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KwarK
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States43948 Posts
February 11 2013 06:19 GMT
#29001
I also sent her jam, gin, tonic water, ribena, squash, european coke (no HFCS) and a bunch of other stuff.
ModeratorThe angels have the phone box
Firebolt145
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Lalalaland34503 Posts
February 11 2013 06:44 GMT
#29002
Was that a birthday present to her or something? Seems quite random otherwise.
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Not_Computer
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Canada2277 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-02-11 07:19:55
February 11 2013 07:10 GMT
#29003
There hasn't been a battle report in this thread for a while so here I go.

So Orandos, Litharis, Mobius and I went on an impromptu roam through Black Rise. It was really a spur of the moment thing with Orandos and I talking about fits and him deciding to do some solo and me offering to tag along. (Beforehand he was diligently cyno policing) The two of us went off in a Hookbill and Crucifier and ironically did not come across even one turret ship. We chased a Corax and crossjumped some random stuff like a Merlin, etc... and then we found a Caldari Militia destroyer gang populated by mostly Coraxes and Talwars sitting on the gate of the system we jumped into.

Despite my Crucifier mostly useless, Orandos decides to bossmode and he begins to pick at the pirates in their gang. I'm sitting on zero of the gate when all the destroyers begin to yellowbox me. Obviously they're gonna go for the alpha but :missiles: so I wait for the redbox and jump out. Now they're taking gateguns since I was neutral and begin to warp out. Orandos being the boss he is, catches last man and begins to hammer him down. I jump back in and join in the fight offering mere dishonour drones and a token small neut. We're expecting them to land any second (and in retrospect I should have used the damage drones I carried) and we burn off. We get out of range and the Coraxes do no damage and could not keep up. Two Talwars overheat and attempt to pursue but we are still faster. Then me being an idiot decides to warp to our outgate at zero, where a Corax of their fleet had stayed behind (whether intentionally or not) and as soon as I land I'm pointed. A second later the rest of them land and I explain to Orandos why his wingman is about to needlessly lose his ship. As soon as I warp my pod out Orandos lands at a safe distance and watches as an EUni shield cruiser gang also lands and forces off the Caldari Militia destroyer gang (they had 4-5 Coraxes and 2-3 Talwars).

I head back to reship where I meet up with Litharis and Mobius. Meanwhile Orandos bounces around the system and spots a Rokh and a Drake shooting each other on the station undock. He proceeds to shoot at the suspect and somehow dies to station guns. The other three of us in Caracal Thorax Sential head back down to where the action is. On our way I note there is an Erebus on dscan. Litharis and Mobius note that there is cyno at a gunless POS.
+ Show Spoiler [Warp to cyno at zero!] +
[image loading]
And of course we proceed to cyno police the magnate who then tells us how rude we are.

We spot a SFI defensive plexing, chase it for a bit, by then we add a Hawk, then proceed to our destination, which is now empty, and then decide to head to Tama.

There's a bunch of suspects in local so we split up and try to find them. Orandos being the lucky guy he is finds them on a gate and he lands on a suspect Stabber and proceeds to point while we all warp in. The stabber responds and they become entangled as we quickly join the fight. Litharis TDs the stabber and Orandos' Hawk then proceeds to receive no dps from the stabber. As we approach Orandos gets the stabber into low shields for me to volley it into armor with Mobius finishing it off. Right before the stabber goes down... suddenly a Falcon decloaks! It's 35km off me, as Falcons would be, so I turn around and point it. It misses the first jam cycles (...wat?) and I get it into 2/3rds shields. Then ANOTHER Falcon decloaks! (wat?!) Then I'm jammed, but Mobius has point on the other Falcon! Somewhere along here gate guns decide to shoot Orandos which shouldn't be shooting him but they really hate him so they just do and he dies cause who the hell would expect it 6-7 minutes into the fight.

The falcon I'm pointing jams Mobius and his falcon warps off. I regain point on my falcon who is then popped by gate guns. I get a phone call and dock up and that's the end of my story.

tl;dr gate guns hate everyone -- especially Orandos.
"Jaedong hyung better be ready. I'm going to order the most expensive dinner in Korea."
Firebolt145
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Lalalaland34503 Posts
February 11 2013 07:42 GMT
#29004
The good ol' untanked falcon.
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KwarK
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States43948 Posts
February 11 2013 11:00 GMT
#29005
On February 11 2013 15:44 Firebolt145 wrote:
Was that a birthday present to her or something? Seems quite random otherwise.

