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OhThatDang
Profile Joined August 2004
United States4685 Posts
January 16 2006 05:47 GMT
#61
On January 16 2006 08:51 RaGe wrote:
how many synonyms of masturbation are there in english, seriously, i have come across so many


true man...
i can remember about 1
choke the chicken

haha..flog the log wtf i thought it was about taking a shit
troi oi thang map nai!!!
Xeofreestyler
Profile Blog Joined June 2005
Belgium6774 Posts
January 16 2006 06:04 GMT
#62
slapping the dolphin?
(there's something about mary)
Graphics
funkie
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Venezuela9376 Posts
January 16 2006 06:13 GMT
#63
On January 15 2006 10:14 omgbnetsux wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 15 2006 10:10 Nazarene wrote:
How the fuck can you go without taking a dump at LEAST 3 times a week... That's just insane. 3 days for me --> I'm about to explode.
When I was a child though, I could go for a whole WEEK without shitting. Incredible.


I think you need to reread, and possibly google the thread title.


You'll be amazed what google search results came out! T_T!

Anyways..I think like 1-2 a day is more than enought, unless you are in the days that you need to jerkoff like crazy mo'fo'.
CJ Entusman #6! · Strength is the basis of athletic ability. -Rippetoe /* http://j.mp/TL-App <- TL iPhone App 2.0! */
MannerGent
Profile Joined November 2005
United States326 Posts
January 16 2006 06:39 GMT
#64
skining the whale
You think scooby care about solving mystery? no, all scooby care about, is scooby snack.
Xd
Profile Joined January 2006
Bahrain71 Posts
Last Edited: 2006-01-16 09:23:51
January 16 2006 09:22 GMT
#65
On January 16 2006 14:26 Freezer_au wrote:
Has anyone ever been caught ? fuck it is embarrassing T_T


ROFLCOPTER YES, one time i was slapping the dolphin and when i was at the top of the mountain ( thats how i call the "CLimaX" ) my mom came up to my room she was so stunned at this that she inmediattly walk away as if nobody saw that hahah the next 3 weeks i had to fake a leg pain just to make her think that was the reason ;/
bburn
Profile Joined September 2004
United States1039 Posts
January 16 2006 09:26 GMT
#66
On January 16 2006 18:22 Xd wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 16 2006 14:26 Freezer_au wrote:
Has anyone ever been caught ? fuck it is embarrassing T_T


ROFLCOPTER YES, one time i was slapping the dolphin and when i was at the top of the mountain ( thats how i call the "CLimaX" ) my mom came up to my room she was so stunned at this that she inmediattly walk away as if nobody saw that hahah the next 3 weeks i had to fake a leg pain just to make her think that was the reason ;/

uhh what were you doing that she could mistake that for leg pain?
banana[AfO]
Cloud
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
Sexico5880 Posts
January 16 2006 09:28 GMT
#67
Wow wtf, how can you guys masturbate with other people near you or in the same place as you, have at least a little respect for the others =/
BlueLaguna on West, msg for game.
Xd
Profile Joined January 2006
Bahrain71 Posts
January 16 2006 09:31 GMT
#68
On January 16 2006 18:26 bburn wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 16 2006 18:22 Xd wrote:
On January 16 2006 14:26 Freezer_au wrote:
Has anyone ever been caught ? fuck it is embarrassing T_T


ROFLCOPTER YES, one time i was slapping the dolphin and when i was at the top of the mountain ( thats how i call the "CLimaX" ) my mom came up to my room she was so stunned at this that she inmediattly walk away as if nobody saw that hahah the next 3 weeks i had to fake a leg pain just to make her think that was the reason ;/

uhh what were you doing that she could mistake that for leg pain?


when i flip flipper i like to "flex" so you can easily mistake than with a leg pain.
baal
Profile Joined March 2003
10659 Posts
January 16 2006 09:42 GMT
#69
On January 16 2006 18:31 Xd wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 16 2006 18:26 bburn wrote:
On January 16 2006 18:22 Xd wrote:
On January 16 2006 14:26 Freezer_au wrote:
Has anyone ever been caught ? fuck it is embarrassing T_T


ROFLCOPTER YES, one time i was slapping the dolphin and when i was at the top of the mountain ( thats how i call the "CLimaX" ) my mom came up to my room she was so stunned at this that she inmediattly walk away as if nobody saw that hahah the next 3 weeks i had to fake a leg pain just to make her think that was the reason ;/


flex? what do you mean?
uhh what were you doing that she could mistake that for leg pain?


