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Freezer_au
Profile Blog Joined January 2003
Australia1461 Posts
Last Edited: 2006-01-14 19:44:55
January 14 2006 19:42 GMT
#1
How often do you flog the log?

I just got asked this on msn by a girl, and despite giving an honest answer. It left me thinking in the back of my mind if I was in the majority! So vote honestly please, and if you are not embarrassed easily you may even tell I guess!


[image loading]

Poll: How often do you flog the log?
(Vote): Never (sure!)
(Vote): Once a week
(Vote): Once a day
(Vote): More then 3 times a day
(Vote): More then 6 times a day (Don't get sex)
Nazarene
Profile Blog Joined October 2005
Denmark996 Posts
Last Edited: 2006-01-14 19:45:57
January 14 2006 19:44 GMT
#2
Generally once or twice a day. Sometimes a third time is necessary, but not very often.

You should've added a 'twice a day'. Almost everyone is going to answer once a day.
RowdierBob
Profile Blog Joined May 2003
Australia13297 Posts
January 14 2006 19:44 GMT
#3
Gerkin Jerkin would be more appropriate.
"Terrans are pretty much space-Australians" - H
IronMentality
Profile Joined July 2004
United States1129 Posts
January 14 2006 20:39 GMT
#4
On January 15 2006 04:44 Nazarene wrote:
Generally once or twice a day. Sometimes a third time is necessary, but not very often.

You should've added a 'twice a day'. Almost everyone is going to answer once a day.


Nazarene, you're a punk.

Love,
Iron
Liberals idea of true patriotism is expanding the welfare state. Want to make a liberal angry? Defend the United States. Proud to be an American! Made in the USA, est. 1986.
SproutBoy
Profile Joined January 2005
Australia382 Posts
January 14 2006 20:41 GMT
#5
I can see where this thread is progressing.
Way upon the mountain where she died....
GTR
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
51535 Posts
January 14 2006 21:03 GMT
#6
what if you have a dub

would it be rub the dub?
Commentator
EnDeR_
Profile Blog Joined May 2004
Spain2778 Posts
January 14 2006 21:18 GMT
#7
I average around 5 times a week, there should be an option for this
estás más desubicao q un croissant en un plato de nécoras
karelen
Profile Joined October 2003
Sweden2407 Posts
January 14 2006 21:21 GMT
#8
On January 15 2006 06:18 EnDeR_ wrote:
I average around 5 times a week, there should be an option for this
zzzzzz
Liquid`Jinro
Profile Blog Joined September 2002
Sweden33719 Posts
January 14 2006 21:31 GMT
#9
On January 15 2006 06:18 EnDeR_ wrote:
I average around 5 times a week, there should be an option for this
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ApollyoN
Profile Joined April 2003
United States1297 Posts
January 14 2006 21:46 GMT
#10
I honestly havent in about a month
Yizuo
Profile Joined December 2004
Germany1537 Posts
January 14 2006 22:53 GMT
#11
lets talk about pro/contra!
Freezer_au
Profile Blog Joined January 2003
Australia1461 Posts
January 14 2006 23:33 GMT
#12
On January 15 2006 06:46 ApollyoN wrote:
I honestly havent in about a month


have you seen 40 days and 40 nights?
Mickey
Profile Blog Joined July 2005
United States2606 Posts
January 14 2006 23:41 GMT
#13
One a day. Cause I'm still not getting any ass.
[X]Ken_D
Profile Blog Joined May 2005
United States4650 Posts
January 14 2006 23:41 GMT
#14
nope. what happens?
[X]Domain - I just do the website. Nothing more.
decafchicken
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
United States20141 Posts
January 15 2006 00:16 GMT
#15
I'm in between once a day and once a week. I used to be like twice a day a while ago, but now its like 3 times a week.
how reasonable is it to eat off wood instead of your tummy?
Zeller
Profile Blog Joined August 2004
United States1109 Posts
January 15 2006 01:04 GMT
#16
Once a day is sufficient
Last.Epic , Epic[LighT]
Nazarene
Profile Blog Joined October 2005
Denmark996 Posts
January 15 2006 01:10 GMT
#17
How the fuck can you go without taking a dump at LEAST 3 times a week... That's just insane. 3 days for me --> I'm about to explode.
When I was a child though, I could go for a whole WEEK without shitting. Incredible.
omgbnetsux
Profile Blog Joined April 2004
United States3749 Posts
January 15 2006 01:14 GMT
#18
On January 15 2006 10:10 Nazarene wrote:
How the fuck can you go without taking a dump at LEAST 3 times a week... That's just insane. 3 days for me --> I'm about to explode.
When I was a child though, I could go for a whole WEEK without shitting. Incredible.


