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Such a good troll, man. You've even 'researched' it and everything. Economic theory is mostly that: "theory." Practice never follows theory. We should just do our best to take care of our family, friends, and neighbors, whatever that means. Now if someone has a compelling reason why we should not do the above, I'd love to hear how you'd have done back in the African grasslands during our time climbing the evolutionary tree.
If your argument is that you don't care, well, enjoy Christmas, Scrooge.