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Miragee
Profile Joined December 2009
8662 Posts
March 04 2013 21:38 GMT
#221
On March 05 2013 06:02 JazzNL wrote:
''Expect GG any moment guys''

THANKS FOR F*CKING RUINING IT YOU TWAT!


lol, it's only ruining something if you don't watch the game and only listening to the cast. If you watch the game and have a minimum of a clue what the game you are watching is about you will know how the game stands before the caster says it.
BlasiuS
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
United States2405 Posts
March 04 2013 21:48 GMT
#222
On March 05 2013 05:02 nttea wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 05 2013 05:00 Najda wrote:
On March 05 2013 04:33 MasterOfPuppets wrote:
"i could care less"


QFT

It's a pet peeve of mine.

I could care less about it.


Well why don't you?
next week on Everybody Loves HypnoToad:
TheLOLas
Profile Joined May 2011
United States646 Posts
March 04 2013 21:50 GMT
#223
"Its not possible to get pregnant on your first time"
BadAim
Profile Joined September 2011
Norway879 Posts
March 04 2013 21:52 GMT
#224
YOLO sums it up pretty nicely for me.
My esports soul belongs to: Boxer | White-Ra | Daigo Umehara | Nazgul | IceFrog
Jaevlaterran
Profile Joined April 2012
Sweden578 Posts
March 04 2013 21:54 GMT
#225
"Just sayin'"

Are you trying to annoy me?
Need a light?
shaftofpleasure
Profile Blog Joined December 2011
Korea (North)1375 Posts
March 04 2013 21:59 GMT
#226
'Broodwar is dead'
It's either the holes of my nose are getting smaller or my fingers are getting bigger. /// Always Rooting for the Underdog. Hyuk/Sin/Jaehoon/Juni/Hyvva/Hoejja/Canata //// Hiding in thread somewhere where BW is still in it's pure form here on TL.
Randomaccount#77123
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States5003 Posts
March 04 2013 22:00 GMT
#227
--- Nuked ---
Olli
Profile Blog Joined February 2012
Austria24422 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-03-04 22:08:00
March 04 2013 22:03 GMT
#228
"Money can't buy happiness"

That's not the f______g point. It won't buy real friends or love but it sure as hell will contribute to your overall well being. Take it from someone who grew up on the albums listed below, not on money.
Administrator"Declaring anything a disaster because aLive popped up out of nowhere is just downright silly."
Geo.Rion
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
7377 Posts
March 04 2013 22:11 GMT
#229
On March 05 2013 06:19 nihlon wrote:
"God works in mysterious ways."

No shit. When that's the best answer you can come up with, don't say anything at all.

well this is not even close to the most annoyign phrase religious fanatics can say. I can't really sum it up in one sentence but this shows it > You've worked hard to achieve something, and u did? "Thank God for it, it's his work" something negative, totally unrelated to your actual performance and deeds strucks you> "Life is hard, but God is good, so pray to him and he will help you"...

Yeah. No. That actually happened to me more than once, my mother and father are really "religious" in that way, and in this case "religious" is a euphamism for something worse, that im not comfrotable to call my parents by...
"Protoss is a joke" Liquid`Jinro Okt.1. 2011
Brotatolol
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
United States1742 Posts
March 04 2013 22:15 GMT
#230
I find phrases like "eating healthy" to be really annoying. Adverbs are so neglected.
TheAnswerIsZero
Profile Joined July 2010
United States21 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-03-04 22:51:20
March 04 2013 22:47 GMT
#231
Here's some:

"I died right then and there" - one my brother says often. Any variation of dying, when not meant literally, is stupid. What's worse is when people tack on "literally" somewhere in the phrase and don't mean it.

