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twas in grade 9 on the junior basketball team,it was before a practice there were about 8 of us in the gym locker room,2 seniors decided to piss in a cup,then they stuck it above one of the tiles on the ceiling,so if someone were to hit that tile,the cup would fall over and piss would fall from the ceiling.
So our teams backup forward,a lanky/dorky kid from my class comes in.
"Hey brian,i bet you can't jump high enough to hit that tile right there"
so he jumps up and hits the tile.
nothing happens.we're all like 'wtf'.
"Hey brian i bet you can't do it again"
He hits the tile again,and nothing happens.
We're all like laughing our asses off now,the kid still doesn't have a clue something's up.
"Hey brian stand right there" (under the tile) and the senior jumps up and smacks the tile really hard then moves away.
Piss comes raining down on this poor kid,we're all laughing so fucking hard and run out of the locker room.
He left,walked home covered in piss..he never told anyone about it either,so the seniors got away with it.
Sure it wasn't really ME who was evil there,but letting that happen was probably the closest evil i've come.
I'm very much like jesus,usually. --
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ah thats not so bad, i stood by watching seniors throw piss filled balloons at freshmen one day, on orientation or whatever the hell day it is you torture freshmen.
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in college its expected,and people usually know its all in good fun,good ol hazing.
but in this case it was just bullying
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i hit my brother in the head with a baseball...it was a accident though
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Freshmen year I was asked to go to prom with a senior. Was cool and all with it and she was fucking hot. So I said yes, we started to hang out more and I noticed that she was a shallow self centered bitch, so I played along like we were going. Then prom night I stood her up. Then called her shortly afterwards to tell her that she was a stuck up little bitch.
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On July 10 2004 22:31 SillyCat wrote:
3. Killed an old man. (long story don't really feel like telling it.)
wow man, wouldn't you go to jail for murder or something? =/?
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There were 2 dogs fucking, kids around scared the dogs and they got stuck. My friend got there and kicked the male as hard as he could, he went out running auuuuuuuu. A bit latter, the female shit the dog's dick.
5th year, a dumb dumb guy sits at my table during english class. Teacher asks something to him, and i whisper him the answer (like i used to do sometimes), but this time i say "I wanna fuck you hard". He got expelled from the class lol
Once i found a turtle that only had 1/2 of its head, bitten by some animal. I took it home and put alcohol in it. The head just fizzled fsssssssssttttt and RIP.
My teacher in 7th grade was tired of the pests the guys were during classes. So she surprised the class making a surprise test during the practical class. 1st shift were only guys and a couple girls, all made the test. Then in the 2nd shift (my shift), there were 15 girls, me and other guy. We sit and she calls me and says i have to make the test. I ask:
me: What about the girls??
teacher: they are well behaved.
me: what about the other guy in this shift??
teacher: he's good too. only u are making the test.
me: wtf?? im not gona do it.
teacher: yes you are!!
me: in an atack of insane rage: arggggg: "throw my bag as hard as i can against the teacher, pick it up and walk out of the class".
That was worth a suspension for a week, and a bruise to the teacher.
Me and my friends made a special mousse, i pissed in it and we fed it to my brasilian friend. Yummy.
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Some people are just in need of a good beating every now and then
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On July 11 2004 00:04 Rt-S.FakeSteve wrote:
When i was 15 i beat up a kid really bad for touching(INAPPROTPRAITLEY!) a female friend of mine
Other than that I've never gone looking to do harm
this isn't evil.
baal. : you are one sick son of a bitch
kontra: that turtle shit is just wrong holy crap...
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one time I took both wings off a bee and let him suffer cuz he was a cock-face
One time i tied a bee to a string and he continuously tried to fly away
one time i pushed this kid off the bleachers at a football game and snapped his neck...o well
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Well this one time i was like 4 years old and my mom was taking me to my first tae kwan do's class and i was really upset about it so i kicked her like 18 times, later on my dad hit me with a belt exactly the same amount of time i hit my mom, really annoying
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1: How can you kick your mom 18 times when you're 4
2: Your dad hit you with a belt, I honestly can't understand how you are able to do that to your kid (especially when your 4)
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Belts are evil
A correctional (that a word) slap is good
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I ditched this girl, my prom date, on prom, the day of prom, i told her she could not come while already on my way there without her. She bought a dress and shoes and everything i guess she was all ready. But she was a bitch and i had been wanting to get back at her forever.
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I once pissed over a randoms persons bike at school. UUh, thats about it really.
Oh, and I deleted my little brothers porn which I found on MY harddrive. Now if that isn't evil :D
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when i was in like 3rd grade i was playing mini gold and got really mad at my older brother because he would say how bad i was and that i was gonna miss. I swong the gold club and hit him in the head like 2 times and the kidney once and stomach once. he wasn't happy and i didn't feel bad about it. but i here brothers fight all the time.....
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I stabbed my brother in the leg with a knife.
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EPT