I think you need to reread, and possibly google the thread title.
Frits
Profile Joined March 2003
11782 Posts
January 15 2006 01:14 GMT
#19
On January 15 2006 10:10 Nazarene wrote:
How the fuck can you go without taking a dump at LEAST 3 times a week... That's just insane. 3 days for me --> I'm about to explode.
When I was a child though, I could go for a whole WEEK without shitting. Incredible.


hahahahahhahahaha

this thread is about masturbating
Zeller
Profile Blog Joined August 2004
United States1109 Posts
January 15 2006 01:16 GMT
#20
LMAO
Last.Epic , Epic[LighT]
Locked
Profile Joined September 2004
United States4182 Posts
Last Edited: 2006-01-15 01:23:20
January 15 2006 01:20 GMT
#21
On January 15 2006 10:10 Nazarene wrote:
How the fuck can you go without taking a dump at LEAST 3 times a week... That's just insane. 3 days for me --> I'm about to explode.
When I was a child though, I could go for a whole WEEK without shitting. Incredible.



lmao omg i'm crying zdfk;jer;qkd


ahaha if you re-read the responses from his point of view its even funnier

"i haven't in about a month" LOL

this brings up an interesting question... one sec

[image loading]

Poll: Do you take a dump more often than you flog the log?
(Vote): Take a Dump more often
(Vote): Flog the Log


UMS map pack http://teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=50442
FireBlast!
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
United Kingdom5251 Posts
January 15 2006 01:32 GMT
#22
On January 15 2006 10:10 Nazarene wrote:
How the fuck can you go without taking a dump at LEAST 3 times a week... That's just insane. 3 days for me --> I'm about to explode.
When I was a child though, I could go for a whole WEEK without shitting. Incredible.


I don't know about you, but I don't go about flogging my own excrement floating around in the bog.
Victoria Concordia Crescit
RiSE
Profile Joined April 2004
United States3182 Posts
January 15 2006 01:40 GMT
#23
Rofl Nazarene!
heavy hand upon the land, feel it's weight inside you
GsOne
Profile Joined November 2005
Poland164 Posts
January 15 2006 01:46 GMT
#24
I wasn't sure what "flogging the log" means at first glance, but I became quite obvious after "gerkin gerkin".

About pros and cons: Con: you have an ass, Pro: You don't. And I find it better to jerk off than to polute at night, in your bed. That's so disgusting.
CTStalker
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
Canada9720 Posts
January 15 2006 01:46 GMT
#25
lmao one time i jerked off while taking a dump
By the way, my name is Funk. I am not of your world
SwedishHero
Profile Joined April 2005
Sweden869 Posts
January 15 2006 01:48 GMT
#26
fuck thats nasty ctstalker
one question thought, didnt you piss ur self while u did that?
Italiano??...no...no italiano?
Sfydjklm
Profile Blog Joined April 2005
United States9218 Posts
January 15 2006 01:57 GMT
#27
On January 15 2006 10:48 SwedishHero wrote:
fuck thats nasty ctstalker
one question thought, didnt you piss ur self while u did that?

