I just got asked this on msn by a girl, and despite giving an honest answer. It left me thinking in the back of my mind if I was in the majority! So vote honestly please, and if you are not embarrassed easily you may even tell I guess!
Poll: How often do you flog the log? (Vote): Never (sure!) (Vote): Once a week (Vote): Once a day (Vote): More then 3 times a day (Vote): More then 6 times a day (Don't get sex)
How the fuck can you go without taking a dump at LEAST 3 times a week... That's just insane. 3 days for me --> I'm about to explode. When I was a child though, I could go for a whole WEEK without shitting. Incredible.
On January 15 2006 10:10 Nazarene wrote: How the fuck can you go without taking a dump at LEAST 3 times a week... That's just insane. 3 days for me --> I'm about to explode. When I was a child though, I could go for a whole WEEK without shitting. Incredible.
I think you need to reread, and possibly google the thread title.
On January 15 2006 10:10 Nazarene wrote: How the fuck can you go without taking a dump at LEAST 3 times a week... That's just insane. 3 days for me --> I'm about to explode. When I was a child though, I could go for a whole WEEK without shitting. Incredible.
On January 15 2006 10:10 Nazarene wrote: How the fuck can you go without taking a dump at LEAST 3 times a week... That's just insane. 3 days for me --> I'm about to explode. When I was a child though, I could go for a whole WEEK without shitting. Incredible.
lmao omg i'm crying zdfk;jer;qkd
ahaha if you re-read the responses from his point of view its even funnier
"i haven't in about a month" LOL
this brings up an interesting question... one sec
Poll: Do you take a dump more often than you flog the log? (Vote): Take a Dump more often (Vote): Flog the Log
On January 15 2006 10:10 Nazarene wrote: How the fuck can you go without taking a dump at LEAST 3 times a week... That's just insane. 3 days for me --> I'm about to explode. When I was a child though, I could go for a whole WEEK without shitting. Incredible.
I don't know about you, but I don't go about flogging my own excrement floating around in the bog.
I wasn't sure what "flogging the log" means at first glance, but I became quite obvious after "gerkin gerkin".
About pros and cons: Con: you have an ass, Pro: You don't. And I find it better to jerk off than to polute at night, in your bed. That's so disgusting.
LOL! Actually I wasn't completely sure what it meant haha For some reason I thought it was taking a dump. A lot of weirds answers the thread got I thought I feel retarded
On January 15 2006 10:10 Nazarene wrote: How the fuck can you go without taking a dump at LEAST 3 times a week... That's just insane. 3 days for me --> I'm about to explode. When I was a child though, I could go for a whole WEEK without shitting. Incredible.
hahahahahhahahaha
this thread is about masturbating
On January 15 2006 14:47 Nazarene wrote: LOL! Actually I wasn't completely sure what it meant haha For some reason I thought it was taking a dump. A lot of weirds answers the thread got I thought I feel retarded
On January 15 2006 14:47 Nazarene wrote: LOL! Actually I wasn't completely sure what it meant haha For some reason I thought it was taking a dump. A lot of weirds answers the thread got I thought I feel retarded
It's okay, it could've happened to any of us. Oh wait, probably not. But thanks for a great laugh
On January 15 2006 09:16 decafchicken wrote: I'm in between once a day and once a week. I used to be like twice a day a while ago, but now its like 3 times a week.
THis is a serious question: My question is, is the whole thing healthy? I mean mine has become all veiny and sore at times, but I do not want to discuss that with my doctor. I mean it's stimulating and all, but, are there any adverse effects of it?
On January 15 2006 10:10 Nazarene wrote: How the fuck can you go without taking a dump at LEAST 3 times a week... That's just insane. 3 days for me --> I'm about to explode. When I was a child though, I could go for a whole WEEK without shitting. Incredible.
Probably 4-7x a week. Bad choice of poll options btw. Should be - once a day, never, once a week, every other day, and more then twice a day.
