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luckyseven
Profile Joined December 2010
179 Posts
January 28 2011 22:04 GMT
#521
On January 28 2011 18:39 GT wrote:
lets see...
i weigh 135 lbs
im 6'1"
i dont "lift weights"
i run a mile in about 6:45
i can do maybe 37 pushups in a minute
i can do about 15-20 pullups
my arm is like 9" :[
i can bench the bar so maybe 45 lbs? so pathetic xD
i try to get a couple hours of exercise per week


well you could join the army, even if you did drop the gun for being too heavy :D
DarkPlasmaBall
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States44276 Posts
January 28 2011 22:06 GMT
#522
On January 29 2011 04:12 Latham wrote:
I wish the mods would stop screwing around with the thread's name. I don't want to open this every day.


I wish the mods would continue to change the name. This is fucking hilarious.

People are still talking about their penis sizes. Lovely.
"There is nothing more satisfying than looking at a crowd of people and helping them get what I love." ~Day[9] Daily #100
luckyseven
Profile Joined December 2010
179 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-01-28 22:07:52
January 28 2011 22:06 GMT
#523
On January 28 2011 19:40 lu_cid wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 28 2011 06:06 luckyseven wrote:
okay i found the tape measure i'd stored away since the christmas crackers (got it from white people)

APPROX NERD BODY (me)
6'2'' height 188cm
165lbs weight 75kg
5.9/5.9 penis 16cm
at avg 2.2 wanks a day lasting avg 20 mins each
38'' chest 97cm
12.5'' bicep 32cm
103lbs bench 47kg 3x5
57lbs military press 26kg 3x5
110lbs squat 50kg
0-1 pullup
16?? pushup (when drunk)


You just described me almost exactly. Creepy yo.


thats awesome are you in the fitness initiative thread (sport and games)? you should join a gym (i am just re-re-re-starting at a gym) , post pics of yourself, and we could have fun comparing/competing our progress pm me if you want (only if your height and weight are very similar to mine tho!)
danbel1005
Profile Joined February 2008
United States1319 Posts
January 28 2011 22:21 GMT
#524
On January 29 2011 04:41 BrodiaQ wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 29 2011 04:12 Latham wrote:
I wish the mods would continue screwing around with the thread's name. I want to open this every day.


Fixed

I have to say I've laughed too much at the thread and the thread title.


Yeah ,same here.
Its been like...
" Oh WTF theres a new PENIS thread on TeamLiquid " but then
" Oh damn is the same PENIS thread " o.O?
"EE HAN TIMING" Jaedong vs Stork [22 December, 2007] 2set @ Finals EVER OSL.
speedphlux
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Bulgaria962 Posts
January 28 2011 22:24 GMT
#525
LOL :D
I love the way the title of that post evolves ... from Average Man, to How Not-Small Is Your Dick
Evolution = Progress
... Humanity Is Not What I Suffer From ...
Iplaythings
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Denmark9110 Posts
January 28 2011 22:30 GMT
#526
On January 29 2011 07:06 DarkPlasmaBall wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 29 2011 04:12 Latham wrote:
I wish the mods would stop screwing around with the thread's name. I don't want to open this every day.


I wish the mods would continue to change the name. This is fucking hilarious.

People are still talking about their penis sizes. Lovely.

Well my penis is - whoops did that allready o_O

talk about yours if you havent! share! cmon, dont be shy.

we want MOAR penis knowledge!
In the woods, there lurks..
Perguvious
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States1783 Posts
January 28 2011 22:35 GMT
#527
does someone have a list of all the name changes so far
DarkPlasmaBall
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States44276 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-01-28 22:45:18
January 28 2011 22:44 GMT
#528
On January 29 2011 07:30 Iplaythings wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 29 2011 07:06 DarkPlasmaBall wrote:
On January 29 2011 04:12 Latham wrote:
I wish the mods would stop screwing around with the thread's name. I don't want to open this every day.


I wish the mods would continue to change the name. This is fucking hilarious.

People are still talking about their penis sizes. Lovely.

