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Pony Express Issue 109: Jan. 11 - Jan, 18, 2010.

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ShoCkeyy
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
7815 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-01-19 03:34:16
January 19 2010 01:32 GMT
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Letter from the Editor

Dear Readers,

Boom pow Surprise!

- ShoCkeyy

Staff

Kau – Editor
ShoCkeyy – Editor
Bloodyc0bbler – The Stove
Nyovne – IRC Comments
NeverGG – Progamer Pics
Pholon – VOD of the Week
Grobyc – Ban of the Week
LordWeird – Interview
meeple – Troll Booth/Shit Bus
Roffles – Troll Booth/Shit Bus
Thunk – Chalk talk
OPEN - Replays Time Forgot.
OPEN - Down Memory Lane

Table of Contents

Serious Business and Funsies ................ p1
The Stove .............................................. p2
Chalk Talk ............................................. p3
Semi-Funny IRC Comment of the Week ... p4
Progamer Photos ................................... p5
Random Image of the Week .................... p6
A Walk Down Memory Lane .................... p7
Troll Booth Willie .................................... p8
The Shit Bus .......................................... p8
Best of Blogs ......................................... p9
Ban of the Week .................................... p10
Vod of the Week .................................... p11
Replays Time Forgot .............................. p13
Interview ................................................ p14

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  • New President for Chile.

  • Lost weight with a video game.

  • If you get lucky, post here.

  • Creepy and unexplained

  • Obama you pulling my leg?

  • You hack us, we exclude you.

  • Haiti, may you be in peace once again.



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  • Doomsday this Riddle

  • You are all Thief's.

  • FA's Birthday bash; he's 43 now!

  • Didn't know if I should have put it here or in srs bsns. lol.

  • PurePwnage Videos. --- Read the thread if you want to watch the videos, only if you're outside of Canada.



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There were no strategy threads posted worth talking about. Everyone should read liquipedia (@ liquipedia.net, which is now owned by TL.net) and either learn something or see if they can make it better.

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NeverGG's Live from Ever 2010 Finals!


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CAMEL TOE!

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Dear Kennegit,

You are an assshole for closing down my thread just because I caught you trolling on page 72 of the Avatar thread and responded to your post. IS IT TOO HARD TO SWALLOW YOUR PRIDE AND BE A GOOD MODERATOR?

Can a moderator with more dignity and respect for the TL Audience/members please close down this thread instead of this goofball? And apparently, kennegit, even though you looked like a cool/chill person at Blizzcon in the photos from my first impression, you're just a complete asshole to me now.

Cya Quoc. Twas good knowing ya.

---------------------------------------------
On January 14 2010 06:58 craaaaack wrote:
I finally got an idea how to make scourge usefull in reallife.
So imagine that you hate clowns. And than you are like just walking around and see one.
Bitch is selling balloons.
Why not just make a bunch of scourge and rape the fuck out of his balloons?
WHO IS LAUGHING NOW MR. CLOWN?
WHO?


-----------------------------------------
-Roffles



So I read an interesting blog by micronesia about what exactly trolling is (here and so have decided to include so things that you might not really consider to be a troll but is just general wisecracking and thread derailing... and made me giggle.

This happens so often, that Inc pops his head in, drops a nuke on a thread, and then vanishes, leaving no hope of ever getting back on track.

Incontrol's foolishness = thread destroyed

What did you do today?

On January 14 2010 12:36 DoctorHelvetica wrote:
Woke up. Fapped while cat lied on my stomach (he smells bad). Went on internet. Watched a video where a japanese woman has anal sex while giving birth. Ate cereal while talking to my stepdad about Jets @ Chargers. Watched the games I missed from last night. Completed Samurai Champloo. Looked at dresses online, considered buying one.

Ate pizza for lunch. Watched Baka To Test. Wrote a guro fanfiction of Hanamaru Kindergarten. Started a Barack Obama/K-On! crossover fanfiction. Worked a bit on the OSL writeup in MS Word. Called for a job interview at Round Table Pizza. Went back on TL.

Hit Post.


Normally, threads start out with a hint of sense and degrade from there. But three bans and several warnings for a three page thread... yup this one didn't stand a chance.

Shitstorm

Also, for some reason there were alot of awesome puns and zingers that I caught, so I'm gonna share one.

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On January 12 2010 20:25 shin ken wrote:
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On January 12 2010 11:18 Rob Air Guitar wrote:
On January 12 2010 08:20 shin ken wrote:
I think you forget the overseer? I don't have watched replays but it seems to be a very dynamic unit besides the investor.

the investor? is that a zerg banker?


Yep. He jeopardizes the enemy economy with risky sub-prime lending! It's a very powerful unit!


-meeples


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  • EPIC LOL

  • If you're into comic books, this is the place. (Damn Day, you're on a roll, hogging all of my blog space! pshh)

  • Art History, you guys should really check out his blog. He does a fine job.

  • The great Destroyer.



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JohnColtrane was just temp banned for 2 days by riptide.

That account was created on 2008-07-15 22:27:23 and had 2021 posts.

Reason:
As a country that exists in constant poverty, has gone through civil war, numerous natural disasters and as you know has now suffered a 7.0 earthquake, I feel it's my personal responsibility to protect Haiti from douchebags on the Internet.

Biff The Understudy was just temp banned for 2 days by EvilTeletubby.

That account was created on 2008-02-06 01:22:24 and had 768 posts.

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Reason:
On January 13 2010 03:33 Biff The Understudy wrote:
I am angry at judgemental people.



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On January 13 2010 18:06 Biff The Understudy wrote:
I laughed. What do you know about her?