umm wtf
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CTStalker
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
Canada9720 Posts
January 15 2006 01:58 GMT
#28
there were a lot of fluids flying around, couldn't really keep track. ps didn't actually happen
By the way, my name is Funk. I am not of your world
dronebabo
Profile Blog Joined December 2003
10866 Posts
January 15 2006 02:07 GMT
#29
--- Nuked ---
oPtioNaLk
Profile Joined September 2004
Korea (South)564 Posts
January 15 2006 05:11 GMT
#30
On January 15 2006 11:07 dronebabo wrote:
hey this thread is gross
rpf289
Profile Joined October 2004
United States3524 Posts
January 15 2006 05:15 GMT
#31
Meh, I probably would average once a day, but sometimes it's more, sometimes I go days on end without doing it once. *shrug*
3threal[EoC]
Profile Joined June 2005
Canada388 Posts
January 15 2006 05:42 GMT
#32
--- Nuked ---
Id hit anything with an ass as big as that dress. - quote decafchicken
Nazarene
Profile Blog Joined October 2005
Denmark996 Posts
Last Edited: 2006-01-15 05:48:20
January 15 2006 05:47 GMT
#33
LOL!
Actually I wasn't completely sure what it meant haha
For some reason I thought it was taking a dump. A lot of weirds answers the thread got I thought
I feel retarded
ManaBlue
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
Canada10458 Posts
January 15 2006 06:21 GMT
#34
On January 15 2006 10:14 Frits wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 15 2006 10:10 Nazarene wrote:
How the fuck can you go without taking a dump at LEAST 3 times a week... That's just insane. 3 days for me --> I'm about to explode.
When I was a child though, I could go for a whole WEEK without shitting. Incredible.


hahahahahhahahaha

this thread is about masturbating


On January 15 2006 14:47 Nazarene wrote:
LOL!
Actually I wasn't completely sure what it meant haha
For some reason I thought it was taking a dump. A lot of weirds answers the thread got I thought
I feel retarded



Hahaha, oh god man, you just made my day.
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decafchicken
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
United States20141 Posts
January 15 2006 06:25 GMT
#35
On January 15 2006 14:47 Nazarene wrote:
LOL!
Actually I wasn't completely sure what it meant haha
For some reason I thought it was taking a dump. A lot of weirds answers the thread got I thought
I feel retarded

It's okay, it could've happened to any of us. Oh wait, probably not. But thanks for a great laugh
how reasonable is it to eat off wood instead of your tummy?
baal
Profile Joined March 2003
10541 Posts
January 15 2006 06:47 GMT
#36
On January 15 2006 14:42 3threal[EoC] wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 15 2006 08:41 Mickey[aCt] wrote:
One a day. Cause I'm still not getting any ass.

judging by the video released, i dont doubt it




hahahahahahaha
Im back, in pog form!
chicken`
Profile Joined January 2004
Germany3478 Posts
January 15 2006 06:53 GMT
#37
On January 15 2006 06:18 EnDeR_ wrote:
I average around 5 times a week, there should be an option for this
jeremy clarkson = god
FuDDx *
Profile Blog Joined October 2002
United States5014 Posts
January 15 2006 07:08 GMT
#38
On January 15 2006 09:16 decafchicken wrote:
I'm in between once a day and once a week. I used to be like twice a day a while ago, but now its like 3 times a week.

im about there
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QuietIdiot
Profile Blog Joined October 2005
7004 Posts
January 15 2006 07:11 GMT
#39
THis is a serious question:
My question is, is the whole thing healthy? I mean mine has become all veiny and sore at times, but I do not want to discuss that with my doctor. I mean it's stimulating and all, but, are there any adverse effects of it?
Insane
Profile Blog Joined November 2003
United States4991 Posts
January 15 2006 07:15 GMT
#40
Shit, I misclicked. Meant to vote for once a day :D
DTDominion
Profile Joined November 2005
United States2148 Posts
January 15 2006 07:17 GMT
#41
i beat my beat about once or twice a day.
nitram
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
Canada5412 Posts
January 15 2006 07:35 GMT
#42
On January 15 2006 10:10 Nazarene wrote:
How the fuck can you go without taking a dump at LEAST 3 times a week... That's just insane. 3 days for me --> I'm about to explode.
When I was a child though, I could go for a whole WEEK without shitting. Incredible.

hahahahahahahahahaha
*breathe*
hahaahahahahahahahaha
These sites might be of more use than a StarCraft site, where the majority of posters look on WCIII as the dense misformed fetus produced during Blizzards latest miscarrige.
proTOSS[GER]
Profile Joined September 2004
858 Posts
January 15 2006 07:38 GMT
#43
Well it would be once/day - but actually I'm on may "40 days and nights"-try
That is many tank yes?
Pumpkin
Profile Joined December 2003
United States1141 Posts
Last Edited: 2006-01-15 07:46:18
January 15 2006 07:42 GMT
#44
Probably 4-7x a week. Bad choice of poll options btw. Should be - once a day, never, once a week, every other day, and more then twice a day.

