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lebowskiguy
Greece201 Posts
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Chibi[OWNS]
United Kingdom10597 Posts
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lebowskiguy
Greece201 Posts
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YoMeR
United States263 Posts
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lebowskiguy
Greece201 Posts
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Chibi[OWNS]
United Kingdom10597 Posts
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lebowskiguy
Greece201 Posts
Poll: if an. jolie presented herself one day as your lost sister,would u (Vote): feel guilty of having masturbated with her ? (Vote): continue masturbating with her? (Vote): start masturbating with her? (Vote): kindly ask her to leave due to the fact that she is the cause of totally useless erections? (Vote): cunningly try to have sex with her following the "happy family" routine? (Vote): totally ignore her and unpause bw( she's not really hot anyway)? (Vote): laugh at those who voted the above and call them fags? | ||
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Mortality
United States4790 Posts
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Danka
Peru1018 Posts
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ahk-gosu
Korea (South)2099 Posts
any ways, its funny how he talked about anytime gm after he wrote IM GONNA FUCK MY SISTER ZOMGGGGG ive actually heard of crap like this. people liking their cousins and w/e that they havent seen in a long time, but dont take it too far man. last thing you want is your parents to walk in on you while your masterbating to your sister getting naked.............. | ||
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ahk-gosu
Korea (South)2099 Posts
On February 13 2006 02:23 jkillashark wrote: dude seriously guys, don't make fun of this. this is some serious shat that can scar this kid. 1. TURN TO GOD. If you are not a religious man HTFU and find a church to help you with your problems. The reason why Christians go to church is because we sin, not because we don't sin. Turning to God should help you stop that sick habit called masturbation. Continuing to look at porn will probably not help cause you might imagine your sister again. 2. Focus on her flaws - If she does some annoying crap, focus on it and just find a way to anger yourself that she is related to you. Keep your mind off what attracts her to you and just focus on what ugly features she may have. 3. STOP the drugs and alcohol - WTF are you thinking. No good comes out of that crap unless you are Rekrul playing poker. You said it yourself, it doesn't improve your situation with her. 4. Get rid of the spycam - One: That's perverted towards ANY girl. Two: Imagine it's like watching your mom undress. GROSS RIGHT? Three: You're not Stifler (American Pie:Band Camp) 5. Don't commit suicide - This may seem extreme, but yeah suicide is the pussy way out of this tough situation. 1. TURN INTO GOD. You can do whatever you want if you are god and probably make her do whatever you want too. this is the best option. if not, move on to option 2. 2.FOCUS ON HER BODY. Make sure your sister knows whats going on and that you want to check her out. Make especially sure that she catches you looking at her ass when she bends over to pick up a book she dropped. 3.STOP THE DRUGS AND ALCOHOL. ok maybe not the alcohol. but steroids are the answer. no one wants a skinny white boy and the thing you need are muscles and you need them quick. Steroids are quick and efficient and will have your sister "checking out your junk" in no time. 4.Put the spycam in a better position. The last thing you want to see is your sister taking off her clothes. the FIRST thing you want to see is what is under the clothes. Put it in a better position to make sure you get the full effect. 5.Dont commit suicide. It hurts. A LOT. no seriously dont commit suicide and dont do any of the crap i told you above. doesnt all that stuff on top sound completely unreasonable to you? turn into god? use steroids? seriously man. i know your going through a strange time when you notice things in a different way but a little bit of lotion and your hand and a picture of britney spears will do the trick. start hitting on the girls in your school too. remember, SHE IS YOUR SISTER good luck | ||
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ahk-gosu
Korea (South)2099 Posts
good one i fell for it. | ||
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ahk-gosu
Korea (South)2099 Posts
On February 13 2006 13:11 decafchicken wrote: Wow. Any positive feels towards fayth just died. I pity you fayth. and wow his mother dropped him on his face when he was a child. | ||
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sCV
Jamaica246 Posts
so we can masturbate all together on her pics make this community happy pls!  | ||
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ahk-gosu
Korea (South)2099 Posts
lol | ||
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