On January 15 2006 16:11 QuietIdiot wrote: THis is a serious question: My question is, is the whole thing healthy? I mean mine has become all veiny and sore at times, but I do not want to discuss that with my doctor. I mean it's stimulating and all, but, are there any adverse effects of it?
umm, it's healthy to an extent. I don't think you can do any long term damage if you masturbate ALOT (when I say alot, 2-3 times a day, 7 days a week). Minor things such a skin chaffing and if you're really going at it some bruising/burst vessels. Both are only temporary. I also read somewhere that if your skin hardens and becomes less sensitive ( usually from " flogging " it without lube frequently ) that their are certain lotions with the correct vitamins to fix it within a couple days.
I'm sure I read somewhere that masturbating too much is not healthy. And causes fatigue as testosterone (however you spell it) is leaked out of the brain.
On January 16 2006 07:14 Freezer_au wrote: I'm sure I read somewhere that masturbating too much is not healthy. And causes fatigue as testosterone (however you spell it) is leaked out of the brain.
that's probably somewhat true, but it depends what you consider too much
I do it like once a day at max. I don't see how some people find time to do it any more
Hey, what's sick about jerking while taking dump? You jerk, you dump, everything is clean and your socks are dry. But, taking a dump and the jerking si somewhat strange and smelly
On January 15 2006 10:10 Nazarene wrote: How the fuck can you go without taking a dump at LEAST 3 times a week... That's just insane. 3 days for me --> I'm about to explode. When I was a child though, I could go for a whole WEEK without shitting. Incredible.
I think you need to reread, and possibly google the thread title.
You'll be amazed what google search results came out! T_T!
Anyways..I think like 1-2 a day is more than enought, unless you are in the days that you need to jerkoff like crazy mo'fo'.
On January 16 2006 14:26 Freezer_au wrote: Has anyone ever been caught ? fuck it is embarrassing T_T
ROFLCOPTER YES, one time i was slapping the dolphin and when i was at the top of the mountain ( thats how i call the "CLimaX" ) my mom came up to my room she was so stunned at this that she inmediattly walk away as if nobody saw that hahah the next 3 weeks i had to fake a leg pain just to make her think that was the reason ;/
On January 16 2006 14:26 Freezer_au wrote: Has anyone ever been caught ? fuck it is embarrassing T_T
ROFLCOPTER YES, one time i was slapping the dolphin and when i was at the top of the mountain ( thats how i call the "CLimaX" ) my mom came up to my room she was so stunned at this that she inmediattly walk away as if nobody saw that hahah the next 3 weeks i had to fake a leg pain just to make her think that was the reason ;/
uhh what were you doing that she could mistake that for leg pain?
On January 16 2006 14:26 Freezer_au wrote: Has anyone ever been caught ? fuck it is embarrassing T_T
ROFLCOPTER YES, one time i was slapping the dolphin and when i was at the top of the mountain ( thats how i call the "CLimaX" ) my mom came up to my room she was so stunned at this that she inmediattly walk away as if nobody saw that hahah the next 3 weeks i had to fake a leg pain just to make her think that was the reason ;/
uhh what were you doing that she could mistake that for leg pain?
when i flip flipper i like to "flex" so you can easily mistake than with a leg pain.
On January 16 2006 14:26 Freezer_au wrote: Has anyone ever been caught ? fuck it is embarrassing T_T
ROFLCOPTER YES, one time i was slapping the dolphin and when i was at the top of the mountain ( thats how i call the "CLimaX" ) my mom came up to my room she was so stunned at this that she inmediattly walk away as if nobody saw that hahah the next 3 weeks i had to fake a leg pain just to make her think that was the reason ;/
flex? what do you mean? uhh what were you doing that she could mistake that for leg pain?
when i flip flipper i like to "flex" so you can easily mistake than with a leg pain.
On January 15 2006 10:10 Nazarene wrote: How the fuck can you go without taking a dump at LEAST 3 times a week... That's just insane. 3 days for me --> I'm about to explode. When I was a child though, I could go for a whole WEEK without shitting. Incredible.
On January 15 2006 10:10 Nazarene wrote: How the fuck can you go without taking a dump at LEAST 3 times a week... That's just insane. 3 days for me --> I'm about to explode. When I was a child though, I could go for a whole WEEK without shitting. Incredible.