On January 15 2006 16:11 QuietIdiot wrote:
THis is a serious question:
My question is, is the whole thing healthy? I mean mine has become all veiny and sore at times, but I do not want to discuss that with my doctor. I mean it's stimulating and all, but, are there any adverse effects of it?


umm, it's healthy to an extent. I don't think you can do any long term damage if you masturbate ALOT (when I say alot, 2-3 times a day, 7 days a week). Minor things such a skin chaffing and if you're really going at it some bruising/burst vessels. Both are only temporary. I also read somewhere that if your skin hardens and becomes less sensitive ( usually from " flogging " it without lube frequently ) that their are certain lotions with the correct vitamins to fix it within a couple days.
BeJJeLove
haduken
Profile Blog Joined April 2003
Australia8267 Posts
January 15 2006 07:45 GMT
#45
DON'T TOUCH IT PPL>> IT HURTS UR CHI. ~_~
Rillanon.au
baal
Profile Joined March 2003
10541 Posts
January 15 2006 07:59 GMT
#46
Mi CHI us bigger than your CHI
Im back, in pog form!
FroST(TE)
Profile Joined September 2004
United States909 Posts
January 15 2006 08:08 GMT
#47
my health teacher said it was healthy to release the stress
PoorUser on LP
Freezer_au
Profile Blog Joined January 2003
Australia1461 Posts
January 15 2006 22:14 GMT
#48
I'm sure I read somewhere that masturbating too much is not healthy. And causes fatigue as testosterone (however you spell it) is leaked out of the brain.
unsinnig
Profile Joined November 2005
United States13 Posts
January 15 2006 23:43 GMT
#49
once or twice a week here xD
RaGe
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
Belgium9949 Posts
January 15 2006 23:51 GMT
#50
how many synonyms of masturbation are there in english, seriously, i have come across so many
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OverTheUnder
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
United States2929 Posts
January 15 2006 23:54 GMT
#51
gonna have to go with about 4 times a week, but i put once a day since it varies.




thank you Nazarene
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GsOne
Profile Joined November 2005
Poland164 Posts
January 16 2006 01:56 GMT
#52
Ther are probably at least 100 sysonyms. And I think it's not only english thing - I saw lists like "123 synonyms of masturabtion" in few languages.
fbs
Profile Joined February 2003
United Kingdom2476 Posts
January 16 2006 02:01 GMT
#53
Haha naz that was brilliant.

Who picks 3 times a day? jesus..
Xd
Profile Joined January 2006
Bahrain71 Posts
January 16 2006 04:54 GMT
#54
On January 15 2006 10:46 CTStalker wrote:
lmao one time i jerked off while taking a dump


Your are a very sick man.
Xeofreestyler
Profile Blog Joined June 2005
Belgium6774 Posts
January 16 2006 05:08 GMT
#55
Man this thread is disgusting and hilarious at the same time lol
Graphics
boongee
Profile Joined November 2004
United States967 Posts
January 16 2006 05:22 GMT
#56
On January 16 2006 07:14 Freezer_au wrote:
I'm sure I read somewhere that masturbating too much is not healthy. And causes fatigue as testosterone (however you spell it) is leaked out of the brain.


that's probably somewhat true, but it depends what you consider too much

I do it like once a day at max. I don't see how some people find time to do it any more
Xd
Profile Joined January 2006
Bahrain71 Posts
Last Edited: 2006-01-16 05:24:50
January 16 2006 05:24 GMT
#57
3 times a day baby
Freezer_au
Profile Blog Joined January 2003
Australia1461 Posts
January 16 2006 05:26 GMT
#58
Has anyone ever been caught ? fuck it is embarrassing T_T
GsOne
Profile Joined November 2005
Poland164 Posts
January 16 2006 05:42 GMT
#59
Hey, what's sick about jerking while taking dump? You jerk, you dump, everything is clean and your socks are dry. But, taking a dump and the jerking si somewhat strange and smelly
Eagleheart
Profile Joined January 2006
Sweden776 Posts
January 16 2006 05:43 GMT
#60
I'm usually like once a day but I found it better to wait a few days...
OhThatDang
Profile Joined August 2004
United States4685 Posts
January 16 2006 05:47 GMT
#61
On January 16 2006 08:51 RaGe wrote:
how many synonyms of masturbation are there in english, seriously, i have come across so many


