessing it would, lololol :-D ), and I were still celibate, I'd-a probably said yes.
┬─┬___(ツ)_/¯ 彡┻━┻ I am the 4%. "I cant believe i saw ANAL backwards before i saw the word LAN." - Capped
Entertaining
Profile Joined September 2007
Canada793 Posts
September 27 2012 04:03 GMT
#239
Honestly I dont wanna live anywhere past 70. Why would I want to add another 15 disgusting years to my life? Simply put, I hate old people.
CyDe
Profile Blog Joined November 2011
United States1010 Posts
September 27 2012 04:12 GMT
#240
Not to seem too testy, I think that it would drive me nuts to see men come and hang out. Their plum possession would rub off on me and I'd think them jerk offs for not handling the deal like I did.

Or something.
youtube.com/GamingCyDe-- My totally abandoned youtube channel that I might revisit at some point
d00p
Profile Blog Joined May 2011
711 Posts
September 27 2012 04:15 GMT
#241
Personally I can't wait for old age and those droopy long balls you get. So hell no.
Perseverance
Profile Joined February 2010
Japan2800 Posts
September 27 2012 04:17 GMT
#242
I wouldn't do it for an extra 30 years...for what is life without ones testes?
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Swish 41
Profile Joined September 2012
Germany154 Posts
September 27 2012 04:19 GMT
#243
I'm 25 and already sick of life, so I would trade my balls for instant-death..
paper
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
13196 Posts
September 27 2012 04:27 GMT
#244
Better Q would be... trading balls for 15 more years of youth :<
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Csong
Profile Joined March 2012
Canada396 Posts
September 27 2012 04:36 GMT
#245
no thanks
Newbistic
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
China2912 Posts
September 27 2012 04:45 GMT
#246
I thought it was about trading your balls when you're 90 for another 15 years of life (which would depend on how I'm doing at 90), but to cut them off now? Who would make such a trade?
Logic is Overrated
Trasko
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Sweden983 Posts
September 27 2012 05:32 GMT
#247
Probably not.
Jaedong <3
WilDMousE
Profile Joined July 2011
Chile1335 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-09-27 05:44:04
September 27 2012 05:35 GMT
#248
I'd rather be a baller. 8D

You'd have to be nuts to do that kind of stuff
Barackopala
Jank
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States308 Posts
September 27 2012 05:40 GMT
#249
Yeah probably, more life span and less time wasted getting my rocks off...
"You don't know you're wearing a leash if you sit by the peg all day." - Michael Parenti
Cyber_Cheese
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Australia3615 Posts
September 27 2012 05:53 GMT
#250
There's too many other causes of death.
The moment you lose confidence in yourself, is the moment the world loses it's confidence in you.
Ruscour
Profile Blog Joined April 2011
5233 Posts
September 27 2012 06:09 GMT
#251
Wait. How much would not having balls fuck you up? Could you get an erection, or would you just not really have sexuality?

If my partner would be fine with me getting her off without my cock then I'd probably do it. Then again, such a huge decision...maybe when I'm older I won't fear death as much :-/
Djagulingu
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
Germany3605 Posts
September 27 2012 06:23 GMT
#252
Trading my balls for 15 more years of life in misery? No thanks.
"windows bash is a steaming heap of shit" tofucake
Ordained
Profile Joined June 2010
United States779 Posts
September 27 2012 06:26 GMT
#253
What would the point of living be then?
"You are not trying to win, you are trying to be awesome" -Day[9]
Discarder
Profile Joined July 2012
Philippines411 Posts
September 27 2012 06:39 GMT
#254
Can I be castrated when im 75? When I no longer have a boner? :D
You can take the lion out of the jungle, but you can't take the jungle out of the lion
Quesadilla
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States1814 Posts
September 27 2012 07:33 GMT
#255
On September 27 2012 13:19 Swish 41 wrote:
I'm 25 and already sick of life, so I would trade my balls for instant-death..


