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On December 16 2003 04:39 sux2bme wrote: This is not a quote, but it's funny...
How many Teamliquid.net forumers does it take to to screw in a light bulb?
1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed
14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently
7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs
27 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs
53 to flame the spell checkers
41 to correct spelling/grammar flames
6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ...
another 6 to condemn those 6 as anal-retentive
2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp"
15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct
156 to email the moderators complaining that they are in violation of their "acceptable use policy"
109 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb forum
111 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum
306 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty
27 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs
14 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's
12 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy
4 to suggest that posters request the light bulb FAQ
44 to ask what is a "FAQ"
4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"
143 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs"
1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again
Still true 2¼ years later
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On February 13 2006 15:21 OctoPuSs wrote:Show nested quote +On December 16 2003 04:39 sux2bme wrote: 27 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs
Still true 2¼ years later  Nobody posted their sisters photo here TT And no "How 2 bang your sibling" FAQ represented as well TT Sad but true...
btw just noticed the guy has 160 posts isn`t there a way 2 find threads he posted B4 ???
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I wasn't going to edit a master piece.
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Lol octopuss :D:D
Oh the forum luker respond : "lol" usually.
Good thing I don't have a hot sister. But hot cousins, yes. We should start a less-fake thread on hot cousins.
Lol I pressured the thread starter to post more pics at 2pm. At 6pm, there were 150 more post.
Ok let's try something :
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Dude this is obviously fake. Here are the various scenario .
1- It is your friend/girlfriend. No one care anymore. We don't even see you kissing her.
2- It is indeed your sister . Yea sure me too I can take picture of my sister. Everybody can do it.
You can further prove to the very important and influencial internet's Team liquid community : Make a video of yourself kissing her and having sex with you.
The ONLY way to really prove once and for all is to video tape your parent and your sister ( just make a lame excuse about "I want to keep souvenir of my family") where your parents clearly indicate that the girl is their daughter.
Then show the video sex tape. Easy no ?
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he's not gonna show anything, cuz there's nothing to show
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In my opinion, being very attracted to your sister is not such a big deal. Even fantasizing about your sister is not such a big deal. Ultimately, however, you have to realize that there probably is zero potential for a romantic or sexual relationship to develop between you and her. I am probably in the extreme minority on this, but I don't have any moral resistance to the idea of brothers and sisters having sex or being romantically involved. Again, though, the probability of anything like that working out for you is basically zero, and so you should really try to make yourself realize that it can ONLY be a fantasy. As a fantasy, enjoy the hell out of it, let it bring you pleasure and excitement, but just realize that it is ONLY a fantasy.
If that isn't enough, then I guess I would recommend telling your sister that you are sort of attracted to her, that it bothers you, and that you don't know what to do about it. Communication is good, even if it is scary to talk about it and you are afraid she will think it is gross (a real possibility, but you already know that). Maybe getting it out in the open is what you need in order to be able to move on. In the one in a million chance that she actually is interested in you romantically, you'll be happy that you brought it up. Otherwise, I'd imagine that her shooting you down will help you move on. I would say that you should not bottle this shit up unless you can comfortably maintain it as JUST A FANTASY.
Another thing, you MUST stop spying on your sister. THAT much is wrong, because you are violating her privacy. You gotta cut that out and write off what you did in the past as a mistake. Do not spy. Give your sister her privacy. Again, perhaps you should talk to her about some of what you are feeling (go easy, especially at first - I wouldn't make clear the extent of your interest in her).
I'd say that what you are feeling is probably not abnormal (even if it is, so what? What matters is how you act on what you feel). I have no siblings, but I have known quite a few guys who were sexually attracted to their sisters. Normal and decent guys, all of em. You are probably fine. You're just a typical horny guy who has a hot sister. No biggie.