true man...
i can remember about 1
choke the chicken

haha..flog the log wtf i thought it was about taking a shit
troi oi thang map nai!!!
Xeofreestyler
Profile Blog Joined June 2005
Belgium6774 Posts
January 16 2006 06:04 GMT
#62
slapping the dolphin?
(there's something about mary)
Graphics
funkie
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Venezuela9376 Posts
January 16 2006 06:13 GMT
#63
On January 15 2006 10:14 omgbnetsux wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 15 2006 10:10 Nazarene wrote:
How the fuck can you go without taking a dump at LEAST 3 times a week... That's just insane. 3 days for me --> I'm about to explode.
When I was a child though, I could go for a whole WEEK without shitting. Incredible.


I think you need to reread, and possibly google the thread title.


You'll be amazed what google search results came out! T_T!

Anyways..I think like 1-2 a day is more than enought, unless you are in the days that you need to jerkoff like crazy mo'fo'.
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MannerGent
Profile Joined November 2005
United States326 Posts
January 16 2006 06:39 GMT
#64
skining the whale
You think scooby care about solving mystery? no, all scooby care about, is scooby snack.
Xd
Profile Joined January 2006
Bahrain71 Posts
Last Edited: 2006-01-16 09:23:51
January 16 2006 09:22 GMT
#65
On January 16 2006 14:26 Freezer_au wrote:
Has anyone ever been caught ? fuck it is embarrassing T_T


ROFLCOPTER YES, one time i was slapping the dolphin and when i was at the top of the mountain ( thats how i call the "CLimaX" ) my mom came up to my room she was so stunned at this that she inmediattly walk away as if nobody saw that hahah the next 3 weeks i had to fake a leg pain just to make her think that was the reason ;/
bburn
Profile Joined September 2004
United States1039 Posts
January 16 2006 09:26 GMT
#66
On January 16 2006 18:22 Xd wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 16 2006 14:26 Freezer_au wrote:
Has anyone ever been caught ? fuck it is embarrassing T_T


ROFLCOPTER YES, one time i was slapping the dolphin and when i was at the top of the mountain ( thats how i call the "CLimaX" ) my mom came up to my room she was so stunned at this that she inmediattly walk away as if nobody saw that hahah the next 3 weeks i had to fake a leg pain just to make her think that was the reason ;/

uhh what were you doing that she could mistake that for leg pain?
banana[AfO]
Cloud
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
Sexico5880 Posts
January 16 2006 09:28 GMT
#67
Wow wtf, how can you guys masturbate with other people near you or in the same place as you, have at least a little respect for the others =/
BlueLaguna on West, msg for game.
Xd
Profile Joined January 2006
Bahrain71 Posts
January 16 2006 09:31 GMT
#68
On January 16 2006 18:26 bburn wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 16 2006 18:22 Xd wrote:
On January 16 2006 14:26 Freezer_au wrote:
Has anyone ever been caught ? fuck it is embarrassing T_T


ROFLCOPTER YES, one time i was slapping the dolphin and when i was at the top of the mountain ( thats how i call the "CLimaX" ) my mom came up to my room she was so stunned at this that she inmediattly walk away as if nobody saw that hahah the next 3 weeks i had to fake a leg pain just to make her think that was the reason ;/

uhh what were you doing that she could mistake that for leg pain?


when i flip flipper i like to "flex" so you can easily mistake than with a leg pain.
baal
Profile Joined March 2003
10541 Posts
January 16 2006 09:42 GMT
#69
On January 16 2006 18:31 Xd wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 16 2006 18:26 bburn wrote:
On January 16 2006 18:22 Xd wrote:
On January 16 2006 14:26 Freezer_au wrote:
Has anyone ever been caught ? fuck it is embarrassing T_T


ROFLCOPTER YES, one time i was slapping the dolphin and when i was at the top of the mountain ( thats how i call the "CLimaX" ) my mom came up to my room she was so stunned at this that she inmediattly walk away as if nobody saw that hahah the next 3 weeks i had to fake a leg pain just to make her think that was the reason ;/


flex? what do you mean?
uhh what were you doing that she could mistake that for leg pain?