Clearly a stranger to the ways of the heart.
ModeratorThe angels have the phone box
Firebolt145
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Lalalaland34503 Posts
February 11 2013 12:11 GMT
#29006
And you thought the best way to romance her would be to send her marmite.

Right.
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KwarK
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States43948 Posts
February 11 2013 12:36 GMT
#29007
On February 11 2013 21:11 Firebolt145 wrote:
And you thought the best way to romance her would be to send her marmite.

Right.


On August 11 2012 23:35 Firebolt145 wrote:
Kwark is the sweetest person any of us know, all he ever does is give and give. I don't know what any of us would do without him.


Sounds like it worked. Maybe get more marmite bro.
ModeratorThe angels have the phone box
Firebolt145
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Lalalaland34503 Posts
February 11 2013 12:41 GMT
#29008
Did you really bookmark that
Moderator
KwarK
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States43948 Posts
February 11 2013 12:59 GMT
#29009
I have perfect recall. Seriously, ask her.
ModeratorThe angels have the phone box
Firebolt145
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Lalalaland34503 Posts
February 11 2013 13:04 GMT
#29010
I'm starting to feel more and more sorry for her
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tofucake
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
Hyrule19204 Posts
February 11 2013 15:02 GMT
#29011
Thinking about selling Hekki. I never use the bastard. Thoughts? Not listed are HM-705, TN-905, and RL-1005.
Liquipediaasante sana squash banana
Invol2ver
Profile Joined September 2010
United States330 Posts
February 11 2013 17:39 GMT
#29012
On February 11 2013 16:10 Not_Computer wrote:
There hasn't been a battle report in this thread for a while so here I go.

So Orandos, Litharis, Mobius and I went on an impromptu roam through Black Rise. It was really a spur of the moment thing with Orandos and I talking about fits and him deciding to do some solo and me offering to tag along. (Beforehand he was diligently cyno policing) The two of us went off in a Hookbill and Crucifier and ironically did not come across even one turret ship. We chased a Corax and crossjumped some random stuff like a Merlin, etc... and then we found a Caldari Militia destroyer gang populated by mostly Coraxes and Talwars sitting on the gate of the system we jumped into.

Despite my Crucifier mostly useless, Orandos decides to bossmode and he begins to pick at the pirates in their gang. I'm sitting on zero of the gate when all the destroyers begin to yellowbox me. Obviously they're gonna go for the alpha but :missiles: so I wait for the redbox and jump out. Now they're taking gateguns since I was neutral and begin to warp out. Orandos being the boss he is, catches last man and begins to hammer him down. I jump back in and join in the fight offering mere dishonour drones and a token small neut. We're expecting them to land any second (and in retrospect I should have used the damage drones I carried) and we burn off. We get out of range and the Coraxes do no damage and could not keep up. Two Talwars overheat and attempt to pursue but we are still faster. Then me being an idiot decides to warp to our outgate at zero, where a Corax of their fleet had stayed behind (whether intentionally or not) and as soon as I land I'm pointed. A second later the rest of them land and I explain to Orandos why his wingman is about to needlessly lose his ship. As soon as I warp my pod out Orandos lands at a safe distance and watches as an EUni shield cruiser gang also lands and forces off the Caldari Militia destroyer gang (they had 4-5 Coraxes and 2-3 Talwars).

I head back to reship where I meet up with Litharis and Mobius. Meanwhile Orandos bounces around the system and spots a Rokh and a Drake shooting each other on the station undock. He proceeds to shoot at the suspect and somehow dies to station guns. The other three of us in Caracal Thorax Sential head back down to where the action is. On our way I note there is an Erebus on dscan. Litharis and Mobius note that there is cyno at a gunless POS.
+ Show Spoiler [Warp to cyno at zero!] +
[image loading]
And of course we proceed to cyno police the magnate who then tells us how rude we are.

We spot a SFI defensive plexing, chase it for a bit, by then we add a Hawk, then proceed to our destination, which is now empty, and then decide to head to Tama.

