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ShAsTa
Profile Joined November 2002
Belgium2841 Posts
August 29 2004 00:44 GMT
#61
On August 29 2004 06:59 Esor wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 29 2004 02:06 Beyonder wrote:
On August 29 2004 01:20 InToTheWannaB wrote:
Well mine is with out question the time this girl rose gave me a ride. I kinda knew her, but not really all that well. God knows why she offered the ride even. Anyway we talking in the car, and stuff. She seemed cool we are geting along ok. We get to school, and i say thx for the ride and stuff. Im about to get out of the car, and she leans over as im turning away and "give me a kiss". I'm think, ok i know lots of girls that like to give kiss, and hugs when they say good bye. So no big thing to me, she wants to give me a kiss good bye. I'm not going to say no lol. So I look back and she leaning across the car with her eyes closed and lips puckered. So I kiss her. This bitch jumps back across the car as fast as any human ever could, and curls into a ball in the corner like I tryed to rape her. Omg then I'm like Wtf just happened? I turn around, and what do I see but 3 of her GFs that seen this whole damn thing happen Lmao. Seems It was one of her GFs she was asking to kiss her lol. I just felt like the biggest dick in the whole damn world at that moment. However she and her GFs were all really cool about it and never busted my balls.


Hahahahahahahhahaha!!!! In Holland it's common to kiss eachother goodbye though! 3 Kisses even!


That is common in all of europe. When I am in the United States, I still do it and call it 'culture'. Females find me very charming and romantic.

Uh, no. I don't know how things are in every european country but I do know that in France it's 2 kisses.
If we hit that bull's eye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.
grr
Profile Joined January 2004
Sweden48 Posts
August 29 2004 01:07 GMT
#62
Mine was at my gymnasium (like senior high school) kick off party. I got incredibly drunk on some home made wine and in the end I couldn't walk at all. So the smart dudes that held the party drove me home in a shopping cart and dumped me outside for my father to pick me up.
you must be losing your mind
pinbaLL
Profile Joined March 2004
Sweden1711 Posts
August 29 2004 01:11 GMT
#63
On August 29 2004 10:07 grr wrote:
Mine was at my gymnasium (like senior high school) kick off party. I got incredibly drunk on some home made wine and in the end I couldn't walk at all. So the smart dudes that held the party drove me home in a shopping cart and dumped me outside for my father to pick me up.


hahahaha rofl
- Evergrey - This is a fucking British flag, and these colours dont fucking run! - Bruce Dickinson
pinbaLL
Profile Joined March 2004
Sweden1711 Posts
August 29 2004 01:11 GMT
#64
What did your father say?
- Evergrey - This is a fucking British flag, and these colours dont fucking run! - Bruce Dickinson
grr
Profile Joined January 2004
Sweden48 Posts
August 29 2004 02:17 GMT
#65
Well, since he knew I was going to be semi-conscious (I told him about the party, even if it's commonly known that many students go to this kind of party at their first year) he didn't say that much. I puked on the lawn before he carried me up to my bed, where I passed out.
you must be losing your mind
Payt1
Profile Joined May 2004
418 Posts
August 29 2004 02:46 GMT
#66
Ah man.. I've got too many to list, but I'll try and some good ones.

This one was a few months ago. I was at a friend's house with some people. We were watching some movie and talking, just hanging out. I was sitting next to this girl I liked. I was just joking around, and I put my arm around her. Anyways, she turned around, and just gave me this.. LOOK. Like I was doing something both despicable and weird. Then she just sorta reached over, and picked up my hand, and put it in my lap. Then turned back around and kept watching the movie.

This one was about two weeks ago.. I was staying at a friend's cabin with him and one other guy, and his family. It was raining, so there wasn't anything to do outside. The two of them were playing Halo, so I went into our room and started reading some book. For some reason, they kept turning off my light, so I'd have to get up from my position behind a bed (where you couldn't see the door, and people coming in couldn't see you) and keep turning it on. I annoyed after a bit, and when they did it again, I shouted "goddamnit, STOP THAT."

