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Posted here before but...another one came up quite recently.
People who nod after every statement uttered by the professor in class. We get that you get it, but please either keep to yourself or go to his/her office hours and go into bobble-head mode.
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On September 02 2011 10:59 Proof. wrote:
Posted here before but...another one came up quite recently.
People who nod after every statement uttered by the professor in class. We get that you get it, but please either keep to yourself or go to his/her office hours and go into bobble-head mode.
Someone call me?
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On August 30 2011 18:31 Buzerio wrote:Show nested quote +On August 27 2011 11:29 Valestrum wrote:What grinds my gears? Hmm.. Section one + Show Spoiler +
- Little kids, they are just noisy, destruction, and irritating to me.
- Little kids with mics, every time I hear an immature child scream profanities through his mic on an online game with his squeaky voice I cringe.
- People who sing (and badly at that) through their mics for the whole lobby/group to hear.
- High-fives, please never try to give me a high-five.
- Religious extremists, no, not just suicidal terrorists, I'm talking to you too crazy lady who is constantly preaching god every waking second of her life to anyone and everyone regardless if they actually want to listen to it.
Section two + Show Spoiler +
- Sports fanatics, it's great you love the game, it's great you take pride in your home team, but please don't spend 9 hours every day trying to tell me this over and over.
- Physical contact, I don't want to touch you, go away.
- Obese people, you're disgusting, have no self-control, and you're making your state/province/country/mankind itself/etc look bad.
- Political fanatics, that's great that you take notice in current events and know what's happening around the world, what's not great is when you try to start a fist-fight when you hear someone voted for the other candidate (or you just start screaming your lungs out about how wrong they are because they don't share the same opinion.)
- Bad parents, self explanatory.
Section three + Show Spoiler +
- White trash
- Wiggers ( I don't mean to offend anyone with the phrase but it's the only word I've heard to describe them. Basically white kids who try to dress as "gangster" as possible and have their shorts around their knees and wear backwards hats, etc. )
- Stereotypical black women voice, I'm sorry, I don't mean to sound racist, but the stereotypical "MMMMHMMMMM, YEAH GURL, YOU TELL EM" type voice drives me insane.
- When people touch my food. If you touch my food you essentially killed that food to me, jerk.
- When people eat food off the ground / bare surface of something.
Section four + Show Spoiler +
- Stereotypical girls on Facebook, we all know the kind. The ones with those completely useless spam statuses with "Post here and I'll tell you how much I like you ;D ♥♥♥♥!"
- Red necks, I live in the south and I find "Y'all" and such completely acceptable but some people with too thick of a red neck accent drive me insane.
- When people look over my shoulder while I'm on the computer.
- My family, just being in the same house is irritating.
- Extreme extroverts.
Section five + Show Spoiler +
- Posers, please don't try to teach me your computer skills while you're still using Internet Explorer.
- Stupid people.
- "Hardcore Facebook gamers".
- Disgusting people.
- Parties.
Section six + Show Spoiler +
- Social gatherings of any kind.
- Helpless old people.
- People with bad grammar.
- Narrow minded people.
- People who can't decide on anything.
Section seven + Show Spoiler +
- People who smoke pot because it's cool.
- People who care too much.
- People who get offended too easily.
- Spiders that hide in my bathroom or room.
- Panicking people.
Section eight + Show Spoiler +
- People who don't wash their hands after going to the bathroom.
- Public restrooms.
- Broken locks.
- People trying to talk to you when you don't want to talk to them.
- Bad trolls.
Section nine + Show Spoiler +
- People who believe anything.
- When I don't win a free iPad no matter how many times I've become the 1,000,000 visitor to an add.
- People who think Macs are better than any other kind of computer in absolutely everything regardless of any evidence against it.
- People who blast their music near other people who don't want to listen to it.
- When people set alarm clocks and aren't around to turn them off or take a long time to do so.
Section ten + Show Spoiler +
- People who never bathe or brush their teeth.
- People who get offended when you have different taste. (ex: music, literature, art, etc)
- People who claim you have to do certain things to have a fulfilling life.
- Drug addicts.
- Obnoxious people.
Section eleven + Show Spoiler +- Bad arguers.
- When I'm just a dollar short from buying something I really need / want.
- Nicknames. ( With few exceptions )
- People who "Fall in love" with a new person every week.
- When someone calls me for no reason. Section twelve + Show Spoiler +- People who openly criticize other people for their life style that is perfectly fine just not to the other persons liking.
- Over-protective parents.
- Too strict parents.
- Stupid parents.
- People who talk in the movie theaters. Section thirteen + Show Spoiler +- People who laugh at every other line in a movie.
- People who eat chips near you while you are trying to listen to something.
- When people open a door and then don't close it behind them when they leave. ( Unless they plan on re-entering within 20 seconds. )
- Loud people.
- People who stand in the middle of a walk way and then stop to talk to someone or start walking slowly. Section fourteen + Show Spoiler +
- People with ridiculous amounts of tattoos or piercings.
- People who claim to be photographers when really they are just a 14 year old girl with a $40 camera their mom gave them and they just take pictures of the plants around their house.
- People who try to find meaning in things that don't have underline meanings.
- When the food I really want to eat is one day past it's expired date. I know it's usually still fine to eat but I still hate it.
- People who abuse their power.
Section fifteen + Show Spoiler +
- People who constantly interrupt others.
- When someone waves at the person behind me and I wave back, thus making an awkward moment.
- When someone calls my name in a hall and I turn around and they're talking to a different person with the same name and then later when someone calls my name in a hall I don't turn around and they were talking to me.
- When people can't agree to disagree after arguing for hours.
- When I watch something for hours straight and then during a commercial someone asks what I'm watching and I forget.
Section sixteen + Show Spoiler +
- When people insist I try to eat a certain kind of food because I might like it now.
- When someone takes a sip of my drink.
- When people aren't exactly on time.. If you said you'd call at 8:00pm for example don't call at 7:52 and don't call at 8:31 because you said 8:00pm.. Any time before I might not be prepared, any time after I might just assume you forgot and be caught off-guard.
- Having to sit in a car with someone who is smoking.
- Driving with a back-seat driver who doesn't know how to drive well.
Section seventeen + Show Spoiler +
- When the people at the pickup window at a drive through try to start an "engaging" conversation with you. ( Being on either side of the window would be annoying. )
- Listening to someone complain like it's the end of the world over something small.
- People who claim they have talked to god.
- People who ALWAYS knew things would happen. After they happened.
- People who quote me incorrectly, especially if it's multiple times in a row.
Section eighteen + Show Spoiler +
- When people put empty containers in the fridge.
- When I pour myself a bowl of cereal and then look and there's no damn milk.
- When I check if there's milk in the fridge and then pour myself a bowl of cereal but when I go to grab the milk out of the fridge I learn someone put the empty carton back in the fridge.
- When people expect to be thanked for things you didn't want them to do. ( Especially if you have stated that you specifically DON'T want them to do such things.)
- 1337 5pk34rsz
Section nineteen + Show Spoiler +
- When people say you stole their joke when it's really an extremely old and viral joke that's been around forever.
- People who can't accept responsibility for anything
- Giving speeches
- People who try too hard to be popular and are 100% fake.
- People who self-harm for attention or because they think it's cool.
Section twenty + Show Spoiler +
- When a chair is horribly unbalanced and every time you so much as breath it moves in another direction.
- Having to answer the door and give candy to the little kids on Halloween.
