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We are extremely close to shutting down this thread for the same reasons the PUA thread was shut down. While some of the time this thread contains actual discussion with people asking help and people giving nice advice, it often gets derailed by rubbish that should not be here. The moderation team will be trying to steer this thread in a different direction from now on.

Posts of the following nature are banned:
1) ANYTHING regarding PUA. If your post contains the words 'alpha' or 'beta' or anything of that sort please don't hit post.
2) Stupid brags. You can tell us about your nice success stories with someone, but posts such as 'lol 50 Tinder matches' are a no-no.
3) Any misogynistic bullshit, including discussion about rape culture.
4) One night stands and random sex. These are basically brags that invariably devolve into gender role discussions and misogynistic comments.

Last chance, guys. This thread is for dating advice and sharing dating stories. While gender roles, sociocultural norms, and our biological imperative to reproduce are all tangentially related, these subjects are not the main purpose of the thread. Please AVOID these discussions. If you want to discuss them at length, go to PMs or start a blog. If you disagree with someone's ideologies, state that you disagree with them and why they won't work from a dating standpoint and move on. We will not tolerate any lengthy derailments that aren't directly about dating.
bloodwhore~
Profile Joined September 2014
1010 Posts
February 25 2016 14:39 GMT
#16041
On February 25 2016 20:00 Shiragaku wrote:
Is it normal for guys to say "Thank you" after blowing their load?
I do not mind it so much, but whenever I hear it, there is something about it that rubs me the wrong way.

A girl I went down on said thank you as well. It sort of feels like you just did them a favor. Which is weird because (like lem0n said) it is something that is enjoyable for me as well.
"Allahu akbar" - Techies.
[UoN]Sentinel
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
United States11320 Posts
February 25 2016 15:11 GMT
#16042
On February 25 2016 17:45 arb wrote:
Show nested quote +
On February 25 2016 15:19 [UoN]Sentinel wrote:
On February 25 2016 14:56 arb wrote:
Ehh girl and me been talking a few days, shes insistent on hanging out like asap, cant atm due to bad tires. but shes constantly okay with rescheduling.
thats good right?

As long as she doesn't seem... off... it's a really good sign!

off as in psychotic?

bc every girl i date is like that
idk why its like weird

Good, you and I have the same tastes. And in that case I think this girl isn't about to break the pattern.
Нас зовет дух отцов, память старых бойцов, дух Москвы и твердыня Полтавы
MysteryMeat1
Profile Blog Joined June 2011
United States3292 Posts
February 25 2016 18:55 GMT
#16043
The girls you attract man
"Cause ya know, Style before victory." -The greatest mafia player alive
[UoN]Sentinel
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
United States11320 Posts
February 25 2016 19:37 GMT
#16044
Remember to buy only stress-tested, premium quality, American-made condoms
Нас зовет дух отцов, память старых бойцов, дух Москвы и твердыня Полтавы
Kleinmuuhg
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
Vanuatu4091 Posts
February 25 2016 21:29 GMT
#16045
?
This is our town, scrub
DickMcFanny
Profile Blog Joined September 2015
Ireland1076 Posts
February 25 2016 21:35 GMT
#16046
And only use your own condoms. Don't use hers, she might have pricked them.
| (• ◡•)|╯ ╰(❍ᴥ❍ʋ)
Titusmaster6
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
United States5937 Posts
February 25 2016 22:46 GMT
#16047
The last 20 or so posts have been gold.
Shorts down shorts up, BOOM, just like that.
arb
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Noobville17922 Posts
February 26 2016 05:38 GMT
#16048
On February 26 2016 00:11 [UoN]Sentinel wrote:
Show nested quote +
On February 25 2016 17:45 arb wrote:
On February 25 2016 15:19 [UoN]Sentinel wrote:
On February 25 2016 14:56 arb wrote:
Ehh girl and me been talking a few days, shes insistent on hanging out like asap, cant atm due to bad tires. but shes constantly okay with rescheduling.
thats good right?

As long as she doesn't seem... off... it's a really good sign!

off as in psychotic?

bc every girl i date is like that
idk why its like weird

Good, you and I have the same tastes. And in that case I think this girl isn't about to break the pattern.

its funny they dont seem that way at first but its always the same thing

how strange
Artillery spawned from the forges of Hell
LemOn
Profile Blog Joined July 2005
United Kingdom8629 Posts
Last Edited: 2016-02-28 22:59:54
February 28 2016 22:58 GMT
#16049
Okay guys in relationships
Sex on her period - do you do it and if so how'd you persuade your other half?


