EPTMSE 2, SSB 2, 200mm plates, DCU, ODI, 2 150s and 2 AMLs
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tofucake
Hyrule19059 Posts
MSE 2, SSB 2, 200mm plates, DCU, ODI, 2 150s and 2 AMLs wtf? | ||
Firebolt145
Lalalaland34491 Posts
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pahndah
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On April 16 2011 05:37 TurpinOS wrote: Condor is the cyno as per fb's request. I got mindfucked by eveuni.... So theres this jag that clearly wants to make a run for me who is 150k off my cane...and I know he has a falcon in local. The eve uni blob that passed local is long gone so im like, alright i guess these 2 are eve uni but theyre alone. Now, I figure that the jag thinks hes got a shot at killing my cane since he has a falcon with him...but he doesnt know that i have a friendly fleet docked up. So anyways, jag is slowly burning for me, and suddenly the fucking falcon decloaks right next to me, im like ''lololfailbaddie'' so I tell the rifters to warp in and start locking the falcon/putting drones/etc. Now I dont take range cause im like, well i got things to do and its a falcon so whatever. Now I finally start distancing a bit incase theres more euni coming or something, and then, no mwd ?!?!?.... its a fucking scram falcon. I see he doesnt have me jammed yet so im like ''SWEET this is my chance to pop him before shit hits the fan, so i start shootign, oh god, a tanky falcon -.-, im fucked. Local +10 or +15, but now that i have 2 rifters and a cane with me im like, fuck it, lets overheat that bitch down before they all warpin on us and kill us, cause ya no, falcons deserve to die. Shit starts appearing on grid, lots of AF and Griffins and all the cuties you expect from euni. AND THEN THEY MINDFUCK ME AGAIN all of their ships warp away and let us kill the falcon... ... I cant explain what happened really So the other day I'm chilling on a gate. And than suddenly noobs. Twas' scary. + Show Spoiler + ![[image loading]](http://imgur.com/7SleB.jpg) ![[image loading]](http://imgur.com/eZbfp.jpg) | ||
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tofucake
Hyrule19059 Posts
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s0Li
United States406 Posts
On April 15 2011 13:47 DefMatrixUltra wrote: http://teamliquid.killmail.org/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=9391546 So this Drake was spotted missioning in Oddel. We form up a fleet, get him scanned down, undock and pop right in the middle of the mission structures, but no Drake! I arrive on the scene first since I think I was closest Rifter in range. The cane pops up behind me, and we're disappointed that no one is here. There are a ton of NPC wrecks scattered around, and it looks like he had just finished the mission and warped out. A few seconds after the cane arrives, this Drake pops in. I'm thinking "wait who was bringing a Drake?" but then I am holding control and spam clicking trying to lock it, because the missioner came back - and right on top of us! We both point him immediately, and others arrive very shortly afterward to keep him on hold. His pod got away instantly after he popped. So we're sitting in the mission area, collecting tons of loot from the wrecks he dropped. We have VoV scouting for some other targets, had a WT enter and leave system, and some random Moa running around in belts. Someone said the mission looked like Damsel In Distress (or something like that) lvl 3. After a bit, the missioner COMES BACK to the mission site in a Hound. It turns out that he had forgotten to destroy a mission structure and retrieve the Damsel. Unfortunately for him, 2 of us (Rifters) were still hanging around the site, and he had to warp out. I was remembering this mission since I had done it in a pve cane at least twice before. I destroyed the structure and collected the Damsel. When I returned to station, I contracted it to him for 20m. --- Also in my noobiness I later died to station guns trying to high-five DiracMonopole because I didn't know how GCC and yellow timers were related. To whom it may concern, I have had the opportunity to go over the loot from your previous intrustion into Oddelulf. Now I am sure you are unware that you were in violation of the system charter where one must announce he is coming into the system to do a mission, having done so would of resulted in a brief conversation to make you were not a spy and a free pass through. We have realized that you are indeed not a spy attempting to ascertain our strengths and weaknesses so we have decided to extend the olive branch to repay you. We understand that getting The Damsel was an important part of the mission so we have decided to contract it to you at a small price. The price is the fine we require for first time entry into the system. This fine is a lifetime pass of free missioning in Oddelulf. Again sorry about all the mix up, but have a great day! The Oddelulf Missioning and Ratting Committee. | ||
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HugePwner
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EDIT: someone PM'd me right when i posted this. my bad. | ||
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Warri
Germany3208 Posts
edit: nvm bout the contract | ||
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Trollhammer
Singapore94 Posts
On April 16 2011 04:05 Firebolt145 wrote: http://teamliquid.killmail.org/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=9395669 I'll let cael tell the story That falcon fit...eve uni mindfucked me with it. | ||
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Mumbleskates