- People who are convinced their friend is always right. "No! you're wrong! my friend says that XXXXX", Well that's nice, but have you ever considered your friend is actually retarded or you're simply misquoting them?
- Being forced to apologize, pretty much for any reason.
- People who think they know EXACTLY how to run the government and feel the need to instead of tell anyone of relative importance explain to me their "genius" ideas on how we should just kill everyone in jail to save money or such. Sorry buddy, but either your ideas suck and/or I don't care about them
I could go on and on but I think I already posted a little too much, heh.. And no, I don't have many friends. Edited to add another 10. you have way too much time on your hands if you can put that much effort in a post about what ginds your gears, that or you live a very depressed life
I live a very agitated life to say the least, lol.
Oh and also I added 20 more things to my seemingly never ending list of annoyances.
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On September 02 2011 12:10 Valestrum wrote:Show nested quote +On August 30 2011 18:31 Buzerio wrote:On August 27 2011 11:29 Valestrum wrote:What grinds my gears? Hmm.. Section one + Show Spoiler +
- Little kids, they are just noisy, destruction, and irritating to me.
- Little kids with mics, every time I hear an immature child scream profanities through his mic on an online game with his squeaky voice I cringe.
- People who sing (and badly at that) through their mics for the whole lobby/group to hear.
- High-fives, please never try to give me a high-five.
- Religious extremists, no, not just suicidal terrorists, I'm talking to you too crazy lady who is constantly preaching god every waking second of her life to anyone and everyone regardless if they actually want to listen to it.
Section two + Show Spoiler +
- Sports fanatics, it's great you love the game, it's great you take pride in your home team, but please don't spend 9 hours every day trying to tell me this over and over.
- Physical contact, I don't want to touch you, go away.
- Obese people, you're disgusting, have no self-control, and you're making your state/province/country/mankind itself/etc look bad.
- Political fanatics, that's great that you take notice in current events and know what's happening around the world, what's not great is when you try to start a fist-fight when you hear someone voted for the other candidate (or you just start screaming your lungs out about how wrong they are because they don't share the same opinion.)
- Bad parents, self explanatory.
Section three + Show Spoiler +
- White trash
- Wiggers ( I don't mean to offend anyone with the phrase but it's the only word I've heard to describe them. Basically white kids who try to dress as "gangster" as possible and have their shorts around their knees and wear backwards hats, etc. )
- Stereotypical black women voice, I'm sorry, I don't mean to sound racist, but the stereotypical "MMMMHMMMMM, YEAH GURL, YOU TELL EM" type voice drives me insane.
- When people touch my food. If you touch my food you essentially killed that food to me, jerk.
- When people eat food off the ground / bare surface of something.
Section four + Show Spoiler +
- Stereotypical girls on Facebook, we all know the kind. The ones with those completely useless spam statuses with "Post here and I'll tell you how much I like you ;D ♥♥♥♥!"
- Red necks, I live in the south and I find "Y'all" and such completely acceptable but some people with too thick of a red neck accent drive me insane.
- When people look over my shoulder while I'm on the computer.
- My family, just being in the same house is irritating.
- Extreme extroverts.
Section five + Show Spoiler +
- Posers, please don't try to teach me your computer skills while you're still using Internet Explorer.
- Stupid people.
- "Hardcore Facebook gamers".
- Disgusting people.
- Parties.
Section six + Show Spoiler +
- Social gatherings of any kind.
- Helpless old people.
- People with bad grammar.
- Narrow minded people.
- People who can't decide on anything.
Section seven + Show Spoiler +
- People who smoke pot because it's cool.
- People who care too much.
- People who get offended too easily.
- Spiders that hide in my bathroom or room.
- Panicking people.
Section eight + Show Spoiler +
- People who don't wash their hands after going to the bathroom.
- Public restrooms.
- Broken locks.
- People trying to talk to you when you don't want to talk to them.
- Bad trolls.
Section nine + Show Spoiler +
- People who believe anything.
- When I don't win a free iPad no matter how many times I've become the 1,000,000 visitor to an add.
- People who think Macs are better than any other kind of computer in absolutely everything regardless of any evidence against it.
- People who blast their music near other people who don't want to listen to it.
- When people set alarm clocks and aren't around to turn them off or take a long time to do so.
Section ten + Show Spoiler +
- People who never bathe or brush their teeth.
- People who get offended when you have different taste. (ex: music, literature, art, etc)
- People who claim you have to do certain things to have a fulfilling life.
- Drug addicts.
- Obnoxious people.
Section eleven + Show Spoiler +- Bad arguers.
- When I'm just a dollar short from buying something I really need / want.
- Nicknames. ( With few exceptions )
- People who "Fall in love" with a new person every week.
- When someone calls me for no reason. Section twelve + Show Spoiler +- People who openly criticize other people for their life style that is perfectly fine just not to the other persons liking.
- Over-protective parents.
- Too strict parents.
- Stupid parents.
- People who talk in the movie theaters. Section thirteen + Show Spoiler +- People who laugh at every other line in a movie.
- People who eat chips near you while you are trying to listen to something.
- When people open a door and then don't close it behind them when they leave. ( Unless they plan on re-entering within 20 seconds. )
- Loud people.
- People who stand in the middle of a walk way and then stop to talk to someone or start walking slowly. Section fourteen + Show Spoiler +
- People with ridiculous amounts of tattoos or piercings.
- People who claim to be photographers when really they are just a 14 year old girl with a $40 camera their mom gave them and they just take pictures of the plants around their house.
- People who try to find meaning in things that don't have underline meanings.
- When the food I really want to eat is one day past it's expired date. I know it's usually still fine to eat but I still hate it.
- People who abuse their power.
Section fifteen + Show Spoiler +
- People who constantly interrupt others.
- When someone waves at the person behind me and I wave back, thus making an awkward moment.
- When someone calls my name in a hall and I turn around and they're talking to a different person with the same name and then later when someone calls my name in a hall I don't turn around and they were talking to me.
- When people can't agree to disagree after arguing for hours.
- When I watch something for hours straight and then during a commercial someone asks what I'm watching and I forget.
Section sixteen + Show Spoiler +
- When people insist I try to eat a certain kind of food because I might like it now.
- When someone takes a sip of my drink.
- When people aren't exactly on time.. If you said you'd call at 8:00pm for example don't call at 7:52 and don't call at 8:31 because you said 8:00pm.. Any time before I might not be prepared, any time after I might just assume you forgot and be caught off-guard.
- Having to sit in a car with someone who is smoking.
- Driving with a back-seat driver who doesn't know how to drive well.
Section seventeen + Show Spoiler +
- When the people at the pickup window at a drive through try to start an "engaging" conversation with you. ( Being on either side of the window would be annoying. )
- Listening to someone complain like it's the end of the world over something small.
- People who claim they have talked to god.
- People who ALWAYS knew things would happen. After they happened.
- People who quote me incorrectly, especially if it's multiple times in a row.
Section eighteen + Show Spoiler +
- When people put empty containers in the fridge.
- When I pour myself a bowl of cereal and then look and there's no damn milk.
- When I check if there's milk in the fridge and then pour myself a bowl of cereal but when I go to grab the milk out of the fridge I learn someone put the empty carton back in the fridge.
- When people expect to be thanked for things you didn't want them to do. ( Especially if you have stated that you specifically DON'T want them to do such things.)
- 1337 5pk34rsz
Section nineteen + Show Spoiler +
- When people say you stole their joke when it's really an extremely old and viral joke that's been around forever.