Hope you are as hard with yourself as you are with people you have no clue about.

Ridiculous.


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On January 13 2010 01:59 Biff The Understudy wrote:

People are so desperate, that's hillarious.

And very very very sad at the same time.



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On January 13 2010 01:23 Biff The Understudy wrote:
You know her very well, and you know exactly the situation, don't you?

You don't know anything about this guy, about this girl, about their couple, about their feeling, about their story and about this stupid non-event.. Anything. So stop thinking you are a very smart psychologist. Stop judging. Just for a minute or so.



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On January 13 2010 00:15 Biff The Understudy wrote:
Buy a brain or something equivalent.



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On January 12 2010 23:57 Biff The Understudy wrote:
If I was OP I would slap you in the face.

Judgemental douche.

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ghostWriter was just temp banned for 30 days by Kennigit.

That account was created on 2009-01-16 06:35:06 and had 3184 posts.

Reason: I bet if you are gone for 30 days people wont miss your shitty one liners.


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Game of the Week:

(T)Sea vs (P)Pure on Heartbreak Ridge
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That's one way to deal with Gas Steal! :D


Series of the Week:

(T)Flash vs (P)Movie in the OSL Finals

Game 1: Heartbreak Ridge
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1tkzlhJUo1U

Game 2: El Niño
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WNILLRdACdg

Game 3: Eye of the Storm
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S6OtCBgGOBA

Game 4: Fighting Spirit
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BeNFhSNJi3o

Game 5: Heartbreak Ridge
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NN



If you haven't seen this yet you should, it's the friggin OSL Finals!


Foreign VOD of the week:

(Z)(de)ToT)Mondragon( vs (T)(ro)Shaman on Outsider
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Not yet available...
Kuhrayzee game!



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Question of the Week
Plenty of people are starting school once again, or just joined! How is that for you?
Life?
Grobyc
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Canada18410 Posts
January 19 2010 01:36 GMT
#2
EGADS

THE CODING IS BROKEN
If you watch Godzilla backwards it's about a benevolent lizard who helps rebuild a city and then moonwalks into the ocean.
Kyuukyuu
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Canada6263 Posts
January 19 2010 01:36 GMT
#3
yay!

lots of messed up tags though o_O
ShoCkeyy
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
7815 Posts
January 19 2010 01:36 GMT
#4
YEA I KNOW?! Wtf.... It was fine when I was previewing -____-;
Life?
GHOSTCLAW
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States17042 Posts
January 19 2010 01:37 GMT
#5
Memory lane
PhotographerLiquipedia. Drop me a pm if you've got questions/need help.
Grobyc
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Canada18410 Posts
January 19 2010 01:38 GMT
#6
its okay, i still love you shockeyy
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just not as much
If you watch Godzilla backwards it's about a benevolent lizard who helps rebuild a city and then moonwalks into the ocean.
micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24788 Posts
January 19 2010 01:44 GMT
#7

[center][url=http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=110187]NeverGG's Live from Ever 2010 Finals![/center]


Found this...
ModeratorThere are animal crackers for people and there are people crackers for animals.
ShoCkeyy
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
7815 Posts
January 19 2010 01:46 GMT
#8
On January 19 2010 10:44 micronesia wrote:

[center][url=http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=110187]NeverGG's Live from Ever 2010 Finals![/center]


Found this...


Ily.
Life?
FragKrag
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
United States11567 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-01-19 01:50:33
January 19 2010 01:50 GMT
#9
is kennigit's name a reference to monty python?

I can't believe I just realized that it is similar D:
*TL CJ Entusman #40* "like scissors does anything to paper except MAKE IT MORE NUMEROUS" -paper
Archaic
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States4024 Posts
January 19 2010 01:50 GMT
#10
Hahaha, that Tasteless picture is so good...
ShoCkeyy
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
7815 Posts
January 19 2010 03:34 GMT
#11
Updated with more Troll booth!
Life?
meeple
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
Canada10211 Posts
January 19 2010 03:48 GMT
#12
Ahah... Biff's ban was the best. GJ ETT
Grobyc
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Canada18410 Posts
January 20 2010 07:54 GMT
#13
I thought there'd be more replies than this by now.

bump for PX awesomeness
If you watch Godzilla backwards it's about a benevolent lizard who helps rebuild a city and then moonwalks into the ocean.
nttea
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
Sweden4353 Posts
January 20 2010 08:08 GMT
#14
Thanks alot! u're all great human beings.
iNcontroL *
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
USA29055 Posts
January 20 2010 08:13 GMT
#15
job well done
SonuvBob
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
Aiur21550 Posts
January 20 2010 08:15 GMT
#16
On January 19 2010 10:50 FragKrag wrote:
is kennigit's name a reference to monty python?

I can't believe I just realized that it is similar D:

Yep
Administrator
alexpnd
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
Canada1857 Posts
January 20 2010 08:40 GMT
#17
I like.
www.brainyweb.ca //web stuff!
rredtooth
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
5464 Posts
January 20 2010 09:01 GMT
#18
what was the whole "Dear Kennigit" thing in troll booth. was that a post? the format its presented in confuses me.
[formerly sponsored by the artist formerly known as Gene]
decafchicken
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
United States20168 Posts
January 20 2010 09:42 GMT
#19
very nice, lots of stuff i missed in here ^_^
how reasonable is it to eat off wood instead of your tummy?
jhNz
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
Germany2762 Posts
January 20 2010 09:49 GMT
#20
nice issue

i laughed so hard at the stuff in the epic lol blog :D
http://twitter.com/jhNz
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