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KwarK
United States43166 Posts
On November 22 2011 15:53 TheRedViper wrote: I'll toss my invite when I'm back home. Not anywhere near my home PC. I recommend you read the OP where it says how to apply. If you just "toss your invite" it'll get rejected out of hand. Thank you for your time and custom, I look forward to hearing from you soon. | ||
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Mandini
United States1717 Posts
(Wow I sound too much like Kwark, I'm usually a pretty nice guy :s Being CEO of Spawning Pool is corrupting me.) | ||
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TheRedViper
United States22 Posts
On November 22 2011 15:55 419 wrote: Okay, will try to be as helpful as possible here. Kwark called you an idiot. He does that to a lot of people. If you're willing to take the abuse its a pretty nice small-gang experience (this is actually very, very rare in EVE -- to find people that are not risk-averse, not in 100+ fleets, and not horribly incompetent) ~ if you're not, then you're correct, another corp is probably best for you. It's not abuse if you enjoy it.  The small gang warfare is infinitely more exciting than blob warfare. I'll get in contact with everyone once I'm back home. Regards, Viper | ||
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TheRedViper
United States22 Posts
On November 22 2011 16:04 Mandini wrote: If you are looking for a sov holding alliance, we are not the place to come looking. I don't know why you would want to join a sov holding alliance anyways, as they are all awful, but that's not my choice, its yours. In fact, most of the corps that dont hold sov are awful as well, as evidenced by the last page and a half of the laughing at quiet storm for being so bad. We teach you how to be good at eve, and while we are harsh teachers, it works out in the end. You will have to fly the rifter for a time before we deem you fit to fly a more expensive ship, but if you can make it that long, you will be better than 99% of the eve population. Its up to you. (Wow I sound too much like Kwark, I'm usually a pretty nice guy :s Being CEO of Spawning Pool is corrupting me.) Dude. I'm a cap pilot. | ||
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Mandini
United States1717 Posts
On November 22 2011 16:03 KwarK wrote: And I'm just one member of The Hatchery, I'm barely even exceptional by Hatchery standards. I'm going to hold on to this quote. | ||
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KwarK
United States43166 Posts
lol Every. Single. Stereotype. | ||
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motbob
United States12546 Posts
That's a function of time and isk, not competence. You said you were a trader, though. Can you talk a little about that? EDIT: Also, can you post your skills on eveboard? | ||
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TheRedViper
United States22 Posts
On November 22 2011 16:03 KwarK wrote: + Show Spoiler [rant] + One posts above yours is a guy summarising the nights PvP activities, dated to tonight. Not only have you failed to read the OP of the topic but you failed to read any of the topic. Given your approach of embracing ignorance and asking to be spoonfed answers I can only conclude you're an idiot. Your response to being accurately described (not insulted, you appeared an idiot as a direct result of your idiotic choices) was to deny us your membership as if we asked. Let me clarify this to you. We are not your average corporation in eve. We don't want the likes of you. When someone like you says that I do a fistpump. Regarding your assets, it is with total confidence that I say 'u poor'. The reason I say this is because I have a personal trading operation recently audited at a fair bit over 400 billion. And I'm just one member of The Hatchery, I'm barely even exceptional by Hatchery standards. What you need to realise about us is that we are exceptionally good at this game. Unbelievably so. With that incredible skill comes a certain lack of patience, at least in my own case, with people such as yourself who overinflate their self worth and expect to be spoonfed answers in exchange for their worthless patronage. Regarding sov, we don't want any. If I wanted a nullsec alliance I'd just buy one. However that's not how I play the game, the end game for me is wealth generation and smallgang PvP FCing and it's fair to say that I am among the very best at both of them in the game. A large sov holding alliance took me on as a paid consultant and FCing tutor two nights ago, putting a considerable part of their moon income at my disposal in exchange for making them suck less. This is the result of me humiliating their large nullsec blobs over and over with a well trained gang of elite PvPers. You have fulfilled every stereotype I hold about the average eve player. You massively overrate your own value, refuse to do any research or work for yourself, believe all that nullsec bullshit and expect to be spoonfed. But hey, maybe I'm just a dick. Maybe I'm just bitter that I don't have sov, who knows. Next time throw up a TL;DR. I don't have the patience for you. Just disregard any previous comments about wanting to join. You misunderstood. I have well over 150 million skillpoints combined over 3 different accounts I run simultaneously. I was offering my services to help your homeless band of brothers. "I have a personal trading operation recently audited at a fair bit over 400 billion" Uh huh. | ||
