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On January 16 2006 08:51 RaGe wrote: how many synonyms of masturbation are there in english, seriously, i have come across so many
true man... i can remember about 1 choke the chicken
haha..flog the log wtf i thought it was about taking a shit
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Belgium6759 Posts
slapping the dolphin? (there's something about mary)
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On January 15 2006 10:14 omgbnetsux wrote:Show nested quote +On January 15 2006 10:10 Nazarene wrote: How the fuck can you go without taking a dump at LEAST 3 times a week... That's just insane. 3 days for me --> I'm about to explode. When I was a child though, I could go for a whole WEEK without shitting. Incredible. I think you need to reread, and possibly google the thread title.
You'll be amazed what google search results came out! T_T!
Anyways..I think like 1-2 a day is more than enought, unless you are in the days that you need to jerkoff like crazy mo'fo'.
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On January 16 2006 14:26 Freezer_au wrote: Has anyone ever been caught ? fuck it is embarrassing T_T
ROFLCOPTER YES, one time i was slapping the dolphin and when i was at the top of the mountain ( thats how i call the "CLimaX" ) my mom came up to my room she was so stunned at this that she inmediattly walk away as if nobody saw that hahah the next 3 weeks i had to fake a leg pain just to make her think that was the reason ;/
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On January 16 2006 18:22 Xd wrote:Show nested quote +On January 16 2006 14:26 Freezer_au wrote: Has anyone ever been caught ? fuck it is embarrassing T_T ROFLCOPTER YES, one time i was slapping the dolphin and when i was at the top of the mountain ( thats how i call the "CLimaX" ) my mom came up to my room she was so stunned at this that she inmediattly walk away as if nobody saw that hahah the next 3 weeks i had to fake a leg pain just to make her think that was the reason ;/ uhh what were you doing that she could mistake that for leg pain?
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Wow wtf, how can you guys masturbate with other people near you or in the same place as you, have at least a little respect for the others =/
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On January 16 2006 18:26 bburn wrote:Show nested quote +On January 16 2006 18:22 Xd wrote:On January 16 2006 14:26 Freezer_au wrote: Has anyone ever been caught ? fuck it is embarrassing T_T ROFLCOPTER YES, one time i was slapping the dolphin and when i was at the top of the mountain ( thats how i call the "CLimaX" ) my mom came up to my room she was so stunned at this that she inmediattly walk away as if nobody saw that hahah the next 3 weeks i had to fake a leg pain just to make her think that was the reason ;/ uhh what were you doing that she could mistake that for leg pain?
when i flip flipper i like to "flex" so you can easily mistake than with a leg pain.
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On January 16 2006 18:31 Xd wrote:Show nested quote +On January 16 2006 18:26 bburn wrote:On January 16 2006 18:22 Xd wrote:On January 16 2006 14:26 Freezer_au wrote: Has anyone ever been caught ? fuck it is embarrassing T_T ROFLCOPTER YES, one time i was slapping the dolphin and when i was at the top of the mountain ( thats how i call the "CLimaX" ) my mom came up to my room she was so stunned at this that she inmediattly walk away as if nobody saw that hahah the next 3 weeks i had to fake a leg pain just to make her think that was the reason ;/ flex? what do you mean? uhh what were you doing that she could mistake that for leg pain? when i flip flipper i like to "flex" so you can easily mistake than with a leg pain.
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Yeah, I also thought the thread was about taking a shit when I first read it. Log = shit..flogging the log = worst name ever
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MURICA15980 Posts
On January 15 2006 10:10 Nazarene wrote: How the fuck can you go without taking a dump at LEAST 3 times a week... That's just insane. 3 days for me --> I'm about to explode. When I was a child though, I could go for a whole WEEK without shitting. Incredible. Hahaha I found this hilarious. ahhaha
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You fuckers all need to get a hold of yourselves and stop getting a hold of yourselves.
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On January 15 2006 10:10 Nazarene wrote: How the fuck can you go without taking a dump at LEAST 3 times a week... That's just insane. 3 days for me --> I'm about to explode. When I was a child though, I could go for a whole WEEK without shitting. Incredible.
HahAhHA "IM ABOUT TO EXPLODE"
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On January 16 2006 20:33 HULKAMANIA wrote: You fuckers all need to get a hold of yourselves and stop getting a hold of yourselves.
hahaha gold
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Norway10161 Posts
On January 15 2006 08:33 Freezer_au wrote:have you seen 40 days and 40 nights? 
That was a fun movie. Me and 4-5 friends had a competition about who could do this. If I remember correctly:
- One of the guys fell out after like 5 days, sleeping with a friend's mother. Was a great story in itself;)
- I fell out after 20 days, got picked up by a girl and went home with her.
- One of the girls went a few days later with some young teacher @ her school.
- Two of the guys actually made it, and celebreated by masturbating furiously for days;) Come to think about it, my friends are weird;)
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hey i want to watch the 40 days and 40 nights movie.. anyone have an idea where i can download it? :D
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it is possible the worst movie ever made, but if your the kind of "bad movie lover" you can watch it ^^
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Korea (South)11568 Posts
no, but u can rent it from a movie rental store..
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On January 17 2006 15:14 ToKoreaWithLove wrote:Show nested quote +On January 15 2006 08:33 Freezer_au wrote:On January 15 2006 06:46 ApollyoN wrote: I honestly havent in about a month have you seen 40 days and 40 nights?  That was a fun movie. Me and 4-5 friends had a competition about who could do this. If I remember correctly: - One of the guys fell out after like 5 days, sleeping with a friend's mother. Was a great story in itself;) - I fell out after 20 days, got picked up by a girl and went home with her. - One of the girls went a few days later with some young teacher @ her school. - Two of the guys actually made it, and celebreated by masturbating furiously for days;) Come to think about it, my friends are weird;)
no more Seinfield for you
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I actually tried to do the 40 days no sex or hand job , i made it till the end but my penis exploded.
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