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On April 15 2011 23:22 Shalaiyn wrote: So basically as I understand it from the introduction, the only good races are or Amarr or Minmatar, and out of those Minmatar? This made me hurt inside. Every race is good, every race has good ships, for both PVP and PVE. On April 16 2011 01:32 KwarK wrote: Drake best race, minnie second best. Oh god, Drake is a race now? On April 16 2011 02:57 Capiru wrote: You also can't fire doomsdays if you are less then 20km from a celestial, gate or station. I've never heard that. It doesn't make sense either before or after the doomsday change; before, it hit everything on grid, and now it is targeted. Nice troll though. On April 16 2011 06:38 TurpinOS wrote: ...I have recently rediscovered my undying love for frigates... Really? Well good on ya... I hate frigates. Can't stand 'em. Or I should say, can't stay alive in 'em when it's most important. The only frigates I can put up with are some kind of retardedly tanked Jaguar and sometimes a Dramiel. On April 16 2011 06:57 tofucake wrote: Some of those Rifters are lolwut. MSE 2, SSB 2, 200mm plates, DCU, ODI, 2 150s and 2 AMLs wtf? Don't you mean 2 SMLs? Or Rockets? Pretty sure AMLs are way too big to fit on a rifter, mang. On April 16 2011 07:26 Firebolt145 wrote: If you check their corp efficiency they've killed a grand total of 3 ships, 1 being Kwark's drake. Maybe it is time to compile a complete list of corporations in eve that have not yet killed KwarK's Drake. On April 16 2011 23:43 Trollhammer wrote: That falcon fit...eve uni mindfucked me with it. Yes, Gank Blaster Falcons are actually pretty decent, except for the part where everyone instantly primaries the Falcon and it dies. | ||
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Trollhammer
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TurpinOS
Canada1223 Posts
On April 17 2011 01:33 Mumbleskates wrote: This made me hurt inside. Every race is good, every race has good ships, for both PVP and PVE. Oh god, Drake is a race now? I've never heard that. It doesn't make sense either before or after the doomsday change; before, it hit everything on grid, and now it is targeted. Nice troll though. Really? Well good on ya... I hate frigates. Can't stand 'em. Or I should say, can't stay alive in 'em when it's most important. The only frigates I can put up with are some kind of retardedly tanked Jaguar and sometimes a Dramiel. Don't you mean 2 SMLs? Or Rockets? Pretty sure AMLs are way too big to fit on a rifter, mang. Maybe it is time to compile a complete list of corporations in eve that have not yet killed KwarK's Drake. Yes, Gank Blaster Falcons are actually pretty decent, except for the part where everyone instantly primaries the Falcon and it dies. Im sorry, who the fuck are you again ? oh wait, now i remember, someone who no one on these forums give a damn about. thanks and have a nice day somewhere else User was warned for this post | ||
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Torenhire
United States11681 Posts
So either you're a dumbass who doesn't know what trolling is or you're just a dumbass. User was warned for this post | ||
KwarK
United States42772 Posts
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Weken
United Kingdom580 Posts
Warp into mission i go for the point but he warps away 21km from me. Oh well, i press warp out button but then 4 frigs are webbing me. Rifter dosnt warp in time and i die :-(. Could have gone better but i dont care, i lose rifters all the time. | ||
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Russian Federation3631 Posts
Im sorry, who the fuck are you again ? oh wait, now i remember, someone who no one on these forums give a damn about. thanks and have a nice day somewhere else Why are you taking Mr. "A proper myrmidon has 2 plates and small autocannons"/"ur jealous you don't have a blops" seriously? | ||
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Lionexx
United States39 Posts
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Warri
Germany3208 Posts
We warp to bosena gate and find a red cane + arazu on it, so we decide to kill them first. The arazu gtfos while we keep the cane bouncing between the systems. At some point he decides to overheat and burn away instead of going back to the gate and caelum is too retarded to keep up with him in his own nanocane. A few minutes later caelum decides to open up on the arazu guy who came back in a huginn and promptly dies to their bluesec friends. Like half an hour later the tengu is finally back in the mission, so i fleetwarp alex who lands 30km next to him in a longpoint inty, but he is also too retarded and cant point a tengu for shit, so it gtfos. Alex then logs off for the night. Caelum decides to come back in a useless 0 speed wolf with scram. Tengu warps back to his mission, i give a warpin for caelum but he lands about 70km off and cant get close enough in time, so the tengu warps out again. A few minutes later the tengu is back YET AGAIN and i decide to decloak the buzzard as caelum is landing so i can scram him. However, without links and without overheat skill i cant manage to burn the 28->8km and he warps out again, i follow him to the planet and tab to karah. As i tab back i see he is decloaked 1k away from buzzard, but warps off just before i can point him. Fucking tabfail again. The tengu decides to be a smartass and talk in local [22:55:50] Beanman9 > note for next time [22:56:44] Beanman9 > keep the buzzard cloaked. otherwise id prob come back. but now that i know you have a cloak ship. that can sit there and wait for me to come back. im not Then leaves local. I proceed afking, but stay in local. So about an hour later i see him back in local and quickly ask for a rifter. Body and weken move to bosena asap, but weken decides to dock up and then doesnt manage to undock cause of a campng myrm(lol), however i get a warpin for body next to the tengu with the cloaky buzzard that i didnt uncloak. Finally we get a point on that fucker. I land on him with karah and start killing him..when suddenly kwark, who was afk faking for hours decides to whore on my kill  http://teamliquid.killmail.org/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=9407330 Weken finally arrived just as the tengu popped and couldnt whore on it :D | ||
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TurpinOS
Canada1223 Posts
On April 17 2011 09:14 Warri wrote: At some point he decides to overheat and burn away instead of going back to the gate and caelum is too retarded to keep up with him in his own nanocane. A few minutes later caelum decides to open up on the arazu guy who came back in a huginn and promptly dies to their bluesec friends. wait wat ? you really love telling stories even though you dont know what happened right... | ||
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Warri
Germany3208 Posts
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Body_Shield
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