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On January 28 2011 18:39 GT wrote:
lets see...
i weigh 135 lbs
im 6'1"
i dont "lift weights"
i run a mile in about 6:45
i can do maybe 37 pushups in a minute
i can do about 15-20 pullups
my arm is like 9" :[
i can bench the bar so maybe 45 lbs? so pathetic xD
i try to get a couple hours of exercise per week
well you could join the army, even if you did drop the gun for being too heavy :D
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On January 29 2011 04:12 Latham wrote:
I wish the mods would stop screwing around with the thread's name. I don't want to open this every day.
I wish the mods would continue to change the name. This is fucking hilarious.
People are still talking about their penis sizes. Lovely.
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On January 28 2011 19:40 lu_cid wrote:Show nested quote +On January 28 2011 06:06 luckyseven wrote:
okay i found the tape measure i'd stored away since the christmas crackers (got it from white people)
APPROX NERD BODY (me)
6'2'' height 188cm
165lbs weight 75kg
5.9/5.9 penis 16cm
at avg 2.2 wanks a day lasting avg 20 mins each
38'' chest 97cm
12.5'' bicep 32cm
103lbs bench 47kg 3x5
57lbs military press 26kg 3x5
110lbs squat 50kg
0-1 pullup
16?? pushup (when drunk)
You just described me almost exactly. Creepy yo.
thats awesome  are you in the fitness initiative thread (sport and games)? you should join a gym (i am just re-re-re-starting at a gym) , post pics of yourself, and we could have fun comparing/competing our progress pm me if you want (only if your height and weight are very similar to mine tho!)
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On January 29 2011 04:41 BrodiaQ wrote:Show nested quote +On January 29 2011 04:12 Latham wrote:
I wish the mods would continue screwing around with the thread's name. I want to open this every day. Fixed  I have to say I've laughed too much at the thread and the thread title.
Yeah ,same here.
Its been like...
" Oh WTF theres a new PENIS thread on TeamLiquid " but then
" Oh damn is the same PENIS thread " o.O?
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LOL :D
I love the way the title of that post evolves ... from Average Man, to How Not-Small Is Your Dick
Evolution = Progress 
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On January 29 2011 07:06 DarkPlasmaBall wrote:Show nested quote +On January 29 2011 04:12 Latham wrote:
I wish the mods would stop screwing around with the thread's name. I don't want to open this every day. I wish the mods would continue to change the name. This is fucking hilarious. People are still talking about their penis sizes. Lovely.
Well my penis is - whoops did that allready o_O
talk about yours if you havent! share! cmon, dont be shy.
we want MOAR penis knowledge!
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does someone have a list of all the name changes so far
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On January 29 2011 07:30 Iplaythings wrote:Show nested quote +On January 29 2011 07:06 DarkPlasmaBall wrote:On January 29 2011 04:12 Latham wrote:
I wish the mods would stop screwing around with the thread's name. I don't want to open this every day. I wish the mods would continue to change the name. This is fucking hilarious. People are still talking about their penis sizes. Lovely. Well my penis is - whoops did that allready o_O talk about yours if you havent! share! cmon, dont be shy. we want MOAR penis knowledge!
Here's all my info:
Height: Perfect
Weight: Perfect
Penis Size: Tucked into my sock
Bicep Size: Beachball
Mile Time: Instant transmission
Number of Pull-ups: 9001
My Dad Is: Chuck Norris
My Last Girlfriend Was: ToSsGirL
The Last Girl I Slept With And Didn't Call Back Was: Your mom
Other Attributes: Invulnerability
I think the OP's poster is right on with those statistics.
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On January 29 2011 07:02 Torte de Lini wrote:
WAT? Penis Club?
I'm still a part of the Pen15 Club ): We have matching pen insignias
http://xkcd.com/842/
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Stop changing the title, I keep thinking it's going to be a funny thread but it's just this again.
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LOL the titles are so epic. I keep expecting a new thread, but it always comes back to this one.
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I would really like to see the credentials behind continuous masturbation leading to a reduction in your penis size...
That makes absolutely no sense at all. None.
Your penis size has a relationship with the hormone level but in the end the penis size is pre-determined by the gene pool.
Second, no. Masturbation is not strainous on the organ...what the fuck are you reading exactly... Life is based on sex...BASED ON SEX. To reproduce. Those that reproduce the most will be the most successful... in a genetic battle. For your penis to "fail" on you because you had too much sex would be a fail design.
The only way for your penis to reduce or to increase is by surgery. The only thing "over" masturbating would do would increase the amount of time for you to get an erection again.
Please state actual evidence else case closed.
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On January 29 2011 08:00 heroyi wrote:
I would really like to see the credentials behind continuous masturbation leading to a reduction in your penis size...
That makes absolutely no sense at all. None.
