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On October 24 2012 22:37 Frozenhelfire wrote:
Am I an error or does no one understand what a Quincy is? From my understanding it is a name given to people who were mastering a martial art. Any human could become a Quincy by undergoing the training to learn the techniques just like anyone can become a black belt in X martial art as long as they put forth the time. If Ichigo is a black belt in karate his mom doesn't have to be a judo black belt for him to learn some judo moves. Perhaps something prevents pure shinigamis (maybe the fact that they don't have a material body) from being able to use quincy techniques in the same way someone with no legs could learn a lot of boxing but not martial arts which are almost entirely kick based.
Want to argue origins? Okay. How is it that a Shinigami has a child when they're from soul society which is the host to dead people? Further more shinigamis are immaterial; who gave ichigo's dad, and for that matter all the vizers the ability to be solid in the living world?
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When people are trying to make sense out of the Bleach universe... It never ends well.
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Isshin used a gigai to have sex with a human-quincy
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Human
Shinigami
Hollow
Fullbringer
Quincy
Jesus christ... I'm out of breath. When I read that last page in the chapter I went into an uncontrollable laugh.
How are his sisters not as badass as him?
They are still 3/5, and they could learn fullbringing and be lucky and become part hollowfied too I guess (because let's face it there's no negatives there for Ichigo except the fake ones from early on in this manga before the author decided he wanted evil Ichigo to be good as well).
Next up : Ichigo is also a koala.
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On October 24 2012 21:41 Lysteria wrote:Show nested quote +On October 24 2012 20:57 Razhil wrote:On February 22 2012 22:05 ddrddrddrddr wrote:
Time for Ichigo to release his inner Quincy. That guy is a genius :p Oh god. I give that guy my deep respect. :p
Just look at his name. That guy is obviously Kubo incognito and is trolling us all with little hints of his trollish plot without us knowing.
Seriously though... what.the.fuck.
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Calling it : Bach is probably Ichigo's grandfather on his mom side !
Evidence : He wants to take Ichigo to their base to train him. That means he knew beforehand that Ichigo had what it takes to be a Quincy. And also, while he cuts CC in two, he would spare Ichigo while considering Ichigo as more dangerous than the CC ? Make no sense... except if Ichigo is his grandson (or grand-...-grand-son, whatever) and he wants him to come to the light side.
Prediction for the next chapters : Ichigo with his new Quincy powers but inexperimented will get his ass kicked. He will be saved by his father who will fight Bach. They will talk about how Dad stole Mom from Bach and how both decided to lose their power to live in the human world and have kids. Then Bach will blame Dad because if Mom had kept her power, she wouldn't have died to a stupid weak hollow.
They will maybe fight, probably not.
Bonus : Ishida's Dad will come as well. He's somehow related to Bach as well and he will train Ichigo to master his Quincy powers to fight Bach in the ""Big Bad Fight" that will happen in X days !"
You will see !
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AND THEN MASTER ROSHI arrives in time to give Ichigo a sensu bean and heal him back to full after he spent 1000 years of training in the slow time zone path between the SS and the human world, and he comes back at full health and pwns assholes with his newest and ultimate ultimate ultimate technique.
the getsugakamehameha spirit bomb tensho
called it here first.
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On October 25 2012 02:07 Kazeyonoma wrote:
AND THEN MASTER ROSHI arrives in time to give Ichigo a sensu bean and heal him back to full after he spent 1000 years of training in the slow time zone path between the SS and the human world, and he comes back at full health and pwns assholes with his newest and ultimate ultimate ultimate technique.
the getsugakamehameha spirit bomb tensho
called it here first.
U forgot the clones, lots of them. Then final ichigo will learn razengetsugamehamePISTOL!
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On October 25 2012 02:22 SvartSol wrote:Show nested quote +On October 25 2012 02:07 Kazeyonoma wrote:
AND THEN MASTER ROSHI arrives in time to give Ichigo a sensu bean and heal him back to full after he spent 1000 years of training in the slow time zone path between the SS and the human world, and he comes back at full health and pwns assholes with his newest and ultimate ultimate ultimate technique.
the getsugakamehameha spirit bomb tensho
called it here first. U forgot the clones, lots of them. Then final ichigo will learn razengetsugamehamePISTOL!
LoL guys how can you forget that Orihimepain will use her edo tensei justu and bring back everyone that died as zombie ghosts !
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On October 25 2012 02:22 SvartSol wrote:Show nested quote +On October 25 2012 02:07 Kazeyonoma wrote:
AND THEN MASTER ROSHI arrives in time to give Ichigo a sensu bean and heal him back to full after he spent 1000 years of training in the slow time zone path between the SS and the human world, and he comes back at full health and pwns assholes with his newest and ultimate ultimate ultimate technique.
the getsugakamehameha spirit bomb tensho
called it here first. U forgot the clones, lots of them. Then final ichigo will learn razengetsugamehamePISTOL!
Well YOU forgot the part where he accidentally ingests gum-gum fruit along with the sensu bean, discovers (and immediately masters) his nen, transforms into some 20 yr older super being after being 1HKO'd by Bach, AND THEN uses his razengetsugamehamePISTOL!
