The Letting Off Steam Thread - Page 84

EVERY FUCKING TIME I PLAY THIS FUCKING GAME MY PARENTS FUCKING SCREAM AT ME TO DO THINGS THAT I ALREAYD DID AND I TELL THEM THAT I DID IT BUT THEY NEVER FUCKING LISTEN TO ME AN DSO THEY GET PISSED AT ME FOR NOT DOING ANYTHING WRONG THIS IS FUCKING ANNOYING AS SHIT AND I LOS EOCUS SO I LOSE MY GAME !!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I HATE SERVUS I HATE HOTELS I HATE FUNERALS I HATE ZERGS AND PROTOSSES AND RANDOM ALLIN CHEESERS FUCK THEM ALL

dude i totally understand its like I'LL DO IT AFTER THIS FUCKING GAME OKAY I DONT KNOW WHEN IT WILL END BUT I CANT PAUSE OKAY FUCK
.then the parents are like NO IF I SAY DO IT NOW YOU DO IT NOW I DONT CARE ABOUT YOUR GAME
LIKE ARGHAHGHAOGHIADIGOHADGIHGORB

I WISH I WAS RICH

Dear gf

BITCH STOP PUTTING CRYPTIC THINGS ON YOUR TUMBLR. And you KNOW I read it. I'm already petrified you're going to leave me because of my stupid deeply psychologically embedded fear of abandonment, it doesn't help when you post things like 'deep down, you still confuse me' and 'oh now I feel really guilty'. In fact I spend hours convincing myself that it's about some other dude you're seeing. Because I'm an IDIOT. But if you just refrained from posting things that literally no one but you could possibly ever understand then it'd be much easier.

Hey, I kinda feel better.

FUCK THIS FUCKING GAME. I HAVE BROKEN 3 FUCKING KEYBOARDS AND 2 EXPENSIVE ASS MONITORS OVER THIS SHIT AND I THINK IM GETTING A FUCKING BRAIN TUMOR. IF YOU CAN PLAY THIS GAME, LOSE 40 FUCKING GAMES IN A ROW AND NOT RAGE... YOU HAVE A FUCKING MENTAL PROBLEM AND YOU SHOULD BE SHOT FUCKING DEAD.

- FUCK CLOAKED BANSHEES
- FUCK DESPERATION FUCKING DT'S
- FUCK BANELINGS
- FUCK ZERGLINGS
- FUCK MUTALISKS
- FUCK ZERG IN GENERAL
- TOSS IS FUCKING UNBEATABLE AT ALL LEVELS UNLESS YOU FUCKING CHEESE EVERY FUCKING GAME -AGAINST THEM BUT THEN YOU LEARN ABSOLUTELY FUCKING NOTHING

AND FUCK ANY FUCK THAT SAYS "umad bro?"...

THAT SHIT IS FUCKING OLD AND NOT FUNNY AT ALL
BE ORIGINAL YOU FUCKING HIPSTERS

WHY THE FUCK IS EVERY RANDOM TEAM MATE SO FUCKING SHIT ITS IMPOSSIBLE TO MOVE UP FROM DIAMOND TO MASTERS EFFICIENTLY IF ALL THESE DUMB FUCKS DONT PLAY PROPERLY

I dropped my pizza on the ground than slipped over it and hit my nose on the door and broke it.

I am angry.

Seriously, fuck protoss.

Diamond T/Z wouldn't win 1 in 100 games vs me. I play top 15 masters in practice and on ladder (when I have a long enough string of terrans and zergs) but as soon as you pit me against protoss I want to kill myself. All these goddamn protoss that stay on one base to the 15 minute mark and bust through a zillion bunkers...
as if it's hard just make collosus and hts and amove to victory since all the maps have so many goddamn chokes. Seriously, wtf? Stupid aspergers race

derp derp spam f double forge gggggggggggggggggg
fuck you

Came here to basically post this. So goddamn frustrating playing against a race that requires minimal mechanics and gets two insane sources of AOE that is available off three bases. I can only micro so much against A clicks and T spam clicking.

*starts ladder session*
1 game lost = no problem
2 games lost = Alright the third one will be the one
3 games lost = Is it the international day of cheese on ladder?
4 games lost = Can't beleive I lost to that
5 games lost = HOW? WHAT THE FUCK, PROTOSS JUST A MOVES TO VICTORY ALL THE FUCKING TIME, YOU GOTTA BE SHITTING ME.
6 games lost = MOTHERFUCKING INFESTOR LING STYLE, WHAT A PAIN IN THE DICK TO GO AGAINST.
7 games lost = FUCK THIS SHIT, NO WONDER TOSS IS YELLOW, FUCKING CHEESE MASTERS.

What a horrendous day on ladder, the only game I won was vs some dude who tried some odd 3 rax rush, it felt so unsatisfying, I keep trying to learn shit on ladder yet I get killed by dumbass strats that even a fucking toddler could do.

FUCK

ALSO, WHY IS EVERYTHING GOING TO FUCKING WRONG IN MY LIFE? I HATE MY HIGHSCHOOL, IT'S THE LAST YEAR BEFORE UNIVERSITY AND...alright I can't keep up with the caps...I just can't stand the teachers, the people and the fucking retarded system the school has, teachers keep telling me to just give up and flip burgers for the rest of my life, what kind of fucking way of helping is that? I have been for the past 6 months looking for ways to do their shitty projects and exams and yet they always find some dumbshit reason to substract points from my exam, what a bunch of dickheads. I can't even ask for help because people are just plain fucking retarded, they just begin mocking you for no apparent reason and I just feel like punching somebody.