..it turned out that last time, it had been my friend's mom. She couldn't see me behind the bed, so she thought there was no one in the room, and that we'd just left the light on.
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True_Spike
Profile Joined July 2004
Poland3433 Posts
August 29 2004 02:48 GMT
#67
On August 29 2004 10:11 pinbaLL wrote:
What did your father say?


Hi son.
How was the party?
-_-;
RiSE
Profile Joined April 2004
United States3182 Posts
Last Edited: 2004-08-29 03:22:36
August 29 2004 03:21 GMT
#68
On August 28 2004 06:23 LetMeBeWithYou wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 27 2004 16:38 dronebabo wrote:
On August 27 2004 16:20 RiSE wrote:
My mother walked in on me masturbating.

owned.


"what was your moms reaction?


"Oh, sorry" Then she walked away with an akward look on her face. So embarrassing.
heavy hand upon the land, feel it's weight inside you
EvilTeletubby
Profile Blog Joined January 2004
Baltimore, USA22259 Posts
August 29 2004 09:23 GMT
#69
On August 29 2004 12:21 RiSE wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 28 2004 06:23 LetMeBeWithYou wrote:
On August 27 2004 16:38 dronebabo wrote:
On August 27 2004 16:20 RiSE wrote:
My mother walked in on me masturbating.

owned.


"what was your moms reaction?


"Oh, sorry" Then she walked away with an akward look on her face. So embarrassing.


I'll repeat:

Owned.
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CheesyPuffYumm
Profile Joined August 2004
United States1 Post
August 29 2004 10:19 GMT
#70
I wanted to die then . . . I laugh now
Okay here is the first story:
In 6th grade I had gym class and i really had to pass gas but being a girl...well...It's just not acceptable...Well I couldn't hold it in . . . I swear it was so loud like everyone heard it . . . I was so embarassed that I ran out of the gym and started crying and I am sure that eveyone just started laughing. That was the lat gym class I ever took. And I am sure the teacher I went to busted u after I left.... Good Old days I say
The second one:
I was with a church youth group and We went to the ppol. Well I didn't want to sim so I just hung out. Right when everyone was leaving my leader pushed me in and my top untied its happy little self. I sa soo embarassed I haven't gone to youth group since.
Those are he days I wanted to die
When You Gotta Go You Gotta Go
FakeSteve[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
Valhalla18444 Posts
August 29 2004 10:25 GMT
#71
haha just learn to laugh stuff like that second one off :D
Moderatormy tatsu loops r fuckin nice
Mindcrime
Profile Joined July 2004
United States6899 Posts
August 29 2004 10:30 GMT
#72
I used to play soccer when I was young and well..... one time, the kick off caught me square in the balls and I fell down and cried. T_T
That wasn't any act of God. That was an act of pure human fuckery.
hasuwar
Profile Joined April 2003
7365 Posts
August 29 2004 10:34 GMT
#73
On August 29 2004 19:30 Mindcrime wrote:
I used to play soccer when I was young and well..... one time, the kick off caught me square in the balls and I fell down and cried. T_T


get it on video?
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Mindcrime
Profile Joined July 2004
United States6899 Posts
August 29 2004 10:35 GMT
#74
There's probably some parent out there with it on video....
That wasn't any act of God. That was an act of pure human fuckery.
Meta
Profile Blog Joined June 2003
United States6228 Posts
August 29 2004 10:36 GMT
#75
hahaha mindcrime, that video would be priceless
but no seriously, that sucks
good vibes only
Lewan72
Profile Joined April 2011
United States381 Posts
August 12 2011 21:20 GMT
#76
On August 27 2004 10:01 choader wrote:
All the farting things reminded me of another one. Another time in my younger years I was at soccer camp, and the counselors were handing out various awards that we had earned, so about 30 kids were all sitting "indian style" in a group around the speaker. At that time I couldn't hold in a fart for the life of me, but I was hoping to God I could, 'cause I had a big one brewing. Naturally I couldn't, but rather than letting it all come at once, my efforts forced the flatulence to come out over the period of about 30 (!) seconds in the form of a really high-pitched whistle-screech that everyone heard. Everyone became silent and stared at me for the entire time. My face turned red.


