On November 10 2010 01:52 NukeTheBunnys wrote: when stopping always make sure you can see the tires of the car in front of you, this will ensure you always have enough room to turn and get out from behind him without backing up.
People like you mess up the parallel parking space on the block!
On November 08 2010 15:16 Chairman Ray wrote: brushing my teeth while peeing will save some time in the morning
do this while showering for extra time conservation
water waster though.
As a zerg player I pride myself on multitasking. When I am pissing I can singlehandedly open the toilet paper dispensor with my left hand (it's on the right) put the tube into the roll of paper and replace it before I am done pissing.
how does pissing while in the shower waste water. if anything u save water from flushing actually who cares, this thread is fucking epic. 30 mins in still on second page
Brushing your teeth in the shower is giant waste of water, as is peeing. Do you know how many gallons per minute your shower produces? Considering you are supposed to brush your teeth for 2-3 minutes and I'm pretty sure you aren't washing your hair or body while doing that.
Don't procrastinate. Do work/chores/important calls/etc asap to have it done and to enjoy your free time without a bad conscience.
When unsure whether to decide for/against something, flip a coin. Not to get a random decision, but the moment the coin is in the air, you'll realize what you really want.
Are you obsessed with acne? When I was a teen I had acne problem and I did not help it by popping them whenever they come up- it just made it even worse! So I decided not to look at myself in the mirror for a couple of weeks while maintaining good facial and hand hygiene. The acne got ALOT better because I did not mess with it.
On November 08 2010 15:33 dobbersp wrote: 1) If you are in a hurry and see a yellow light that you definitely will not make at a 4-way intersection, pull a "Hartsfield maneuver":
-Get into the right hand lane. -Make a right before the next traffic comes (right hand turns are legal on red lights ^^). -Get into the Left hand lane of the new road. -Take the next available U-turn. -Get into the right hand lane going the opposite direction on that new road. -Make another right onto the original road (right turns are still legal on red lights xD).
If you dont stop at the red light before you make the turn you can get a ticket. if your making a right at red treat it like a stop sign
Before you go running/to the gym/exercise, put on a shirt and underwear from your laundry pile. That way, you will have less washing to do later since you can come back and put on the clean(hopefully) clothes you were wearing earlier.
On November 08 2010 15:49 Glaven wrote: You're always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece. Apparently the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into six pieces and pile it all together. And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it's no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig shit, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig".
On November 10 2010 00:04 kelstar wrote: I'm not sure if this works everywhere but I learned from a firefighter here(alberta) that at a red light if you flicker your brights a few times there are sensors in some of them that will change the light. Kind of like the SOS crosswalk trick this is meant for ambulances , firetrucks and cops that sort of thing. It seems to have worked for me a few times maybe it will for you.
i want to confirm that this is not true. i mean the basis is true but its humanly impossible to flicker your lights fast enough to trigger the sensor (you have to flicker roughly 14 times/sec, so work on that micro)
Here is a good life tip: Less Is More. Try it out. See if you can achieve the same result by doing the minimum possible. Don't overcompensate. Best example would be with girls. Don't try too hard with them, just chill, ignore them.. and they will come to you eventually.
1. don't drive slow in the fast lane. 2. don't cross the street when there's 2 seconds left for you to walk and there's a car trying to turn. (in major cities).
these are tips to keep people sane. because those who don't do these piss the f*ck out of me.
pc tips:
windows + d to show desktop ctrl+shift+esc is the new ctrl alt del