All the farting things reminded me of another one. Another time in my younger years I was at soccer camp, and the counselors were handing out various awards that we had earned, so about 30 kids were all sitting "indian style" in a group around the speaker. At that time I couldn't hold in a fart for the life of me, but I was hoping to God I could, 'cause I had a big one brewing. Naturally I couldn't, but rather than letting it all come at once, my efforts forced the flatulence to come out over the period of about 30 (!) seconds in the form of a really high-pitched whistle-screech that everyone heard. Everyone became silent and stared at me for the entire time. My face turned red.

Ziggy(TE)

Norway115 Posts

August 27 2004 02:05 GMT

#24

This, I'm not proud of. I was like 10 years or something and I was walking home from a soccer practice with some friends. I don't know what we talked about, but we were like calling eachother fags, like kids do. But then one said "Why do we use fag as a bad word?". Dumb as I was, I started "Because...!" and then listing up all the possible dirt I could mention about homosexuals. Then after a while all became quiet, and one said "Ehhh, you know the father of *one of the kids there* is a fag right?" ...

I didn't know, but that doesn't exuse me at all anyway. Just a very sad moment =/

dronebabo

10866 Posts

August 27 2004 02:10 GMT

#25

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KillerPenguin

United States516 Posts

August 27 2004 03:11 GMT

#26

Few months ago i go to the video store with my mom. I ask about gettin a video rental card because I had been using my dad's. This hot chick starts walking by and my mom blurts out,"Yeah.. it's about that time now..." The chick starts busting out laughing while trying to cover it up by looking the other way and pretending not to notice. Btw I'm 20.

EvilTeletubby

Baltimore, USA22261 Posts

August 27 2004 03:15 GMT

#27

Ah, farts... embarassing when you're a little kid, something to be proud of when you're older (well, for guys anyhow).

This thread is great, keep 'em coming.

Ack1027

United States7873 Posts

August 27 2004 03:28 GMT

#28

On August 27 2004 11:10 dronebabo wrote:
i once saw a piece of shit in front of the dean's office.

later i found out this kid had to goto the bathroom so bad that he ran out and he took a shit in front of the office because the bathroom right next to it was locked.

LMAO

Edit: This is a story my friend told me but still embarassing as hell for the one guy. Funny shit happens around my friend all the time.

Okay so my friend goes to this place called ' Boston Academy ' and it's like a tutoring place. And they were in the computer room doing some work. There's this one kid who ALWAYS bullys this other younger kid.

So that day the guy starts bullying the little kid again, and then my friend told me the little kid had a look on his face that looked like he was gonna explode.

Next thing he knows, the little kid takes the bully's bookbag, empties it out completely in front of him and runs out of the room.

Everyone is like wtf?

Then when it's time to leave the academy the bully gets his book bag back and picks up his books to put it back in there, then after he takes his hand out, he looks at it and his whole hand is covered with shit.

LMAO OMG I LAUGHED FOR LIKE 3 DAYS STRAIGHT WHEN MY FRIEND TOLD ME THIS. Every five seconds we'd be like ROFL GG YOU GOT BOOKBAG SHITTED

OhThatDang

United States4685 Posts

August 27 2004 04:51 GMT

#29

i got two

in second grade i was walking around with my head down because i was weird..i guess...so i walk ointo the bathroom and unzip my pants..when i look up theres no stalls!!!!!!!!!!! i see toilets with doors across the room and when i look around 2 girls standing there with their eyes opened looking down and i run hella fast out of there

. after i didi my business in the mens bathroom i took off my sweater that i had on and put it in my bakpack just in case they recognized me... i dontthink they saw my face cause when i got out the two girls were laughing and telling some other girls about it and i just walked right through them.

my second time was at the movies...you know the lines have the bars so you cant really cut? well i didnt see them so when i turned around to go to the bathroom (it was right in front of me) in stead of going around i just walked straight really fast and fell face first on the ground T_T

LetMeBeWithYou

Canada4254 Posts

August 27 2004 05:09 GMT

#30

When I was in China I was walking on the street with my cousin I saw this REALLY cute girl walking pass me by looking at me so i turned to stare at her while walking and hit a pole T_T

[GiTM]-Ace

United States4935 Posts

August 27 2004 05:15 GMT

#31

On August 27 2004 13:51 Dangster wrote:
i got two

in second grade i was walking around with my head down because i was weird..i guess...so i walk ointo the bathroom and unzip my pants..when i look up theres no stalls!!!!!!!!!!! i see toilets with doors across the room and when i look around 2 girls standing there with their eyes opened looking down and i run hella fast out of there

lmfao

Bizkit

Sweden1137 Posts

August 27 2004 05:25 GMT

#32

On August 27 2004 09:49 tlstmddn wrote:
walking into a lamp post while I was looking at a really hot chick on the other side of the road >.<

The same had has happend to me several times, like tripping over stuff and walking into stuff when I look at chicks in town T_T

pheered.user

United States2603 Posts

August 27 2004 05:34 GMT

#33

One time i was at a school basketball game, and me and my friends were sitting by this chick and i looked behind her and started acting like i was spanking her, we all laughed than my friend jakob says "Dude you do know that her dad is sitting right above us"

hahahaha i was scared shitless i was going to get my ass kicked, luckily he diddnt say anything to me or act like he even cared.

Klogon

MURICA15980 Posts

August 27 2004 06:06 GMT

#34

Haha, I would have run away so fast. :D

SpiriT-DemoN-

United States684 Posts

August 27 2004 06:15 GMT

#35

On August 27 2004 03:03 Beyonder wrote:
Mine must be when I was 13 or 14; I was totally in love with a girl. We were really close, yet things were troubled. She came to my house one day, then that same evening I was gonna wave her off from the door, she lived really close. I then told her I loved her and threw the door shut; only to proceed running upstairs and crying.

T_T

LOL ahahaha why the hell did you cry?

Beyonder

Netherlands15103 Posts

August 27 2004 06:36 GMT

#36

On August 27 2004 15:15 SpiriT-DemoN- wrote:

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LOL ahahaha why the hell did you cry?

I had it bottled up for so long, and it was a pretty messed up time back then.

Klogon

MURICA15980 Posts

August 27 2004 06:51 GMT

#37

I may as well contribute to this thread... but I don't really remember any embarrassing moments. Well.. there is this one right here: Illegal Buisness -_-

Yeah, try explaining THAT to everyone you know. :/

hasuwar

7365 Posts

August 27 2004 06:53 GMT

#38

yeah, I saw that thread in the closed section and read it, it was pretty interesting actually :O