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Musou
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
1375 Posts
January 28 2011 01:37 GMT
#401
On January 28 2011 09:33 luckyseven wrote:
*probably you mean average HOUSEHOLD income is 30k, meaning 2 partners making 15k each :/


10k salary (even assuming GBP, ~16k USD) is far below average, even if you're assuming untaxed income. It's quite close to poverty level. It depends on what you are considering average, though. If you're talking 15-18 year olds who live with their parents and don't have to pay rent, utilities, food, and other miscellaneous expenses, then 10k might be average for a part time job, since it doesn't even come close to minimum wage for a full time job. Average household income is approximately 1.5 times that of the average person's income (at $45k/year).
Jswizzy
Profile Joined March 2010
United States791 Posts
January 28 2011 01:38 GMT
#402
On January 28 2011 10:14 forgotten0ne wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 28 2011 10:12 heroyi wrote:
On January 28 2011 10:09 forgotten0ne wrote:
On January 28 2011 10:04 heroyi wrote:
On January 28 2011 09:59 whitelynx wrote:
On January 28 2011 07:40 forgotten0ne wrote:
For all of you skinny/semi-skinny people with larger than average penises wondering how the average is so low, it's because of obesity. The average would be at least an inch larger if so many penis lengths weren't hidden by an inch or two of fat. Also, when going through puberty, the skinny bitches almost always get 1.5x-2x as much penis growth as fat guys, because there is nowhere for the penis to go but out - fat guy's penises grow out AND in. Try for yourself if you're a bit fat, you should be able to feel your penis inside of you quite far.


What the fuck.
That is so bullshit.

err what??
No that is wrong.

Penis doesn't grow or "shrink" because of obesity....
Fat people tend to have smaller penis because of the fat surrounding the penis area thus it "hides" the shaft decreasing the exposing shaft thus giving it the illusion of smaller penis.
That is why skinny people look like they have bigger penises than fat people because they have less fat thus more exposing shaft...

growing inside...what the fuck kind of explanation is that lmao.


Do some advanced research and get back to me. Ask any girl that has had sex with 10+ guys about the one with the biggest dick. $10 says she will say he was super skinny. Go ahead, follow your penis past the base, and push in - notice how it keeps going? Unless you're super skinny, notice how it feels like it stops? Find someone that is opposite of you, and ask them if you don't believe the opposing. While you're at it, grab a sample of 1000 males that have undergone puberty while being super skinny, and 1000 that have undergone puberty being obese. I'm willing to bet the average length difference will be >1.5". While you're at it, find me a male porn star that was fat when he went through puberty.

I don't understand what is going on...
Yea...I did state that skinny people have a "bigger" penis than a fat guy because of the fat...
I am not super skinny...I do have fat around the base of my penis...so yes...I would be able to feel it go inside more...
I don't think we are on the same page...maybe I read your post wrong...


I am saying that your obesity DURING puberty effects the permanent growth that takes place.

Maybe it's because fatter men produce more estrogen and have less testosterone.
I always try to give a sensitive, reasoned answer. This is usually awkward, time consuming and pointless.
GiantEnemyCrab
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Canada503 Posts
January 28 2011 01:38 GMT
#403
i do push ups with my penis
¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Rhyme
Profile Joined May 2010
United States1069 Posts
January 28 2011 01:39 GMT
#404
On January 28 2011 10:38 GiantEnemyCrab wrote:
i do push ups with my penis


You only need one.
dont ever say that
Seeker *
Profile Blog Joined April 2005
Where dat snitch at?37023 Posts
January 28 2011 01:39 GMT
#405
lol, the name changed
I'm curious, how many times has it changed?
And also, it seems more like a "what makes you a man" discussion, not really a "P - - - -" discussion
ModeratorPeople ask me, "Seeker, what are you seeking?" My answer? "Sleep, damn it! Always sleep!"
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Gummy
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
United States2180 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-01-28 01:40:36
January 28 2011 01:39 GMT
#406
LOL at the new title

On January 28 2011 10:39 Seeker wrote:
lol, the name changed
I'm curious, how many times has it changed?
And also, it seems more like a "what makes you a man" discussion, not really a "P - - - -" discussion


You clearly haven't been following the developments in the thread.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯ There are three kinds of people in the world: those who can count and those who can't.
Two_DoWn
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States13684 Posts
January 28 2011 01:41 GMT
#407
This thread is gold.
"What is the air speed velocity of an unladen courier?" "Dire or Radiant?"
Gummy
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
United States2180 Posts
January 28 2011 01:44 GMT
#408
On January 28 2011 10:41 Two_DoWn wrote:
This thread is gold.