- People who can't accept responsibility for anything
- Giving speeches
- People who try too hard to be popular and are 100% fake.
- People who self-harm for attention or because they think it's cool.
Section twenty + Show Spoiler +
- When a chair is horribly unbalanced and every time you so much as breath it moves in another direction.
- Having to answer the door and give candy to the little kids on Halloween.
- People who are convinced their friend is always right. "No! you're wrong! my friend says that XXXXX", Well that's nice, but have you ever considered your friend is actually retarded or you're simply misquoting them?
- Being forced to apologize, pretty much for any reason.
- People who think they know EXACTLY how to run the government and feel the need to instead of tell anyone of relative importance explain to me their "genius" ideas on how we should just kill everyone in jail to save money or such. Sorry buddy, but either your ideas suck and/or I don't care about them
I could go on and on but I think I already posted a little too much, heh.. And no, I don't have many friends. Edited to add another 10. you have way too much time on your hands if you can put that much effort in a post about what ginds your gears, that or you live a very depressed life I live a very agitated life to say the least, lol. Oh and also I added 20 more things to my seemingly never ending list of annoyances.
Do you actually like anything?
I'm not kidding, I really can't tell.
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On September 02 2011 12:10 Valestrum wrote:Show nested quote +On August 30 2011 18:31 Buzerio wrote:On August 27 2011 11:29 Valestrum wrote:What grinds my gears? Hmm.. Section one + Show Spoiler +
- Little kids, they are just noisy, destruction, and irritating to me.
- Little kids with mics, every time I hear an immature child scream profanities through his mic on an online game with his squeaky voice I cringe.
- People who sing (and badly at that) through their mics for the whole lobby/group to hear.
- High-fives, please never try to give me a high-five.
- Religious extremists, no, not just suicidal terrorists, I'm talking to you too crazy lady who is constantly preaching god every waking second of her life to anyone and everyone regardless if they actually want to listen to it.
Section two + Show Spoiler +
- Sports fanatics, it's great you love the game, it's great you take pride in your home team, but please don't spend 9 hours every day trying to tell me this over and over.
- Physical contact, I don't want to touch you, go away.
- Obese people, you're disgusting, have no self-control, and you're making your state/province/country/mankind itself/etc look bad.
- Political fanatics, that's great that you take notice in current events and know what's happening around the world, what's not great is when you try to start a fist-fight when you hear someone voted for the other candidate (or you just start screaming your lungs out about how wrong they are because they don't share the same opinion.)
- Bad parents, self explanatory.
Section three + Show Spoiler +
- White trash
- Wiggers ( I don't mean to offend anyone with the phrase but it's the only word I've heard to describe them. Basically white kids who try to dress as "gangster" as possible and have their shorts around their knees and wear backwards hats, etc. )
- Stereotypical black women voice, I'm sorry, I don't mean to sound racist, but the stereotypical "MMMMHMMMMM, YEAH GURL, YOU TELL EM" type voice drives me insane.
- When people touch my food. If you touch my food you essentially killed that food to me, jerk.
- When people eat food off the ground / bare surface of something.
Section four + Show Spoiler +
- Stereotypical girls on Facebook, we all know the kind. The ones with those completely useless spam statuses with "Post here and I'll tell you how much I like you ;D ♥♥♥♥!"
- Red necks, I live in the south and I find "Y'all" and such completely acceptable but some people with too thick of a red neck accent drive me insane.
- When people look over my shoulder while I'm on the computer.
- My family, just being in the same house is irritating.
- Extreme extroverts.
Section five + Show Spoiler +
- Posers, please don't try to teach me your computer skills while you're still using Internet Explorer.
- Stupid people.
- "Hardcore Facebook gamers".
- Disgusting people.
- Parties.
Section six + Show Spoiler +
- Social gatherings of any kind.
- Helpless old people.
- People with bad grammar.
- Narrow minded people.
- People who can't decide on anything.
Section seven + Show Spoiler +
- People who smoke pot because it's cool.
- People who care too much.
- People who get offended too easily.
- Spiders that hide in my bathroom or room.
- Panicking people.
Section eight + Show Spoiler +
- People who don't wash their hands after going to the bathroom.
- Public restrooms.
- Broken locks.
- People trying to talk to you when you don't want to talk to them.
- Bad trolls.
Section nine + Show Spoiler +
- People who believe anything.
- When I don't win a free iPad no matter how many times I've become the 1,000,000 visitor to an add.
- People who think Macs are better than any other kind of computer in absolutely everything regardless of any evidence against it.
- People who blast their music near other people who don't want to listen to it.
- When people set alarm clocks and aren't around to turn them off or take a long time to do so.
Section ten + Show Spoiler +
- People who never bathe or brush their teeth.
- People who get offended when you have different taste. (ex: music, literature, art, etc)
- People who claim you have to do certain things to have a fulfilling life.
- Drug addicts.
- Obnoxious people.
Section eleven + Show Spoiler +- Bad arguers.
- When I'm just a dollar short from buying something I really need / want.
- Nicknames. ( With few exceptions )
- People who "Fall in love" with a new person every week.
- When someone calls me for no reason. Section twelve + Show Spoiler +- People who openly criticize other people for their life style that is perfectly fine just not to the other persons liking.
- Over-protective parents.
- Too strict parents.
- Stupid parents.
- People who talk in the movie theaters. Section thirteen + Show Spoiler +- People who laugh at every other line in a movie.
- People who eat chips near you while you are trying to listen to something.
- When people open a door and then don't close it behind them when they leave. ( Unless they plan on re-entering within 20 seconds. )
- Loud people.
- People who stand in the middle of a walk way and then stop to talk to someone or start walking slowly. Section fourteen + Show Spoiler +
- People with ridiculous amounts of tattoos or piercings.
- People who claim to be photographers when really they are just a 14 year old girl with a $40 camera their mom gave them and they just take pictures of the plants around their house.
- People who try to find meaning in things that don't have underline meanings.
- When the food I really want to eat is one day past it's expired date. I know it's usually still fine to eat but I still hate it.
- People who abuse their power.
Section fifteen + Show Spoiler +
- People who constantly interrupt others.
- When someone waves at the person behind me and I wave back, thus making an awkward moment.
- When someone calls my name in a hall and I turn around and they're talking to a different person with the same name and then later when someone calls my name in a hall I don't turn around and they were talking to me.
- When people can't agree to disagree after arguing for hours.
- When I watch something for hours straight and then during a commercial someone asks what I'm watching and I forget.
Section sixteen + Show Spoiler +
- When people insist I try to eat a certain kind of food because I might like it now.
- When someone takes a sip of my drink.
- When people aren't exactly on time.. If you said you'd call at 8:00pm for example don't call at 7:52 and don't call at 8:31 because you said 8:00pm.. Any time before I might not be prepared, any time after I might just assume you forgot and be caught off-guard.
- Having to sit in a car with someone who is smoking.
- Driving with a back-seat driver who doesn't know how to drive well.
Section seventeen + Show Spoiler +
- When the people at the pickup window at a drive through try to start an "engaging" conversation with you. ( Being on either side of the window would be annoying. )
- Listening to someone complain like it's the end of the world over something small.
- People who claim they have talked to god.
- People who ALWAYS knew things would happen. After they happened.
- People who quote me incorrectly, especially if it's multiple times in a row.
Section eighteen + Show Spoiler +
- When people put empty containers in the fridge.
- When I pour myself a bowl of cereal and then look and there's no damn milk.
- When I check if there's milk in the fridge and then pour myself a bowl of cereal but when I go to grab the milk out of the fridge I learn someone put the empty carton back in the fridge.