when i flip flipper i like to "flex" so you can easily mistake than with a leg pain.
Im back, in pog form!
hasuwar
Profile Joined April 2003
7365 Posts
January 16 2006 09:46 GMT
#70
Yeah, I also thought the thread was about taking a shit when I first read it. Log = shit..flogging the log = worst name ever
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Klogon
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
MURICA15980 Posts
January 16 2006 10:53 GMT
#71
On January 15 2006 10:10 Nazarene wrote:
How the fuck can you go without taking a dump at LEAST 3 times a week... That's just insane. 3 days for me --> I'm about to explode.
When I was a child though, I could go for a whole WEEK without shitting. Incredible.

Hahaha I found this hilarious. ahhaha
HULKAMANIA
Profile Blog Joined December 2004
United States1219 Posts
January 16 2006 11:33 GMT
#72
You fuckers all need to get a hold of yourselves and stop getting a hold of yourselves.
If it were not so, I would have told you.
Xd
Profile Joined January 2006
Bahrain71 Posts
January 17 2006 04:09 GMT
#73
On January 15 2006 10:10 Nazarene wrote:
How the fuck can you go without taking a dump at LEAST 3 times a week... That's just insane. 3 days for me --> I'm about to explode.
When I was a child though, I could go for a whole WEEK without shitting. Incredible.


HahAhHA "IM ABOUT TO EXPLODE"
Eti307
Profile Blog Joined March 2004
Canada3442 Posts
January 17 2006 04:22 GMT
#74
On January 16 2006 20:33 HULKAMANIA wrote:
You fuckers all need to get a hold of yourselves and stop getting a hold of yourselves.



hahaha gold
ToKoreaWithLove
Profile Blog Joined September 2002
Norway10161 Posts
January 17 2006 06:14 GMT
#75
On January 15 2006 08:33 Freezer_au wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 15 2006 06:46 ApollyoN wrote:
I honestly havent in about a month


have you seen 40 days and 40 nights?


That was a fun movie. Me and 4-5 friends had a competition about who could do this. If I remember correctly:

- One of the guys fell out after like 5 days, sleeping with a friend's mother. Was a great story in itself;)

- I fell out after 20 days, got picked up by a girl and went home with her.

- One of the girls went a few days later with some young teacher @ her school.

- Two of the guys actually made it, and celebreated by masturbating furiously for days;)
Come to think about it, my friends are weird;)
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kimseongchan
Profile Joined September 2004
Korea (South)733 Posts
January 17 2006 06:21 GMT
#76
hey i want to watch the 40 days and 40 nights movie.. anyone have an idea where i can download it? :D
life goes on..
ZpuX
Profile Blog Joined December 2002
Sweden1230 Posts
January 17 2006 06:36 GMT
#77
it is possible the worst movie ever made, but if your the kind of "bad movie lover" you can watch it ^^
Really, play for fun!
CaucasianAsian
Profile Blog Joined September 2005
Korea (South)11591 Posts
January 17 2006 06:38 GMT
#78
no, but u can rent it from a movie rental store..
Calendar@ Fish Server: `iOps]..Stark
baal
Profile Joined March 2003
10541 Posts
January 17 2006 06:41 GMT
#79
On January 17 2006 15:14 ToKoreaWithLove wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 15 2006 08:33 Freezer_au wrote:
On January 15 2006 06:46 ApollyoN wrote:
I honestly havent in about a month


have you seen 40 days and 40 nights?


That was a fun movie. Me and 4-5 friends had a competition about who could do this. If I remember correctly:

- One of the guys fell out after like 5 days, sleeping with a friend's mother. Was a great story in itself;)

- I fell out after 20 days, got picked up by a girl and went home with her.

- One of the girls went a few days later with some young teacher @ her school.

- Two of the guys actually made it, and celebreated by masturbating furiously for days;)
Come to think about it, my friends are weird;)


no more Seinfield for you
Im back, in pog form!
Xd
Profile Joined January 2006
Bahrain71 Posts
January 17 2006 07:31 GMT
#80
I actually tried to do the 40 days no sex or hand job , i made it till the end but my penis exploded.
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