My penis is also made of gold. Sometimes it's inconvenient, since gold is one of the softer metals, but given its high density, I am able to thrust with a surprising amount of force. Bitches better wear some padding.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯ There are three kinds of people in the world: those who can count and those who can't.
heroyi
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
United States1064 Posts
January 28 2011 01:45 GMT
#409
On January 28 2011 10:37 Musou wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 28 2011 09:33 luckyseven wrote:
*probably you mean average HOUSEHOLD income is 30k, meaning 2 partners making 15k each :/


10k salary (even assuming GBP, ~16k USD) is far below average, even if you're assuming untaxed income. It's quite close to poverty level. It depends on what you are considering average, though. If you're talking 15-18 year olds who live with their parents and don't have to pay rent, utilities, food, and other miscellaneous expenses, then 10k might be average for a part time job, since it doesn't even come close to minimum wage for a full time job. Average household income is approximately 1.5 times that of the average person's income (at $45k/year).

honestly I understand how one could live like a "king" with 30k yearly...
wat wat in my pants
pfods
Profile Joined September 2010
United States895 Posts
January 28 2011 01:45 GMT
#410
Are you guys talking about actual penis size or how it looks? If a fat guy lost weight his dick wouldn't drink with his waist line. Therefor, he has the same sized dick as a skinny guy, his is just covered while fat.

And the penis grows in? THAT MAKES NO FUCKING SENSE DON'T TELL ME TO DO RESEARCH.

Your shaft actually goes in about six inches into your body. Penis enlargement surgery extends it out a little bit. Your penis cannot actually grow inwards otherwise you would fucking push your dick into your intestines and probably rupture something. That makes no sense anatomically. Seriously.
gogogadgetflow
Profile Joined March 2010
United States2583 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-01-28 01:51:13
January 28 2011 01:45 GMT
#411
On January 28 2011 09:45 GreEny K wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 28 2011 00:16 R0YAL wrote:
12:17 for the average mile? Does this include senior citizens too or something? Well I bring the avg way down with a 4:30 12:17 is terrible! It should be the average for a 2 mile.. Come'on America! tt

EDIT:
On January 28 2011 00:15 Typho0n wrote:
in the article it says the time for the average male to run 1.5 miles is 12.45 and 8:34 to run a mile.... that makes more sense

ah thats more like it


Maybe you should be in the Olympics because the 1500m race is the closest thing they have to a mile race at .93 of a mile. World record for men is something like 3:53.something


Some people here are athletic dude - he probably ran/runs track in high school.

Edit: haha the Penis discussion is really getting out of hand. I do remember that one pornstar on that podcast saying its always the skinny guys with the biggest dicks - so she guessed Dario had a pretty big one.

Right it was this one: http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=156177
RHMVNovus
Profile Joined October 2010
United States738 Posts
January 28 2011 01:46 GMT
#412
Your nickname is Jstor? That's fucking awesome. You're fucking awesome.
Droning his sorrows in massive amounts of macro
Hollywise
Profile Joined December 2010
France112 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-01-28 01:48:24
January 28 2011 01:46 GMT
#413
On January 27 2011 09:00 Jstor wrote:
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http://www.elitefeet.com/are-you-an-average-man



[image loading]



I'm thinking the data collected was from Americans, but overall, they seem pretty accurate, though there's a few I disagree with, such as average heart rate being 52 beats/minute (lolwut, not even most pro athletes have that low)

But overall, this seems pretty accurate.

Some of the stuff was surprising, such as: The part of a man's body that is the biggest turn-on for the average woman: his butt

I read through the entire list, and I gotta say, I feel so damn inadequate. Being below average in everything (including height) after a solid 1.5 months of regular lifting = fail. Oh well, at least my dick is average size.



no offence for americans, but its funny to look at these stats
i hope at least 90% of them are fake
has left the game.
BlueRoyaL
Profile Blog Joined February 2006
United States2493 Posts
January 28 2011 01:48 GMT
#414
On January 28 2011 10:33 heroyi wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 28 2011 10:14 forgotten0ne wrote:
On January 28 2011 10:12 heroyi wrote:
On January 28 2011 10:09 forgotten0ne wrote:
On January 28 2011 10:04 heroyi wrote:
On January 28 2011 09:59 whitelynx wrote:
On January 28 2011 07:40 forgotten0ne wrote:
For all of you skinny/semi-skinny people with larger than average penises wondering how the average is so low, it's because of obesity. The average would be at least an inch larger if so many penis lengths weren't hidden by an inch or two of fat. Also, when going through puberty, the skinny bitches almost always get 1.5x-2x as much penis growth as fat guys, because there is nowhere for the penis to go but out - fat guy's penises grow out AND in. Try for yourself if you're a bit fat, you should be able to feel your penis inside of you quite far.


