I just got back from the wedding, well im still in silicon valley, and 100 percent completely wasted. Probably drank 20 run and cokes today.

Moral of the story... I FUCKING love you guys!!! Stick battle report, epic keeeelz. Can't wait to get outa odde and come rape with the TL peeps! Keep up the good work.

Invol2ver

United States330 Posts

September 11 2011 04:31 GMT

#15444

Welp'd a drake at the end of successful roam.

fml

Was fun times though.

Ueberlisk

Finland455 Posts

September 11 2011 10:10 GMT

#15445

So i went to scout bosena to find 2 hydra reloaded guys in cynabal and harb killing a explorer. they also had their prober in the site(that died to rats lol). I probed them down and went for attack. they were both gone when i landed. cynabal however came back to point me for a moment until i took it half shields with 2 volleys. so i safed up and started following them around until i see their prober coming back in a loki and safing up near teon gate. i probed him down and warped my mach at point range, killed it and had second brawl with both cynabal and harb. i got few shots and neut cycles on cynabal before i got permajammed by their ecm drones. I was running out of cap outrunning cynabal so i decided to leave and gf.

[09:50:47] Faraothe > run coward

http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/killmail.php?id=14189168

Johnny Business

Sweden1251 Posts

September 11 2011 11:17 GMT

#15446

No one expects the maxed prober who can find link lokis!

Good job Ueber.

Firebolt145

Lalalaland34503 Posts

September 11 2011 12:09 GMT

#15447

Since no one else has written a BR for last night I'll do a short one. turned out a little longer than I expected :/

After some random shit we decided to go for a roam, came across a gang of 5-6 RR BS. After some dancing around we engaged them on the sun, quickly neuting/webbing/killing the Dramiel they had brought as a tackler. We let one Harb escape but still killed the Dram, two Domis and two Geddons. They were all triple plate MWD disruptor fit (the Dram was disruptor/sebo fit) which is rather curious because the plates mean they are all slow as hell and the disruptor means they can't stop us from just flying away. Ez. http://teamliquid.killmail.org/?a=kill_related&kll_id=10619545 - people started piling on mid fight.

We had a big fleet after this (Kwark constantly complained about this) so decided to go roam towards Goonswarm's HQ system. We came across a mach and two domi's and some other stuff doing a plex and decided to probe them down. When we warped in however it turned out to be the Maze 10/10, which in my opinion is one of the most hilarious jokes CCP have played on EVE players. Obviously our targets had warped out looong before we found our way to the last pocket they were working on, so we decided to finish the plex for them. We were rewarded for our pain with the shittiest of loot imaginable, but whatever.

Onwards, we came across a large Goonswarm/FA/etc fleet of about 40 thrashers and 20 sabres, etc etc. Kwark being the magnificent FC he is told our nanofleet to warp to the gate at 0 and literally 'okay, burn to sun and f1 shit. Good luck.' We killed several thrashers (they were surprisingly expensive at 10-15m each) and a couple sabres/inties and several of us died in the process. In the end the isk war was roughly equal. http://teamliquid.killmail.org/?a=kill_related&kll_id=10619866 - a few more thrasher kills aren't showing as they were in the next system.

Those of us that had died reshipped back in Saranen while those that were smart enough to live hung around in X-7O to restock on ammo and repair. As the fleet started to regroup, an arty mael and hawk and some other stuff started fucking with me on the station. We smashed them quickly and then continued towards our original destination of the Goonswarm HQ system.

It was a little underwhelming when we got there. Most of the Goonswarm were not online or were probably on the thrasher roam we had fought earlier and all that was left was about 10 people sitting on their station playing docking games in an assortment of ships. Once in a while one of them would stupidly fire a shot at us at which point we would all overheat guns and kill it. We got at least 2 maels and perhaps a drake or two this way. We killed a zealot that used the same bookmark above the station once too many times. They also had two dramiels dancing around just out of our reach around 400-500km above the station. We found that one of the dramiels was rather slow (3.8kmps) so we probed warped to it. Upon landing it was about 150km away already but we ordered our rifter to burn at him for the hell of it. Somehow, the rifter managed to land a scram (LOL) so we killed it. As it died an SFI warped to us and lit a cyno but we killed it before anything could come through. http://teamliquid.killmail.org/?a=kill_related&kll_id=10620128

At this point we were quite bored. It was clear we were not going to get a proper fight so we decided to head home. A couple jumps from Saranen we scouted a fleet much larger than ours with a tempest, drakes canes falcon daredevil phobos and some other shit. We definitely did not want to jump into them but we still wanted a fight so we waited on our side of the gate about 30km off. However for some reason when we asked for a fight they refused so we waited aggression timers and loggoffski'd in space for the night.

I'd link killmails but our killboard is being silly again. I'll probably update later when it's back up. edit - done.

