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yrag89
Profile Joined July 2008
Malaysia315 Posts
October 08 2010 10:17 GMT
#141
We were too late to save the probe T_T
secondly morrow is a korean pro who plays terran what the hell did you expect lol - charlie420247
BookTwo
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
1985 Posts
October 08 2010 10:23 GMT
#142
then you should be dead!
Celadan
Profile Joined September 2010
Norway471 Posts
October 08 2010 10:29 GMT
#143
Its a cultural diference AND not terrorism!....

[image loading]

Somehow i think this picture should be in the op's post

User was warned for this post
спеціальна Тактика
shinarit
Profile Joined May 2010
Hungary900 Posts
October 08 2010 10:33 GMT
#144
OMG this was funny, OP, the mod reaction, some dumb people in the thread... thanks :D
T for BoxeR, Z for IdrA, P because i have no self-respect
Dekker
Profile Joined July 2010
Germany169 Posts
October 08 2010 10:37 GMT
#145
Fucking class this threads op had. Really made me laugh
garbanzo
Profile Joined October 2009
United States4046 Posts
October 08 2010 10:37 GMT
#146
On October 07 2010 17:20 Coagulation wrote:
6. A fully fueled and ready to go TL.net bandwagon to aid me in my escape.

Easily the best demand. Great post.

I'm still very surprised at how many people thought the ban was real. I don't know how Coagulation felt, but if I did something like this and I got banned I would be grinning proudly.

Also, I like that TL shows no fear by spotlighting this. It's almost like they're taunting any other would-be terrorists.
Even during difficult times, when I sat down to play the game, there were times where it felt like god has descended down and played [for me].
Archaic
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States4024 Posts
October 08 2010 10:46 GMT
#147
Hahahaha, this is probably one of the cleverer threads I have read in a while :D.
Dyllyn
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
Singapore670 Posts
October 08 2010 11:04 GMT
#148
This thread is hilarious. Frozenarbiter! : (
scv rush ftw
RA
Profile Joined October 2008
Latvia791 Posts
October 08 2010 11:12 GMT
#149
hahaha, good humor.
niteReloaded
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Croatia5282 Posts
October 08 2010 11:27 GMT
#150
The probe was an innocent TL newbie, just to show that the shark really exist.

And everyone objecting to mods the overseriousness is being overserious themselves. Great thread.
Mawi
Profile Joined August 2010
Sweden4365 Posts
October 08 2010 11:37 GMT
#151
the TL mod nazi are gathering for their secret society meeting who knows what will happend now.

The banhammer will come.
Forever Mirin Zyzz Son of Zeus Brother of Hercules Father of the Aesthetics
RaiZ
Profile Blog Joined April 2003
2813 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-10-08 11:52:00
October 08 2010 11:50 GMT
#152
I be probe... No more.

( http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=8982 )
Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth. Oscar Wilde
TymerA
Profile Joined July 2010
Netherlands759 Posts
October 08 2010 12:08 GMT
#153
On October 07 2010 17:28 Hot_Bid wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 07 2010 17:28 InfeSteD wrote:
Intrigue, this is obviously a joke why ban? just curious

We don't negotiate with terrorists.


you don´t negotiate with cyborg death laser sharks?
nice.
bd-Jake
Profile Joined May 2010
United States27 Posts
October 08 2010 12:15 GMT
#154
I enjoyed it
Calidus
Profile Joined April 2010
150 Posts
October 08 2010 12:28 GMT
#155
Fight the mods man, fight the mods. Start a TL.net anarchy or at least a mutiny !

serious note:I well worth the read.
Note:1100 Diamond take everything with a grain of salt.
Beyonder
Profile Blog Joined September 2002
Netherlands15103 Posts
October 08 2010 12:32 GMT
#156
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! This is not looking pretty, I'm allergic to sharks!
Moderator
Martijn
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Netherlands1219 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-10-08 13:09:16
October 08 2010 12:35 GMT
#157
This thread has the potential to set off a shockwave of rebelion across TL, now that the first strike has been launched others will follow while TL loyalists will live in fear! I'm waiting for BigT to post that the revolution will be televized. This is only the beginning and metagame micro/macro econ harass, early midgame timing attack.
http://www.glhf.tv fighting! Former WesternWolves & LowLandLions operations manager.
Shiragaku
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Hong Kong4308 Posts
October 08 2010 12:57 GMT
#158
Oh shit...I wonder what will happen in 72 hours.
Qzy
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Denmark1121 Posts
October 08 2010 13:01 GMT
#159
Funny thread =). Counting down the 72 hours!
TG Sambo... Intel classic! Life of lively to live to life of full life thx to shield battery
Senx
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Sweden5901 Posts
October 08 2010 13:03 GMT
#160
lol what the hell, this thread makes no sense
"trash micro but win - its marine" MC commentary during HSC 4
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