I can barely make it through the day and this is slowly making me insane, I'm scared of having some kind of massive nervous breakdown...I can't wait to make it out of this fucking hellhole, I know that once I manage to start what I want to do at my university, everything will be a LOT better.

EITP¨GPMUIPGURPUMRZJGMP5R!!!!

PROTOSS IS THE MOST FUCKING FORGIVING RACE I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD. IT'S FUCKING RETARDED HOW RETARD FRIENDLY THIS RACE IS COMPARED TO TERRAN AND ZERG.

IS IT NOT A REALLY DUMB FUCKING DESIGN THAT REQUIRES A ZERG OR TERRAN TO BE ALMOST 3X BETTER THAN THE PROTOSS IN TERMS OF MICRO, STRATEGY, AND MACRO?

EVERY SINGLE FUCKING PROTOSS ARMY COMP HAS TO BE REACTED TO PERFECTLY.

ROCK PAPER OH YOU MADE TOO FEW VIKINGS? GG NOOB NO RE

ROCK PAPER OH YOU MADE TOO FEW GHOSTS FOR THESE MASS STORMS? GG NOOB NO RE

ROCK PAPER OH YOU MADE A GOOD ARMY COMP BUT THOSE EMPS ONLY HIT MY ZEALOTS CUZ THE TEMPLAR ARE WAY THE FUCK IN THE BACK WHERE THEY SHOULD BE ANYWAYS.

I ENGAGE AND DESTROY A MAXED ARMY LEAVING MINE REALLY FUCKING WOUNDED, I REGROUP PUSH AND BAM CHARGELOTS ARE THERE TO GREAT ME BECAUSE WE ALL KNOW THAT PROTOSS NEED WARPGATE.

IT'S SO FUCKING RETARDED I DOES EVERY SINGLE PERSON PLAYING PROTOSS HAVE VICTIM SYNDROM? HERP DERP WE'RE THE WEAKEST RACE, NO YOU FUCKING AREN'T. DROPS DO JACK SHIT AGAINST A PROTOSS WITH ANY SEMBLANCE OF FUCKING MAP AWARENESS BECAUSE THEY CAN JUST WARP IN UNITS TO WHERE THE DROP SHIP IS GOING.

WHAT MAKES THIS ALL THE FUCKING BETTER IS HOW PROTOSS TELL TERRAN THAT THEY NEED TO TRANSITION TO SOMETHING THAT ISN'T BIO BECAUSE TEMPLAR AND COLOSSUS

When you break out of platinum this stops being the case.

so my friend comes into my room and I'm like "hey! come look at this art I finished!" and he's all "girl, I'm a WAY better artist than you." I ignore his remark and show him two drawings and he goes "EW you need to work on your shading lol" and then he sees my second sketch and say "Wow anatomy disaster"....it was a fucking pokemon doodle what does he expect? I then say "Wow rude." He continues to say "Well I worked for deviantart" LOL OK BECAUSE DEVIANTART IS THE MOST SOPHISTICATED ART SITE. I AM SO ENRAGED AND HURT AT THE SAME TIME. I never asked for his mother fucking opinion, I was just proud of my art and wanted to show him. These fuckers at this school are so fucking full of it.

god i fucking hate all the idiots in the winrate graphs thread complaining about zvp and calling idra and idiot... so many fucking tards trying to blame the fact that the foreign protosses are god-awful on imbalance...

Hi. I'm the Protoss race. My units are very costly, but also very powerful. Recently Blizzard lowered my upgrade costs, so now it's much cheaper for me to get upgrades. My upgrades effect all of my units of a given category. For example, if I get ground unit upgrades, these upgrades will cover units from my robotics facility OR my gateways. Neat huh? It's too bad that Terran doesn't have the same thing. They have to get individual upgrades for the Starport, Factory, AND Barracks units. I feel bad for them =(

I only have one combination of units. Assuming I don't go for some kind of cheesey all-in play like DTs or the legendary 4 Gate, I usually tech to high templars followed by colossi, or vice-versa. These units are incredibly powerful splash-damage units. In fact, they're so powerful that even when my opponent spreads his army in a perfect arch and is even on upgrades with me, I can A-move into him and kill him EVERY time.

Isn't that awesome?

ISN'T THAT FUCKING AWESOME!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!??"!!?

FUCK PROTOSS.
seriously, what a fucking gimmicky stupid race.
Fuck tech switches. HEY BRO YOU HAVE A LOT OF VIKINGS! GIVE ME 2 SECONDS JUST TO WARP IN A THOUSAND FUCKING HIHIGH TEMPLAR.
wanna try drop? No worries, my macro is terrible so I'll warp in a whole production cycle and kill it
Fuck storm.
Fuck you A-move spam t race

I just died on my Diablo 2 hardcore lvl 78 amazon. Holy fuck. I'm mad right now don't mess with me

Of all the races that needed buffs, protoss def deserved it. It's not that far off from the truth to say most protoss really are retarded as Idra once put it.

Especially foreign protoss.

Fucking HATE people that says "oooh, i know JUST how you feel Herp derp" NO YOU DON't YOU FUCKING RETARD! GODDAMMIT!

I hate so hard on the false and tragic, attention freaks that walk around at school. "oh, look at me, i has this, you don't" JEEEZUS!!!

And freakkin' P, always F'ing 4gating, 3gate robo, blink, 1-fucking-base all-ins
*steam out of ears*
P, why y no learn lategame?