hahahah, this wins
Make a lot of friends. Wear good clothes. Drink good beer. Love a nice girl.
Bartuc
Profile Joined October 2010
Netherlands629 Posts
September 27 2012 09:16 GMT
#256
Wouldn't
It is a sign of strength to cry out against fate, rather than to bow one's head and succumb.
Garnet
Profile Blog Joined February 2006
Vietnam9053 Posts
September 27 2012 09:17 GMT
#257
but you still have your penis right? they only said balls.
FlaminGinjaNinja
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
United Kingdom879 Posts
September 27 2012 09:49 GMT
#258
I don't think so, I can maybe understand losing one, but not both. Not saying i'd even lop one off for the extra years, I don't think I could pick!
GinjaNinja.661 EU I'd like to thank my sh*t keyyboard for always messing up my 'Y's
LeSioN
Profile Joined November 2010
United States325 Posts
September 27 2012 12:17 GMT
#259
On September 27 2012 15:09 Ruscour wrote:
Wait. How much would not having balls fuck you up? Could you get an erection, or would you just not really have sexuality?

If my partner would be fine with me getting her off without my cock then I'd probably do it. Then again, such a huge decision...maybe when I'm older I won't fear death as much :-/

......you still have a dick. The only real issue is you would probably have a lower testosterone, hence the longer life. Your dick is still functional though, just wont drop a load when u get off.
Someone needs to tell the truth, but it shouldn't be my job.
Pulimuli
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Sweden2766 Posts
September 27 2012 12:28 GMT
#260
If you lose them as a kid you could always become a castrato singer, big market for them these days ive heard... oh wait that was 300 years ago >.<
Sbrubbles
Profile Joined October 2010
Brazil5776 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-09-27 12:30:53
September 27 2012 12:30 GMT
#261
Can I give just give 1 of my balls for 7.5 years?
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Captain Mayhem
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Sweden774 Posts
September 27 2012 12:33 GMT
#262
If it was just a "what if"-question, then sure. Kindof like the "Would you press a button to kill 100 people if you got $5 million?", or the death teleporter.

But this is real. I'm not so sure anymore...
Gravity is just a theory anyway.
Butterednuts
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
United States859 Posts
September 27 2012 13:28 GMT
#263
I guess you could say that I just don't have the balls to do this.
Chameleons Cast No Shadows
_fool
Profile Joined February 2011
Netherlands684 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-09-27 13:37:38
September 27 2012 13:37 GMT
#264
On September 27 2012 22:28 Butterednuts wrote:
I guess you could say that I just don't have the balls to do this.

+ Show Spoiler +
On September 26 2012 07:55 Blazinghand wrote:
I don't think I'd have the balls to make a decision like that.



One could in fact say that.
"News is to the mind what sugar is to the body"
Mesha
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
Bosnia-Herzegovina439 Posts
September 27 2012 13:43 GMT
#265
I ll donate one of my ball and take extra years and continue to play with my other ball. ^_^
Reality hits you hard bro.
SaltyPeaches
Profile Joined June 2011
United States17 Posts
September 27 2012 13:44 GMT
#266
On September 27 2012 21:17 LeSioN wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 27 2012 15:09 Ruscour wrote:
Wait. How much would not having balls fuck you up? Could you get an erection, or would you just not really have sexuality?

If my partner would be fine with me getting her off without my cock then I'd probably do it. Then again, such a huge decision...maybe when I'm older I won't fear death as much :-/

......you still have a dick. The only real issue is you would probably have a lower testosterone, hence the longer life. Your dick is still functional though, just wont drop a load when u get off.


I may be wrong here (I haven't taken an anatomy course in a few years), but I believe semen is produced primarily by the seminal vesicles and the prostate, not the testicles. You would still technically "drop a load", it would just not contain any sperm. Again, I'm no expert. I just seem to remember reading that somewhere.....
"England is not in Europe! We tolerate Europe! Much like herpes!"
Spriki
Profile Joined April 2012
216 Posts
September 27 2012 13:45 GMT
#267
after reading the title, I thought this was gonna be like one of those "nada's body" threads and that the first post I was gonna read was "what a god awful post"
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thoradycus
Profile Joined August 2010
Malaysia3262 Posts
September 27 2012 13:51 GMT
#268
Ill only trade my balls when im close to death. By that time my balls would be quite useless anyway
EnE
Profile Blog Joined June 2012
417 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-09-27 13:55:54
September 27 2012 13:54 GMT
#269
No, sorry... don't think my girlfriend would be chuffed.