- When people expect to be thanked for things you didn't want them to do. ( Especially if you have stated that you specifically DON'T want them to do such things.)
- 1337 5pk34rsz
Section nineteen + Show Spoiler +
- When people say you stole their joke when it's really an extremely old and viral joke that's been around forever.
- People who can't accept responsibility for anything
- Giving speeches
- People who try too hard to be popular and are 100% fake.
- People who self-harm for attention or because they think it's cool.
Section twenty + Show Spoiler +
- When a chair is horribly unbalanced and every time you so much as breath it moves in another direction.
- Having to answer the door and give candy to the little kids on Halloween.
- People who are convinced their friend is always right. "No! you're wrong! my friend says that XXXXX", Well that's nice, but have you ever considered your friend is actually retarded or you're simply misquoting them?
- Being forced to apologize, pretty much for any reason.
- People who think they know EXACTLY how to run the government and feel the need to instead of tell anyone of relative importance explain to me their "genius" ideas on how we should just kill everyone in jail to save money or such. Sorry buddy, but either your ideas suck and/or I don't care about them
I could go on and on but I think I already posted a little too much, heh.. And no, I don't have many friends. Edited to add another 10. you have way too much time on your hands if you can put that much effort in a post about what ginds your gears, that or you live a very depressed life I live a very agitated life to say the least, lol. Oh and also I added 20 more things to my seemingly never ending list of annoyances.
Maybe you'll cheer up once you move out of your parents house =\. If not you can move into that secluded cave in the woods you've been eying.
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On September 02 2011 12:30 DminusTerran wrote:Show nested quote +On September 02 2011 12:10 Valestrum wrote:On August 30 2011 18:31 Buzerio wrote:On August 27 2011 11:29 Valestrum wrote:What grinds my gears? Hmm.. Section one + Show Spoiler +
- Little kids, they are just noisy, destruction, and irritating to me.
- Little kids with mics, every time I hear an immature child scream profanities through his mic on an online game with his squeaky voice I cringe.
- People who sing (and badly at that) through their mics for the whole lobby/group to hear.
- High-fives, please never try to give me a high-five.
- Religious extremists, no, not just suicidal terrorists, I'm talking to you too crazy lady who is constantly preaching god every waking second of her life to anyone and everyone regardless if they actually want to listen to it.
Section two + Show Spoiler +
- Sports fanatics, it's great you love the game, it's great you take pride in your home team, but please don't spend 9 hours every day trying to tell me this over and over.
- Physical contact, I don't want to touch you, go away.
- Obese people, you're disgusting, have no self-control, and you're making your state/province/country/mankind itself/etc look bad.
- Political fanatics, that's great that you take notice in current events and know what's happening around the world, what's not great is when you try to start a fist-fight when you hear someone voted for the other candidate (or you just start screaming your lungs out about how wrong they are because they don't share the same opinion.)
- Bad parents, self explanatory.
Section three + Show Spoiler +
- White trash
- Wiggers ( I don't mean to offend anyone with the phrase but it's the only word I've heard to describe them. Basically white kids who try to dress as "gangster" as possible and have their shorts around their knees and wear backwards hats, etc. )
- Stereotypical black women voice, I'm sorry, I don't mean to sound racist, but the stereotypical "MMMMHMMMMM, YEAH GURL, YOU TELL EM" type voice drives me insane.
- When people touch my food. If you touch my food you essentially killed that food to me, jerk.
- When people eat food off the ground / bare surface of something.
Section four + Show Spoiler +
- Stereotypical girls on Facebook, we all know the kind. The ones with those completely useless spam statuses with "Post here and I'll tell you how much I like you ;D ♥♥♥♥!"
- Red necks, I live in the south and I find "Y'all" and such completely acceptable but some people with too thick of a red neck accent drive me insane.
- When people look over my shoulder while I'm on the computer.
- My family, just being in the same house is irritating.
- Extreme extroverts.
Section five + Show Spoiler +
- Posers, please don't try to teach me your computer skills while you're still using Internet Explorer.
- Stupid people.
- "Hardcore Facebook gamers".
- Disgusting people.
- Parties.
Section six + Show Spoiler +
- Social gatherings of any kind.
- Helpless old people.
- People with bad grammar.
- Narrow minded people.
- People who can't decide on anything.
Section seven + Show Spoiler +
- People who smoke pot because it's cool.
- People who care too much.
- People who get offended too easily.
- Spiders that hide in my bathroom or room.
- Panicking people.
Section eight + Show Spoiler +
- People who don't wash their hands after going to the bathroom.
- Public restrooms.
- Broken locks.
- People trying to talk to you when you don't want to talk to them.
- Bad trolls.
Section nine + Show Spoiler +
- People who believe anything.
- When I don't win a free iPad no matter how many times I've become the 1,000,000 visitor to an add.
- People who think Macs are better than any other kind of computer in absolutely everything regardless of any evidence against it.
- People who blast their music near other people who don't want to listen to it.
- When people set alarm clocks and aren't around to turn them off or take a long time to do so.
Section ten + Show Spoiler +
- People who never bathe or brush their teeth.
- People who get offended when you have different taste. (ex: music, literature, art, etc)
- People who claim you have to do certain things to have a fulfilling life.
- Drug addicts.
- Obnoxious people.
Section eleven + Show Spoiler +- Bad arguers.
- When I'm just a dollar short from buying something I really need / want.
- Nicknames. ( With few exceptions )
- People who "Fall in love" with a new person every week.
- When someone calls me for no reason. Section twelve + Show Spoiler +- People who openly criticize other people for their life style that is perfectly fine just not to the other persons liking.
- Over-protective parents.
- Too strict parents.
- Stupid parents.
- People who talk in the movie theaters. Section thirteen + Show Spoiler +- People who laugh at every other line in a movie.
- People who eat chips near you while you are trying to listen to something.
- When people open a door and then don't close it behind them when they leave. ( Unless they plan on re-entering within 20 seconds. )
- Loud people.
- People who stand in the middle of a walk way and then stop to talk to someone or start walking slowly. Section fourteen + Show Spoiler +
- People with ridiculous amounts of tattoos or piercings.
- People who claim to be photographers when really they are just a 14 year old girl with a $40 camera their mom gave them and they just take pictures of the plants around their house.
- People who try to find meaning in things that don't have underline meanings.
- When the food I really want to eat is one day past it's expired date. I know it's usually still fine to eat but I still hate it.
- People who abuse their power.
Section fifteen + Show Spoiler +
- People who constantly interrupt others.
- When someone waves at the person behind me and I wave back, thus making an awkward moment.
- When someone calls my name in a hall and I turn around and they're talking to a different person with the same name and then later when someone calls my name in a hall I don't turn around and they were talking to me.
- When people can't agree to disagree after arguing for hours.
- When I watch something for hours straight and then during a commercial someone asks what I'm watching and I forget.
Section sixteen + Show Spoiler +
- When people insist I try to eat a certain kind of food because I might like it now.
- When someone takes a sip of my drink.
- When people aren't exactly on time.. If you said you'd call at 8:00pm for example don't call at 7:52 and don't call at 8:31 because you said 8:00pm.. Any time before I might not be prepared, any time after I might just assume you forgot and be caught off-guard.
- Having to sit in a car with someone who is smoking.
- Driving with a back-seat driver who doesn't know how to drive well.
