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LiLo
Japan15 Posts
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FakeSteve[TPR]
Valhalla18444 Posts
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DJEtterStyle
United States2766 Posts
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FBS1
United Kingdom875 Posts
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Gigglepants
France352 Posts
On January 06 2005 15:43 FBS1 wrote: I'm a millionaire LOL | ||
Legionnaire
Australia4514 Posts
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0x64
Finland4633 Posts
I have a little place in sumatra, Its wonderfull this time of the year, would you like to come? | ||
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iG.Aura
Poland686 Posts
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IronMentality
United States1129 Posts
Works everytime | ||
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IronMentality
United States1129 Posts
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0x64
Finland4633 Posts
On January 06 2005 15:50 Legionnaire wrote: "hi im a progamer wanna date?" Just reading it made me warm from place I shall not mention | ||
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LumberJack
United States3355 Posts
"No" "Hmmm, how would you like to have some sake with me?" "No" "I meant, join my good long time friend, Lim Yo Hwan, and i for some drinks" "SURE, TAKE MY PANTS, TOO" | ||
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hunterAS
United States408 Posts
How about I make you some breakfeast  | ||
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Chris307
3095 Posts
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Meat
Netherlands3751 Posts
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FakeSteve[TPR]
Valhalla18444 Posts
help | ||
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Night2o1
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Carnac
Germany / USA16648 Posts
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LegendaryDreams
Canada1350 Posts
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Carnac
Germany / USA16648 Posts
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Carnac
Germany / USA16648 Posts
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Vharox
United States1037 Posts
"Your momma so fat, a mutalisk hits her all three times" | ||
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Carnac
Germany / USA16648 Posts
On January 06 2005 16:18 Vharox wrote: lol this somehow reminds me the topic about the sc momma jokes... haha "Your momma so fat, a mutalisk hits her all three times" you've got the iq of a goon trying to run up a choke :/ | ||
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Vharox
United States1037 Posts
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Unforgiven
Venezuela238 Posts
 ...wanna come to my house and ask her?" | ||
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Dave[9]
United States2365 Posts
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HooTie
United States177 Posts
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SCFraser
Canada1534 Posts
"Your Parents would love me." Or if this is for the bar.. try goin up to a chick whos not with any guys, grabbing her ass, and asking "Is this seat taken?" That one's never failed me. | ||
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MiniRoman
Canada3953 Posts
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Sw1tCh
United States2005 Posts
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n00bsaibot
United States1070 Posts
-"Im, Im Becky, tee hee, it's written on my shirt" "Look, im gonna need your shirt, and your car" -"Oh, ok, i'll give them both to you. Would you like my virginity as well?" "If it's on the menu" -"Tee hee, you're so witty" "Yea, you're not too bright are you?" -"No" "Perfect." | ||
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pooper-scooper
United States3108 Posts
(push this when the denial comes) Thats weird because when I look at you, a ten is all I see. (one of my students used this on a hot first year teacher) | ||
OneOther
United States10774 Posts
On January 06 2005 16:16 Carnac wrote: "excuse me, fuck?" Rofl way to get it straight to the point | ||
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Meat
Netherlands3751 Posts
On January 06 2005 16:15 FakeSteve[TPR] wrote: my meat is liquid help you just made my meat solid | ||
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L!MP
Australia2067 Posts
.... enough to break the ice | ||
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Carnac
Germany / USA16648 Posts
rofl plz don't change your nick now | ||
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FakeSteve[TPR]
Valhalla18444 Posts
On January 06 2005 16:42 n00bsaibot wrote: "Allo, im Handsome Rob, and you are?" -"Im, Im Becky, tee hee, it's written on my shirt" "Look, im gonna need your shirt, and your car" -"Oh, ok, i'll give them both to you. Would you like my virginity as well?" "If it's on the menu" -"Tee hee, you're so witty" "Yea, you're not too bright are you?" -"No" "Perfect." good movie | ||
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SiS
United States753 Posts
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vGl-CoW
Belgium8305 Posts
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dronebabo
10866 Posts
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FakeSteve[TPR]
Valhalla18444 Posts
On January 06 2005 17:05 vGl-CoW wrote: i'm asian but my penis is black dont tell them its because you're a leper | ||
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Oxygen