Well my penis is - whoops did that allready o_O

talk about yours if you havent! share! cmon, dont be shy.

we want MOAR penis knowledge!


Here's all my info:

Height: Perfect
Weight: Perfect
Penis Size: Tucked into my sock
Bicep Size: Beachball
Mile Time: Instant transmission
Number of Pull-ups: 9001
My Dad Is: Chuck Norris
My Last Girlfriend Was: ToSsGirL
The Last Girl I Slept With And Didn't Call Back Was: Your mom
Other Attributes: Invulnerability

I think the OP's poster is right on with those statistics.
"There is nothing more satisfying than looking at a crowd of people and helping them get what I love." ~Day[9] Daily #100
strongandbig
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
United States4858 Posts
January 28 2011 22:51 GMT
#529
On January 29 2011 07:02 Torte de Lini wrote:
WAT? Penis Club?
I'm still a part of the Pen15 Club ): We have matching pen insignias


http://xkcd.com/842/
"It's the torso" "only more so!"
Nytefish
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United Kingdom4282 Posts
January 28 2011 22:54 GMT
#530
Stop changing the title, I keep thinking it's going to be a funny thread but it's just this again.
No I'm never serious.
MeteorRise
Profile Joined August 2010
Canada611 Posts
January 28 2011 22:55 GMT
#531
LOL the titles are so epic. I keep expecting a new thread, but it always comes back to this one.
Elegance, in all things.
heroyi
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
United States1064 Posts
January 28 2011 23:00 GMT
#532
I would really like to see the credentials behind continuous masturbation leading to a reduction in your penis size...

That makes absolutely no sense at all. None.

Your penis size has a relationship with the hormone level but in the end the penis size is pre-determined by the gene pool.

Second, no. Masturbation is not strainous on the organ...what the fuck are you reading exactly... Life is based on sex...BASED ON SEX. To reproduce. Those that reproduce the most will be the most successful... in a genetic battle. For your penis to "fail" on you because you had too much sex would be a fail design.

The only way for your penis to reduce or to increase is by surgery. The only thing "over" masturbating would do would increase the amount of time for you to get an erection again.

Please state actual evidence else case closed.
wat wat in my pants
M155_G33k
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States470 Posts
January 28 2011 23:51 GMT
#533
On January 29 2011 08:00 heroyi wrote:
I would really like to see the credentials behind continuous masturbation leading to a reduction in your penis size...

That makes absolutely no sense at all. None.

Your penis size has a relationship with the hormone level but in the end the penis size is pre-determined by the gene pool.

Second, no. Masturbation is not strainous on the organ...what the fuck are you reading exactly... Life is based on sex...BASED ON SEX. To reproduce. Those that reproduce the most will be the most successful... in a genetic battle. For your penis to "fail" on you because you had too much sex would be a fail design.

The only way for your penis to reduce or to increase is by surgery. The only thing "over" masturbating would do would increase the amount of time for you to get an erection again.

Please state actual evidence else case closed.



My evidence : Before my boyfriend left for deployment, we had sex 2-3 times a day for a week. Last time we did it, we couldn't finish because we were both too sore.
"It can't be a NE Lan without any problems!" ~ "Starcraft is like sex. After a rough round, sometimes you just need that cigarette."
LazyMacro
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
976 Posts
January 28 2011 23:53 GMT
#534
On January 29 2011 08:51 M155_G33k wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 29 2011 08:00 heroyi wrote:
I would really like to see the credentials behind continuous masturbation leading to a reduction in your penis size...

That makes absolutely no sense at all. None.

Your penis size has a relationship with the hormone level but in the end the penis size is pre-determined by the gene pool.

Second, no. Masturbation is not strainous on the organ...what the fuck are you reading exactly... Life is based on sex...BASED ON SEX. To reproduce. Those that reproduce the most will be the most successful... in a genetic battle. For your penis to "fail" on you because you had too much sex would be a fail design.

The only way for your penis to reduce or to increase is by surgery. The only thing "over" masturbating would do would increase the amount of time for you to get an erection again.

Please state actual evidence else case closed.