"Like"
"Retarded" - to describe things in a derogatory way that is also out of context.
"Plethora" - I catch casters and even my teachers misusing it. No, it does not mean "a lot" or "myriad." It means TOO much. Oh, so there's a plethora of viewers and you would like your stream to have less? Or maybe Starcraft 2 has a plethora of strategies available and you want the game reduced to one strategy per race? People have to stop misusing this word.
Plexa: TL gives excellent advice 99% of the time. The problem is no one listens to it.
SwizzY
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
United States1549 Posts
March 04 2013 22:55 GMT
#232
"Oh my god, this is the best [insert mundane food or object] I've ever [insert appropriate verb]!!!"

... You know what? I highly doubt the starbucks frappe you're drinking really is the best you've ever had. Or that tuna sandwich from the university cafeteria, or that overpriced dress from forever21. And how is every concert you go to suddenly the best one ever? You either have early on-set Alzheimers or I'm pretty sure I hate you.
All that glitters is not gold, all that wander are not lost, the old that is strong does not wither, deep roots are not reached by frost.
PassionFruit
Profile Blog Joined April 2012
294 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-03-04 23:05:04
March 04 2013 23:04 GMT
#233
"bro"

Who the fuck started this shit?
ControlMonkey
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
Australia3109 Posts
March 04 2013 23:05 GMT
#234
I don't think anything from Starbucks would be adequate let alone best ever.
Z-BosoN
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
Brazil2590 Posts
March 04 2013 23:15 GMT
#235
when giving any sort of advice for some occasion:

"Just be yourself"

Who the fuck was I aspiring to be, Count Dracula?
CrazyF1r3f0x
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States2120 Posts
March 04 2013 23:21 GMT
#236
At least Dracula doesn't sparkle
"Actual happiness always looks pretty squalid in comparison with the overcompensations for misery."
MysteryMeat1
Profile Blog Joined June 2011
United States3292 Posts
March 04 2013 23:21 GMT
#237
On March 05 2013 08:04 PassionFruit wrote:
"bro"

Who the fuck started this shit?


cmon bro... don't hate, just go sk8.

"Cause ya know, Style before victory." -The greatest mafia player alive
ZenithM
Profile Joined February 2011
France15952 Posts
March 04 2013 23:24 GMT
#238
"We talked about this earlier." and "bank", pretty much.
ieatkids5
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
United States4628 Posts
March 04 2013 23:24 GMT
#239
"you either die a hero, or live long enough to see yourself become the villain"

god this quote is so dumb. it's not profound or insightful or anything. it just gives two very obvious possibilities that when added together have a probability of 1. it's like saying, you either starve or you eat. you either go to bed hungry or you stay awake long enough to eventually eat something. you either take a dump or hold it in long enough to hurt. OF COURSE you either die a hero or you live long enough to become a villain. god dammnit you are gonna die eventually, so one of two situations will be true when you die - you're a hero or you're a villain. man, it's a great movie and ledger's performance was legendary, but this is such a dumbfuck quote for a movie this good.
tshi
Profile Joined September 2012
United States2495 Posts
March 04 2013 23:28 GMT
#240
On March 05 2013 08:24 ieatkids5 wrote:
"you either die a hero, or live long enough to see yourself become the villain"

god this quote is so dumb. it's not profound or insightful or anything. it just gives two very obvious possibilities that when added together have a probability of 1. it's like saying, you either starve or you eat. you either go to bed hungry or you stay awake long enough to eventually eat something. you either take a dump or hold it in long enough to hurt. OF COURSE you either die a hero or you live long enough to become a villain. god dammnit you are gonna die eventually, so one of two situations will be true when you die - you're a hero or you're a villain. man, it's a great movie and ledger's performance was legendary, but this is such a dumbfuck quote for a movie this good.

ROFL 10/10. hahahhaha i couldn't complain about something in a funny way like that.

I thought eSports was really retarded when I heard it the first time, but it kinda grew on me. I still can't take 'it' seriously, I only laugh at it when prominent figures use it in dramatic ways (not going to name names).
scrub - inexperienced player with relatively little skill and excessive arrogance
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