Not to mention that you'd have no balls from years say 6-80 just so you could live from 80-95,
I'm embarrased by my past actions and even more ashamed of my present thoughts and future endeavors to clear my name.
xsnac
Profile Blog Joined August 2011
Barbados1365 Posts
September 27 2012 14:04 GMT
#270
so to live all my life without balls but 10 more years of OLD life ? yy NO THANKS !
1/4 \pi \epsilon_0
Moloc
Profile Joined January 2012
Ireland16 Posts
September 27 2012 14:41 GMT
#271
I think its more about adding life to your years than years to your life. So no.
Abenson
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
Canada4122 Posts
September 27 2012 14:49 GMT
#272
Just wondering...
Do you still get to keep the dick?
Since if I just lose the balls I can do bareback every time!
zev318
Profile Joined October 2010
Canada4306 Posts
September 27 2012 14:52 GMT
#273
where would u gain 15 years? like if its just tacked on to the end, why bother, the later years are the worst years
Dfgj
Profile Joined May 2008
Singapore5922 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-09-27 15:45:30
September 27 2012 15:44 GMT
#274
On September 27 2012 23:52 zev318 wrote:
where would u gain 15 years? like if its just tacked on to the end, why bother, the later years are the worst years

Where do you think? Cutting off balls doesn't magically maintain you when your organs are failing at the end of life.
Setev
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Malaysia390 Posts
September 27 2012 17:58 GMT
#275
On September 27 2012 12:52 EffervescentAureola wrote:
Balls are overrated, I don't understand all you people saying that a life without sex or the desire to bang women is not a life worth living, if that's your view of life then your life must be pretty damn boring to begin with. There is so much more to life than trying to get women in bed and always having sexual thoughts in the back of your mind.

I would love to have a life where I'm never tempted by pleasures of the flesh, where I'm never a slave to my own passions. If I didn't ever think about sex, I could have done better in school and college and gotten so much farther ahead in my career. If I didn't have balls I would never have to "think" with the "other head", so all my decisions and plans and goals would be realistic, logical, rational, etc. Also, not having a sex drive would give me a more balanced and positive and spiritual perspective on life. I could better understand people's motivations and thought processes, especially women and what makes them tick.

I feel that a life without balls would actually be more fulfilling than a life with balls, even if hypothetically a person without balls died earlier than a person with balls. I feel the guy who didn't have balls would have accomplished and learned a great deal more in his relatively shorter lifespan than a guy who lived longer but a lot of his time was misguided and mismanaged time, such as chasing women and paying mind games and engaging in pointless drama, only for a few seconds of pleasure when semen ejects from his penis. All that work...for literally nothing. What a waste.

And then you go back to living your normal life, but the person without a sex drive would have reached a state of nirvana or bliss or enlightenment because he would never even think to indulge in such a primitive activity. Other civilizations around the galaxy or universe would probably laugh at us, as they would be intelligent enough to have gotten over sexuality. Without the need for sex, intelligent and introspective beings such as ourselves could have accomplished a great deal more. But sex keeps humans at a basic, primitive, instinctive, almost caveman level. Only if we can overcome this will humans become more enlightened beings who can embrace their psionic and telepathic and supernatural abilities that are inherently locked and trapped in our amazingly super complex brains.

We have no idea what our potential as a human race is.
We can be so much better, only if sex didn't hold us back.
I have no use for balls, it's more destructive than it is constructive.

EDIT: testosterone is also linked to increased levels of violence, why do you think men commit such a large proportion of violent crimes?


Duh, I don't play Protoss, so I think I'll keep my balls =D. But how do Protoss procreate?

Anyway, back on topic, Dan Brown mentioned in the novel Da Vinci Code that sexual climax is man's way of becoming "one with God". Maybe we can become psionic if we direct our research towards achieving more complete/wholesome orgasms.

I'm the King Of Nerds
haavard29
Profile Joined February 2011
Norway37 Posts
September 27 2012 18:03 GMT
#276
Can I do it when I'm old enough that females aren't attractive anymore?
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