My evidence : Before my boyfriend left for deployment, we had sex 2-3 times a day for a week. Last time we did it, we couldn't finish because we were both too sore.

When he comes back I'm going to shake his hand.
noobcakes
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States526 Posts
January 28 2011 23:55 GMT
#535
Stop with the name changes please, it is quite annoying when you think there is going to be a new and funny thread, when all there is is this guy. -_-
Professional BattleCraft Player
cheapfood
Profile Joined January 2011
United States56 Posts
January 29 2011 00:00 GMT
#536
On January 29 2011 07:06 DarkPlasmaBall wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 29 2011 04:12 Latham wrote:
I wish the mods would stop screwing around with the thread's name. I don't want to open this every day.


I wish the mods would continue to change the name. This is fucking hilarious.

People are still talking about their penis sizes. Lovely.


LOL. I love clicking here and expecting a new thread

god bless the mods
aidnai
Profile Joined January 2010
United States1159 Posts
January 29 2011 00:03 GMT
#537
Oh god, I clicked AGAIN!?!?! I should be learning pretty soon here....
decafchicken
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
United States20019 Posts
January 29 2011 00:04 GMT
#538
On January 29 2011 08:53 LazyMacro wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 29 2011 08:51 M155_G33k wrote:
On January 29 2011 08:00 heroyi wrote:
I would really like to see the credentials behind continuous masturbation leading to a reduction in your penis size...

That makes absolutely no sense at all. None.

Your penis size has a relationship with the hormone level but in the end the penis size is pre-determined by the gene pool.

Second, no. Masturbation is not strainous on the organ...what the fuck are you reading exactly... Life is based on sex...BASED ON SEX. To reproduce. Those that reproduce the most will be the most successful... in a genetic battle. For your penis to "fail" on you because you had too much sex would be a fail design.

The only way for your penis to reduce or to increase is by surgery. The only thing "over" masturbating would do would increase the amount of time for you to get an erection again.

Please state actual evidence else case closed.



My evidence : Before my boyfriend left for deployment, we had sex 2-3 times a day for a week. Last time we did it, we couldn't finish because we were both too sore.

When he comes back I'm going to shake his hand.

Hopefully for serving his country. Having a lot of sex isn't exactly something worth going out of your way to commend.
how reasonable is it to eat off wood instead of your tummy?
ghermination
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
United States2851 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-01-29 00:06:46
January 29 2011 00:04 GMT
#539
So many name changes in the past 24 hours, this thread is golden. Would be a shoo in for the pony express if that even existed anymore.

As far as the OP image is concerned i'm pretty sure that it's designed to bolster confidence in people that read it.

I work out one to two hours a day (since high school) and have worked physical labor jobs. I am not, however, ripped or anything. I consider myself in "good" shape but i'm not stronger than your normal adult male. Even so, this image makes me sound like an adonis:

6'6'' tall
210 lbs
No idea of chest/bicep measurements
bench max is 285 atm, i got up to 315 a few years after high school.
305 squats, very rarely do these, like to rep 360 on leg press though as it hurts my shoulders less.
Normally i do 12x3 sets of pullups
Could do 50+ pushups easily.
U Gotta Skate.
Mercadia
Profile Joined December 2010
United States257 Posts
January 29 2011 00:09 GMT
#540
On January 29 2011 08:00 heroyi wrote:
I would really like to see the credentials behind continuous masturbation leading to a reduction in your penis size...

That makes absolutely no sense at all. None.

Your penis size has a relationship with the hormone level but in the end the penis size is pre-determined by the gene pool.

Second, no. Masturbation is not strainous on the organ...what the fuck are you reading exactly... Life is based on sex...BASED ON SEX. To reproduce. Those that reproduce the most will be the most successful... in a genetic battle. For your penis to "fail" on you because you had too much sex would be a fail design.

The only way for your penis to reduce or to increase is by surgery. The only thing "over" masturbating would do would increase the amount of time for you to get an erection again.

Please state actual evidence else case closed.


You should look up jelqs and penis weight devices o.O. The BIB hanger, google it for evidence=D
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