They then recover all the dragonballZ and wish all the fallen Shinigami back to life. Rukia and Byakuya have a teary eyed reunion and Byakuya is suddenly a human sympathizer, seeing the error of his elitist ways. There is then a tournament hosted by Mr. Sunglasses-Mustache to decide the new Commander Captain, which Kenpachi wins with his newly discovered Bankai that King Kai taught him how to master while he was dead-dead.
Ichigo, who is now practically a god (and randomly dubbed king of all pirates) because he's every single powerful being in the universe combined, flies off into the sunset with the newly reincarnated versions of Aizen, CC, and Bach to train them to be better people.
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Who remembers that the Zero Squad was supposedly meant to show up 'soon'?
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On October 25 2012 02:35 Dosey wrote:Show nested quote +On October 25 2012 02:22 SvartSol wrote:On October 25 2012 02:07 Kazeyonoma wrote:
AND THEN MASTER ROSHI arrives in time to give Ichigo a sensu bean and heal him back to full after he spent 1000 years of training in the slow time zone path between the SS and the human world, and he comes back at full health and pwns assholes with his newest and ultimate ultimate ultimate technique.
the getsugakamehameha spirit bomb tensho
called it here first. U forgot the clones, lots of them. Then final ichigo will learn razengetsugamehamePISTOL! Well YOU forgot the part where he accidentally ingests gum-gum fruit along with the sensu bean, Ichigo, who is now practically a god (and randomly dubbed king of all pirates) because he's every single powerful being in the universe combined, flies off into the sunset with the newly reincarnated versions of Aizen, CC, and Bach to train them to be better people.
Hey, don't diss OnePiece...;-) It is the only decent manga out there atm :-P
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On October 25 2012 04:11 Collings wrote:
Who remembers that the Zero Squad was supposedly meant to show up 'soon'?
Kubo met Blizzard. Soon™.
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On October 25 2012 02:35 Dosey wrote:Show nested quote +On October 25 2012 02:22 SvartSol wrote:On October 25 2012 02:07 Kazeyonoma wrote:
AND THEN MASTER ROSHI arrives in time to give Ichigo a sensu bean and heal him back to full after he spent 1000 years of training in the slow time zone path between the SS and the human world, and he comes back at full health and pwns assholes with his newest and ultimate ultimate ultimate technique.
the getsugakamehameha spirit bomb tensho
called it here first. U forgot the clones, lots of them. Then final ichigo will learn razengetsugamehamePISTOL! Well YOU forgot the part where he accidentally ingests gum-gum fruit along with the sensu bean, discovers (and immediately masters) his nen, transforms into some 20 yr older super being after being 1HKO'd by Bach, AND THEN uses his razengetsugamehamePISTOL! They then recover all the dragonballZ and wish all the fallen Shinigami back to life. Rukia and Byakuya have a teary eyed reunion and Byakuya is suddenly a human sympathizer, seeing the error of his elitist ways. There is then a tournament hosted by Mr. Sunglasses-Mustache to decide the new Commander Captain, which Kenpachi wins with his newly discovered Bankai that King Kai taught him how to master while he was dead-dead. Ichigo, who is now practically a god (and randomly dubbed king of all pirates) because he's every single powerful being in the universe combined, flies off into the sunset with the newly reincarnated versions of Aizen, CC, and Bach to train them to be better people.
Kenpachi with Bankai! Ohmygodohmygodohmygod!
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On October 25 2012 06:33 Forumite wrote:Show nested quote +On October 25 2012 02:35 Dosey wrote:On October 25 2012 02:22 SvartSol wrote:On October 25 2012 02:07 Kazeyonoma wrote:
AND THEN MASTER ROSHI arrives in time to give Ichigo a sensu bean and heal him back to full after he spent 1000 years of training in the slow time zone path between the SS and the human world, and he comes back at full health and pwns assholes with his newest and ultimate ultimate ultimate technique.
the getsugakamehameha spirit bomb tensho
called it here first. U forgot the clones, lots of them. Then final ichigo will learn razengetsugamehamePISTOL! Well YOU forgot the part where he accidentally ingests gum-gum fruit along with the sensu bean, discovers (and immediately masters) his nen, transforms into some 20 yr older super being after being 1HKO'd by Bach, AND THEN uses his razengetsugamehamePISTOL! They then recover all the dragonballZ and wish all the fallen Shinigami back to life. Rukia and Byakuya have a teary eyed reunion and Byakuya is suddenly a human sympathizer, seeing the error of his elitist ways. There is then a tournament hosted by Mr. Sunglasses-Mustache to decide the new Commander Captain, which Kenpachi wins with his newly discovered Bankai that King Kai taught him how to master while he was dead-dead. Ichigo, who is now practically a god (and randomly dubbed king of all pirates) because he's every single powerful being in the universe combined, flies off into the sunset with the newly reincarnated versions of Aizen, CC, and Bach to train them to be better people. Kenpachi with Bankai! Ohmygodohmygodohmygod!
Kenpachi: *discovers bankai !!*
Next Chapter: Kenpachi died off-panel..
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this thread is better than the actual manga
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On October 25 2012 06:38 ticklishmusic wrote:
this thread is better than the actual manga
To be completely honest. Threads like these are the only reason I read bleach, they always crack me up. Frankly, I don't read every chapter for longer than a minute usually, but spend 10+ minutes on the web laughing at how bad it was. Again.
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