Section seventeen + Show Spoiler +
- When the people at the pickup window at a drive through try to start an "engaging" conversation with you. ( Being on either side of the window would be annoying. )
- Listening to someone complain like it's the end of the world over something small.
- People who claim they have talked to god.
- People who ALWAYS knew things would happen. After they happened.
- People who quote me incorrectly, especially if it's multiple times in a row.
Section eighteen + Show Spoiler +
- When people put empty containers in the fridge.
- When I pour myself a bowl of cereal and then look and there's no damn milk.
- When I check if there's milk in the fridge and then pour myself a bowl of cereal but when I go to grab the milk out of the fridge I learn someone put the empty carton back in the fridge.
- When people expect to be thanked for things you didn't want them to do. ( Especially if you have stated that you specifically DON'T want them to do such things.)
- 1337 5pk34rsz
Section nineteen + Show Spoiler +
- When people say you stole their joke when it's really an extremely old and viral joke that's been around forever.
- People who can't accept responsibility for anything
- Giving speeches
- People who try too hard to be popular and are 100% fake.
- People who self-harm for attention or because they think it's cool.
Section twenty + Show Spoiler +
- When a chair is horribly unbalanced and every time you so much as breath it moves in another direction.
- Having to answer the door and give candy to the little kids on Halloween.
- People who are convinced their friend is always right. "No! you're wrong! my friend says that XXXXX", Well that's nice, but have you ever considered your friend is actually retarded or you're simply misquoting them?
- Being forced to apologize, pretty much for any reason.
- People who think they know EXACTLY how to run the government and feel the need to instead of tell anyone of relative importance explain to me their "genius" ideas on how we should just kill everyone in jail to save money or such. Sorry buddy, but either your ideas suck and/or I don't care about them
I could go on and on but I think I already posted a little too much, heh.. And no, I don't have many friends. Edited to add another 10. you have way too much time on your hands if you can put that much effort in a post about what ginds your gears, that or you live a very depressed life I live a very agitated life to say the least, lol. Oh and also I added 20 more things to my seemingly never ending list of annoyances. Maybe you'll cheer up once you move out of your parents house =\. If not you can move into that secluded cave in the woods you've been eying.
@ Chargelot, yes, I just have A LOT of stuff I dislike as well. .. A lot.
And that secluded cave in the woods does look pretty classy, but I think if I moved into a cave people who automatically label me as a troll on forums.
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Skinny people describing themselves as fat to a fat person.
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On August 27 2011 11:29 Valestrum wrote:What grinds my gears? Hmm.. Section one + Show Spoiler +
- Little kids, they are just noisy, destruction, and irritating to me.
- Little kids with mics, every time I hear an immature child scream profanities through his mic on an online game with his squeaky voice I cringe.
- People who sing (and badly at that) through their mics for the whole lobby/group to hear.
- High-fives, please never try to give me a high-five.
- Religious extremists, no, not just suicidal terrorists, I'm talking to you too crazy lady who is constantly preaching god every waking second of her life to anyone and everyone regardless if they actually want to listen to it.
Section two + Show Spoiler +
- Sports fanatics, it's great you love the game, it's great you take pride in your home team, but please don't spend 9 hours every day trying to tell me this over and over.
- Physical contact, I don't want to touch you, go away.
- Obese people, you're disgusting, have no self-control, and you're making your state/province/country/mankind itself/etc look bad.
- Political fanatics, that's great that you take notice in current events and know what's happening around the world, what's not great is when you try to start a fist-fight when you hear someone voted for the other candidate (or you just start screaming your lungs out about how wrong they are because they don't share the same opinion.)
- Bad parents, self explanatory.
Section three + Show Spoiler +
- White trash
- Wiggers ( I don't mean to offend anyone with the phrase but it's the only word I've heard to describe them. Basically white kids who try to dress as "gangster" as possible and have their shorts around their knees and wear backwards hats, etc. )
- Stereotypical black women voice, I'm sorry, I don't mean to sound racist, but the stereotypical "MMMMHMMMMM, YEAH GURL, YOU TELL EM" type voice drives me insane.
- When people touch my food. If you touch my food you essentially killed that food to me, jerk.
- When people eat food off the ground / bare surface of something.
Section four + Show Spoiler +
- Stereotypical girls on Facebook, we all know the kind. The ones with those completely useless spam statuses with "Post here and I'll tell you how much I like you ;D ♥♥♥♥!"
- Red necks, I live in the south and I find "Y'all" and such completely acceptable but some people with too thick of a red neck accent drive me insane.
- When people look over my shoulder while I'm on the computer.
- My family, just being in the same house is irritating.
- Extreme extroverts.
Section five + Show Spoiler +
- Posers, please don't try to teach me your computer skills while you're still using Internet Explorer.
- Stupid people.
- "Hardcore Facebook gamers".
- Disgusting people.
- Parties.
Section six + Show Spoiler +
- Social gatherings of any kind.
- Helpless old people.
- People with bad grammar.
- Narrow minded people.
- People who can't decide on anything.
Section seven + Show Spoiler +
- People who smoke pot because it's cool.
- People who care too much.
- People who get offended too easily.
- Spiders that hide in my bathroom or room.
- Panicking people.
Section eight + Show Spoiler +
- People who don't wash their hands after going to the bathroom.
- Public restrooms.
- Broken locks.
- People trying to talk to you when you don't want to talk to them.
- Bad trolls.
Section nine + Show Spoiler +
- People who believe anything.
- When I don't win a free iPad no matter how many times I've become the 1,000,000 visitor to an add.
- People who think Macs are better than any other kind of computer in absolutely everything regardless of any evidence against it.
- People who blast their music near other people who don't want to listen to it.
- When people set alarm clocks and aren't around to turn them off or take a long time to do so.
Section ten + Show Spoiler +
- People who never bathe or brush their teeth.
- People who get offended when you have different taste. (ex: music, literature, art, etc)
- People who claim you have to do certain things to have a fulfilling life.
- Drug addicts.
- Obnoxious people.
Section eleven + Show Spoiler +- Bad arguers.
- When I'm just a dollar short from buying something I really need / want.
- Nicknames. ( With few exceptions )
- People who "Fall in love" with a new person every week.
- When someone calls me for no reason. Section twelve + Show Spoiler +- People who openly criticize other people for their life style that is perfectly fine just not to the other persons liking.
- Over-protective parents.
- Too strict parents.
- Stupid parents.
- People who talk in the movie theaters. Section thirteen + Show Spoiler +- People who laugh at every other line in a movie.
- People who eat chips near you while you are trying to listen to something.
- When people open a door and then don't close it behind them when they leave. ( Unless they plan on re-entering within 20 seconds. )
- Loud people.
- People who stand in the middle of a walk way and then stop to talk to someone or start walking slowly. Section fourteen + Show Spoiler +
- People with ridiculous amounts of tattoos or piercings.
- People who claim to be photographers when really they are just a 14 year old girl with a $40 camera their mom gave them and they just take pictures of the plants around their house.
- People who try to find meaning in things that don't have underline meanings.
- When the food I really want to eat is one day past it's expired date. I know it's usually still fine to eat but I still hate it.
- People who abuse their power.
Section fifteen + Show Spoiler +
- People who constantly interrupt others.
- When someone waves at the person behind me and I wave back, thus making an awkward moment.
- When someone calls my name in a hall and I turn around and they're talking to a different person with the same name and then later when someone calls my name in a hall I don't turn around and they were talking to me.
- When people can't agree to disagree after arguing for hours.
- When I watch something for hours straight and then during a commercial someone asks what I'm watching and I forget.