Canada3581 Posts
"HI." "Who are you?" "I KNOW FAKESTEVE." "omg have my babbies!!!!!" | ||
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hasuwar
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FakeSteve[TPR]
Valhalla18444 Posts
On January 06 2005 17:18 Oxygen wrote: I know. "HI." "Who are you?" "I KNOW FAKESTEVE." "omg have my babbies!!!!!" if you tell them i said hi to you once they'll buy you a car | ||
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fEAthEr
Canada482 Posts
"Dont worry mam, I'm from the Internet" "ASL?" | ||
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Hasse
Sweden579 Posts
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Oxygen
Canada3581 Posts
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FakeSteve[TPR]
Valhalla18444 Posts
i didnt | ||
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Kaotu
United States986 Posts
"Excuse me?" "Just wondering, because you seem special." if that doesn't work, maybe actually try just talking to her. | ||
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Ack1027
United States7873 Posts
If you make me breakfast.... | ||
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tfeign
United States2980 Posts
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Meta
United States6228 Posts
What? -Just wanted something to break the ice. | ||
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FrinkX
United States958 Posts
Yep, I stole eri's thunder. What are you going to do about it big man? | ||
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Oxygen
Canada3581 Posts
Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see! I'd marry your cat just to get in the family. Hey babe, wanna make an easy fifty bucks? Do you want to see something swell? Did you clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them. | ||
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A3iL3r0n
United States2196 Posts
- "Nice shoes, I have the same pair in my closet." - "Hey, did you know I'm c1 now?" | ||
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Ack1027
United States7873 Posts
On January 06 2005 18:00 A3iL3r0n wrote: - "Hey, let's say we let me pop my dick up inside you and then you let me know how you feel about it later." - "Nice shoes, I have the same pair in my closet." - "Hey, did you know I'm c1 now?" c1 ROFL | ||
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n00bsaibot
United States1070 Posts
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EnDeR_
Spain2932 Posts
On January 06 2005 17:48 Oxygen wrote: Oh sttttttttttteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeve. Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see! I'd marry your cat just to get in the family. Hey babe, wanna make an easy fifty bucks? Do you want to see something swell? Did you clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them. Lol, ahahahahaha | ||
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vGl-CoW
Belgium8305 Posts
On January 06 2005 17:07 FakeSteve[TPR] wrote: dont tell them its because you're a leper they'll only figure it out when it's too late and then it's their job to fish it back out | ||
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pheered.user
United States2603 Posts
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Oxygen
Canada3581 Posts
IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK1?! | ||
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PuertoRican
United States5709 Posts
cuz id love to tap that ass. | ||
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dork
Canada2207 Posts
On January 06 2005 19:07 PuertoRican wrote: is the a keg in your pants? cuz id love to tap that ass. haha that's awesome | ||
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LetMeBeWithYou
Canada4254 Posts
Did you fall down from Heaven? 'Cause damn you must've landed face first. | ||
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lIlIlIlIlIlI
Korea (South)3851 Posts
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Pro.NT_Knight
Australia539 Posts
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brian
United States9642 Posts
On January 06 2005 19:22 LetMeBeWithYou wrote: Heres the best pick up line Did you fall down from Heaven? 'Cause damn you must've landed face first. LOL i started off reading and thought "man how old and corny" .... then i read the second half. that and "im a millionaire" made me geniunely laugh out loud | ||
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hxc kid
United States34 Posts
"Mind grabbin them ankles?" "If you were a booger, id pick you." "If i could re arrange the letters of the alphabet id put I and U together." #1&2 will get you smacked fyi ;] | ||
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DreamOfVision
Poland318 Posts
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Cambium
United States16368 Posts
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PuertoRican
United States5709 Posts
some more fucked up funny pick up lines at: http://www.swingmachine.org/issue12/pickups.html | ||
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ForgoTTeN-SupeR
United States786 Posts
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SoMuchBetter
Australia10606 Posts
say it aloud ;o | ||
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KellO
Mexico189 Posts
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Messiah]Coon[
United States326 Posts
On January 06 2005 15:51 AuraCoMO wrote: "at this time next year lets be laughing together" Only works in Japan, sorry. | ||
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