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Latham
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
9560 Posts
January 28 2011 19:12 GMT
#501
I wish the mods would stop screwing around with the thread's name. I don't want to open this every day.
For the curse of life is the curse of want. PC = https://be.pcpartpicker.com/list/4JknvV
NeVeR
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
1352 Posts
January 28 2011 19:16 GMT
#502
lmao @ name change
Cel.erity
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
United States4890 Posts
January 28 2011 19:18 GMT
#503
On January 29 2011 04:12 Latham wrote:
I wish the mods would stop screwing around with the thread's name. I don't want to open this every day.


Maybe you should cease your fascination with reading penis-related threads.
We found Dove in a soapless place.
BrodiaQ
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
United States892 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-01-28 19:41:36
January 28 2011 19:41 GMT
#504
On January 29 2011 04:12 Latham wrote:
I wish the mods would continue screwing around with the thread's name. I want to open this every day.


Fixed

I have to say I've laughed too much at the thread and the thread title.
"So come right up and let me squash your creativity with my iron fist of conservative play."--Nony
ThaZenith
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
Canada3116 Posts
January 28 2011 19:50 GMT
#505
Lol, I keep getting tricked into viewing the thread by the new titles.

Mods obsessed with penis much? o.o
Kamais_Ookin
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Canada4218 Posts
January 28 2011 19:52 GMT
#506
Love the new title, it's so true most people just talking about their dicks.
I <3 Plexa.
vdek
Profile Joined May 2010
United States267 Posts
January 28 2011 20:16 GMT
#507
On January 29 2011 04:52 Kamais_Ookin wrote:
Love the new title, it's so true most people just talking about their dicks.


Typically someone will make a post that has very little to do with penis size, the post might slightly mention it or barely hint at it. Most people will be on topic and make decent posts. Then one brave individual will subtely mention his own penis size to the chagrin of other forum members. Once this has been done, other members will chime in and mention that THEIR penis is even bigger. Some members will try to score up e-pity points by mentioning how small their penis is and how irrelevant penis size is because "It's not how big it is, It's how you use it that matters!" Once that's started the thread diverges into an e-peen boasting contest.
ChrisXIV
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
Austria3553 Posts
January 28 2011 20:20 GMT
#508
As an online discussion grows longer, the probability of a comparison involving penis length or penis usage approaches 1.
"Just stay on 1 base, make a lot of shit, keep attacking. It doesn't work? Keep attacking." -Chill
Malarkey817
Profile Joined June 2010
United States163 Posts
January 28 2011 20:27 GMT
#509
LOL! Thanks to the mods for giving me another laugh every time I check the General forum XD.

I've been wondering what the average is for curvature? I'm no captain hook, but I'm sitting here with a solid 15 degree arc upwards and slightly to the left? How 'bout you fellas?
"Mnet's Nicole The Entertainer's Introduction to Veterinary Science changed my life." -TuElite
strongandbig
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
United States4858 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-01-28 20:32:33
January 28 2011 20:31 GMT
#510
On January 29 2011 05:20 ChrisXIV wrote:
As an online discussion grows longer, the probability of a comparison involving penis length or penis usage approaches 1.



I thought that Godwin's law was something about hitler?

...

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you probably thought I was going to make a hitler's penis joke didn't you.
+ Show Spoiler +

Don't read this next part
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A priest, a rabbi, and hitler's penis walk into a bar. The bartender says, "I never expected to see you together!" The rabbi says, "Oy, it's been such a long day, we're just tired." Then Hitler's penis says, "yeah, just give us some gin and Jews."
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(please dont ban me)
"It's the torso" "only more so!"
DorF
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
Sweden961 Posts
January 28 2011 20:34 GMT
#511
Seriously , this is the 4th time clicking this ,it was interresting the first time around but why do the mods feel that this is so interesting that they have to trick me with the promises of penises every fucking day ?
BW for life !
AtomicTon
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
United States103 Posts
January 28 2011 20:44 GMT
#512
Dude, no chicks allowed. This is strictly a penis only party. A sausage fest
Wait, that's not good at all
Why did that seem cool when we were like 8? Oh yeah, because we hadn't used the penis yet. Then 10-13 came on, and everything changed. Forever.
Lipstick on the ol' dipstick
eh?
EH?
There is no heavier burden than great potential.
Like a Boss
Profile Joined January 2011
502 Posts
January 28 2011 21:05 GMT
#513
100%-99% of people on TL are in their 20s-30s thus they can easily run 1 mile in less than 12 minutes. Think about it if your in your 60s.
Ownos
Profile Joined July 2010
United States2147 Posts
January 28 2011 21:23 GMT
#514
On January 27 2011 09:00 Jstor wrote:
http://www.elitefeet.com/are-you-an-average-man



[image loading]



I'm thinking the data collected was from Americans, but overall, they seem pretty accurate, though there's a few I disagree with, such as average heart rate being 52 beats/minute (lolwut, not even most pro athletes have that low)

But overall, this seems pretty accurate.

Some of the stuff was surprising, such as: The part of a man's body that is the biggest turn-on for the average woman: his butt

I read through the entire list, and I gotta say, I feel so damn inadequate. Being below average in everything (including height) after a solid 1.5 months of regular lifting = fail. Oh well, at least my dick is average size.



That surprises you?
...deeper and deeper into the bowels of El Diablo
nastyyy
Profile Joined December 2009
United States262 Posts
January 28 2011 21:36 GMT
#515
What a biased sample.
one time
Lucidx
Profile Joined December 2010
United States122 Posts
January 28 2011 21:40 GMT
#516
I seem to have better stats then all of these. But im 15, so I wonder how much of a difference that makes.
" I would rather get AIDS then get hit by a bus then have my expansion blocked by a pylon" - Day[9]
flamewheel
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
FREEAGLELAND26781 Posts
January 28 2011 21:46 GMT
#517
LOL SICK TITLE CHANGE
Writerdamn, i was two days from retirement
Orpheos
Profile Joined April 2010
United States1663 Posts
January 28 2011 21:51 GMT
#518
well played TL mods... well played
luckyseven
Profile Joined December 2010
179 Posts
January 28 2011 22:01 GMT
#519
On January 28 2011 18:13 sob3k wrote:
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On January 28 2011 11:43 pfods wrote:
Fun fact: chronic masturbation can make your penis less girthy, and shrink in length temporarily, because you flush so much testosterone from your body. IT WILL RETURN THOUGH! simply stop fapping.


Fun Fact: Bullshit


idk how testosterone is inolved in fapping but wud like to know.
i know prolactin is released upon orgasm which reduces the dopamine caused by fapping to decrease in a negative feedback system.
i thought that perhaps fapping too much could cause abnormally lowered dopamine levels which might cause depression or similar
science and speculation are such fun combination
Torte de Lini
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
Germany38463 Posts
January 28 2011 22:02 GMT
#520
WAT? Penis Club?
I'm still a part of the Pen15 Club ): We have matching pen insignias
https://twitter.com/#!/TorteDeLini (@TorteDeLini)
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