Section sixteen + Show Spoiler +
- When people insist I try to eat a certain kind of food because I might like it now.
- When someone takes a sip of my drink.
- When people aren't exactly on time.. If you said you'd call at 8:00pm for example don't call at 7:52 and don't call at 8:31 because you said 8:00pm.. Any time before I might not be prepared, any time after I might just assume you forgot and be caught off-guard.
- Having to sit in a car with someone who is smoking.
- Driving with a back-seat driver who doesn't know how to drive well.
Section seventeen + Show Spoiler +
- When the people at the pickup window at a drive through try to start an "engaging" conversation with you. ( Being on either side of the window would be annoying. )
- Listening to someone complain like it's the end of the world over something small.
- People who claim they have talked to god.
- People who ALWAYS knew things would happen. After they happened.
- People who quote me incorrectly, especially if it's multiple times in a row.
Section eighteen + Show Spoiler +
- When people put empty containers in the fridge.
- When I pour myself a bowl of cereal and then look and there's no damn milk.
- When I check if there's milk in the fridge and then pour myself a bowl of cereal but when I go to grab the milk out of the fridge I learn someone put the empty carton back in the fridge.
- When people expect to be thanked for things you didn't want them to do. ( Especially if you have stated that you specifically DON'T want them to do such things.)
- 1337 5pk34rsz
Section nineteen + Show Spoiler +
- When people say you stole their joke when it's really an extremely old and viral joke that's been around forever.
- People who can't accept responsibility for anything
- Giving speeches
- People who try too hard to be popular and are 100% fake.
- People who self-harm for attention or because they think it's cool.
Section twenty + Show Spoiler +
- When a chair is horribly unbalanced and every time you so much as breath it moves in another direction.
- Having to answer the door and give candy to the little kids on Halloween.
- People who are convinced their friend is always right. "No! you're wrong! my friend says that XXXXX", Well that's nice, but have you ever considered your friend is actually retarded or you're simply misquoting them?
- Being forced to apologize, pretty much for any reason.
- People who think they know EXACTLY how to run the government and feel the need to instead of tell anyone of relative importance explain to me their "genius" ideas on how we should just kill everyone in jail to save money or such. Sorry buddy, but either your ideas suck and/or I don't care about them
I could go on and on but I think I already posted a little too much, heh.. And no, I don't have many friends. Edited to add another 10. Edited to add another 20.
Epic post. I agree with a lot of these.
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When the toaster malfunctions and burns your bread. I hope you burn in questionably existing hell malfunctioning toaster.
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being a hipster, and the fact that i hate being a hipster. and the cycle never ends. -_-
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Kids who are like 14 or 15 and smoke to act cool. you arent and i wouldnt mind if you die from it.
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ethical subjectivism grind the shit out of my gears.
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On September 03 2011 06:59 Laerties wrote:
ethical subjectivism grind the shit out of my gears.
the types of people that use phrases like "ethical subjectivism"
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On September 03 2011 07:03 Gatsbi wrote:Show nested quote +On September 03 2011 06:59 Laerties wrote:
ethical subjectivism grind the shit out of my gears. the types of people that use phrases like "ethical subjectivism"
The types of people who criticize the phrasing "ethical subjectivism" +1
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American drinking laws. Coming on a family holiday to the states with my parents and ive been made to feel about 12 years old by every damn waiter in every single restaraunt we've been to. At my age I could be legally married with a 4 year old child by your laws and you still wont let me share the wine that my parents order at dinner? Dumb.
Edit for 1 more:
When people say "manner" or "mannered". For God's sake learn that it doesnt mean anything unless you attatch ANOTHER word to it! To say a guy is mannered is to say nothing more than he behaves in a manner that you havnt explained, not that he is a good polite person. He could be a massive dick because you havnt told me anything to the contrary! You mean "well mannered" or "good mannered" or "he behaves in pleasent manner". RARRRGHHHH!!!!!!!!
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When people all of a sudden require my attention when I'm laddering, this happens almost everyday without fail. I don't talk to anyone all day long and I sit down and find a match then get 2/3 skype calls, people walking in my room, or my gf suddenly needs me.
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On August 27 2011 11:29 Valestrum wrote:+ Show Spoiler +What grinds my gears? Hmm.. Section one + Show Spoiler +
- Little kids, they are just noisy, destruction, and irritating to me.
- Little kids with mics, every time I hear an immature child scream profanities through his mic on an online game with his squeaky voice I cringe.
- People who sing (and badly at that) through their mics for the whole lobby/group to hear.
- Religious extremists, no, not just suicidal terrorists, I'm talking to you too crazy lady who is constantly preaching god every waking second of her life to anyone and everyone regardless if they actually want to listen to it.
Section two + Show Spoiler +
- Sports fanatics, it's great you love the game, it's great you take pride in your home team, but please don't spend 9 hours every day trying to tell me this over and over.
- Physical contact, I don't want to touch you, go away.
- Obese people, you're disgusting, have no self-control, and you're making your state/province/country/mankind itself/etc look bad.
- Political fanatics, that's great that you take notice in current events and know what's happening around the world, what's not great is when you try to start a fist-fight when you hear someone voted for the other candidate (or you just start screaming your lungs out about how wrong they are because they don't share the same opinion.)
- Bad parents, self explanatory.
Section three + Show Spoiler +
- White trash
- Wiggers ( I don't mean to offend anyone with the phrase but it's the only word I've heard to describe them. Basically white kids who try to dress as "gangster" as possible and have their shorts around their knees and wear backwards hats, etc. )
- Stereotypical black women voice, I'm sorry, I don't mean to sound racist, but the stereotypical "MMMMHMMMMM, YEAH GURL, YOU TELL EM" type voice drives me insane.
- When people touch my food. If you touch my food you essentially killed that food to me, jerk.
- When people eat food off the ground / bare surface of something.
Section four + Show Spoiler +
- Stereotypical girls on Facebook, we all know the kind. The ones with those completely useless spam statuses with "Post here and I'll tell you how much I like you ;D ♥♥♥♥!"
- Red necks, I live in the south and I find "Y'all" and such completely acceptable but some people with too thick of a red neck accent drive me insane.
- When people look over my shoulder while I'm on the computer.
- My family, just being in the same house is irritating.
- Extreme extroverts.
Section five + Show Spoiler +
- Posers, please don't try to teach me your computer skills while you're still using Internet Explorer.
- Stupid people.
- "Hardcore Facebook gamers".
- Disgusting people.
- Parties.
Section six + Show Spoiler +
- Social gatherings of any kind.
- Helpless old people.
- People with bad grammar.
- Narrow minded people.
- People who can't decide on anything.
Section seven + Show Spoiler +
- People who smoke pot because it's cool.
- People who care too much.
- People who get offended too easily.
- Spiders that hide in my bathroom or room.
- Panicking people.
Section eight + Show Spoiler +
- People who don't wash their hands after going to the bathroom.
- Public restrooms.
- Broken locks.
- People trying to talk to you when you don't want to talk to them.
- Bad trolls.
Section nine + Show Spoiler +
- People who believe anything.
- When I don't win a free iPad no matter how many times I've become the 1,000,000 visitor to an add.
- People who think Macs are better than any other kind of computer in absolutely everything regardless of any evidence against it.
- People who blast their music near other people who don't want to listen to it.
- When people set alarm clocks and aren't around to turn them off or take a long time to do so.
Section ten + Show Spoiler +
- People who never bathe or brush their teeth.