What the fuck.
That is so bullshit.

err what??
No that is wrong.

Penis doesn't grow or "shrink" because of obesity....
Fat people tend to have smaller penis because of the fat surrounding the penis area thus it "hides" the shaft decreasing the exposing shaft thus giving it the illusion of smaller penis.
That is why skinny people look like they have bigger penises than fat people because they have less fat thus more exposing shaft...

growing inside...what the fuck kind of explanation is that lmao.


Do some advanced research and get back to me. Ask any girl that has had sex with 10+ guys about the one with the biggest dick. $10 says she will say he was super skinny. Go ahead, follow your penis past the base, and push in - notice how it keeps going? Unless you're super skinny, notice how it feels like it stops? Find someone that is opposite of you, and ask them if you don't believe the opposing. While you're at it, grab a sample of 1000 males that have undergone puberty while being super skinny, and 1000 that have undergone puberty being obese. I'm willing to bet the average length difference will be >1.5". While you're at it, find me a male porn star that was fat when he went through puberty.

I don't understand what is going on...
Yea...I did state that skinny people have a "bigger" penis than a fat guy because of the fat...
I am not super skinny...I do have fat around the base of my penis...so yes...I would be able to feel it go inside more...
I don't think we are on the same page...maybe I read your post wrong...


I am saying that your obesity DURING puberty effects the permanent growth that takes place.

Ok I still find that hard to believe...


Seriously though that still doesn't make any sense to me...


Me too, doesn't make much sense, and I wont believe it until you show us proof.

forgotten one you should just link us to something that proves this, has to be a credible source though..
WHAT'S HAPPENIN
Noev
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States1105 Posts
January 28 2011 01:50 GMT
#415
the best part about this thread is that since it was first posted the title has changed like 5 times lol.

some interesting stats not sure how they collected there data though
a176
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Canada6688 Posts
January 28 2011 01:50 GMT
#416
hey guys im pretty short only 5'6 how big should i be?
starleague forever
Ryuu314
Profile Joined October 2009
United States12679 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-01-28 01:51:19
January 28 2011 01:51 GMT
#417
On January 28 2011 10:46 Hollywise wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 27 2011 09:00 Jstor wrote:
+ Show Spoiler +
http://www.elitefeet.com/are-you-an-average-man



[image loading]



I'm thinking the data collected was from Americans, but overall, they seem pretty accurate, though there's a few I disagree with, such as average heart rate being 52 beats/minute (lolwut, not even most pro athletes have that low)

But overall, this seems pretty accurate.

Some of the stuff was surprising, such as: The part of a man's body that is the biggest turn-on for the average woman: his butt

I read through the entire list, and I gotta say, I feel so damn inadequate. Being below average in everything (including height) after a solid 1.5 months of regular lifting = fail. Oh well, at least my dick is average size.



no offence for americans, but its funny to look at these stats
i hope at least 90% of them are fake

Well...seeing how the average American is overweight, I'm not surprised :\

I love the mods' trolling btw. Keep it up! xP
heroyi
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
United States1064 Posts
January 28 2011 01:51 GMT
#418
still not understanding how obesity would affect your growth...you would have to be, my guess, OBESE to have your body to mutate and not follow the proper cell cycle...

Your body knows and recognizes fat like gold...so...yea...
wat wat in my pants
DibujEx
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
Chile130 Posts
January 28 2011 01:52 GMT
#419
lol good change, I likedthe previous thou
;D!
Lovedrop
Profile Joined April 2010
2629 Posts
January 28 2011 01:53 GMT
#420
I think the problem with penile insecurity is growing larger everyday.
Writerundefeated thunderdome champion 。゚+.(o´・ω・`o)+.゚。イィ!! :+:+: @lubdrop
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