EVE Corporation - Page 135

On September 14 2010 03:56 bN` wrote:
I like how all the "sign up and we'll get you running" posts strangely sync up with kwark starting up a new war vs some random russian corp. He even got serg to join the hatchery and keeps buttering me up with talks of full reimbursment when flying under the master fc's that are himself and dex :>

@whistler: there's always the option of giving the char over and having the corp run it with plexs while training him up, additionally you could get it back if you ever wanted to get back into eve - we did that with motbob's char and it worked out of for 6months or so, dunno if anyone is running his account atm

On September 14 2010 04:27 pahndah wrote:
Kwark doesn't fire missiles from his drake, he fires rifters.

On September 14 2010 04:30 Marradron wrote:


He also fires a lot of destroyers, hes accompanied by 2 new pilot destroyers at all time while doing 4s

Yeah, but destroyers are lack luster unless they are in a thrasher.

sir are you a bear irl?
From: Wrathful Penguins
Sent: 2010.09.13 22:39
To: The Hatchery, BearUkraine,

Hi.

It is with great apprehension and regret that I come to you with this announcement. No more may we blissfully continue our tranquil coexistance, ignorant of the terrors of violence. The hounds have been unleashed. Our world, our very existance, has been shattered by the actions of one tuaman, Ever since, a subtle change has overtaken the root of our corporation has begun to manifest, and our upper echelon have become bloodthirsty berserkers, crazed and thirsting for revenge. Their hunger cannot be sated, cannot be quenched, by nought but the carnage and casualties of war.

I cannot help but feel that it is you who is responsible. Gone are the days when Kwark and I could have peaceful conversations about the things he and I love: pve and men, respectively. Now, he goes out of his way to stay up for days on end, camping the systems of other pve-ers, all for some unimportant scrap of electronic communication. He will forsake all requirements for life: food, sleep, and OSL finals, in order to pursue this frivolous goal that has been wroth. As it was your alliance that instigated this terrible change, I feel that it is fitting that we redirect his anger and malice towards you. It is but a simple task to channel this mighty river. I fear that the destruction it may bring is greater than such a small act deserrves.

There is, however, an out. Much like a trained mastiff, Kwark is susceptible to a certain toy, with which he will idly toy endlessly if given the chance. I do not have the funds to purchase one, to spare our respective clans from mutual destruction. It is possible you may not either, or that you may feel that it is not in your best interest to do so. Rest assured, it is. Few fully estimate the cost of war, both on the financial sustainability of an individual or group, and on the soul. One can only commit so many wanton acts of destruction before one becomes a jaded, uncaring beast.

As such, I humbly request that you supply the following, for your sake as well as mine:

1 3x LARGE purger rigged drake
4 caldari navy bcs
7 caldari navy heavy missile launchers
3 caldari navy invulnerability fields
3 caldari navy large shield extenders

1 unit EACH of all cloakey recons
1 unit EACH of all command ships
6 hurricanes
3 drakes (unrigged or w/e idgaf)
2 harbingers
4 brutixes
5 daredevils
2 dramiels

1 defender missile BPO

While this list of items may seem large and exhaustive to one such as yourself, rest assured that it pales to the magnitude of the contributions that I and others like myself have made to the cause of holding his sanity together. We only ask that you do your part.

Wrathful Penguins
Diplomat
The Hatchery

btw the font in your bio is all messed up and i can't read it (Snow edit: He's russian haha)