Warri

Germany3208 Posts

September 11 2011 12:54 GMT

#15448

Its noteworthy to say, that local in VFK was 90+, at one point spiking up to 110 while we were doing our stuff there. Yet no one really wanted to fight us, just bold people thinking they could shoot at us cause they have 80 afk buddys docked up and shit.

tofucake

Hyrule19203 Posts

September 11 2011 15:46 GMT

#15449

Firebolt is bad and didn't come back.

About half an hour after logoffski I noticed G-M was empty and said as much on comms and said it would probably be a good time to get out. Orandos for some reason logged off on gate or something (on the side that wasn't scouted) and so decided to log on before Kwark let us know what R-2 looked like. Apparently it wasn't nearly so safe and Orandos jumped out with shit following him. He got pointed on the other side and local +20'd with the Fidelis gang from earlier. Kwark got links up in R-2 and gets Orandos back in fleet and then Orandos decides to crash again (still session changed) and dies instead of outrunning everything and getting away.

Kwark, myself, and Aeth warp to the gate and start shooting while Fidelis got shot at by ANZAC (lol). We killed a Daredevil and a Dramiel. I got a Keres into half structure but since I'm a pointless Huginn it just flew away.

http://teamliquid.killmail.org/?a=kill_related&kll_id=10620440

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[ 2011.09.11 03:50:24 ] ChYph3r > rzr stop shooting me ass hats
[ 2011.09.11 03:50:44 ] Vnixx > stop shooting
[ 2011.09.11 03:50:45 ] Vnixx > razor
[ 2011.09.11 03:50:46 ] Vnixx > stop
[ 2011.09.11 03:50:47 ] Aedowee > CYPHER IS MONKEYS
[ 2011.09.11 03:50:48 ] Aedowee > STOP
[ 2011.09.11 03:50:49 ] Aeth Gemulus > gf
[ 2011.09.11 03:50:51 ] ChYph3r > RAZOR FIX YOUR FUCKING OVER VIEW NOOBS
[ 2011.09.11 03:50:52 ] Aedowee > OVERVIEW BUG
[ 2011.09.11 03:51:00 ] T3abag > shit
[ 2011.09.11 03:51:02 ] Wemo > stop shooting bluw
[ 2011.09.11 03:51:03 ] Col Casey > STOPP SHOOTING ON GATE!
[ 2011.09.11 03:51:15 ] Vnixx > you fucking idiots
[ 2011.09.11 03:51:21 ] ChYph3r > RAZOR YOU FUCKING NOOBS
[ 2011.09.11 03:51:42 ] ChYph3r > SMA IS BLUE YOU ASSHATS
[ 2011.09.11 03:51:55 ] Threap > Who killed you
[ 2011.09.11 03:52:18 ] ChYph3r > Ammatman
[ 2011.09.11 03:53:02 ] Wemo > and he has been shooting me
[ 2011.09.11 03:53:54 ] Nebularis > rxr fix your overview
[ 2011.09.11 03:54:30 ] Aeth Gemulus > gf
[ 2011.09.11 03:54:30 ] KwarK uK > stop shooting us!
[ 2011.09.11 03:54:31 ] T3abag > he's not showing any alliance
[ 2011.09.11 03:54:32 ] KwarK uK > we're blue
[ 2011.09.11 03:55:11 ] BlackMail > Thx CCP
[ 2011.09.11 03:55:57 ] Vnixx > ammatan stop pointing please
[ 2011.09.11 03:59:19 ] T3abag > sorry bout that guys
[ 2011.09.11 03:59:25 ] T3abag > o/
[ 2011.09.11 03:59:38 ] Nebularis > lets get overiews fixed so it doesnt happen again
[ 2011.09.11 04:02:58 ] ChYph3r > Im back please dont shoot me guys

Invol2ver

United States330 Posts

September 11 2011 17:11 GMT

#15450

I'm not stupid enough to crash while session changed god dammit. I got scrammed by their light tackle (I accepted fleet invite for links when I was holding cloak and scrams make burning hard)and by the time i shot it off of me i was secondary tackled by a billion things. I managed to get back within 5k but I was very very dead.

Could have been avoided by warping to anything close and dscanning gate...but I just wasn't thinking.

Welp.

Zavior

Finland753 Posts

September 11 2011 19:39 GMT

#15451

hi to mity hatchury @ saranen

Firebolt145

Lalalaland34503 Posts

September 11 2011 21:03 GMT

#15452

harlo

i thought you were irish

419

Russian Federation3631 Posts

September 12 2011 01:19 GMT

#15453

I don't even know what is going on in CR- anymore

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KwarK

United States43907 Posts

September 12 2011 01:52 GMT

#15454

That
Was
Epic

CR- kills
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http://teamliquid.killmail.org/?a=kill_related&kll_id=10624002

KwarK

United States43907 Posts

September 12 2011 02:09 GMT

#15455

Had to splice it together in paint because there were too many kills for one screen capture. That was our collaboration with Podla. I FCed. We had around 10 guys for most of that.