Last thing, you can do a search on "Ask Alice". Columbia (I think it's Columbia) University has a website called Go Ask Alice where you can ask questions regarding sexual or drug related issues, and their professional staff will answer you. This might be more along the lines of the help you want. Don't feel weird about asking them about your "problem". I've seen people asking about whether its normal to fuck sheep and dogs, and that sort of thing, and they got serious answers. They will talk about basically anything, if you're serious.
Try to talk to more girls your age. Be out going. Meeting new girls will draw your interest away from your sister.
Inky/Nick
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Braavos36374 Posts
nice long post, but its already accepted that its a joke
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funny that wierld threads like this have a strong attraction to tlers.
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Ha-ha... Great ideaa came 2 my mind , Y don`t we gather all TL.net girl/family/drugs questions and Ask Alice... Something worth might come with it
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It's a joke because fayth says it is?
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Haha, well now I feel bad for taking it seriously - I thought the guy was really serious . People really do have issues with that kind of thing though, and I kinda feel bad for them, cause it's easy to feel really weird and really bad about the shit you are into. Rather than feel bad about somethin like this, I'd rather see people talk about it and get help or w/e. I kinda think that sexual repression is why we got so many damn Catholic priests messin with little boys and whatnot. Anyway, my bad - its a joke. Heh heh. Peace.
Nick/Inky
BTW, that Ask Alice shit is really good, I found a lot of the stuff there to be interesting/informative.
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Osaka27149 Posts
Well, despite the fact that my offer of moderation was ignored (it has been withdrawn) I have to agree with this sentiment:
It's just social conditioning that tells you not to fuck your own sister. Props to you for breaking those boundaries. You'll look back later and have laugh.
I really believe that when you are surrounded by the spawn of your love, with their weak little flippers waving in the sunshine, you and your beloved will thank the lord jesus christ that you did not give in to societal pressure. You will be sitting in matching rockers on the patio of your Alabama plantation, witnessing the miracle of life unfold before you. And when their feeble organs fail, and you start butchering one child in order to save another; whilst you use webMD to perform a double kidney transplant, and then eat the remains to hide the evidence, only then will you turely understand the meaning of love and sacrifice.
BLESSED! BLESSED THOSE WHO CAST OFF THE CHAINS OF SOCIETY AND EMBRACE THE WHOLENESS THAT IS SIBLING LOVE.
Just don't do her in the bum. That is sick, and suitable only for perverted homos.
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United States5262 Posts
there's 7 super saiyan stages, but i think goku only reaches 5 by the end of gt.
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is awesome32274 Posts
Mani is making som quality posts. Am i the only one getting them? : o
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thedeadhaji
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On February 13 2006 14:45 Mickey[aCt] wrote:Dragon Ball and Dragon Ball Z Anime's were all based on the Manga by Akira Toriyama. Dragon Ball GT (Japanese: ドラゴンボールGT Doragon Bōru Jī Tī) is the sequel to the anime Dragon Ball Z, but is the only series that is not based on a manga by Akira Toriyama.http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/DBGTSTFU, since I win.
Yes, Three would be the correct answer, since the original work is the most crucial source.
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im just quoting it from manis post, i dunno who wrote it
It's just social conditioning that tells you not to fuck your own sister. Props to you for breaking those boundaries. You'll look back later and have laugh. But whoever did is clueless. In nature animals avoid sex with siblings unless there is ABSOLUTELY no other option. So just stfu, it has nothing to do with society.
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You'll look back later and have laugh. i guarantee you that is going to be true! It is just a temperory emotion, after you get over it, you would laugh ur ass off on yourself because once upon a time you wanted to fuck ur sis.
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Osaka27149 Posts
Animals have societies.
If Tam-Tam the chimp takes it from Bruno, the ORANGATAN, nobody says boo and that is a different spieces!
But if Tam-Tam offers up the monkey pooty to her brother Lance (whos really gay but overcompensates) she doesn't get to take part in the feces throwing contest later that night. In addition, grandpa silverback no longer lets her drink from his side of the pond.
Now tell me, is that fair for poor Tam-Tam, who is just a confused little monkey? The self-esteem and image issues are devastating. All because of society.
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