- People who get offended when you have different taste. (ex: music, literature, art, etc)
- People who claim you have to do certain things to have a fulfilling life.
- Drug addicts.
- Obnoxious people.
Section eleven + Show Spoiler +- Bad arguers.
- When I'm just a dollar short from buying something I really need / want.
- Nicknames. ( With few exceptions )
- People who "Fall in love" with a new person every week.
- When someone calls me for no reason. Section twelve + Show Spoiler +- People who openly criticize other people for their life style that is perfectly fine just not to the other persons liking.
- Over-protective parents.
- Too strict parents.
- Stupid parents.
- People who talk in the movie theaters. Section thirteen + Show Spoiler +- People who laugh at every other line in a movie.
- People who eat chips near you while you are trying to listen to something.
- When people open a door and then don't close it behind them when they leave. ( Unless they plan on re-entering within 20 seconds. )
- Loud people.
- People who stand in the middle of a walk way and then stop to talk to someone or start walking slowly. Section fourteen + Show Spoiler +
- People with ridiculous amounts of tattoos or piercings.
- People who claim to be photographers when really they are just a 14 year old girl with a $40 camera their mom gave them and they just take pictures of the plants around their house.
- People who try to find meaning in things that don't have underline meanings.
- When the food I really want to eat is one day past it's expired date. I know it's usually still fine to eat but I still hate it.
- People who abuse their power.
Section fifteen + Show Spoiler +
- People who constantly interrupt others.
- When someone waves at the person behind me and I wave back, thus making an awkward moment.
- When someone calls my name in a hall and I turn around and they're talking to a different person with the same name and then later when someone calls my name in a hall I don't turn around and they were talking to me.
- When people can't agree to disagree after arguing for hours.
- When I watch something for hours straight and then during a commercial someone asks what I'm watching and I forget.
Section sixteen + Show Spoiler +
- When people insist I try to eat a certain kind of food because I might like it now.
- When someone takes a sip of my drink.
- When people aren't exactly on time.. If you said you'd call at 8:00pm for example don't call at 7:52 and don't call at 8:31 because you said 8:00pm.. Any time before I might not be prepared, any time after I might just assume you forgot and be caught off-guard.
- Having to sit in a car with someone who is smoking.
- Driving with a back-seat driver who doesn't know how to drive well.
Section seventeen + Show Spoiler +
- When the people at the pickup window at a drive through try to start an "engaging" conversation with you. ( Being on either side of the window would be annoying. )
- Listening to someone complain like it's the end of the world over something small.
- People who claim they have talked to god.
- People who ALWAYS knew things would happen. After they happened.
- People who quote me incorrectly, especially if it's multiple times in a row.
Section eighteen + Show Spoiler +
- When people put empty containers in the fridge.
- When I pour myself a bowl of cereal and then look and there's no damn milk.
- When I check if there's milk in the fridge and then pour myself a bowl of cereal but when I go to grab the milk out of the fridge I learn someone put the empty carton back in the fridge.
- When people expect to be thanked for things you didn't want them to do. ( Especially if you have stated that you specifically DON'T want them to do such things.)
- 1337 5pk34rsz
Section nineteen + Show Spoiler +
- When people say you stole their joke when it's really an extremely old and viral joke that's been around forever.
- People who can't accept responsibility for anything
- Giving speeches
- People who try too hard to be popular and are 100% fake.
- People who self-harm for attention or because they think it's cool.
Section twenty + Show Spoiler +
- When a chair is horribly unbalanced and every time you so much as breath it moves in another direction.
- Having to answer the door and give candy to the little kids on Halloween.
- People who are convinced their friend is always right. "No! you're wrong! my friend says that XXXXX", Well that's nice, but have you ever considered your friend is actually retarded or you're simply misquoting them?
- Being forced to apologize, pretty much for any reason.
- People who think they know EXACTLY how to run the government and feel the need to instead of tell anyone of relative importance explain to me their "genius" ideas on how we should just kill everyone in jail to save money or such. Sorry buddy, but either your ideas suck and/or I don't care about them
I could go on and on but I think I already posted a little too much, heh.. And no, I don't have many friends. Edited to add another 10.
Some of these are justifiable, but some are so hilariously retarded that I feel compelled to call you out over the internet:
- High-fives, please never try to give me a high-five.
hm, no explanation given. High-fives are one of the universal gestures of awesome. So you hate being awesome?
- Parties.
- Social gatherings of any kind.
Uh oh, did someone call the fun police?
- People who care too much.
what the hell does this even mean?
- People who get offended too easily.
judging from this list, you're pretty much prone to being offended by anyone, anywhere, at any time. Try and tone down the hypocrisy please.
- When the food I really want to eat is one day past it's expired date. I know it's usually still fine to eat but I still hate it.
- When someone waves at the person behind me and I wave back, thus making an awkward moment.
- When someone calls my name in a hall and I turn around and they're talking to a different person with the same name and then later when someone calls my name in a hall I don't turn around and they were talking to me.
- When I pour myself a bowl of cereal and then look and there's no damn milk.
Haha, sounds like you got a pretty serious case of First World Problems as well.
How the hell are you ever going to be happy if you let shit like eating chips, public bathrooms, and high fives annoy the hell out of you?
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On September 03 2011 07:19 BlasiuS wrote:Show nested quote +On August 27 2011 11:29 Valestrum wrote:+ Show Spoiler +What grinds my gears? Hmm.. Section one + Show Spoiler +
- Little kids, they are just noisy, destruction, and irritating to me.
- Little kids with mics, every time I hear an immature child scream profanities through his mic on an online game with his squeaky voice I cringe.
- People who sing (and badly at that) through their mics for the whole lobby/group to hear.
- Religious extremists, no, not just suicidal terrorists, I'm talking to you too crazy lady who is constantly preaching god every waking second of her life to anyone and everyone regardless if they actually want to listen to it.
Section two + Show Spoiler +
- Sports fanatics, it's great you love the game, it's great you take pride in your home team, but please don't spend 9 hours every day trying to tell me this over and over.
- Physical contact, I don't want to touch you, go away.
- Obese people, you're disgusting, have no self-control, and you're making your state/province/country/mankind itself/etc look bad.
- Political fanatics, that's great that you take notice in current events and know what's happening around the world, what's not great is when you try to start a fist-fight when you hear someone voted for the other candidate (or you just start screaming your lungs out about how wrong they are because they don't share the same opinion.)
- Bad parents, self explanatory.
Section three + Show Spoiler +
- White trash
- Wiggers ( I don't mean to offend anyone with the phrase but it's the only word I've heard to describe them. Basically white kids who try to dress as "gangster" as possible and have their shorts around their knees and wear backwards hats, etc. )
- Stereotypical black women voice, I'm sorry, I don't mean to sound racist, but the stereotypical "MMMMHMMMMM, YEAH GURL, YOU TELL EM" type voice drives me insane.
- When people touch my food. If you touch my food you essentially killed that food to me, jerk.
- When people eat food off the ground / bare surface of something.
Section four + Show Spoiler +
- Stereotypical girls on Facebook, we all know the kind. The ones with those completely useless spam statuses with "Post here and I'll tell you how much I like you ;D ♥♥♥♥!"
- Red necks, I live in the south and I find "Y'all" and such completely acceptable but some people with too thick of a red neck accent drive me insane.
- When people look over my shoulder while I'm on the computer.
- My family, just being in the same house is irritating.
- Extreme extroverts.
Section five + Show Spoiler +
- Posers, please don't try to teach me your computer skills while you're still using Internet Explorer.
