EPT"Once there were only men, and men being men we played with ourselves a lot.
One day, one man pulled too hard and let go too quick and it snapped backlike elastic.
It snapped back so hard it went inside...
And thats where woman came from"
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ShatterStorm
Australia146 Posts
"Once there were only men, and men being men we played with ourselves a lot. One day, one man pulled too hard and let go too quick and it snapped backlike elastic. It snapped back so hard it went inside... And thats where woman came from" | ||
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Ricjames
Czech Republic1047 Posts
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sob3k
United States7572 Posts
On January 28 2011 18:25 ShatterStorm wrote: Australian Aboriginal Dreamtime legend... "Once there were only men, and men being men we played with ourselves a lot. One day, one man pulled too hard and let go too quick and it snapped backlike elastic. It snapped back so hard it went inside... And thats where woman came from" I did that once | ||
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gongryong
Korea (South)1430 Posts
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GT
Korea (South)141 Posts
i weigh 135 lbs im 6'1" i dont "lift weights" maybe 20$ annually on vitamins i am fairly fit i dont own gym equipment ~10-11% body fat my heart runs at about 55-60 bpm my waist size is a 32" i run a mile in about 6:45 i can do maybe 37 pushups in a minute i can do about 15-20 pullups my arm is like 9" :[ idk what my chest is but its definitely less than 40", its probably negative. i can bench the bar so maybe 45 lbs? so pathetic xD i try to get a couple hours of exercise per week | ||
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GGitsJack
New Zealand426 Posts
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lynx.oblige
Sierra Leone2268 Posts
On January 28 2011 18:25 ShatterStorm wrote: Australian Aboriginal Dreamtime legend... "Once there were only men, and men being men we played with ourselves a lot. One day, one man pulled too hard and let go too quick and it snapped backlike elastic. It snapped back so hard it went inside... And thats where woman came from" rofl | ||
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igotmyown
United States4291 Posts
Pounds the average man can bench-press one time: 160 Age (yrs) 20-29 30-39 40-49 50-59 60-69 Max. Weight (lbs) 180 158 143 128 116 Considering that The average man is 34.4 years old. The average man doesn't bench 180 one time, that's the average 20 something year old? But some of the weird things: Percentage of men who don't belong to a gym: 88% I would ignore the "fit man" data, since it's from a running website and they don't tell you how fit is defined. The average pull-up is kind of weird, although the average man (and above average) probably weigh a lot more than a lot of the people listing their pull-ups. An 180 pound pull-up would probably round out the results better. | ||
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igotmyown
United States4291 Posts
5'11" + Show Spoiler [Senior year high school] + <140 lbs (cross country weight) pullups: always stop at 10 bench: <100 lb waist: 30" + Show Spoiler [semi-consistent gym, mid twenties] + 150 lbs pullups: always stop at 10 bench: 145 for 10, maybe 165 for 1 waist: 32" | ||
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lu_cid
United States428 Posts
On January 28 2011 06:06 luckyseven wrote: okay i found the tape measure i'd stored away since the christmas crackers (got it from white people) APPROX NERD BODY (me) 6'2'' height 188cm 165lbs weight 75kg 5.9/5.9 penis 16cm at avg 2.2 wanks a day lasting avg 20 mins each 38'' chest 97cm 12.5'' bicep 32cm 103lbs bench 47kg 3x5 57lbs military press 26kg 3x5 110lbs squat 50kg 0-1 pullup 16?? pushup (when drunk) You just described me almost exactly. Creepy yo. | ||
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Sc2ggRise
United States607 Posts
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pfods
United States895 Posts
Sorry you jerk off 89 times a day and you don't want to believe your dick can be hurt from it. You do realize masturbation is incredibly straining on the penis, right? Not to mention lack of testosterone is directly related to penis size and how hard you can get it. People undergoing gender reassignment who go under hormone therapy and lower their levels of testosterone usually see their penis decrease in size and have a harder time getting an erection. STOP ARGUING WITH DICK SCIENCE. | ||
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GT
Korea (South)141 Posts
On January 28 2011 22:44 pfods wrote: Sorry you jerk off 89 times a day and you don't want to believe your dick can be hurt from it. You do realize masturbation is incredibly straining on the penis, right? Not to mention lack of testosterone is directly related to penis size and how hard you can get it. People undergoing gender reassignment who go under hormone therapy and lower their levels of testosterone usually see their penis decrease in size and have a harder time getting an erection. STOP ARGUING WITH DICK SCIENCE. i agree, never argue with dick science. | ||
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XeliN
United Kingdom1755 Posts
*giggle* | ||
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Jswizzy
United States791 Posts
Dick Science, hey. Seems about as credible as creationism. | ||
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pfods
United States895 Posts
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Scaipax
Netherlands54 Posts
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vdek
United States267 Posts
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lynx.oblige
Sierra Leone2268 Posts
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Slakter
Sweden1947 Posts
On January 28 2011 23:55 vdek wrote: Well guys, you should know I'm a diamond ranked zerg player, so I'm obviously above average in every way. This comment together with the namechanges of this thread make this thread the thread of the year. And its still January. | ||
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