when i flip flipper i like to "flex" so you can easily mistake than with a leg pain.
Im back, in pog form!
hasuwar
Profile Joined April 2003
7365 Posts
January 16 2006 09:46 GMT
#70
Yeah, I also thought the thread was about taking a shit when I first read it. Log = shit..flogging the log = worst name ever
Diablo3 ID: Exalted#1710 -------R.I.P. http://hasuwar.isgsa.org. Much love to Toptalent
Klogon
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
MURICA15980 Posts
January 16 2006 10:53 GMT
#71
On January 15 2006 10:10 Nazarene wrote:
How the fuck can you go without taking a dump at LEAST 3 times a week... That's just insane. 3 days for me --> I'm about to explode.
When I was a child though, I could go for a whole WEEK without shitting. Incredible.

Hahaha I found this hilarious. ahhaha
HULKAMANIA
Profile Blog Joined December 2004
United States1219 Posts
January 16 2006 11:33 GMT
#72
You fuckers all need to get a hold of yourselves and stop getting a hold of yourselves.
If it were not so, I would have told you.
Xd
Profile Joined January 2006
Bahrain71 Posts
January 17 2006 04:09 GMT
#73
On January 15 2006 10:10 Nazarene wrote:
How the fuck can you go without taking a dump at LEAST 3 times a week... That's just insane. 3 days for me --> I'm about to explode.
When I was a child though, I could go for a whole WEEK without shitting. Incredible.


HahAhHA "IM ABOUT TO EXPLODE"
Eti307
Profile Blog Joined March 2004
Canada3442 Posts
January 17 2006 04:22 GMT
#74
On January 16 2006 20:33 HULKAMANIA wrote:
You fuckers all need to get a hold of yourselves and stop getting a hold of yourselves.



hahaha gold
ToKoreaWithLove
Profile Blog Joined September 2002
Norway10161 Posts
January 17 2006 06:14 GMT
#75
On January 15 2006 08:33 Freezer_au wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 15 2006 06:46 ApollyoN wrote:
I honestly havent in about a month


have you seen 40 days and 40 nights?


That was a fun movie. Me and 4-5 friends had a competition about who could do this. If I remember correctly:

- One of the guys fell out after like 5 days, sleeping with a friend's mother. Was a great story in itself;)

- I fell out after 20 days, got picked up by a girl and went home with her.

- One of the girls went a few days later with some young teacher @ her school.

- Two of the guys actually made it, and celebreated by masturbating furiously for days;)
Come to think about it, my friends are weird;)
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kimseongchan
Profile Joined September 2004
Korea (South)733 Posts
January 17 2006 06:21 GMT
#76
hey i want to watch the 40 days and 40 nights movie.. anyone have an idea where i can download it? :D
life goes on..
ZpuX
Profile Blog Joined December 2002
Sweden1230 Posts
January 17 2006 06:36 GMT
#77
it is possible the worst movie ever made, but if your the kind of "bad movie lover" you can watch it ^^
Really, play for fun!
CaucasianAsian
Profile Blog Joined September 2005
Korea (South)11595 Posts
January 17 2006 06:38 GMT
#78
no, but u can rent it from a movie rental store..
Calendar@ Fish Server: `iOps]..Stark
baal
Profile Joined March 2003
10659 Posts
January 17 2006 06:41 GMT
#79
On January 17 2006 15:14 ToKoreaWithLove wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 15 2006 08:33 Freezer_au wrote:
On January 15 2006 06:46 ApollyoN wrote:
I honestly havent in about a month


have you seen 40 days and 40 nights?


That was a fun movie. Me and 4-5 friends had a competition about who could do this. If I remember correctly:

- One of the guys fell out after like 5 days, sleeping with a friend's mother. Was a great story in itself;)

- I fell out after 20 days, got picked up by a girl and went home with her.

- One of the girls went a few days later with some young teacher @ her school.

- Two of the guys actually made it, and celebreated by masturbating furiously for days;)
Come to think about it, my friends are weird;)


no more Seinfield for you
Im back, in pog form!
Xd
Profile Joined January 2006
Bahrain71 Posts
January 17 2006 07:31 GMT
#80
I actually tried to do the 40 days no sex or hand job , i made it till the end but my penis exploded.
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