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Cofo
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
United States1388 Posts
January 29 2011 00:58 GMT
#561
Hah, I clicked on this thread three times before I caught on :S
+ Show Spoiler +
heroyi
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
United States1064 Posts
January 29 2011 00:59 GMT
#562
On January 29 2011 09:53 NIJ wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 29 2011 08:00 heroyi wrote:
I would really like to see the credentials behind continuous masturbation leading to a reduction in your penis size...

That makes absolutely no sense at all. None.

Your penis size has a relationship with the hormone level but in the end the penis size is pre-determined by the gene pool.

Second, no. Masturbation is not strainous on the organ...what the fuck are you reading exactly... Life is based on sex...BASED ON SEX. To reproduce. Those that reproduce the most will be the most successful... in a genetic battle. For your penis to "fail" on you because you had too much sex would be a fail design.

The only way for your penis to reduce or to increase is by surgery. The only thing "over" masturbating would do would increase the amount of time for you to get an erection again.

Please state actual evidence else case closed.

Well agreed for most, but sex is extremly strainous to your body, which may be a good or bad thing. Just like heavy exercise is strainous which may be a good thing.

Also, most organisms that are successful at reproducing don't live long. I.e. male ants that straight off die after they ejaculate. That's cause your individual life has nothing to do with welfare of a population, so your argument is ill founded.

But thats ants...so...it doesn't matter. There evolution/mating patterns are much different than humans/all species.
The idea would be if a guy could only go on having two sex while a different guy can mate with a 100 girls then ideally the player with the 100sex would give more offspring and overwhelm the other male's offsprings. We have WAY more sperm than needed and produce at an extreme rate. This would indicate we were made to have frequent sex. Cause in life anything that is not efficient dies off (usually, that is the idea at least).
wat wat in my pants
Kyhol
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
Canada2575 Posts
January 29 2011 01:00 GMT
#563
lol... the names have went downhill.
Wishing you well.
Shikyo
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Finland33997 Posts
January 29 2011 01:13 GMT
#564
52 bpm? Makes no sense. I don't spend almost anything on vitamins. My weight is way lower, like 142. I started working out a few months ago but meh meh. Average height, pretty average. I've never tried bench press. I can't do 33 push-ups, I guess. T_T

Fat % is below average. That amount to run a mile must be wrong? I guess many guys can't run a mile straight, though.

Oh, at least I'm above average in the most thought-to-be-significant thing on the list.

Need to work out more..
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Ryndika
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
1489 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-01-29 01:21:16
January 29 2011 01:18 GMT
#565
You got me again, tricky... @_@

Someone shall make an poll and ask 'how many times you belive they are going to change the name of the thread?' :>

The idea would be if a guy could only go on having two sex while a different guy can mate with a 100 girls then ideally the player with the 100sex would give more offspring and overwhelm the other male's offsprings. We have WAY more sperm than needed and produce at an extreme rate. This would indicate we were made to have frequent sex. Cause in life anything that is not efficient dies off (usually, that is the idea at least).


E: Haha, think if we had limited amount of sperm. Many of us would be screwed- ;D
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b0rn
Profile Joined April 2010
United States28 Posts
January 29 2011 01:22 GMT
#566
lol why is thread keep changing name
"i like turtles"
Excludos
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Norway8230 Posts
January 29 2011 01:24 GMT
#567
On January 29 2011 10:22 b0rn wrote:
lol why is thread keep changing name


Hahaha. I noticed that too. I don't think you can change the name of a thread without being a moderator either. Someone around here has a funny sense of humor.
d_so
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Korea (South)3262 Posts
January 29 2011 01:29 GMT
#568
i like my dick but it has an annoying quality of varying in size when erect according to the hotness of the girl.

i've been working on my pullups twice a week now for three weeks and im finally able to do 2, almost 3. it's hard stuff
manner
See.Blue
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
United States2673 Posts
January 29 2011 01:31 GMT
#569
Like my penis, this thread delivers.
GGTeMpLaR
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
United States7226 Posts
January 29 2011 01:31 GMT
#570
LOL who keeps changing the name hahaha

every day something that I just click on and totally don't expect this again, then see it and rofl
Apex
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States7227 Posts
January 29 2011 01:36 GMT
#571
....I keep on getting fooled by the thread title changes. Especially because some of them are cut off so I can't really tell if it's another joke regarding the thread until I click on it. @_@
iNcontroL *
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
USA29055 Posts
January 29 2011 01:37 GMT
#572
I don't mean to be a dick but some of you are really cocky.
vdek
Profile Joined May 2010
United States267 Posts
January 29 2011 01:38 GMT
#573
On January 29 2011 10:37 iNcontroL wrote:
I don't mean to be a dick but some of you are really cocky.


I don't mean to be cocky, but I just have a really big dick.
Roe
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
Canada6002 Posts
January 29 2011 01:38 GMT
#574
On January 29 2011 10:29 d_so wrote:
i like my dick but it has an annoying quality of varying in size when erect according to the hotness of the girl.

i've been working on my pullups twice a week now for three weeks and im finally able to do 2, almost 3. it's hard stuff

you narcissist...
Yoshi Kirishima
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United States10366 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-01-29 01:58:23
January 29 2011 01:53 GMT
#575
Not sure how someone could "run" a mile in 12:17. It's fairly easy to walk a mile in less than 10 minutes if you just walk fast.



For me, a JV track sprinter, it takes a little more than 8 minutes to run a mile if I'm actually trying hard. And many people aren't fit for that kind of running, they have to sort of "prepare" for it. So I guess that's why.

Edit:
On January 29 2011 10:37 iNcontroL wrote:
I don't mean to be a dick but some of you are really cocky.


I don't mean to be cocky, but I just have a really big dick.


ROFL ROFL ROFL
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DarkPlasmaBall
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States45210 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-01-29 02:04:05
January 29 2011 02:03 GMT
#576
On January 29 2011 10:38 vdek wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 29 2011 10:37 iNcontroL wrote:
I don't mean to be a dick but some of you are really cocky.


I don't mean to be cocky, but I just have a really big dick.


I don't mean to be dicky, but I...

ah fuck it.

Can we change the thread title to something that has absolutely nothing to do with penises? Like "PvZ is so Imbalanced WTF" so the name-changers can trick some mods too?
"There is nothing more satisfying than looking at a crowd of people and helping them get what I love." ~Day[9] Daily #100
EvasivE
Profile Joined July 2010
United States70 Posts
January 29 2011 02:10 GMT
#577
i keep clicking on this thread because of the lame cock puns lol but it keeps making me laugh cause im directed to this thread

On January 29 2011 10:37 iNcontroL wrote:
I don't mean to be a dick but some of you are really cocky.


let the children have their fun :D
!
SCdinner
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
Canada516 Posts
January 29 2011 02:20 GMT
#578
Why do women like the man's ass the most? The reason why the butt is the hottest part of the human body is... because it indicates intelligence. When the human race was evolving from a four legged primate to a two legged man its brain benifited the most. When two limbs are freed to become hands it allowed the human race to view the world in a 3 dimentional manner and alter its environment which lead to exponential growth in frontal lobe development. What is the most importiant physical devleopement for having two legs be the primary form of transportation? A well developed butt.

Sorry about all the spelling errors. It is because my bum isn't hot enough
My other car is a battlecruiser.
Bibbit
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
Canada5377 Posts
January 29 2011 03:21 GMT
#579
Man with hand in pocket feels cocky all day.
Banteng
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
United States148 Posts
January 29 2011 03:22 GMT
#580
I knew which thread this was going to be, but I clicked on the title anyway.
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