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Profile Joined September 2004
United States4182 Posts
Last Edited: 2006-01-15 01:23:20
January 15 2006 01:20 GMT
#21
On January 15 2006 10:10 Nazarene wrote:
How the fuck can you go without taking a dump at LEAST 3 times a week... That's just insane. 3 days for me --> I'm about to explode.
When I was a child though, I could go for a whole WEEK without shitting. Incredible.



lmao omg i'm crying zdfk;jer;qkd


ahaha if you re-read the responses from his point of view its even funnier

"i haven't in about a month" LOL

this brings up an interesting question... one sec

[image loading]

Poll: Do you take a dump more often than you flog the log?
(Vote): Take a Dump more often
(Vote): Flog the Log


UMS map pack http://teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=50442
FireBlast!
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
United Kingdom5251 Posts
January 15 2006 01:32 GMT
#22
On January 15 2006 10:10 Nazarene wrote:
How the fuck can you go without taking a dump at LEAST 3 times a week... That's just insane. 3 days for me --> I'm about to explode.
When I was a child though, I could go for a whole WEEK without shitting. Incredible.


I don't know about you, but I don't go about flogging my own excrement floating around in the bog.
Victoria Concordia Crescit
RiSE
Profile Joined April 2004
United States3182 Posts
January 15 2006 01:40 GMT
#23
Rofl Nazarene!
heavy hand upon the land, feel it's weight inside you
GsOne
Profile Joined November 2005
Poland164 Posts
January 15 2006 01:46 GMT
#24
I wasn't sure what "flogging the log" means at first glance, but I became quite obvious after "gerkin gerkin".

About pros and cons: Con: you have an ass, Pro: You don't. And I find it better to jerk off than to polute at night, in your bed. That's so disgusting.
CTStalker
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
Canada9720 Posts
January 15 2006 01:46 GMT
#25
lmao one time i jerked off while taking a dump
By the way, my name is Funk. I am not of your world
SwedishHero
Profile Joined April 2005
Sweden869 Posts
January 15 2006 01:48 GMT
#26
fuck thats nasty ctstalker
one question thought, didnt you piss ur self while u did that?
Italiano??...no...no italiano?
Sfydjklm
Profile Blog Joined April 2005
United States9218 Posts
January 15 2006 01:57 GMT
#27
On January 15 2006 10:48 SwedishHero wrote:
fuck thats nasty ctstalker
one question thought, didnt you piss ur self while u did that?

umm wtf
twitter.com/therealdhalism | "Trying out Z = lots of losses vs inferior players until you figure out how to do it well (if it even works)."- Liquid'Tyler
CTStalker
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
Canada9720 Posts
January 15 2006 01:58 GMT
#28
there were a lot of fluids flying around, couldn't really keep track. ps didn't actually happen
By the way, my name is Funk. I am not of your world
dronebabo
Profile Blog Joined December 2003
10866 Posts
January 15 2006 02:07 GMT
#29
--- Nuked ---
oPtioNaLk
Profile Joined September 2004
Korea (South)564 Posts
January 15 2006 05:11 GMT
#30
On January 15 2006 11:07 dronebabo wrote:
hey this thread is gross
rpf289
Profile Joined October 2004
United States3524 Posts
January 15 2006 05:15 GMT
#31
Meh, I probably would average once a day, but sometimes it's more, sometimes I go days on end without doing it once. *shrug*
3threal[EoC]
Profile Joined June 2005
Canada388 Posts
January 15 2006 05:42 GMT
#32
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Id hit anything with an ass as big as that dress. - quote decafchicken
Nazarene
Profile Blog Joined October 2005
Denmark996 Posts
Last Edited: 2006-01-15 05:48:20
January 15 2006 05:47 GMT
#33
LOL!
Actually I wasn't completely sure what it meant haha
For some reason I thought it was taking a dump. A lot of weirds answers the thread got I thought
I feel retarded
ManaBlue
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
Canada10458 Posts
January 15 2006 06:21 GMT
#34
On January 15 2006 10:14 Frits wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 15 2006 10:10 Nazarene wrote:
How the fuck can you go without taking a dump at LEAST 3 times a week... That's just insane. 3 days for me --> I'm about to explode.
When I was a child though, I could go for a whole WEEK without shitting. Incredible.


hahahahahhahahaha

this thread is about masturbating


On January 15 2006 14:47 Nazarene wrote:
LOL!
Actually I wasn't completely sure what it meant haha
For some reason I thought it was taking a dump. A lot of weirds answers the thread got I thought
I feel retarded



Hahaha, oh god man, you just made my day.
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decafchicken
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
United States20019 Posts
January 15 2006 06:25 GMT
#35
On January 15 2006 14:47 Nazarene wrote:
LOL!
Actually I wasn't completely sure what it meant haha
For some reason I thought it was taking a dump. A lot of weirds answers the thread got I thought
I feel retarded

It's okay, it could've happened to any of us. Oh wait, probably not. But thanks for a great laugh
how reasonable is it to eat off wood instead of your tummy?
baal
Profile Joined March 2003
10541 Posts
January 15 2006 06:47 GMT
#36
On January 15 2006 14:42 3threal[EoC] wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 15 2006 08:41 Mickey[aCt] wrote:
One a day. Cause I'm still not getting any ass.

judging by the video released, i dont doubt it




hahahahahahaha
Im back, in pog form!
chicken`
Profile Joined January 2004
Germany3478 Posts
January 15 2006 06:53 GMT
#37
On January 15 2006 06:18 EnDeR_ wrote:
I average around 5 times a week, there should be an option for this
jeremy clarkson = god
FuDDx *
Profile Blog Joined October 2002
United States5008 Posts
January 15 2006 07:08 GMT
#38
On January 15 2006 09:16 decafchicken wrote:
I'm in between once a day and once a week. I used to be like twice a day a while ago, but now its like 3 times a week.

im about there
https://www.facebook.com/pages/Balloon-Man-FuDD/237447769616965?ref=hl
QuietIdiot
Profile Blog Joined October 2005
7004 Posts
January 15 2006 07:11 GMT
#39
THis is a serious question:
My question is, is the whole thing healthy? I mean mine has become all veiny and sore at times, but I do not want to discuss that with my doctor. I mean it's stimulating and all, but, are there any adverse effects of it?
Insane
Profile Blog Joined November 2003
United States4991 Posts
January 15 2006 07:15 GMT
#40
Shit, I misclicked. Meant to vote for once a day :D
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