Girls get like really horny, but feel "dirty" "unclean" during it is the common objection I assume.
Much is the father figure that I miss in my life. Go Daddy! DoC.LemOn, LemOn[5thF]
GoTuNk!
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
Chile4591 Posts
February 28 2016 23:27 GMT
#16050
On February 29 2016 07:58 LemOn wrote:
Okay guys in relationships
Sex on her period - do you do it and if so how'd you persuade your other half?


Girls get like really horny, but feel "dirty" "unclean" during it is the common objection I assume.


"A pirate is never afraid to use his sword, even if he has to stain it with blood" :D
puerk
Profile Joined February 2015
Germany855 Posts
February 28 2016 23:30 GMT
#16051
"a real pirate is not afraid of the red sea"
waffelz
Profile Blog Joined June 2012
Germany711 Posts
February 28 2016 23:31 GMT
#16052
On February 29 2016 07:58 LemOn wrote:
Okay guys in relationships
Sex on her period - do you do it and if so how'd you persuade your other half?


Girls get like really horny, but feel "dirty" "unclean" during it is the common objection I assume.


It speeds up the process, at least towards the end of the period. Unfortunately, I doubt that this is an argument that works really well unless discovered by herself. Though you can feel free to recommend it to her on this basis and share the result with us.
RIP "The big travis CS degree thread", taken from us too soon | Honourable forum princess, defended by Rebs-approved white knights
LemOn
Profile Blog Joined July 2005
United Kingdom8629 Posts
February 28 2016 23:36 GMT
#16053
On February 29 2016 08:30 puerk wrote:
"a real pirate is not afraid of the red sea"

Yeah I don't mind, there's always the shower etc.
Much is the father figure that I miss in my life. Go Daddy! DoC.LemOn, LemOn[5thF]
[UoN]Sentinel
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
United States11320 Posts
February 28 2016 23:43 GMT
#16054
"Every ketchup needs some mayonnaise"

-Ronald McDonald
Нас зовет дух отцов, память старых бойцов, дух Москвы и твердыня Полтавы
LemOn
Profile Blog Joined July 2005
United Kingdom8629 Posts
February 29 2016 00:01 GMT
#16055
Yeah yeah real funny. Now give advice for the occasional period lay boys!
Much is the father figure that I miss in my life. Go Daddy! DoC.LemOn, LemOn[5thF]
GoTuNk!
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
Chile4591 Posts
February 29 2016 00:05 GMT
#16056
On February 29 2016 09:01 LemOn wrote:
Yeah yeah real funny. Now give advice for the occasional period lay boys!


I always tried to fuck my gf. If she was in her period I told her I was ok with it and took it from there.
WarSame
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
Canada1950 Posts
February 29 2016 00:42 GMT
#16057
Well, I'm going out for drinks next Saturday with the lady who works as a teller. I'm not really sure what "going out for drinks" means. Help?
Can it be I stayed away too long? Did you miss these rhymes while I was gone?
Djzapz
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Canada10681 Posts
Last Edited: 2016-02-29 01:19:27
February 29 2016 01:14 GMT
#16058
I had a thing going and suddenly and for no reason I can understand now I don't. RIP.

On February 29 2016 09:42 WarSame wrote:
Well, I'm going out for drinks next Saturday with the lady who works as a teller. I'm not really sure what "going out for drinks" means. Help?

From the lack of context I'm forced to assume it's a date. Try to have fun. If you two have fun then you can like get close to her and stuff and set another date.
"My incompetence with power tools had been increasing exponentially over the course of 20 years spent inhaling experimental oven cleaners"
IgnE
Profile Joined November 2010
United States7681 Posts
February 29 2016 01:22 GMT
#16059
On February 29 2016 09:01 LemOn wrote:
Yeah yeah real funny. Now give advice for the occasional period lay boys!


Not a huge deal just for fucking but the 5 hour lemon sex session might not be so great on a period. I'd rather just wait than dealing with blood everywhere while attempting oral sex.
The unrealistic sound of these propositions is indicative, not of their utopian character, but of the strength of the forces which prevent their realization.
DarkPlasmaBall
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States45921 Posts
February 29 2016 01:27 GMT
#16060
On February 29 2016 07:58 LemOn wrote:
Okay guys in relationships
Sex on her period - do you do it and if so how'd you persuade your other half?


Girls get like really horny, but feel "dirty" "unclean" during it is the common objection I assume.


Just shower afterwards... or do it in the shower, for maximum convenience
"There is nothing more satisfying than looking at a crowd of people and helping them get what I love." ~Day[9] Daily #100
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