- Stupid people.
- "Hardcore Facebook gamers".
- Disgusting people.
- Parties.
Section six + Show Spoiler +
- Social gatherings of any kind.
- Helpless old people.
- People with bad grammar.
- Narrow minded people.
- People who can't decide on anything.
Section seven + Show Spoiler +
- People who smoke pot because it's cool.
- People who care too much.
- People who get offended too easily.
- Spiders that hide in my bathroom or room.
- Panicking people.
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- People who don't wash their hands after going to the bathroom.
- Public restrooms.
- Broken locks.
- People trying to talk to you when you don't want to talk to them.
- Bad trolls.
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- People who believe anything.
- When I don't win a free iPad no matter how many times I've become the 1,000,000 visitor to an add.
- People who think Macs are better than any other kind of computer in absolutely everything regardless of any evidence against it.
- People who blast their music near other people who don't want to listen to it.
- When people set alarm clocks and aren't around to turn them off or take a long time to do so.
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- People who never bathe or brush their teeth.
- People who get offended when you have different taste. (ex: music, literature, art, etc)
- People who claim you have to do certain things to have a fulfilling life.
- Drug addicts.
- Obnoxious people.
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- When I'm just a dollar short from buying something I really need / want.
- Nicknames. ( With few exceptions )
- People who "Fall in love" with a new person every week.
- When someone calls me for no reason. Section twelve + Show Spoiler +- People who openly criticize other people for their life style that is perfectly fine just not to the other persons liking.
- Over-protective parents.
- Too strict parents.
- Stupid parents.
- People who talk in the movie theaters. Section thirteen + Show Spoiler +- People who laugh at every other line in a movie.
- People who eat chips near you while you are trying to listen to something.
- When people open a door and then don't close it behind them when they leave. ( Unless they plan on re-entering within 20 seconds. )
- Loud people.
- People who stand in the middle of a walk way and then stop to talk to someone or start walking slowly. Section fourteen + Show Spoiler +
- People with ridiculous amounts of tattoos or piercings.
- People who claim to be photographers when really they are just a 14 year old girl with a $40 camera their mom gave them and they just take pictures of the plants around their house.
- People who try to find meaning in things that don't have underline meanings.
- When the food I really want to eat is one day past it's expired date. I know it's usually still fine to eat but I still hate it.
- People who abuse their power.
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- People who constantly interrupt others.
- When someone waves at the person behind me and I wave back, thus making an awkward moment.
- When someone calls my name in a hall and I turn around and they're talking to a different person with the same name and then later when someone calls my name in a hall I don't turn around and they were talking to me.
- When people can't agree to disagree after arguing for hours.
- When I watch something for hours straight and then during a commercial someone asks what I'm watching and I forget.
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- When people insist I try to eat a certain kind of food because I might like it now.
- When someone takes a sip of my drink.
- When people aren't exactly on time.. If you said you'd call at 8:00pm for example don't call at 7:52 and don't call at 8:31 because you said 8:00pm.. Any time before I might not be prepared, any time after I might just assume you forgot and be caught off-guard.
- Having to sit in a car with someone who is smoking.
- Driving with a back-seat driver who doesn't know how to drive well.
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- When the people at the pickup window at a drive through try to start an "engaging" conversation with you. ( Being on either side of the window would be annoying. )
- Listening to someone complain like it's the end of the world over something small.
- People who claim they have talked to god.
- People who ALWAYS knew things would happen. After they happened.
- People who quote me incorrectly, especially if it's multiple times in a row.
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- When people put empty containers in the fridge.
- When I pour myself a bowl of cereal and then look and there's no damn milk.
- When I check if there's milk in the fridge and then pour myself a bowl of cereal but when I go to grab the milk out of the fridge I learn someone put the empty carton back in the fridge.
- When people expect to be thanked for things you didn't want them to do. ( Especially if you have stated that you specifically DON'T want them to do such things.)
- 1337 5pk34rsz
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- When people say you stole their joke when it's really an extremely old and viral joke that's been around forever.
- People who can't accept responsibility for anything
- Giving speeches
- People who try too hard to be popular and are 100% fake.
- People who self-harm for attention or because they think it's cool.
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- When a chair is horribly unbalanced and every time you so much as breath it moves in another direction.
- Having to answer the door and give candy to the little kids on Halloween.
- People who are convinced their friend is always right. "No! you're wrong! my friend says that XXXXX", Well that's nice, but have you ever considered your friend is actually retarded or you're simply misquoting them?
- Being forced to apologize, pretty much for any reason.
- People who think they know EXACTLY how to run the government and feel the need to instead of tell anyone of relative importance explain to me their "genius" ideas on how we should just kill everyone in jail to save money or such. Sorry buddy, but either your ideas suck and/or I don't care about them
I could go on and on but I think I already posted a little too much, heh.. And no, I don't have many friends. Edited to add another 10. Some of these are justifiable, but some are so hilariously retarded that I feel compelled to call you out over the internet: hm, no explanation given. High-fives are one of the universal gestures of awesome. So you hate being awesome? Uh oh, did someone call the fun police? what the hell does this even mean? judging from this list, you're pretty much prone to being offended by anyone, anywhere, at any time. Try and tone down the hypocrisy please. Show nested quote +
- When the food I really want to eat is one day past it's expired date. I know it's usually still fine to eat but I still hate it.
- When someone waves at the person behind me and I wave back, thus making an awkward moment.
- When someone calls my name in a hall and I turn around and they're talking to a different person with the same name and then later when someone calls my name in a hall I don't turn around and they were talking to me.
- When I pour myself a bowl of cereal and then look and there's no damn milk.
Haha, sounds like you got a pretty serious case of First World Problems as well. How the hell are you ever going to be happy if you let shit like eating chips, public bathrooms, and high fives annoy the hell out of you?
I'm with this dude....how the hell do you make it through each day with so much damned HATE.
And also, I smoke pot cause its AWESOME, and makes several things I would have to take medication no longer a problem. Do you hate me?
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People who cannot look at a religious discussion with objectivity, much the same way you might argue whether peanut butter or jam (or even jelly) is better. From both sides.
There's the Atheist un-objective view where anything at all that even smells like "religion" is terrible, and people should avoid it and stop talking about it because they don't believe in any of that stupid shit and anyone who does is absolutely wrong about EVERYTHING.
Then there's the religious un-objective view, where they are absolutely right all the time and nobody else who has ever said the words "there is no (insert your favourite spiritual leader here)" is completely wrong about EVERYTHING.
Neither extremist has the ability to have a civil argument, with the potential for their opponent's voice to actually be correct in any situation.
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I think my new biggest thing is any teenager today. I have this guy in my class and yesterday he texted me "i hat u" God I fucking hate that sort of shit so fucking much. First of all, h8 makes more since and it less to text. Second, what the hell is so wrong about using semi-proper English while texting.
Other than that, any teenagers who think they are the fucking shit. They walk around everywhere like the own the whole fucking thing. They are so shallow and flat that whenever they are together they just stare around and text other people. And then they have the nerve to say I'm a nerd because I like to play SC2 and LoL. What's even worse is that the people who say that are the biggest fucking losers who think they are amazing just because they listen to popular music(which that is a whole other post). They are fucking losers who make shit grades and are as intellectual as a piece of shit. I, on the other hand, have a 4.0 GPA, am 6'6", confident, am not a cookie cutter teenager, and am very sociable. I don't like sounding super arrogant like that but sometimes it is necessary.
TL;DR I hate everything about the American youth.
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