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marttorn
Profile Blog Joined May 2011
Norway5211 Posts
March 04 2013 20:37 GMT
#201
i'm not racist but
memes are a dish best served dank
Voodew
Profile Joined March 2013
2 Posts
March 04 2013 20:41 GMT
#202
I have always found the word stink very unappealing. I don't think I've ever actually said the word aloud due to my hatred of it. It seems like such a juvenile term to me. People that say things like "this stinks" or "it stinks on ice" drive me absolutely crazy.
Psychobabas
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
2531 Posts
March 04 2013 20:43 GMT
#203
"Starcraft 2 is balanced."
SpaceFighting
Profile Joined January 2010
New Zealand690 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-03-04 20:45:53
March 04 2013 20:44 GMT
#204
"Starcraft 2 is fun"

edit: ops nevermind, I've never heard that, hue hue
kuz pro
Cortza
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
South Africa328 Posts
March 04 2013 20:47 GMT
#205
"if you could..." as in "if you could help me with this pile of boxes." Used in place of "could you" or "could you please."

It's pretty annoying when you hear it often.
32
Profile Joined February 2010
United States163 Posts
March 04 2013 20:48 GMT
#206
point in time
Nightsz
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
Canada398 Posts
March 04 2013 20:50 GMT
#207
I think this image sums up everything about the dumbest phrases

http://i.imgur.com/eAtWzk2.png
emythrel
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United Kingdom2599 Posts
March 04 2013 20:55 GMT
#208
"I Could care less" when what they actually mean is "I COULDN'T care less" and also the "I Could give a damn" when they again meant COULDN'T. Bloody yanks.
When there is nothing left to lose but your dignity, it is already gone.
Cortza
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
South Africa328 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-03-04 21:00:07
March 04 2013 20:59 GMT
#209
Edit: Nevermind
JazzNL
Profile Joined March 2012
182 Posts
March 04 2013 21:02 GMT
#210
''Expect GG any moment guys''

THANKS FOR F*CKING RUINING IT YOU TWAT!
MiQ
Profile Joined August 2012
Canada312 Posts
March 04 2013 21:07 GMT
#211
On March 05 2013 05:35 farvacola wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 05 2013 05:18 MiQ wrote:
"She said she was 18"

And if she really did? What then?

http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=400703
Tons of damage
massivez
Profile Joined May 2010
Belgium653 Posts
March 04 2013 21:13 GMT
#212
"what doesn't kill you makes you stronger"

Hate that phrase.
Sephy90
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States1785 Posts
March 04 2013 21:15 GMT
#213
It depends on my mood but I dislike it when someone asks me for something, I say no and they follow it up "please?" Motherfucker I already said no what makes you think I'll change my mind with a fucking "please?" Include the fucking word with your question asshole.
"So I turned the lights off at night and practiced by myself"
LOLItsRyann
Profile Joined April 2011
England551 Posts
March 04 2013 21:15 GMT
#214
Insert people into cinema:

"WOAH, DID YOU SEE THAT?"

"No, I just paid money to stare at the fucking ceiling."
EG<3
nihlon
Profile Joined April 2010
Sweden5581 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-03-04 21:33:17
March 04 2013 21:19 GMT
#215
"God works in mysterious ways."

No shit. When that's the best answer you can come up with, don't say anything at all.
Banelings are too cute to blow up
Aveng3r
Profile Joined February 2012
United States2411 Posts
March 04 2013 21:23 GMT
#216
yolo.
I carve marble busts of assassinated world leaders - PM for a quote
CuSToM
Profile Joined October 2010
United States1478 Posts
March 04 2013 21:25 GMT
#217
the thing that annoys me the most is when people are stupid and say "I could care less" when trying to imply that they don't care about something.

hey guess what smart guy, you could care less. that means there is a level of less caring that you can do, which means you care.
Team SCV Life #1
ControlMonkey
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
Australia3109 Posts
March 04 2013 21:29 GMT
#218
It is what it is.

Both dumb and profound.
SlayerOfYou
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
58 Posts
March 04 2013 21:33 GMT
#219
maybe it's because one of my old coaches said it, kinda funny really. "LIKE A DUCK ON A JUNEBUG" but out of context at the time it was really irritating.
HolyArrow
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States7116 Posts
March 04 2013 21:33 GMT
#220
Me: "So, is it X or Y?"

Someone else: "Yes."

Thanks, asshole. All that did was completely fail to answer my question in a manner that tries to be some semblance of funny and/or witty but really isn't at all.
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