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blahman3344
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
United States2015 Posts
October 08 2010 13:04 GMT
#161
hah, this was one of the funnier threads I've read in a while. The irony in this is that this guy has as much right to demand this as the mods let him. XD
I like haikus and / I can not lie. You other / brothers can't deny
RyanRushia
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States2748 Posts
October 08 2010 13:05 GMT
#162
On October 08 2010 21:35 Martijn wrote:
This thread has the potential to set off a shockwave of rebelion across TL, now that the first strike has been launched others will follow while TL loyalists will life in fear! I'm waiting for BigT to post that the revolution will be televized. This is only the beginning and metagame micro/macro econ harass, early midgame timing attack.


hahahahaha win post. 10/10 martijn
I saw the angel in the marble and carved until I set him free. | coL.Ryan | www.twitter.com/coL_RyanR
rastaban
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States2294 Posts
October 08 2010 13:20 GMT
#163
On October 08 2010 18:13 Golden Ghost wrote:
+ Show Spoiler +
On October 08 2010 14:07 EvilTeletubby wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 08 2010 07:33 StorrZerg wrote:
great job man
wonder what special service you will be required to do. dun dun dun.


<center>[image loading]</center>

He needs to get Mani to reproduce this exact expression through any means necessary.


This picture made me immediately think of Mani's shopping wars and I had to immediately reread the entire thing for sheer happiness value.

[image loading]


Thanks GG, I had never seen this amazing blog before.
Tyler: "...damn it, that's StarCraft. Opening doors is what we do. Being the first to find food is the greatest pleasure a player can have!"
ohlala
Profile Joined October 2007
Germany232 Posts
October 08 2010 13:26 GMT
#164
why ban him? someone felt threatened mayhaps?
Mortician
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
Bulgaria2332 Posts
October 08 2010 13:26 GMT
#165
Lol, this now gets the spot light haha
On October 08 2010 22:26 ohlala wrote:
why ban him? someone felt threatened mayhaps?

read the thread
"If anything, the skill cap in sc2 is higher [than sc1] because there are a lot more things you can do at one given time. " darmousseh
ohlala
Profile Joined October 2007
Germany232 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-10-08 13:34:07
October 08 2010 13:30 GMT
#166
so he wrote the

User was temp banned for this post.

to not get banned? xD so clever

well played sir

User was temp banned for this post.
Durak
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
Canada3685 Posts
October 08 2010 13:32 GMT
#167
On October 08 2010 22:30 ohlala wrote:
so he wrote the

User was temp banned for this post.

by himself in order to avoid getting banned? xD so clever

User was temp banned for this post.

That's not what happened. He was temp-banned by intrigue as a joke and then unbanned by Mani. Don't post a ban warning or edit it out. Comically, you may get banned for it.
HDstarcraft
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
United States577 Posts
October 08 2010 13:42 GMT
#168
On October 07 2010 17:28 Hot_Bid wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 07 2010 17:28 InfeSteD wrote:
Intrigue, this is obviously a joke why ban? just curious

We don't negotiate with terrorists.


LOL I <3 you
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Dyllyn
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
Singapore670 Posts
October 08 2010 13:43 GMT
#169
On October 08 2010 22:32 Durak wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 08 2010 22:30 ohlala wrote:
so he wrote the

User was temp banned for this post.

by himself in order to avoid getting banned? xD so clever

User was temp banned for this post.

That's not what happened. He was temp-banned by intrigue as a joke and then unbanned by Mani. Don't post a ban warning or edit it out. Comically, you may get banned for it.


Talk about prophetic
scv rush ftw
zeru
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
8156 Posts
October 08 2010 14:03 GMT
#170
--- Nuked ---
Amber[LighT]
Profile Blog Joined June 2005
United States5078 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-10-08 14:07:52
October 08 2010 14:07 GMT
#171
ahahaha that image is priceless love the icons too \

oh i see wat happened, clever
"We have unfinished business, I and he."
FiBsTeR
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States415 Posts
October 08 2010 14:08 GMT
#172
AHHHHHHH!!!!! Give him my posts if you must, but please, no more probe kills!!!
Telcontar
Profile Joined May 2010
United Kingdom16710 Posts
October 08 2010 14:33 GMT
#173
hahaha that gif is genius. epic thread.
Et Eärello Endorenna utúlien. Sinome maruvan ar Hildinyar tenn' Ambar-metta.
Mawi
Profile Joined August 2010
Sweden4365 Posts
October 08 2010 14:37 GMT
#174
the guy who made this post is a god nuff said.
Forever Mirin Zyzz Son of Zeus Brother of Hercules Father of the Aesthetics
Slow Motion
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United States6960 Posts
October 08 2010 14:48 GMT
#175
Isn't the probe nony? If so . . . OMG you killed nony!!! You bastard!
ReTr0[p.S]
Profile Joined March 2005
Argentina1590 Posts
October 08 2010 14:51 GMT
#176
I think teamliquid staff took lessons in japanese law enforcement.
MasterOfChaos
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
Germany2896 Posts
October 08 2010 14:55 GMT
#177
On October 08 2010 18:52 zatic wrote:
I offer 500 posts if you let intrigue go. He looks so scared and terrified and innocent.

Show some empathy! Let women and children go!

That's an unacceptable position for a member of the German Security Council. If you continue like this we need to reevaluate your council membership.
LiquipediaOne eye to kill. Two eyes to live.
MangoTango
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
United States3670 Posts
October 08 2010 14:55 GMT
#178
This is thread is awesome on all levels. #6 in particular is roflcopter.
"One fish, two fish, red fish, BLUE TANK!" - Artosis
Deyster
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Jordan579 Posts
October 08 2010 15:29 GMT
#179
Haha, original and brilliant post.
Watch the minimap.
Uriel_SVK
Profile Joined April 2010
Slovakia427 Posts
October 08 2010 15:35 GMT
#180
No negotiations with terrorists!!! All 6 mods should be considered dead. We will mourn their deaths, and prepare Terrible, Terrible revenge!!!
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