Zombie Apocalypse - Page 14

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wQLUK20wREk

Weapons and time: (I won’t post pictures as I am not good at it and there would be a lot sorry)
Weapons no problem over a dozen in our gun safe .22 rifle, under and over shotgun, double barrel shotgun 243 rifle just to name a few all scoped.
most all clips over 12 rounds plus chamber, 7 boxes of shotgun ammo enough to take out maybe 200? Or so Zombies, a rough estimate between 1-2000 rounds all up for rifles.
And an abundance of cane knives (2 foot handle 2 foot blade cut through a person in one swing with not to much effort google one most people I have shown one to think they are awesome lol)

So we live about 2km’s from the closest person and like I said 90km or so from major city and coast I would assume it would take at least 4-5 hours in worst case scenario for any zombies to reach the farm so 4 hours of prep time

Step 1:first We have Banana’s on the farm so we have a cooler room 30x40 foot next to a packing shed (100 foot by 40-50 foot) that is on stilts 5-6 ft off the ground so rather then stay home move into the shed and remove the steps unless there is climbing zombies problem solved for a while.

Step 2: take John Deer tractor to next farm over and kill 15-20 head of cattle and load them onto the Carryall of the tractor drive them back to shed, I would say this might take 1 minute to kill the cattle(using guns of course) and say 20 minutes to load them maybe 30 minutes, then 30 minutes to return so 1 hour to complete that.

Load all cattle into the cooler room and turn it down to -3 or -5 whatever is most optimal one bottle of gas will run it for one and a half months take gas bottles off water system and fridge that’s about 5 months or so of cold meat plus any extra gas bottles you steal from other houses, I guess at least a years worth of meat for a large family (for those of you that do not know if you get a cow cut up you get enough meat to last a 4 person family roughly 2 months)

Step 3: so the cooler room is 30x40 foot and 8 foot high and completely flat and 8 inches thick on all sides ground and roof, I assume it could most likely handle 1 foot of dirt all over its roof to plant small crops, that would probly take 2-3 hours to accomplish though, if it is plausible since you can step from the packing shed up onto the roof of the cooler room you don‘t have to go near the ground and it would be safe and more then enough fertiliser to grow anything is in the shed (4 tonnes lol)

If not at least enough banana’s are around for years, orange and mandarin tree’s around 20 of each and over 400 mango tree‘s, spend and hour picking 5-10 purple crates of each type, that would be enough fruit and meat to last at least 1 year I suppose. Plus the tree’s will forever be there so u can replenish supplies anytime.

Step 4: farm has two large dams with polythene pipe joining house and shed so pipe is already in the shed move pump from house to shed and reconnect in like 5 minutes enough water to last years, the shed has a rain tank 5000 litre if the dams become infected (problem would be finding out how and when they are infected volunteers anyone?)
I think those would be the only steps I would need to take, the biggest problem would be ammo for me probly only have enough to get say 1500 kills, say 1000 for sure in case of missing, which is very unlikely, after that its all cane knives and brush hooks which are pretty lethal and long range weapons anyway.

I guess it would take 3 hours to be completely prepared for me. if it had to be faster I could do it in 1 hour If less cattle/fruit/supplies were collected.

One problem I did not think of until just now is, the door to the cooler room is on the ground so we would have to wait until no zombies were around to get in there, it would be fine if you have 4-6 people with guns while one goes down wouldn’t it? Plus u can get enough to last a week at a time I suppose?