Your penis size has a relationship with the hormone level but in the end the penis size is pre-determined by the gene pool.
Second, no. Masturbation is not strainous on the organ...what the fuck are you reading exactly... Life is based on sex...BASED ON SEX. To reproduce. Those that reproduce the most will be the most successful... in a genetic battle. For your penis to "fail" on you because you had too much sex would be a fail design.
The only way for your penis to reduce or to increase is by surgery. The only thing "over" masturbating would do would increase the amount of time for you to get an erection again.
Please state actual evidence else case closed.
My evidence : Before my boyfriend left for deployment, we had sex 2-3 times a day for a week. Last time we did it, we couldn't finish because we were both too sore.
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On January 29 2011 08:51 M155_G33k wrote:Show nested quote +On January 29 2011 08:00 heroyi wrote:
I would really like to see the credentials behind continuous masturbation leading to a reduction in your penis size...
That makes absolutely no sense at all. None.
Your penis size has a relationship with the hormone level but in the end the penis size is pre-determined by the gene pool.
Second, no. Masturbation is not strainous on the organ...what the fuck are you reading exactly... Life is based on sex...BASED ON SEX. To reproduce. Those that reproduce the most will be the most successful... in a genetic battle. For your penis to "fail" on you because you had too much sex would be a fail design.
The only way for your penis to reduce or to increase is by surgery. The only thing "over" masturbating would do would increase the amount of time for you to get an erection again.
Please state actual evidence else case closed. My evidence : Before my boyfriend left for deployment, we had sex 2-3 times a day for a week. Last time we did it, we couldn't finish because we were both too sore.
When he comes back I'm going to shake his hand.
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Stop with the name changes please, it is quite annoying when you think there is going to be a new and funny thread, when all there is is this guy. -_-
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On January 29 2011 07:06 DarkPlasmaBall wrote:Show nested quote +On January 29 2011 04:12 Latham wrote:
I wish the mods would stop screwing around with the thread's name. I don't want to open this every day. I wish the mods would continue to change the name. This is fucking hilarious. People are still talking about their penis sizes. Lovely.
LOL. I love clicking here and expecting a new thread
god bless the mods
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Oh god, I clicked AGAIN!?!?! I should be learning pretty soon here....
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On January 29 2011 08:53 LazyMacro wrote:Show nested quote +On January 29 2011 08:51 M155_G33k wrote:On January 29 2011 08:00 heroyi wrote:
I would really like to see the credentials behind continuous masturbation leading to a reduction in your penis size...
That makes absolutely no sense at all. None.
Your penis size has a relationship with the hormone level but in the end the penis size is pre-determined by the gene pool.
Second, no. Masturbation is not strainous on the organ...what the fuck are you reading exactly... Life is based on sex...BASED ON SEX. To reproduce. Those that reproduce the most will be the most successful... in a genetic battle. For your penis to "fail" on you because you had too much sex would be a fail design.
The only way for your penis to reduce or to increase is by surgery. The only thing "over" masturbating would do would increase the amount of time for you to get an erection again.
Please state actual evidence else case closed. My evidence : Before my boyfriend left for deployment, we had sex 2-3 times a day for a week. Last time we did it, we couldn't finish because we were both too sore. When he comes back I'm going to shake his hand.
Hopefully for serving his country. Having a lot of sex isn't exactly something worth going out of your way to commend.
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So many name changes in the past 24 hours, this thread is golden. Would be a shoo in for the pony express if that even existed anymore.
As far as the OP image is concerned i'm pretty sure that it's designed to bolster confidence in people that read it.
I work out one to two hours a day (since high school) and have worked physical labor jobs. I am not, however, ripped or anything. I consider myself in "good" shape but i'm not stronger than your normal adult male. Even so, this image makes me sound like an adonis:
6'6'' tall
210 lbs
No idea of chest/bicep measurements
bench max is 285 atm, i got up to 315 a few years after high school.
305 squats, very rarely do these, like to rep 360 on leg press though as it hurts my shoulders less.
Normally i do 12x3 sets of pullups
Could do 50+ pushups easily.
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On January 29 2011 08:00 heroyi wrote:
I would really like to see the credentials behind continuous masturbation leading to a reduction in your penis size...
That makes absolutely no sense at all. None.
Your penis size has a relationship with the hormone level but in the end the penis size is pre-determined by the gene pool.
Second, no. Masturbation is not strainous on the organ...what the fuck are you reading exactly... Life is based on sex...BASED ON SEX. To reproduce. Those that reproduce the most will be the most successful... in a genetic battle. For your penis to "fail" on you because you had too much sex would be a fail design.
The only way for your penis to reduce or to increase is by surgery. The only thing "over" masturbating would do would increase the amount of time for you to get an erection again.
Please state actual evidence else case closed.
You should look up jelqs and penis weight devices o.O. The BIB hanger, google it for evidence=D
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