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Jswizzy
Profile Joined March 2010
United States791 Posts
January 28 2011 02:57 GMT
#441
On January 28 2011 11:50 Roe wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 28 2011 11:43 pfods wrote:
Fun fact: chronic masturbation can make your penis less girthy, and shrink in length temporarily, because you flush so much testosterone from your body. IT WILL RETURN THOUGH! simply stop fapping.

you remind me of General Jack D Ripper from Dr. Strangelove


You know he was right about the fluoridation of water being dangerous.
I always try to give a sensitive, reasoned answer. This is usually awkward, time consuming and pointless.
luckyseven
Profile Joined December 2010
179 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-01-28 03:10:01
January 28 2011 03:05 GMT
#442
[image loading]
Rawenkeke
Profile Joined September 2010
Norway350 Posts
January 28 2011 03:17 GMT
#443
On January 28 2011 12:05 luckyseven wrote:
[image loading]




HAHA OMG I CANT STOP LAUGHING.


Also buffed average guy is buffed :d
CrazyF1r3f0x
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States2120 Posts
January 28 2011 03:26 GMT
#444
The title changed again!
"Actual happiness always looks pretty squalid in comparison with the overcompensations for misery."
Licmyobelisk
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
Philippines3682 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-01-28 04:09:42
January 28 2011 04:07 GMT
#445
hahaha this thread is hilarious.. I'm asian and my dick is around 5 1/2 inches but good grid.

lol tripods so subtle it's like esx_raptor! also nobody beats raptor since his dick is sometimes dipping on the toilet water.
I don't think I've ever wished my opponent good luck prior to a game. When I play, I play to win. I hope every opponent I ever have is cursed with fucking terrible luck. I hope they're stuck playing underneath a stepladder with a black cat in attendance a
seRapH
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States9830 Posts
January 28 2011 04:18 GMT
#446
K I need to keep an eye on the title
boomer hands
Jstor
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
United States107 Posts
January 28 2011 05:47 GMT
#447
On January 28 2011 13:07 Licmyobelisk wrote:
hahaha this thread is hilarious.. I'm asian and my dick is around 5 1/2 inches but good grid.


You're also filipino so it doesn't count.
AyeH
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States534 Posts
January 28 2011 06:13 GMT
#448
On January 28 2011 07:22 On_Slaught wrote:
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On January 28 2011 07:20 AyeH wrote:
wow. only average pullup is 1?! i can do avg of 28.. lol. and about 50-60 push ups.


An average of 28 pullups but only 50 pushups? Interesting...


50 pushups in 1 minute. i can do more definitely.
Is it in you?
semantics
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
10040 Posts
January 28 2011 06:58 GMT
#449

I suppose i should put this in here eventually.
dr.mayco
Profile Joined August 2010
United States23 Posts
January 28 2011 07:11 GMT
#450
The mods spending every waking moment trying to come up with clever titles are just as gay as the insecure kids trying to tell everyone their "above average" dick sizes

User was banned for this post.
Gummy
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
United States2180 Posts
January 28 2011 07:22 GMT
#451
The title is the original again
¯\_(ツ)_/¯ There are three kinds of people in the world: those who can count and those who can't.
Shockk
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Germany2269 Posts
January 28 2011 08:15 GMT
#452
The constantly changing titles of this thread are pure comedy gold. Keep it up.
KinosJourney2
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
Sweden1811 Posts
January 28 2011 08:18 GMT
#453
On January 28 2011 12:05 luckyseven wrote:
[image loading]


Hahahahahaha.

You should have drew the american sitting in one of those electric chairs that they drive around in stores with. :D
ocho wrote: EDIT: NEVERMIND, THIS THING HAS APM TECHNOLOGY OMG
ShatterStorm
Profile Joined October 2010
Australia146 Posts
January 28 2011 08:22 GMT
#454
When I met my wife she asked me to give her "6 inches of hard goodness" I told her I dont fold it in half for anybody...All jokes aside though, my dick is actually only 3 inches... from the ground

You know what a guy with a 12 inch dick has for breakfast ?
Well, this morning I had bacon and eggs with a glass of OJ

I got a genie in a bottle once and told him I wished my dick reached the ground... so he cut off my legs.
Do or do not, there is no try
Licmyobelisk
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
Philippines3682 Posts
January 28 2011 08:54 GMT
#455
On January 28 2011 17:22 ShatterStorm wrote:
When I met my wife she asked me to give her "6 inches of hard goodness" I told her I dont fold it in half for anybody...All jokes aside though, my dick is actually only 3 inches... from the ground

You know what a guy with a 12 inch dick has for breakfast ?
Well, this morning I had bacon and eggs with a glass of OJ

I got a genie in a bottle once and told him I wished my dick reached the ground... so he cut off my legs.


hahahahaha ^_^
I don't think I've ever wished my opponent good luck prior to a game. When I play, I play to win. I hope every opponent I ever have is cursed with fucking terrible luck. I hope they're stuck playing underneath a stepladder with a black cat in attendance a
Kenpachi
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States9908 Posts
January 28 2011 09:00 GMT
#456
what if the man went to hell. would the dong go to-
oh i c whats hell
Nada's body is South Korea's greatest weapon.
hp.Shell
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States2527 Posts
January 28 2011 09:06 GMT
#457
I'm surprised at the avg penis size they reported. I thought it would have been bigger. :D
Please PM me with any songs you like that you think I haven't heard before!
don_kyuhote
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
3007 Posts
January 28 2011 09:10 GMT
#458
I lolled at average # of pull-up = 1.
Sigh...time revive the glorious days of high school when I used to be able to do 15 pull ups.
Now I can barely do 6.
For what shall it profit a man, if he shall gain the whole world, and lose his own soul?
sob3k
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States7572 Posts
January 28 2011 09:13 GMT
#459
On January 28 2011 11:43 pfods wrote:
Fun fact: chronic masturbation can make your penis less girthy, and shrink in length temporarily, because you flush so much testosterone from your body. IT WILL RETURN THOUGH! simply stop fapping.


Fun Fact: Bullshit
In Hungry Hungry Hippos there are no such constraints—one can constantly attempt to collect marbles with one’s hippo, limited only by one’s hippo-levering capabilities.
Shinshin
Profile Joined November 2009
United States106 Posts
January 28 2011 09:17 GMT
#460
I don't recall reading it saying erect...
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