Anime Discussion Thread - Page 3964

So we start off the episode and Hanakana is eating a ton of people, and getting a major hardon doing it. Shes also using her slut voice. Then Jason walkins in, and tries to fight her with a wrench. But she takes his wrench and throws it off a building. This was the intro, and at this part I was like "what, so this is like B Horror Movie villains vs Hanakana, the anime?" I'm already not impressed. Then it moves on to what the actual episode is about.

We have probably the most bland main character I've seen in a while, talking to his friend about a girl. Hes like "Well, I like her, perhaps I should ask her on a date to the book store..." And his friend is like "No, what the hell is wrong with you, a book store?" The conversation continues "Well, in that case, perhaps I could take her to JapanMcDonalds, and we could get a cheese burger, since I rather like cheese burgers". Hes then accused of being gay. I forget if it was his friend who did this, or if it was me, but at any rate, it happens. His friend flirts with some ugly girl, and then an even uglier meganeko comes in, and hes like "omgomgomg thats here!" and she opens her mouth, and its fucking Hanakana. At this point its fucking obvious whats going to happen, at least for the immediate future.

So, he asks her on a date to the book store, and they go. I bet she was just looking at him and licking her lips the whole time, filling the guy's head with ideas. She plays the scared girl to get him to walk her home, and then she tries to eat him. She like eats his liver or something. And shes back in her whore voice now. Then a building falls on her. And then some doctor thinks its a good idea to scrap her for parts and rebuild MC with her.

So now, because she was a ghoul, so is he now! Apparently the doctor swapped his tounge and eyeball out too. He tries to eat his favorite cheese burger, but hes a ghoul now, and its not made of Soylent Green, so he cries. At this point they reveal that ghouls can't be hurt by knives, so he tries to stab himself, but it doesn't work. Apparently physical damage only works if its a building that falls on them, or a scalpel when getting scrapped for parts. Also somewhere in this time he thinks about eating a Loli but doesn't.

So he goes out on an emo walk, and sees another Ghoul, and others start coming out and they fight and kill each other and its like a bad 90s OVA. And then the surviving ugly girl from earlier force feeds him people.


So, what do we have here? We have a bland protagonist who gets rebuilt with Hanakana, and now hes emo and wants to eat people except he doesn't but he really does. Hanakana met the fate of the other two Gundam Mk2s from Zeta Gundam, but you know shes going to be back, somehow, and its gonna be stupid. I can't even latch onto tits in this anime because all the girls are ugly. So I'll pass.