There's a bunch of suspects in local so we split up and try to find them. Orandos being the lucky guy he is finds them on a gate and he lands on a suspect Stabber and proceeds to point while we all warp in. The stabber responds and they become entangled as we quickly join the fight. Litharis TDs the stabber and Orandos' Hawk then proceeds to receive no dps from the stabber. As we approach Orandos gets the stabber into low shields for me to volley it into armor with Mobius finishing it off. Right before the stabber goes down... suddenly a Falcon decloaks! It's 35km off me, as Falcons would be, so I turn around and point it. It misses the first jam cycles (...wat?) and I get it into 2/3rds shields. Then ANOTHER Falcon decloaks! (wat?!) Then I'm jammed, but Mobius has point on the other Falcon! Somewhere along here gate guns decide to shoot Orandos which shouldn't be shooting him but they really hate him so they just do and he dies cause who the hell would expect it 6-7 minutes into the fight.

The falcon I'm pointing jams Mobius and his falcon warps off. I regain point on my falcon who is then popped by gate guns. I get a phone call and dock up and that's the end of my story.

tl;dr gate guns hate everyone -- especially Orandos.


I'm apparently really flaky on this new crimwatch thing. A hawk and falcon down in one night shooting people who were showing up as suspects...I thought that suspect meant you were all clear but.... v0v

Was fun to be back losing ships, but now i remember why i hate lowsec pvp. FW space seems rife with baddies though, so that's cool. Gonna have to do some stuff in pure blind next time you're around though, Orious. EC Police 2013.
Losing money is less good than making it, confirm?
Lascero
Profile Joined July 2010
United States59 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-02-11 18:34:04
February 11 2013 18:31 GMT
#29013
I have perfect recall. Seriously, ask her.


That's handy. Ever been in memory studies?
Body_Shield
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
Canada3368 Posts
February 11 2013 21:07 GMT
#29014
Well....I suppose I have to at least try dota

Also the Eve thread has been stickied or something
So, five-card stud, nothing wild... and the sky's the limit
Firebolt145
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Lalalaland34503 Posts
February 11 2013 21:10 GMT
#29015
Did Kwark misclick again?
Moderator
kollin
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United Kingdom8380 Posts
February 11 2013 21:19 GMT
#29016
I tried dota, people were blown away by my skill
Shootemup.
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
United States1044 Posts
February 11 2013 21:21 GMT
#29017
On February 12 2013 06:07 Body_Shield wrote:
Well....I suppose I have to at least try dota

Also the Eve thread has been stickied or something

It's a pretty fun game
"Dirty Timber Picker" Mity Teem Larquad. "I am a baddie and tango is a smartiepants." -KwarK "When you said you didn't play Invoker I thought you were just being modest"
Body_Shield
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
Canada3368 Posts
February 11 2013 21:25 GMT
#29018
On February 12 2013 06:21 Shootemup. wrote:
Show nested quote +
On February 12 2013 06:07 Body_Shield wrote:
Well....I suppose I have to at least try dota

Also the Eve thread has been stickied or something

It's a pretty fun game

Well there's that large wall of about three months before you actually get decent skills, but yeah Eve is pretty fun
So, five-card stud, nothing wild... and the sky's the limit
Shootemup.
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
United States1044 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-02-11 21:35:29
February 11 2013 21:35 GMT
#29019
On February 12 2013 06:25 Body_Shield wrote:
Show nested quote +
On February 12 2013 06:21 Shootemup. wrote:
On February 12 2013 06:07 Body_Shield wrote:
Well....I suppose I have to at least try dota

Also the Eve thread has been stickied or something

It's a pretty fun game

Well there's that large wall of about three months before you actually get decent skills, but yeah Eve is pretty fun

I was talking about Dota m8
"Dirty Timber Picker" Mity Teem Larquad. "I am a baddie and tango is a smartiepants." -KwarK "When you said you didn't play Invoker I thought you were just being modest"
Invol2ver
Profile Joined September 2010
United States330 Posts
February 11 2013 21:54 GMT
#29020
Tango playing doter with us makes me the happiest person.

Mainly just because I'm not the bad new guy anymore.
Losing money is less good than making it, confirm?
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