LOLOLOL i'm in tears from laughing :') Just the way you worded that lol.
MC / Hero / MMA / Bomber / Coca / Suppy
Latedi
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
Sweden1027 Posts
August 12 2011 21:43 GMT
#77
On August 29 2004 09:44 ShAsTa wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 29 2004 06:59 Esor wrote:
On August 29 2004 02:06 Beyonder wrote:
On August 29 2004 01:20 InToTheWannaB wrote:
Well mine is with out question the time this girl rose gave me a ride. I kinda knew her, but not really all that well. God knows why she offered the ride even. Anyway we talking in the car, and stuff. She seemed cool we are geting along ok. We get to school, and i say thx for the ride and stuff. Im about to get out of the car, and she leans over as im turning away and "give me a kiss". I'm think, ok i know lots of girls that like to give kiss, and hugs when they say good bye. So no big thing to me, she wants to give me a kiss good bye. I'm not going to say no lol. So I look back and she leaning across the car with her eyes closed and lips puckered. So I kiss her. This bitch jumps back across the car as fast as any human ever could, and curls into a ball in the corner like I tryed to rape her. Omg then I'm like Wtf just happened? I turn around, and what do I see but 3 of her GFs that seen this whole damn thing happen Lmao. Seems It was one of her GFs she was asking to kiss her lol. I just felt like the biggest dick in the whole damn world at that moment. However she and her GFs were all really cool about it and never busted my balls.


Hahahahahahahhahaha!!!! In Holland it's common to kiss eachother goodbye though! 3 Kisses even!


That is common in all of europe. When I am in the United States, I still do it and call it 'culture'. Females find me very charming and romantic.

Uh, no. I don't know how things are in every european country but I do know that in France it's 2 kisses.


Sweden: 0
Damn you guys are scary what is wrong with you.
I am Latedi.
Justjealouse
Profile Joined August 2010
United States36 Posts
August 12 2011 21:47 GMT
#78
I play soccer for school now but back in the day I had moved into a new school district and was pretty confused about how things worked.
In middle school I had mainly learned how to play soccer by myself and a bunch of non organized recreational events. One day one kid i knew told me to come join the district "travel" team for a discount and without tryouts. It was supposed to be "exclusive" and generally was supposed have a bunch of the districts "elite" players since they traveled all over the state to play other teams..
Well I joined and as it turned out the travel team was the worst in the state. By the end of the season we ended up going 1-29. So basically every Sunday that season consisted of me wondering how badly i we were gonna lose by and then having those boys parents come and brutally watch their child get psychologically raped as the score difference soared with every 10-15 minutes.
It was pretty funny to me since i didnt really pay that much and my parents didnt care enough to come to every game but man lol, the rest of those soccer moms must've really got slapped in the face by reality that you cant pour money into a kid and expect him to be good and the kids learned a good lesson in humility 29 straight times. (We won our last game, we beat the other team with a 0-29 score making us not the worst team in the state! lololol)
Fatze
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
Germany1342 Posts
August 12 2011 21:49 GMT
#79
On August 27 2004 09:49 SnoopySnacks wrote:
walking into a lamp post while I was looking at a really hot chick on the other side of the road >.<


:D:D
Comfort from bottles, cheers from beers the guitars are our weapons and we know how to kill!
Equity213
Profile Joined July 2011
Canada873 Posts
August 12 2011 21:54 GMT
#80
I was the kind of kid who would call attention to my farts when i was in grade school. I never held them in, and I was never embarassed.

I would say "hey shhh, you guys hear that? SHHH!" *FART*

Hah, yeah i was nasty.
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