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motbob
United States12546 Posts
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419
Russian Federation3631 Posts
This and small gang competence are correlated how, exactly? | ||
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KwarK
United States43166 Posts
On November 22 2011 16:12 TheRedViper wrote: Next time throw up a TL;DR. I don't have the patience for you. Just disregard any previous comments about wanting to join. You misunderstood. I have well over 150 million skillpoints combined over 3 different accounts I run simultaneously. I was offering my services to help your homeless band of brothers. "I have a personal trading operation recently audited at a fair bit over 400 billion" Uh huh. Oh, well if you have 150 million skillpoints then that changes everything! They don't just give those out. Those take work, practice and perseverance. Clearly I have misjudged you sir. I look forward to your application and flying with your amazing capital ships at my side. Also how do you run three different accounts simultaneously? Surely that costs a lot of irl money to pay for because with plex prices that would be a lot of money. I ask because my twenty three simultaneous accounts that I currently run could use your wisdom. | ||
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Mandini
United States1717 Posts
We aren't homeless, we don't need sov to have a home. We are some of the richest pilots in EVE, mostly because of people like you. I assure you that 400b is no joke. I personally have quite the fortune, although it would be more if i didn't keep spending it on tournament prize pools for hatch and tl members. Edit: I believe this quote has some relevance as well. Kwark > That said, we're all making giant sandcastles with amazing details that reduce grown men to tears and induce instant sexual gratification in women while you're sitting in the corner by yourself eating the sand. | ||
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Sermokala
United States14035 Posts
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Mandini
United States1717 Posts
On November 22 2011 16:25 sermokala wrote: kwark is secretly kribba. True story. Kwark is all of us, and yet he is none of us. | ||
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KwarK
United States43166 Posts
On November 22 2011 16:25 sermokala wrote: kwark is secretly kribba. True story. If only. It's possible I might be matching him in income these days but he's had a seven or so year head start on me. I'll never catch him in net worth. Alas people such as myself will always be relegated to a second tier of wealth below the real elite. Still, I do alright. RedViper, you were never qualified to join The Hatchery so you and I were never going to have to interact. The Hatchery requires people to already have veteran status on tl, it's based upon a pre-existing tl community rather than purely an in game entity. It's not just something you apply to, regardless of your "wealth" or "high skill points". You would however be welcome in The Spawning Pool, a corp for people such as yourself with less tl credentials. Any hostility my assessment of your intelligence based upon your posting may have caused should be directed at myself, The Spawning Pool is a KwarK free environment, maybe they'll want you. | ||
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Mandini
United States1717 Posts
On November 22 2011 16:39 KwarK wrote: If only. It's possible I might be matching him in income these days but he's had a seven or so year head start on me. I'll never catch him in net worth. Alas people such as myself will always be relegated to a second tier of wealth below the real elite. Still, I do alright. RedViper, you were never qualified to join The Hatchery so you and I were never going to have to interact. The Hatchery requires people to already have veteran status on tl, it's based upon a pre-existing tl community rather than purely an in game entity. It's not just something you apply to, regardless of your "wealth" or "high skill points". You would however be welcome in The Spawning Pool, a corp for people such as yourself with less tl credentials. Any hostility my assessment of your intelligence based upon your posting may have caused should be directed at myself, The Spawning Pool is a KwarK free environment, maybe they'll want you. We will accept you, as that is our way, but I doubt with the responses you have given here that you will enjoy the SP environment. | ||
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JJoNeEightY
United States509 Posts
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Mandini
United States1717 Posts
On November 22 2011 16:49 JJoNeEightY wrote: You guys are always such jerks to new guys/visitors to this thread O.o Only the ones who deserve it. | ||
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JJoNeEightY
United States509 Posts
Seriously, it's pretty embarrassing | ||
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419
Russian Federation3631 Posts
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